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scruffziller
06-17-2002, 05:54 PM
I know a woman that I work with that looks like she could be a twin of Cowboy Ray from the Mancow show.

Mandalorian Candidat
06-17-2002, 05:56 PM
I have a bunch of Maori friends. We had a party Friday night and it looked literally like a Temura Morrison (also Maori) clone gathering. :)

Lowly Bantha Cleaner
06-18-2002, 12:17 AM
A woman that I interned with looked exactly like the folksinger Judy Collins. Except that she was a witch with the 'w' dropped and a 'b' added.

People confuse me with Ben Affleck

JetsAndHeels
06-18-2002, 12:21 AM
At my previous job at Duke Hospital, there was a man there who looked EXACTLY like Count Dooku. He had the beard, the haircut, the demeanor, etc. He would always be downstairs in the food court every morning before work.
I couldnt help but look, until one day he looked up at me with a menacing look. That was enough for me...I didnt look anymore.
But I could just see him looking up at me and saying: "You must join me Steve, and together we will have breakfast!!"

2-1B
06-18-2002, 04:33 AM
Jangy96, so that menacing look really confirmed it, eh? :D Lies, deceit, creating mistrust are his ways now.

LBC, do you have any friends that look like Matt Damon? :confused:

LTBasker
06-18-2002, 05:21 AM
I once saw this VH1 news thing that had a cross-dresser who dressed up like Britney Spears with replica costumes and he looked exactly like her when they showed him in full costume with the make-up and other stuff on.

Mandalorian Candidat
06-18-2002, 10:55 AM
Originally posted by LTBasker
I once saw this VH1 news thing that had a cross-dresser who dressed up like Britney Spears with replica costumes and he looked exactly like her when they showed him in full costume with the make-up and other stuff on.

I wonder what that says about Britney? :confused: **vomits into trash can**

Jonna
06-18-2002, 12:36 PM
I get my hair cut at the same place all the time and every single time my girlfriend goes with me every one there talks about how she looks exactly like some girl from 6 Feet Under. The red head I imagine.

JEDIpartner
06-18-2002, 03:16 PM
That would be Claire... or it could be Brenda!

My Stepmom looks like Boss Nass... does that count?

Jonna
06-18-2002, 03:18 PM
I think that the name mentioned to me was Claire...it was the daughter. Who ever that is.

scruffziller
06-18-2002, 05:53 PM
Originally posted by JEDIpartnr
That would be Claire... or it could be Brenda!

My Stepmom looks like Boss Nass... does that count?
YEA!!!!!!:D OH THAT REMINDS ME!! :eek: I worked with another lady who looked EXACTLY I mean EXACTLY like Watto!! I kid you not!!!:D :D :D :crazed: :crazed: :crazed:
I also worked with too guys in a pair who we called Yogi and Boo Boo and the one guy looked exactly like a real humanized version of BooBoo.

JetsAndHeels
06-18-2002, 05:55 PM
Caesar,
Yes, the look REALLY convinced me of his evil ways. LoL.
Glad I dont have to deal with it anymore.

scruffziller
06-18-2002, 05:58 PM
I also worked with a guy who had an identical twin in which they looked like The Proclaimers. The guys who sang that song "I would walk 500 hundred miles and I would walk 500 more." I also have a friend that looks like a real fat Mario of Mario Bros and when he was skinnier with glasses and longer hair he looked like Weid Al. And with shorter hair with a fedora hat on he looked like DMC from Run DMC. I also worked with a guy who had a wife that looked like Sandra Bullock and another friend who looks like Conan O'Brien. If he had blonde hair and was shorter he would also look like Eminem. Stay tuned for more updates.

JEDIpartner
06-20-2002, 10:30 AM
I'd post the "Separated at Birth" picture I did of my stepmonster and Boss Nass, but my luck... someone would know her and tell her!

scruffziller
06-20-2002, 01:20 PM
Originally posted by JEDIpartnr
I'd post the "Separated at Birth" picture I did of my stepmonster and Boss Nass, but my luck... someone would know her and tell her!
Oh C"MON YOU GOTTA DO IT!!!!!!:crazed: :crazed: :crazed:
C'mon every one get JEDIpartnr to post it.

Lowly Bantha Cleaner
06-20-2002, 11:22 PM
Originally posted by scruffziller

YEA!!!!!!:D OH THAT REMINDS ME!! :eek: I worked with another lady who looked EXACTLY I mean EXACTLY like Watto!! I kid you not!!!:D :D :D :crazed: :crazed: :crazed:

Did she have wings, a hooked nose and some hairs growing out of her face?

Fulit
06-21-2002, 11:01 AM
My driver's license picture from 2 years ago makes me look like Travis Tritt, because it was taken before I lost about 70 pounds on the Fulit diet. For those who don't know, Travis Tritt is some crappy country music star. For those who are wondering how I know that, look at my location. I'm saturated by bad music around here, mostly country and rap. Anyway, yep, I once looked like Travis Tritt. A semi-"celebrity", I guess. :rolleyes:

scruffziller
06-22-2002, 02:13 AM
Originally posted by Lowly Bantha Cleaner


Did she have wings, a hooked nose and some hairs growing out of her face?
She was short and had a hooked nose, If I had a picture I would post it.

SWAFMAN
06-29-2002, 02:01 AM
the recent sad news of the death of the Who's John Entwistle made me remember a look-alike:

My stepfather looks EXACTLY like Pete Townshend

(at least he did the last time I saw him, which has been a long time since my mom and him divorced a while back)

But I mean totally EXACTLY like Pete Townshend, like it is scary and spooky how much they look alike.

vulcantouch
08-19-2002, 01:38 AM
oh well, i'm not about to let a lil understanding like That stop me; we already got flik twins (http://sirstevesguide.com/forums/showthread.php?postid=133544#post133544), so now here's some Star Twins -which means sometimes They look alike, and sometimes their Careers look alike to me:
geoffrey rush/stephen rea
gary oldman/tim roth
jude law/julian sands
daniel day-lewis/jason patric
bowie/peter o'toole
iman/grace jones
naomi campbell/tyra banks
aaliyah/alicia keys
halle berry/lisa bonet
lenny kravitz/eric benet
michael clarke duncan/ving rhames
jackie chan/jet li
lucy liu/lisa ling/bai ling
kristi yamaguchi/michelle kwan
bernadette peters/madeline kahn
linda lavin/valerie harper
lainie kazan/mercedes reuhl/kathy najimy
meredith baxter birney/blythe danner
debra winger/margot kidder
sarandon/annette bening
barbara hershey/natalie merchant
meg tilly/bjork
kudrow/garr
christina ricci/anna paquin
juliette lewis/laura dern
mira sorvino/marisa tomei
mary louise parker/mary stuart masterson
bridget fonda/jennifer jason leigh
shannon elizabeth/elizabeth berkley
angelina jolie/karen duffy (where's duff been? i kinda liked her :kiss: )
teri hatcher/alyssa milano
princess di/editor tina brown :p
candace bushnell/ann coulter
bacall/vaccaro
jean seberg/mia farrow
binoche/ormond/delpy
jeanne moreau/isabelle huppert
milla jovovich/linda evangelista
cath zeta jones/dumi moore
rachel ward/jacqueline bisset/jaclyn smith
cheryl ladd/teigs
terry farrell/brooke shields
kira nerys/cheri oteri
duchovny/Enterprise's malcolm reed
brando/shatner
captain & tenille/the carpenters
red skelton/sid caesar
mel brooks/milton berle
paul lynde/richard dawson
schwimmer/sandler
emilio estevez/judd nelson
jonathan silverman/alan ruck/ed norton/ed burns (getting sick of the last one)
french stewart/jon cryer/matthew broderick/wil wheaton
robert sean leonard/sean patrick flannery/mackenzie astin
matt damon/chris o'donnell
matthew lillard/craig kilborn
luke perry/jason priestly
justin timberlake/james van der beek
fred savage/jay leno
haley joel osment/macauley culkin
robbie benson/ralph macchacchio
tony danza/scott baio
deniro/sean penn
duvall/james caan
aiello/keitel
palminteri/mantegna
lee marvin/james coburn
bill pullman/jeff daniels
dwight yoakam/garth brooks
mickey rourke/bruce willis/that babylon 5 guy
dolph lundgren/jean-claude van damme
gary sinise/tom hanks/michael keaton
kevin spacey/boshek ;)
susan dey/post-nosejob mark hamill
letterman/daria's dad
comedian margaret smith/daria's best friend

and now, a few Celeb Mixology Math Formulas:
(jeff bridges+david keith)/2 = kurt russell
(kath hepburn+mare winningham)/2 = kate mulgrew
(lena olin+andie macdowell)/2 = madeline stowe
(sophia loren+bridget bardot)/2 = gina lollobrigida
(hugh grant+matthew perry)/2 = rupert everett
(kevin pollak+richard lewis)/2 = paul reiser
(derek jeter+rob schneider)/2 = the rock
(warren beatty+david duchovny)/2 = richard gere
(joe cocker+harry chapin)/2 = jim croce
(aniston+justine bateman)/2 = christina applegate
vt

RooJay
08-19-2002, 08:17 PM
Once, way back when Gemco was still around, I was shopping around and came across Steve Martin and Abraham Lincoln in the same day!

vulcantouch
08-21-2002, 02:29 PM
more StarTwins:
sulu/that guy on Quincy :crazed:
bob costas/pre-beard wil riker
brian "nass" blessed/oliver reed
william forsythe/ricardo montalban
robert wagner/robert urich
kirk douglas/lloyd bridges
hugh jackman/jeremy northam
philip baker hall/jerry orbach
david carradine/scott glenn
sonny bono/ringo starr/gilligan
hank azaria/tony shalhoub
jeff altman/larry miller
martin mull/howard hesseman
fred willard/bob sarlatte
rip taylor/charles nelson reilly
screech/urkel
gary coleman/emmanuel lewis
r.kelly/p.diddy
michael winslow/bobby mcferrin
india.arie/erykah badu
garbo/dietrich
frances mcdormant/holly hunted
janine turner/dana delaney
jill hennessy/angie harmon
alexandra wentworth/jenny mccarthy
elizabeth shue/alicia silverstone
heather graham/mena suvari
heather locklear/heather thomas
rebecca fairyheart/sherilyn fenn
moira kelly/maura tierney
allyce beasley/kimmy robertson
lily taylor/fran lebowitz
roseanne/kathy bates
susan dey/'60s-era michelle phillips :kiss:
vt

scruffziller
08-21-2002, 03:42 PM
Originally posted by vulcantouch
more StarTwins:
sulu/that guy on Quincy :crazed:
bob costas/pre-beard wil riker
brian "nass" blessed/oliver reed
william forsythe/ricardo montalban
robert wagner/robert urich
kirk douglas/lloyd bridges
hugh jackman/jeremy northam
philip baker hall/jerry orbach
david carradine/scott glenn
sonny bono/ringo starr/gilligan
hank azaria/tony shalhoub
jeff altman/larry miller
martin mull/howard hesseman
fred willard/bob sarlatte
rip taylor/charles nelson reilly
screech/urkel
gary coleman/emmanuel lewis
r.kelly/p.diddy
michael winslow/bobby mcferrin
india.arie/erykah badu
garbo/dietrich
frances mcdormant/holly hunted
janine turner/dana delaney
jill hennessy/angie harmon
alexandra wentworth/jenny mccarthy
elizabeth shue/alicia silverstone
heather graham/mena suvari
heather locklear/heather thomas
rebecca fairyheart/sherilyn fenn
moira kelly/maura tierney
allyce beasley/kimmy robertson
lily taylor/fran lebowitz
roseanne/kathy bates
susan dey/'60s-era michelle phillips :kiss:
vt

Yea I seem to do that alot. But I do it with people I see on the street and usually pair them up with a celebrity and someone I knew in High School.

RooJay
08-21-2002, 05:42 PM
My Uncle Clay is a dead ringer for Eric Clapton.

Mandalorian Candidat
08-21-2002, 05:49 PM
Originally posted by RooJay
Once, way back when Gemco was still around, I was shopping around and came across Steve Martin and Abraham Lincoln in the same day!

I remember Gemco! I used to get all my ESB stuff there.

Speaking of celebrity look-alikes, there was a visiting professor at my school from Japan. He's a dead ringer for Mr. Roboto in Goldmember, except that when he talks in Japanese the subtitles don't appear in front of white backgrounds. :D

vulcantouch
08-27-2002, 01:39 PM
tlc/density's child
buddy hackett/costello
richard burton/robert mitchum
kevin nealon/brent musberger
michael "twin peaks sheriff" ontkean/rob morrow
oliver stone/klaus maria brandauer
blade runner's eldon terrell/willy wonka's slugworth
rutger hauer/klaus kinski
'80s-era nastassia kinski/'80s-era lancome-ad isabella rossellini
bev d'angelo/dyan cannon
britney spears/jessica simpson (one's famouser but the other's purtier :kiss: )
dasiy fuentes/carmen electra
ricky martin/marc anthony
omar sharif/hal linden
enterprise captain archer/dubya
kath turner/cybill sheperd
kadeem hardison/arsenio
jada pinkett/viveca fox
annabella sciorra/laura san giacomo
annabeth gish/jami gertz
shari lewis & lambchop/kukla fran & ollie
pacino/hoffman

(madonna+pink)/2 = that no doubt vocalist
(tony perkins+robert evans)/2 = george hamilton
merv griffin-mike douglas = jiminy glick
(kevin bacon+gary graham)/2 = gary cole
(david warner+ian mckellen)/2 = alan rickman
(tony robbins+kenny g)/2 = john tesh
(bridget fonda+leelee sobeiski)/2 = helen hunt
(matt dillon+kevin kline+debra winger)/3 = timothy hutton
glenn close-any founding father = meryl streep
crispin glover+hornrims = yves saint laurent
did i say William forsythe was montalban's twin?? i meant John forsythe. i don't even know who william IS :p
also, throw jasmine guy in w/bonet & berry, and chow yun-fat with chan & jet li :p
vt

Darth Sidious
08-27-2002, 08:35 PM
Once I saw a guy that looked like a clone of Rick McCallum. :D I wanted to go up to him and ask him a question just to see if he'd say "Yes". :D

RooJay
08-28-2002, 10:36 PM
I saw Elvis at the county fair once.

vulcantouch
08-30-2002, 12:42 AM
which remahnds me, one tahme ah broke mah el-be-bone :p
More Twins:
tobey macguire/elijah wood
jeanne tripplehorn/marcia *** harden
kyra sedgwick/amy sedaris
demornay/cattrall
ricki lake/carnie wilson
valerie golino/carla gugino
maria conchita alonso/sonia braga
yimou zhang/kaige chen
jose ferrer/anthony quinn
brad dourif/stewart copeland
sting/beavis
finoa apple/alanis morissette/sheryl crow/ all them other screeching alterna-canaries :p
and More Mixology Formulas:
(katherine ross+jamie lee curtis)/2 = susan saint james
(chris tucker+marlon wayans)/2 = eddie griffin
(ally sheedy+elizabeth perkins)/2 = elizabeth mcgovern
(salma hayek+natalie portman)/2 = nelly furtado
(katie holmes+jessica simpson)/2 = britney spears
(diane venora+isabelle adjani)/2 = michelle "ro" forbes
(dennis quaid+william hurt)/2 = harrison ford
(ewan macgregor+keifer sutherland) = kenneth branagh
(dan hedeya+peter stormare)/2 = tony shalhoub
(wesley snipes+little richard)/2 = clarence clemons
(judy davis+diane keaton)/2 = dianne weist
(brad pitt+luiz guzman)/2 = benecio
(mary hart+linda evans)/2 = deidre hall
(judd hirsch+gene shalit)/2 = gabe kaplan
(luther vandross+gregory hines)/2 = al jarreau
(soft cell vocalist marc almond+any depeche mode bandmember)/2 = pee wee herman
vincent schiavelli - erick avari = john turturro
rose mcgowan - mia sara = thora birch
kirk cameron - john stamos = huey lewis
hugh hefner - e.g. marshall = bill maher
wes bentley - joaquin phoenix = tobey macguire
cary grant - A-list cache = rock hudson
david patrick kelly + jimmy stewart's voice = stan "wall of voodoo" ridgway
and throw enrique iglesias in w/ricky & marc :p god this is fun :D:D:D
vt

vulcantouch
09-05-2002, 01:09 AM
too bad, cuz here's some more:
david blaine - moby = vin deisel :p
antonio banderas - john cusack = steven seagal :p
keifer sutherland - stephen dorff = chris elliott
bob hoskins - anthony hopkins = phil collins
christian slater - jack nicholson = dennis miller
carolyn bessette kennedy - dolly parton = gwynny paltry
rita rudner - anna archer = mary steenburgen
miranda richardson - julianne moore = newt from Aliens
(paloma picasso+zsa zsa)/2 = arianna huffington
(robert wuhl+balthazar getty)/2 = leiv schrieber
(kelsey grammer+wh macy)/2 = dh pierce
(jlo+donatella versace)/2 = christina aguilera
& more twins:
radiohead/stereolab
richard jordan/sam neill
hal holbrook/william devane
william holden/glenn ford
john stamos/richard grieco/joey lawrence
judi dench/fionnula flanagan
stephen fry/cameron crowe
amy sedaris/amy poehler
james spader/andrew mccarthy
bryan brown/charles dance
colin ferrell/colin firth
debby boone/helen reddy
burgess meredith/ray walston
gloria estefan/pre-nosejob jennifer grey
and put terence trent d'ARBY'S in the middle of a benet & kravitz sandwich, and cage up tori amos with the other screeching alterna-canaries :p
vt

187-Maul
09-05-2002, 08:50 AM
I have a teacher at school which looks exactly like a thin version of Obelix (from Asterix and Obelix)

RooJay
09-05-2002, 01:59 PM
When my brother was little he was the spitting image of Fred "Wonder Years" Savage. Except for my brother's blonde hair, they could've been twins. Nowadays they don't look much alike at all, though.
I myself have been told on several occasions that I resemble a younger, thinner Russell Crowe (perhaps moreso when I squint my eyes), but I've also been told I look like Mark Wahlberg, Matt Damon, a young Harrison Ford (probably mainly because of the Indiana Jones costume I was wearing at the time...last Halloween), and I even had this regular customer back when I was in the theater business who swore up and down that I looked like a young Tom Hanks (?!). She even had her friends convinced of this, and they'd all call me Tom when they came around! My family used to tell me that I looked like Luke Skywalker when I was younger, but most likely only because of my blonde hair (it's gotten much darker now; more brown) and because they knew how much I was into Star Wars.

vulcantouch
09-26-2002, 12:38 AM
more startwins:
dr. caligari/caligula
karloff/lugosi
jean-pierre leaud/daniel auteuil
karl lagerfeld/helmut lang
tommy hurlfiger/ralph lauren
ben stein/michael kinsley
donald pleasance/james tolkan
richard beymer/ray wise
blues brother aykroyd/spock
spike jonze/tim blake nelson
vince vaughn/pruitt taylor vince
matt perry/matt leblanc
fisher stevens/griffin dunne/ayre gross
ryan phillipe/heath ledger/hayden christensen/christian bale
john witherspoon/george wallace
mario van peebles/blair underwood
kool moe dee/LL cool j
marla gibbs/jackee
shirley bassey/uhura
aretha/labelle
hanson/nelson
air supply/christopher cross
toto/alan parsons project
rush/supertramp
boston/kansas
bto/boc
steve miller/jeff beck
journey/foreigner
heart/fleetwood mac
debbie gibson/tiffany
sheena easton/melissa manchester
cyndi lauper/ellen barkin
anne meara/ellen burstyn
mary elizabeth mastrantonio/lolita davidovitch
julia stiles/erika christensen
piper perabo/claire forlani

celeb additions:
(shatner+don h o)/2 = wayne newton
(john neville+ben kingsley)/2 = patrick stewart
(melissa gilbert+"po"tatum o'neal)/2 = kristy mcnichol
(patricia heaton+jane krakowski)/2 = jane kaczmarek
(larry gelbart+david paymer)/2 = larry david
(jack nicholson + bruce dern)/2 = neil young
(joe viterelli+andreas katsulas)/2 = vincent "big pushy" pastore
(dennis franz+charlie chaplin)/2 = dennis farina
(ed gywnne+alfred molina)/2 = brad garrett
(falco + the guy who did that "one night in bangkok" song)/2 = taco
(odo+liam neeson)/2= ralph fiennes as the english patient
(american idol's justin+carrot top)/2 = yahoo serious
(peter frampton + shaun cassidy)/2 = leif garrett
(harry shearer+iggy pop)/2 = alice cooper
gene simmons + bert the muppet = andrew dice clay
pamela anderson + natalie dixiechick = anna nicole smith
bernie mac + a sharp suit & hat = cedric the entertainer
tom jones + any coin head profile = tony bennett
star subtraction:
julianna marguiles - neve campbell = counselor troi
kath turner - cybill shepherd = theresa russell
kate hudson - lisa marie presley = drew barrymore
kelly ripa - kathy lee gifford = tara reid
uma thurman - toni collette = sarah polley
anne compton - ali macgraw = laura bush
jason biggs - adam sandler = jason schwartzman
tom sizemore - dangerfield = michael madsen
billy zane - peter gallagher = vin diesel
ricky lee jones - macy gray = juice newton
styx - ELO = reo speedwagon

multi-operation formulas:
(snoop dogg - ice-t) + mini-me = ice cube
tom dreesen - bob saget + dick clark = casey kasem
tom berenger - harry hamlin + willem dafoe = eric roberts
(eliott gould + eric bogosian)/3 = seinfeld + ratso rizzo
(robert davi + jon favreau) = (dean stockwell + ben stiller)
(martha plimpton - sandra bernhard) = (gwynny paltry - claire danes)
doobie brothers - steely dan = kenny loggins + dan fogelberg

refinements of previous twinnings & equations:
pair bev d'angelo w/valerie perrine, and dyan cannon w/susan anton
pair hal holbrook w/robert vaughn, and
william devane = (william daniels+lee majors)/2
john forsythe + ricardo montalban = ricky ricardo
andmake amy brennamennamennamen an honorary member of the screeching alternacanary club :p
so what can we learn from all this? for one thing, that human individuality is vastly overstated. can anyone really argue that each of us is so preciously unique after all the above examples??
it's also become clear that there are far too many celebrities. we could easily get by with Half as many as we currently have, maybe less. so for the sake of efficiency we have two choices: applying the latest advances in gene splicing, or declaring open hunting season on redundant celebs! personally, i got my eye on a stuffed ted nugent hangin in the ol' den :evil:
vt

vulcantouch
10-14-2002, 12:45 PM
faith hill/shania twain/trisha yearwood
reba mcintire/dr. crusher
alan rachins/holodoc
quiet riot/twisted sister
zach braff/tom cavanaugh
james king/jamie pressley
keri russell/lea thompson
jennifer connelly/selma blair
jill clayburgh/jill st. john
britt ekland/elke sommers
ella fitzgerald/pearl bailey
luther vandross/teddy pendergrass
flip wilson/nipsy russell
taye diggs/ty reece
sugar ray leonard/oscar de la hoya

(apollo creed's trainer + clubber lang's trainer)/2 = delroy lindo
michelle rodriguez - rosie perez = shannyn sossamon
jennifer garner - nat portman = hilary swank
sam waterston+matthew modine)/2 = david strathairn
(frances fisher + roseanne)/2 = shirley maclaine
vt

El Chuxter
08-30-2010, 12:16 AM
I look like Steve McQueen when the lighting conditions are right. As in it's totally dark.

Bel-Cam Jos
08-30-2010, 07:52 PM
Sometimes Paul Reubens looks a little like that Pee Wee Herman TV character.

Bel-Cam Jos
07-08-2012, 10:36 AM
On the cruise I took this summer, we had "Donald Sutherland" and "Kenny Rogers" (the singer, not the pitcher) aboard. :doubletake:

JimJamBonds
07-08-2012, 04:29 PM
When I have a few days stuble I look like Dr. House....or should I say he looks like me?

Bel-Cam Jos
07-09-2012, 12:28 AM
Check out my post (#134) of the What're You Going as for Halloween thread here at SSG:

http://www.sirstevesguide.com/showthread.php/30126-What-are-you-gonna-be-for-Halloween/page14?highlight=halloween

RooJay
07-09-2012, 09:25 AM
There's a guy I work with that looks like he could be Ryan Gosling's less attractive brother. I like to refer to him as 'Brian Gosling.'

El Chuxter
07-09-2012, 12:41 PM
Both American Presidents from 1861-1865 bore a bizarre level of resemblance. Not enough to pass for one another, perhaps, but enough that they could pass for brothers.

TeeEye7
07-09-2012, 04:57 PM
Both American Presidents from 1861-1865 bore a bizarre level of resemblance. Not enough to pass for one another, perhaps, but enough that they could pass for brothers.

One was a vampire hunter, the other a chupacabra hunter.