If i'm a Padawan, who wants to be my Master?

[Nebulaz]

I'm up for grabs.

[Jek Porky 2002]

Sir Steve has granted me permission to train you, you will be a Jedi, I promise!

Just stand behind me, and dont say anything!

[DeadEye]

You must be a Master to train a Padawan! :D

I've already taught you much in the Video Games section, so...

[Jek Porky 2002]

You only have to be a Knight to take on a Padawan, when they become a knight themselves, then you become a master, as I'm only an Ambassador it should be me so that I can then become a master, your already a master so you've already taken on a Padawan!

[DeadEye]

Yes, but I can take on another. :D

Qui-Gon was a Master and he trained two and a half Padawans (Anakin being the half); Dooku trained two (Qui-Gon and Sev'Rance Tann); Yoda trained many; etc. etc. etc.

[Jek Porky 2002]

Ahh, come on be fair, let someone else have a chance!

[DeadEye]

Sure thing--but I haven't had a Padawan yet!

[Jek Porky 2002]

I think we're in danger of taking this too seriously DeadEye, lets stop while we're ahead.

[Exhaust Port]

If i'm a Padawan, who wants to be my Master?


Sounds like a cheesy pick up line. Let me know if it works! :D

[Jedi Juice]

I'll have to try that one with the ladies.....

[Nebulaz]

lol, wow well it brought those to in to rages. maybe it'll be a good line for the ladies aswell.

And seeing how i dont getta choose a master, u to keep going.

[Jek Porky 2002]

I think you'll have to coose Nebulaz!

[Nebulaz]

Not trying to take sides, but since Dead eye was wrong about the rank needed to take on a padawan, and since he's already a master, then you Jek Porky. No offense on the part of you Dead eye, i appreciate all the help u already give me.

[Jek Porky 2002]

Woohoo!! In your face DeadEye! IN YOUR FACE!!!

[Jek Porky 2002]

O.K for our first assignment, you must . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . um . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . er . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . oh . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .er . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . um . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ah. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . yes . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . no . . . . . . . . . . . er . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . um, carry on!



Mod Note: I modified the post so it wasn't so WIDE. If you put spaces between the periods, it will break it up when you post. I also deleted the post after this as it seems really silly now:D
DA

[DeadEye]

Jek Porky, don't tempt me. I will destroy you!!! :D

Pickup lines:
-I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
-Say, you look like my next girlfriend.
-I don't know your name, mind if I call you mine?

:p

[Nebulaz]

Yes Master, I'll carry on...as u wish. :crazed:

[figrin bran]

bah! i don't need a Jedi Master to train me!!! ;)

[Wooooof]

Yay! So who wants me as their padawan? I promise I don't bite that often.

[Nebulaz]

its the rabbit from Monty Python

[Jek Porky 2002]

Ha ha, did you here that DeadEye, he's carrying on! That's respect!

[DeadEye]

About time we had some.

I love that rabbit. :)

[Nebulaz]

Any time you wish to grant me an assignment master.

[figrin bran]

so i still don't need a master and i guess i am one of the "arrogant/sure of themselves" types that Yoda was referring to ;)

[DeadEye]

Figrin Bran--live up to your name and get me a bran muffin. :p

I actually don't even like those! :D

[figrin bran]

grrrr....where's padme so i can vent out?

"he's holding me BACK!!!!
he's judgemental,
he never listens to me! etc, etc." ;)

btw, Deadeye, you have to wash down those bran muffins with some blue milk :D

[DeadEye]

Hmm, like I've said, I've met "Padme" in person. :D

And I imagine blue milk as tasting like colored lemonade.

[Nebulaz]

mmm, meeting padme er...i mean Natalie Portman in person. =)

[DeadEye]

Yes, it's certainly nice. I was careful to control myself. :p

[2-1B]

Originally posted by DeadEye
Yes, it's certainly nice. I was careful to control myself. :p

If only you'd show such restraint in the forums, there wouldn't be conflicts with others and closed threads. :)

[DeadEye]

Caesar...just go back to your Rick avatars. :D

[billfremore]

Originally posted by Wooooof
Yay! So who wants me as their padawan? I promise I don't bite that often.

I need a padawan.
Your first task will be to trim my hedges.

[DeadEye]

billfremore, you're a Sith Apprentice, so you can wash my clothes and mow the lawn. :D

[billfremore]

Originally posted by DeadEye
billfremore, you're a Sith Apprentice, so you can wash my clothes and mow the lawn. :D

When you're old enough to shave, i'll consider it...

[DeadEye]

What are you talking about? I shave every morning.

[Jonna]

Man, I am so biting my tongue in an attempt to change my evil ways.

[2-1B]

No Jonna, they aren't evil ways. If someone wants to keep propagating stories and then complain because another person offers a good ribbing over the obvious absurdity, such a response is not evil. Impatient - yes, evil - no.
Still, people are told to "take it easy" and "leave it alone" while the same tales are told over and over and over again, without a care as to how redundant or how blatant an outcry for attention. Yet you're supposed to plow through it, trying to find valuable info in a thread - but when it clutters your path, you're told to ignore it . . .
but why is it there in the first place?
I wish everyone could just be themselves, kick back and be honest. This isn't a forum to puff about our encounters or best each other, it's just a place to hang out. To be cool.
Yet when we try to curtail erratic behavior and mitigate such attempts, we're told to leave it alone, ignore it.
I don't want to ignore anyone, I just want people to be honest with each other and discuss/debate the things we like and the things we dislike. That's the way to friendship, not tall tales and embellishments.

[Nebulaz]

Control, I'd exercise control, until we had um, eye contact.

[Dar' Argol]

This thread is going down the river fast. So, before anything worse somes out here:

THREAD CLOSED