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BillyJAck
07-09-2002, 07:28 AM
If you want to see the picture of Miss Portman scratching. PM me for the link and we can run a ID check on NET NANNY. LMFAO

Billy

Beast
07-09-2002, 07:33 AM
Umm, BillyJack that is really innapropriate for a family forum. Don't be suprised if your thread is deleted, and you get a nice warning PM from a mod. And hopefully soon. :(

MTFBWY and HH!!

Jar Jar Binks

Forhekset
07-09-2002, 07:34 AM
I suspect this thread will be deleted, but damn that picture is really funny. Is she digging for gold down there or what? She's got the whole hand in there and everything. Anyway she's only human; everybody gets a little itchy now and then. :D Of course, I'm not famous, but I still don't stuff my hand into my pants in public....

Aw c'mon Jar Jar, it's funny.

BillyJAck
07-09-2002, 07:35 AM
Why its someone scratching? They can show a butt on TV? and its just a tiiny bit in the picture. My mother didn't Mask my eyes if somebody was scratching in public..did yours. I got this off of AICN.. delete it then I had a feeling you'd take big offense to it. I was saying to myself I bet jjb says how wrong it was.. delete it then mod i had no idea something like this is porn. ........ sorry mr. moderator i didn't consider this foul...just a little south park / beavis and butthead humor..lol

Beast
07-09-2002, 07:37 AM
I didn't say that it wasn't a little funny. I'm just saying that it's innapropriate for the site. But like Forhekset said, she's only human. And BJ, it's not a case of it being porn, but there are children that visit this site, and I don't think some parents would be to happy, if their kid was looking like somthing like that. :p :D

MTFBWY and HH!!

Jar Jar Binks

Eternal Padawan
07-09-2002, 08:20 AM
She is totally copying my idea. Sure, I start a trend of shoving my hand down Natalie's pants and she has to go and start a national craze of it. Now EVERYBODY is going to start scratching Natalie Portman. :mad: And will I get the smallest recognition for starting the trend? Will I get any royalties from the t-shirts? The keychains? NOOOOOOOOOOO!

It'll be Star Wars all over again... :mad:

Jonna
07-09-2002, 09:26 AM
This is a bit on the obsessed stalker side. Can anyone here claim that they have never scratched their behind? Mind you I try not to do it in public and I can't get my arm THAT far down my pants BUT.......


Wonder who she's talking to?

DeadEye
07-09-2002, 09:26 AM
That's an old picture anyway. It's not news. :p

Jonna
07-09-2002, 09:31 AM
It wasn't news to begin with...

DeadEye
07-09-2002, 10:00 AM
I know. This is just as bad as with the notorious jingofett. :D

Kyo-Kasahara
07-09-2002, 11:08 AM
In my opinion that doesn't even look like Natalie Portman.:confused:

QLD
07-09-2002, 11:12 AM
I'm curious as to who she is talking to while doing it....

Kyo-Kasahara
07-09-2002, 11:21 AM
George Lucas maybe? :D

Wooooof
07-09-2002, 11:22 AM
Them hemorrhoids can be bad news.:(

She should try Tucks Medicated Pads. It soothes the burning and itching.;)

Jonna
07-09-2002, 11:23 AM
I think it's Deadeye.

C3P0 -- "Here we go again!"

SWAFMAN
07-09-2002, 11:25 AM
I don't think it crosses the line to being inappropriate for a "family" site until she raises that hand to her nose or mouth.

;)

Jonna
07-09-2002, 11:29 AM
Maybe shes digging for buried treasure.:Pirate: :Pirate: :Pirate:

LTBasker
07-09-2002, 11:36 AM
Attack of the 2 Year Olds. :eek:

This thread is stupid beyond all reasoning, I hope it gets deleted soon. Even if it was someone unknown that you were talking about, it's just stupid.

I didn't find it funny, btw.

Jonna
07-09-2002, 11:47 AM
I think that's the point!

Lman316
07-09-2002, 12:30 PM
I'm with LT in the thinking that this post should be deleted as soon as possible - it's stupid, immature and well, did I say stupid yet?
First, the picture looks fake to me - I don't know, I guess I would have picture Portman with a little more class than that, but then again, I have my problems with her and this probably shouldn't surprise me.
Ugh...I'm done. I wanted to rant a lot more, but I find myself without the energy.
Please, just someone delete this crap.

End :frus:...

Jonna
07-09-2002, 12:34 PM
In all honesty I have to agree about deleting it. As I said in my first post to this thread, it borders on stalker behavior.


Doesn't mean that I am not going to make a joke though.:D

DarthBrandon
07-09-2002, 01:14 PM
This is just Crap Crap Crap Crap Crapity Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crapity Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crapity Crap Crap. Oh she may have to take a crap !

Forhekset
07-09-2002, 01:21 PM
Jeez, are me, BillyJack, and SWAFMAN the only ones with senses of humor around here? It's a well known actress with her entire hand down her pants scratching her butt. Sorry, but that's funny. "Oh I'm so mature, I couldn't possibly find this even slightly amusing! How low-brow! HOW childish, please delete this moderators! I'm offended! Harumph!" Give me a break, will you? Some of you guys come off as being so tight-@ssed that you could squeeze a diamond from a lump of coal.

Anyway....

Jonna
07-09-2002, 01:26 PM
Yep! No sense of humor here. None at all.

DeadEye
07-09-2002, 01:34 PM
I've talked to her on the phone before, so for all I know it very well could have been me! :D

Yes, please close this god-awful thread.

LTBasker
07-09-2002, 01:41 PM
Originally posted by Forhekset
Jeez, are me, BillyJack, and SWAFMAN the only ones with senses of humor around here? It's a well known actress with her entire hand down her pants scratching her butt. Sorry, but that's funny. "Oh I'm so mature, I couldn't possibly find this even slightly amusing! How low-brow! HOW childish, please delete this moderators! I'm offended! Harumph!" Give me a break, will you? Some of you guys come off as being so tight-@ssed that you could squeeze a diamond from a lump of coal.

Anyway....

Gee, sorry my not finding someone someone scratching funny. Here ya go! *scratches his head* Geez I should make a movie that's just about scratching, I'd kill everyone from laughter and earn big bucks.

Her scratching anything and someone making a big deal out of it is pathetic really. Anyone that obsessed as to take pictures of her scratching and then put them on the net, well that just reaks of someone having absolutely no life.

Frankly, I don't find it funny because I just don't give a care and find it stupid that anyone would make a thread about it. :rolleyes:
Even if I did find it funny, it would still not beat the fact that it's a flat-out waste of space.

master jedi
07-09-2002, 01:42 PM
I don't see what the big deal is over this picture. Everybody does it.

DeadEye
07-09-2002, 01:55 PM
Exactly. It's just like toilet humor--it's stupid. It's not like people don't do it themselves. I'm sure people pass gas in public...so it's stupid when people waste our time by putting that kind of stuff on TV and expecting us to be amused. :rolleyes:

anarky
07-09-2002, 02:26 PM
so if you play a queen who saves the galaxy, then fans will post and debate images of you scratching an itch?

i can appreciate butt-scratching humor when appropriate--but this makes me embarrassed to be a star wars fan

it may come as a shock to you--but i'm sure she uses the bathroom too--and has bad breath in the morning

this cult of celebrity is just disgusting--i'm glad no one snaps pictures of me when i do stuff like that--well, no one who's getting paid for them, at any rate

Kyo-Kasahara
07-09-2002, 02:54 PM
Thats it i'm closing this thread!.......CLOSED!

















J/k:D

Jonna
07-09-2002, 02:59 PM
HEY! You make trick on Thud. Thud no like. Thud No fool! Thud have feet AND hands. Thud likes tickles.

....I don't know either! It just seemed right.

QLD
07-09-2002, 03:09 PM
Personally, I love toilet humor. I found this amusing, but not hilarious. I am not really a fan of hers so it doesn't offend me at all. Though based on the rules of the forms, I am shocked it is still here. I don't care on way or the other. But it isn't bad enough for people to get worked up over.

Maybe she has an atomic wedgie, that could explain it.

And if you had a camera handy, and saw a celebrity with their hand buried deep in their full moon, you wouldn't snap a picture? I know I would. :D

QLD
07-09-2002, 03:12 PM
Another thought, maybe her spleen itches.....that could explain why she is trying so feverishly.

Beast
07-09-2002, 03:32 PM
Any wonder why Natalie Portman is afraid of Star Wars fans. :D

MTFBWY and HH!!

Jar Jar Binks

QLD
07-09-2002, 03:36 PM
Heck, I'M scared of SW fans :D

SWAFMAN
07-09-2002, 03:37 PM
"Afraid, you should be....

....afraid very"

stormie
07-09-2002, 03:41 PM
Originally posted by SWAFMAN
I don't think it crosses the line to being inappropriate for a "family" site until she raises that hand to her nose or mouth.

Uh, could you please tell me more about this. And, uh, can you please be very, uh, descriptive, and, uh, long-winded in your, uh, narration....pleeeasse.
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;) Yeah, bad joke, but couldn't resist.

2-1B
07-09-2002, 03:43 PM
DeadEye, is this the same pic you claimed to have?
Recently someone wanted to see your pics of her, but you said they were lost BUT you had one of her scratching her behind.
So is this the same one?
:)

SWAFMAN
07-09-2002, 03:44 PM
Originally posted by stormie


...And, uh, can you please be very, uh, descriptive, and, uh, long-winded in your, uh, narration....


gee, stormie, I'd like to, but it just isn't in my nature to make very descriptive, long-winded posts.


;) ;) ;)

2-1B
07-09-2002, 03:47 PM
stormie, is that from an SNL sketch with Tim Meadows as a Taxi Driver during Taxicab Confessions ? :confused:

If so, I love it! :crazed:

Swaffy only makes long winded descriptive posts on matters of importance. ;)

DeadEye
07-09-2002, 05:59 PM
I'd seen that pic before. It was similar to one that I had of her scratching. :p

Jedi Juice
07-09-2002, 06:04 PM
Wow, it's amazing that a moderator hasn't posted anything yet....

I think that's a funny picture. Heck, I'm scratching myself right as we speak.... Sorry! That might be a little too grose.

DeadEye
07-09-2002, 07:24 PM
Not really. I just farted. :p

Beast
07-09-2002, 07:30 PM
Help us Dar' Argol, you're this threads only hope. Hopefully soon the fickle finger of fate will point at this thread, and we will see:

Thread Closed!!! :D

MTFBWY and HH!!

Jar Jar Binks

Jonna
07-09-2002, 07:41 PM
Trick me one time, shame on you. Trick me a second time, shame on me.

BillyJAck
07-09-2002, 07:51 PM
People you don't have to look at the picture. BESIDES its not like I went searching for it. Some guy on talkbacks at Ain't it Cool News posted it. I said take it with a south park/terrence and phillip/ Beavis and Butthead way...It was for a giggle. And I'm sorry i'd laugh at anyone that so scratch themself so hard and be diggin in public. I really would. I knew some of you where touchy but i had no idea.. Hey didn't Deadeye said he had a pic of her scratching her butt too? If its a different one then she's got some kindav problem.. Stop being so uptight. I'd laff at anyone if they were in that picture.. She just happens to be a famous actress with sex appeal and someone you think of as being a little be elegant so i posted it cause i can't believe it and its a lil funny.... I couldn't picture Katherine Hepburn, Joan Crawford, Rita Hayworth doing this either until I saw a pic to laff at it

and Forhekset you hit in well on the head with you quote from Ferris Bueller's Day Off with the lump of coal into a diamond bit

sorry if your feeling get hurt people DON'T LOOK AT IT Then

If i can I'll edit the post! For you cry babies sake. I swear I'm in here with a bunch of Southern Hardcore baptists from the 1930's it seems...even through i am baptist. LOL

stop all your :cry: ing
your making me slowly go :crazed:
billy

DeadEye
07-09-2002, 07:58 PM
This thread has already gone :crazed:

Let's close it.

Mandalorian Candidat
07-09-2002, 08:45 PM
You know bathroom humor has a place, and it's definitely in dumb movies like Ace Ventura or Joe Dirt or something of that nature. Lately it seems that you can kind of pick (no pun intended) the movies or TV shows where this sort of thing will pop up.

Once in a while maybe funny but when almost every freaking movie has some kind of reference to passing wind, having intestinal problems, or some sap getting kicked in the crotch doesn't that signal a warning to you. Is our whole society centered around this crap (also no pun intended) or am I just out of touch?

I'm at the point where I don't want to go to the movies anymore because it's just tiring, like writers have no more imagination or they think we love that type of thing.

I'm not necessarily classifying this picture as bathroom humor or obscene, it's just the whole attitude of "lighten up and accept this" that baffles me.

Dar' Argol
07-09-2002, 08:51 PM
I for one have a good sense of humor. I can laugh at almost anything. But I must agree with most of the forumites here that this type of humor has its place, and its not here. I let most of you get away with a lot, because it doesn't cross that line. While I have not seen this pic, nor do I wish to see it, I fell that having a Pic of Ms. Portman scratching an itch is a violation of her privacy. I hope whoever took this pic has Rikishi from WWE come up and show him up close and personal what its like to scratch a rear with his nose!

So here you go:


Originally posted by JarJarBinks
Thread Closed!!! :D