Monkeys!

[Jacen Solo]

All about Monkeys.
What kind you like, if you like, if you don't, and why.

[Jedi Knightrider]

Monkeys are awesome!!!

I personally like those baboons with the big "ha-cha-cha-cha" noses!!! I think they're just crazy looking! or the ones with the blue butts.

In terms of great apes, silverback alpha males look incredible. They're just raw power.

[Jacen Solo]

I like the Spider mokeys, they jump around swinging in the trees, and they fling their poop.

[Jonna]

My girlfriend ABSOLUTELY loves monkey! Probably explains why she likes me.

[Jacen Solo]

ooh ahahah, Monkeys are awesome, imagine what a Jedi Monkey would be like.

[anarky]

monkeys are cool--but i have a strange feeling this thread is going to go bye-bye--and everyone here will be locked up in a cell

[Vortex]

I personally liked Day Dream Beilever myself...

Anyway monkey are a riot. I remember about 2 years ago during the super bowl adds for Etrade where they just had that monkey clapping and dancing on a cooler, and then said we just waisted 4,000,000 dollars, what are you doing with yours?

My friends and I all laughed our butts off, and we were hoping to see more monkeys in adds, plus with beer, and our twisted humor we were twisting the "what are you doing with yours" bit.
Where they referring to the monkey or money...but you get the idea...how quickly the jokes turned dirty.

[Jacen Solo]

I have a stuffed animal Monkey. Its name is Rizzob. Its a silent b.

[billfremore]

Originally posted by Jonna
My girlfriend ABSOLUTELY loves monkey!

So does your mom...:D

[Jacen Solo]

Monkeys like ketchup better than mustard.

[billfremore]

Monkeys taste better with mustard than ketchup.

[Jacen Solo]

Your mom tastes bad period, ask DeadEye.

[Jonna]

Originally posted by billfremore


So does your mom...:D

Need I remind you of the case of Wet Fish smacks Bill.

[Jacen Solo]

Thats a good one, I kinda like that case.

[billfremore]

Alright, alright.

Just so I can avoid another fish beating...

[Jacen Solo]

I don't beat with fish, I have monkeys fling poo.:p

[Capitan_Moroni]

Why dont monkeys grow beards?

~in his best Ozzy Osbourne impression~

"No I uh heate munkeeys! Theire auwfull! I hade a munkeey wun tieme, buuh he wente and drunk thee all-kee-haul! So I bit his bluddy heade ouff!!" "AYEE AYEE AYEE AYEE!!!"

[Jargo]

"Monkey is funky lalalala"

Resus (sp?) monkies are great. They taste just fine. Well their brains do anyway, especially when eaten from their own skulls...

I can't believe that people used to eat monkies brains. I know it's still a delicacy in some countries that are ruled by hairy arsed despots but the western world learned that it's not cool to eat monkey. Monkies are so bloody smart. Colobus monkies are really intelligent and Chimps are like our closest relative so I have to say chimps are my favourite. Especially the dwarf chimps that 'do' each other. :D

[Jacen Solo]

Eating monkey brains is wrong. The doing each other is alright, for procreation of course, but spider monkeys flinging poo is just funny. There is a music video, I think that the group are called NERD, and they have a monkey that poops on someones head. he he he he!

[Jonna]

Actually, I like Lemurs better then monkeys. They just look more comically human to me. Mircats (SP) are cool also.

PS Why the hell is everyone tasting my mom!?! Taste your own mothers!

[Jargo]

Yeah meercats and lemurs are coolest of cool. ring tailed lemurs are funny as hell to watch. And meercats are like little people with fur and attention deficit disorder. :D I like flying squirrels too. man they can jump! better than jessyboy spiderman even.

[Jango Jett]

I love monkeys ! :) I wouldnt mind owning a Chimpanzee ! those
are my favorite of the apes, Ive always liked monkeys since I was
a small child, I remember going to the zoo and seeing the monkeys and the gorrillas. I use to be a big fan of the Planet of the Apes movie with Charleton Heston. :cool:

[Jargo]

No-one should ever 'own' an ape or monkey. They belong in the wilds of the forests doing what comes naturally. Fine to adopt one and fund the care a lot of them need in rescue centers but we shouldn't ever think of apes and monkies as posessions. not getting at you matey but that's just how I feel about wild animals. You can't keep a Chimp, a Chimp keeps you. In play they can rip your arm off without even knowing they did it. Imagine three wrestlers from the WWF all rolled into one hairy bundle of uneducated primal intent. They don't know their own strength. We aren't built to co-incide with apes and monkies. We evolved away from all of that. The hardiest human is really effette compared to an real wild ape. It's best to leave them happily getting on with life and do our bit battling the hunters and the hairy arsed despots who eat monkey brains.

I'm going to try and be delicate here. There was a zoo here in the UK that I went to with my school as an organised field trip. We wandered round and slowly noticed that the numbers in the group were dwindling fast. On investigation we discovered all the kids stood round the Orangutan enclosure 'encouraging' the Largest Orangutan male to 'perform' and when i say perform I mean openly 'fiddle' around. energetically. On the one hand it was hilarious to see a bright orange ape doing something so human but on the other hand it was sad and disgusting that humans had a: made captive such a magnificent creature and b: tormented it into 'aping' human behaviour. I mean thirty kids stood round screaming with laughter and the poor ape was just twitching all over the place as he tried to please his audience. A hollow form of amusement I thought. The school had another trip to the zoo a couple of years later but I refused to go and see that ape humiliated again. :cry:

[Jedi Knightrider]

Well, thank you mister downer!!!!!!!:cry: :cry: :cry: :crazed:

[Jacen Solo]

I agree with Jargo, and meercats and lemurs are cool too Jonna but do they fling their poo?

[Thumb Wars]

i don't really like monkeys all that much. but i do like praire dogs!! those things are cool!! i could go for owning on of them, but then my backyard would be full of holes!!

[InsaneJediGirl]

I agree with Jargo,Monkeys should be left in the wild:D :D

I cant say I like them either.Dont get me wrong,they are intelligent creatures.To me,big cats are so much more interesting:)

[Jacen Solo]

Big cats are neat, yes, but the underlying point here, and don't ask me why, is that monkeys can fling their poo and big cats can't.

[Thumb Wars]

Originally posted by InsaneJediGirl
I agree with Jargo,Monkeys should be left in the wild:D :D

I cant say I like them either.Dont get me wrong,they are intelligent creatures.To me,big cats are so much more interesting:)

yeah! big cats like panthers, and cheetas, and bobcats!! i always liked bobcats. house cats are annoying. i always liked the way they moved and stalked things. i think that's why i liked the Nexu alot, its a big BIG kitty!

[darthvyn]

Originally posted by Jacen Solo
Big cats are neat, yes, but the underlying point here, and don't ask me why, is that monkeys can fling their poo and big cats can't.

that is the most important thing. cats don't even like their own poo. they hate it. they stay away from it, until you come along and clean up after them. if they hate it being around so much, why don't they clean it up, hmmmmmMMMMMMM???

meanwhile, monkeys are so at peace with their poo. they can even have fun with it.

aaaahhh, monkeys. so like us.

[Jacen Solo]

Originally posted by darthvyn

meanwhile, monkeys are so at peace with their poo. they can even have fun with it.

aaaahhh, monkeys. so like us.

And I thought I had issues.

[jobi]

There is a funny Monkey named Hank running around here somewhere.

[Dar' Argol]

You saw Hank?!?! He's my pet monkey. He's got a cloaking device, but that's another story. He got out of his cage and I can find him.





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