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07-23-2002, 11:10 AM
I got a stupid idea from a radio show last week, and posted a thread in the Saga Figures form for a Saga Haiku. It was so funny, I wanted to try out an Episode 2 movie Haiku thread. So here we go, and remember- A Haiku is a 3 line poem with 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second, and 5 in the last.

My E2 Haiku:

Arena Was Cool
The Long Love Story Was Not
Jango's A Bad Shot


Bad Guy Jango Fett
Was Highly Overated
Mace Loped off his dome


BTW- the Saga thread is here:


07-23-2002, 05:17 PM
Yoda Did Fight Well
But Obi-Wan Was A Poof
Dooku Kicked His Butt


07-23-2002, 07:52 PM
It's Obi Wan's fault,
He's always holding me back,
I sound like a girl.

~ Anakin

07-23-2002, 09:53 PM
Padme has nice rack,
All gravity they defy,
I need a girlfriend

07-23-2002, 10:09 PM
Jar Jar doomed them all
Became emperor he did
Now Palpatine rules

07-23-2002, 11:08 PM
DarthChuckMc, I can
Understand your pain because
We all need girlfriends

(Although I've got one) :p

Lowly Bantha Cleaner
07-23-2002, 11:32 PM
Attack of the Clones
in a nutshell. Poor acting,
good effects, teaser

Saw it second day
of release. I enjoyed it.
Bro and friend did not.

07-25-2002, 11:38 AM
Lonely Guy I Am
Star Wars Is My Life, Oh My
Padme Padme please


Padme Is Dang Hot
Yoda Kicked All Form Of Arse


Dressed like a huge nerd
Backbrace to hold the heavy specs
Lightsaber I weild

Darth Sidious
07-25-2002, 12:55 PM
Of independant systems
Is really awesome.

...Ok...that was just my tribute to the Confederation of Independant Systems. They rule. :D

07-25-2002, 07:26 PM
Damn thing
was released late
Campaign blew big time

Bel-Cam Jos
07-26-2002, 11:37 PM
This was the first time
I'd seen a midnight movie.
It was so awesome!

Just enough new clues
Still plenty of holes to fill.
Can't wait! Three more years? :(

Qui-Gon Jinn yells "no!"
Tusken Butcher Anakin
Would be a cool fig.

08-02-2002, 12:21 PM
I fall down some stairs...
Some chicks run to help me up.
I seem to be fine...

Number three will rule...
More people must die.
Long live the Galactic Empire.

It is almost lunch.
Anyone play "Rebellion"?
I love my huge fleet!