My Episode 2 Haiku [Archive] - SirSteve's Guide

mrmiller

07-23-2002, 10:10 AM

I got a stupid idea from a radio show last week, and posted a thread in the Saga Figures form for a Saga Haiku. It was so funny, I wanted to try out an Episode 2 movie Haiku thread. So here we go, and remember- A Haiku is a 3 line poem with 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second, and 5 in the last.

My E2 Haiku:

Arena Was Cool
The Long Love Story Was Not
Jango's A Bad Shot

and....

Bad Guy Jango Fett
Was Highly Overated
Mace Loped off his dome

:crazed:

BTW- the Saga thread is here:
http://www.sirstevesguide.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=12454

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Fulit

07-23-2002, 04:17 PM

Yoda Did Fight Well
But Obi-Wan Was A Poof
Dooku Kicked His Butt

????????????

DarthBatman

07-23-2002, 06:52 PM

It's Obi Wan's fault,
He's always holding me back,
I sound like a girl.

~ Anakin

DarthChuckMc

07-23-2002, 08:53 PM

Padme has nice rack,
All gravity they defy,
I need a girlfriend

morecow299

07-23-2002, 09:09 PM

Jar Jar doomed them all
Became emperor he did
Now Palpatine rules

DeadEye

07-23-2002, 10:08 PM

DarthChuckMc, I can
Understand your pain because
We all need girlfriends
:D

(Although I've got one) :p

Lowly Bantha Cleaner

07-23-2002, 10:32 PM

Attack of the Clones
in a nutshell. Poor acting,
good effects, teaser

Saw it second day
of release. I enjoyed it.
Bro and friend did not.

scruffziller

07-25-2002, 10:38 AM

Lonely Guy I Am
Star Wars Is My Life, Oh My
Padme Padme please

and

Padme Is Dang Hot
Yoda Kicked All Form Of Arse
CLONES WILL HAIL THE DARTH!!!!!!!!!!

and

Dressed like a huge nerd
Backbrace to hold the heavy specs
Lightsaber I weild

Darth Sidious

07-25-2002, 11:55 AM

Confederation
Of independant systems
Is really awesome.

...Ok...that was just my tribute to the Confederation of Independant Systems. They rule. :D

DarthSetnom

07-25-2002, 06:26 PM

Damn thing
was released late
Campaign blew big time

Bel-Cam Jos

07-26-2002, 10:37 PM

This was the first time
I'd seen a midnight movie.
It was so awesome!

Just enough new clues
Still plenty of holes to fill.
Can't wait! Three more years? :(

Qui-Gon Jinn yells "no!"
Tusken Butcher Anakin
Would be a cool fig.

El_Pasty_Muchacho

08-02-2002, 11:21 AM

I fall down some stairs...
Some chicks run to help me up.
I seem to be fine...

Number three will rule...
More people must die.
Long live the Galactic Empire.

It is almost lunch.
Anyone play "Rebellion"?
I love my huge fleet!