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Tycho
07-25-2002, 03:35 PM
When sniffing the Mouse Droid, it is effective if you have clear nasal passageways.

I've identified some unique websites to aid in our quest:

First a glossary of terms to help acquaint you with terms, techniques, and even recipes for after you've picked your nose! (http://www.laughnet.net/archive/crude/nosepick.htm)

Do you eat your buggars? There are different ways to prepare them if you have the right equipment.

Don't miss our special handicapped nose-pickers article coming up. If you've lost all your fingers and toes, you can still pick your nose! Exciting pictures and technical manuals coming soon!

Beast
07-25-2002, 03:40 PM
Tycho, did you escape from the loony bin again. I see that you obviously haven't been taking your meds. ;) :D Gods, what is up with the moderators here? Is Sir Steve putting somthing in the water? We've got El Chuxter with his Teek fetish, running around. And we've got Tycho and his nasal obsession combined with action figure sniffing. I'm almost afraid to think what other special issues the other mods have. Especially that Dar' Argol guy, he just plain scares me. :crazed: :D

MTFBWY and HH!!

Jar Jar Binks

DeadEye
07-25-2002, 03:42 PM
What blatant immaturity!


Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! :D

El Chuxter
07-25-2002, 03:43 PM
You really don't want to know about Dar' Argol.

Just kiddin', Dar! :D

billfremore
07-25-2002, 03:45 PM
I think Tycho has finally crossed over the double yellow lines with this mouse droid sniffing thing...

...and good for you Tycho! :D

Mandalorian Candidat
07-25-2002, 04:18 PM
Tycho, don't you work in government somewheres there down in SD? If so that might explain a lot. ;)

As long as your focus stays on the nose and all the fun you can have with it and away from anything that shoots projectiles, that's fine in my book.






Uh, on second thought, I've known people who can use their nose to shoot projectiles. Maybe at this point professional help should be sought.

:crazed:

QLD
07-25-2002, 04:23 PM
Liptons Cup O' SOup tastes better with boiling hot water.

Tycho
07-25-2002, 04:37 PM
Actually, this guy was arrested for mis-using his snot! (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3789.html)

Be careful where you send your buggars!

What an exciting episode of COPS this would've made!

Mandalorian Candidat
07-25-2002, 06:31 PM
What's scarier, that this guy was cited and went to court over his minor indiscretion or that Tycho found this article? :crazed:

Beast
07-25-2002, 06:34 PM
I would have to say, That Tycho found the article.

Survery Says!! *Ding* Number 1 Answer on the Boards!!

MTFBWY and HH!!

Jar Jar Binks

JetsAndHeels
07-25-2002, 07:01 PM
The cop obviously thought it a crime but really itSNOT.
It's not, get it? Snot??
Ok, back to the other forums now....

Tycho
07-25-2002, 07:13 PM
But this is of major importance!!!

The University of Wisconsin commissioned a study on nose-picking and came up with these statistics you're probably unaware of! (http://home.nycap.rr.com/useless/nose/)

This was a major academic undertaking. I am in the process of contacting the professor and sending him discounted R4-M9's, Luminara Unduli's and possibly other highly scented action figures to try and determine what is going on with this fetish thing for snorting our action figures.

Aren't you guys taking me seriously? Pull Jango's flame shooter out of your nostril and answer my question!

*though if you put cotton all around it, you can make it look like a Q-tip, so that he can clean out the Rancor's ears:

JetsAndHeels
07-25-2002, 07:25 PM
Of course I am taking you seriously Tycho. Remember I am a toy sniffer and an avid supporter of the "Mouse Droid Sniffing Club".
I was with you from the start on that one!!

LTBasker
07-25-2002, 10:56 PM
Originally posted by JarJarBinks
Tycho, did you escape from the loony bin again. I see that you obviously haven't been taking your meds. ;) :D Gods, what is up with the moderators here? Is Sir Steve putting somthing in the water? We've got El Chuxter with his Teek fetish, running around. And we've got Tycho and his nasal obsession combined with action figure sniffing. I'm almost afraid to think what other special issues the other mods have. Especially that Dar' Argol guy, he just plain scares me. :crazed: :D

Yep, can't forget about Hank! :eek:

Tycho, you need to put on this Podracer jacket... we just wraps the rest of the sleeves around you then we lock them down, sounds fun doesn't it? C'mon...try it... :evil:

Lowly Bantha Cleaner
07-26-2002, 12:01 AM
I think I am king of the Autopick. It's just automatic when I travel in the car. Like a reflex, I don't even know that I am doing it. I probably do it out of habit at a red light when a hot chick in another car is looking at me.

Another thing, you can pick your friends, you can pick your nose but you can't pick your friend's nose. It defies logic.

Tycho
07-26-2002, 01:26 AM
Ahh: but just in case you DO want someone else's bugar: (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1752872221)

Check that out! :D :D :D