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DarthBrandon
07-29-2002, 03:46 PM
If you were going to make a movie, what would it be about and why?

billfremore
07-29-2002, 03:55 PM
okay, I've got an idea for a movie about this farmboy who lives ona desert planet and is then taken away to a magical place and follows a yellowbrick road to the Temple of Doom where he finds a sunken ship on which there is a red pill which will allow him to rejoin the real world and return his alien friend home all alone to fight against some bumbling burglars who get bitten by giant radioactive spiders who search for the one ring to control all of the immortals, because of course "There can be only one force to rule them all"

Jonna
07-29-2002, 04:00 PM
I make movies all the time. Bill knows! *wink, wink* I just can't talk about it in a family forum.

DarthBrandon
07-29-2002, 04:04 PM
Originally posted by billfremore
okay, I've got an idea for a movie about this farmboy who lives ona desert planet and is then taken away to a magical place and follows a yellowbrick road to the Temple of Doom where he finds a sunken ship on which there is a red pill which will allow him to rejoin the real world and return his alien friend home all alone to fight against some bumbling burglars who get bitten by giant radioactive spiders who search for the one ring to control all of the immortals, because of course "There can be only one force to rule them all"

That was one of the funniest things I've read besides something JarJarBinks posted in another thread about something else.

Really Funny LOL:)

Beast
07-29-2002, 04:41 PM
Originally posted by brandon
That was one of the funniest things I've read besides something JarJarBinks posted in another thread about something else. Really Funny LOL:)
Now, what post would that happen to be? Care to refresh my memory? ;) :D

MTFBWY and HH!!

Jar Jar Binks

Jon
07-29-2002, 05:14 PM
I've wanted to redo The Man in the Iron Mask since it came out because I thought that movie had so much potential but in the end it just sucked

Lobito
07-29-2002, 05:48 PM
I like History Movies, so i would probably make a movie of the Mexican Revolution, or the Independence...

Jargo
07-29-2002, 07:37 PM
I would make a movie about eggs. An action movie. With sex scenes. And a thriller sub-plot. And it would be set onboard a stranded spaceship in deep space. And it would star Burt Reynolds and George Hamilton III and Marilu Henner and Tracy Scoggins and Larry Hagman. It would be directed by Baz Lerhman.

DarthBrandon
07-29-2002, 08:08 PM
Originally posted by JarJarBinks

Now, what post would that happen to be? Care to refresh my memory? ;) :D

MTFBWY and HH!!

Jar Jar Binks

Um this one.:)

Originally posted by JarJarBinks


To the Tune of "If God Was One Of Us":

o/` If George had a Name, what would it be and would You call it to His face if You were faced with Him in all His Glory, what would You ask if You had just One Question...

Yeah, yeah- George is Great
Yeah, yeah- George is Good
Yeah, yeah- yeah (3x)

What if George was one of Us?
Just a fan like one of Us?
Just a Stranger on a forum, trying to make His way home...

If George had a Face, what would it look like and would You want to See if seeing meant that You would have to Believe in things like Naboo and in Jar Jar and the Senators and all the Jedi and...

Tryin' to make his way in the home
Back up to Skywalker Ranch all alone...
Nobody callin' on the phone
'Cept for the McCallum maybe in Rome...

Just tryin' to make his way in the home
Like a holy rolling stone...
Back up to Skywalker Ranch all alone
Just tryin' to make his way home
Nobody callin' on the phone
'Cept for the McCallum maybe in Rome.................. o/`

:)

scruffziller
07-30-2002, 02:34 AM
I would make a movie about a kid who is bullied and pushed into the front of a car by these bullies and needs to go to the hospital
where they pretty much do a 6 million dollar man work on him and goes back to the school and gets revenge. Kind of like a cross between Six Million Dollar Man, Valentine, and the end of Superman 2.

2-1B
07-30-2002, 02:51 AM
Jargo - I hope you plan on having Reynolds, Hagman, and Hamilton in different sex scenes! :eek:
Well, maybe I'm being hasty . . . if anybody can pull it off, it's Baz! :crazed:

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I was thinking about making a movie . . . a movie about a fan website forum. A place where people from all over the world come to laugh, cry, argue, fight, and still be friends without ever meeting each other. :happy:
Think about it, an entire movie without spoken dialogue. Oh, I know films have been made without speech before, but this one will be different. We'll get to focus in on the computer screens, following the relationships exactly like we really do.
The audience will almost learn a new language, from shorthand like IMO, IMHO, IIRC, prolly, "should of" . . . to smilies like :mad: :cry: :Pirate: :D :happy: . . .
Not a bad premise, eh?
It actually does reflect "real life" (whatever that is :rolleyes: )
Only, we gain from the diversity here, because "here" is not a physical place but rather a collective state of mind . . . some of those minds are very VERY frightening, and that's the selling point of my movie. :)

Or I'll just shoot a porno . . .

Beast
07-30-2002, 02:54 AM
Why not combine the two ideas, Caesar. The SSG Story - Rated XXX. :D

MTFBWY and HH!!

Jar Jar Binks

jjreason
07-30-2002, 03:22 AM
Originally posted by JarJarBinks
Why not combine the two ideas, Caesar. The SSG Story - Rated XXX. :D

MTFBWY and HH!!

Jar Jar Binks

The thought of a naked Gungan is horrifying, in an morbidly interesting sort of way...:eek: :D

JAR JAR!!!! I was talking a FEMALE Gungan!! Put your clothes back on RIGHT NOW!!!:D

2-1B
07-30-2002, 03:43 AM
Who said he was wearing clothes to begin with? :confused:

scruffziller
07-30-2002, 05:27 AM
OKAY ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!! I have a weak stomach as it is.

Eternal Padawan
07-30-2002, 09:24 AM
I would make a movie about:

Gomer Shwarz: The World's Most Dangerous Man...*

A rogue LAPD who timetravels and fights ninjas, rhinos, stereotyped Colombian drug czars, cyborg assassins from the future, and his own corrupt father, who is the head of a secret govt agency plotting to rule the world.

*Gomer Shwarz and "The World's Most Dangerous Man" and 1989, 1992, 2002 Big Ca$h Comics, Inc.

Pendo
07-30-2002, 09:36 AM
If I was gonna make a movie I would make a thrilling space saga, about the battle of good and evil, and a mystical energy field called a Force. There will be space ship battles, sword fights and aliens of many species. The bad guy will end up being the good guy's father and he will sacrifice his life at the end for his sons life!
And to make things confusing I will make the last three films first then make the first free films.

Oh wait, that's already been done! :confused:


Ok how about this:
A robot is sent back in time from the future to kill the mother of a man called Connor!

Damn, done again!!


Erm...

How about a scientist clones some dinosaurs from DNA found in a mosqito and creates his own theme park, and the dinosaurs escape and eat all the visitors.

DAMN!!!! I'm no good at this am I.


Oh hell, I'll just do what Caesar said, I'll just shoot a porno! You can't have too many of them ;)

PENDO!

DeadEye
07-30-2002, 09:40 AM
I'll just make an action movie. Most "action movies" today are underwhelming, poorly edited, and have short, lackluster, already-been-done-before action scenes. And way too damn much sex! I'd make one with pure, fresh action and no damn sex. I really don't understand how people draw entertainment from watching 2 strangers make love...I mean, wouldn't the viewers rather be actually doing it themselves???!!! :confused:

And I don't know why, but nowadays more and more and more PG-13 movies have nudity and sex in them.

Beast
07-30-2002, 10:08 AM
Here I am, trying out for Ceasar's movie. :crazed: :D

MTFBWY and HH!!

Jar Jar Binks

Pendo
07-30-2002, 10:15 AM
LOL JJB!! But you're missing some vital parts, I'd be woried! ;)

PENDO!

darthvyn
07-30-2002, 10:26 AM
Originally posted by jjreason


The thought of a naked Gungan is horrifying, in an morbidly interesting sort of way...:eek: :D

JAR JAR!!!! I was talking a FEMALE Gungan!! Put your clothes back on RIGHT NOW!!!:D

are there female gungans? i don't remember seeing any...

Beast
07-30-2002, 10:30 AM
Originally posted by darthvyn
are there female gungans? i don't remember seeing any...
If you watch E1, during the scene in the swamp where the Queen comes to ask for help from Boss Nass, you can see some female gungans standing around. They have thinner faces then the males. There are also a child or two running around.

MTFBWY and HH!!

Jar Jar Binks

darthvyn
07-30-2002, 10:38 AM
Originally posted by JarJarBinks

If you watch E1, during the scene in the swamp where the Queen comes to ask for help from Boss Nass, you can see some female gungans standing around. They have thinner faces then the males. There are also a child or two running around.

MTFBWY and HH!!

Jar Jar Binks

oh, okay. then BRING 'EM ON!!!!:crazed:

2-1B
07-31-2002, 02:36 AM
Originally posted by DeadEye
I'll just make an action movie. Most "action movies" today are underwhelming, poorly edited, and have short, lackluster, already-been-done-before action scenes. And way too damn much sex! I'd make one with pure, fresh action and no damn sex. I really don't understand how people draw entertainment from watching 2 strangers make love...I mean, wouldn't the viewers rather be actually doing it themselves???!!! :confused:

And I don't know why, but nowadays more and more and more PG-13 movies have nudity and sex in them.

In the same vein:
I really don't understand how people draw entertainment from watching 2 strangers beat the hell out of each other...I mean, wouldn't the viewers rather be actually doing it themselves???!!!

Americans are so uptight. We allow a lot of violence on TV, yet when it comes to knockin' boots we get so tense. I'll borrow from a great poet when I say, "I don't see nothin' wrong with a little bump 'n grind." ;)

Of course, Pendo's talking about shooting A LOT of it, so that may be deserving of criticism . . .

And Jar Jar is a guy ? :confused: Weird, I always thought he WAS a female. Go figure . . .

Beast
07-31-2002, 02:43 AM
Yep Ceasar, gotta agree. Somthing as natural as sex gets people in an uproar. But murder, dismember, or beat the hell out of someone and it's great entertainment.

I remember this same discussion when someone mentioned all the "sex" in Minority Report. Seems pretty silly when violence is ok, but show a little sex and everyone turns into prudes and gets their knickers in a twist. :p

And Ceasar, you thought I was female? Or do you mean the charecter? I'm confused now. But regardless, what about that role in the film? :crazed: :D

MTFBWY and HH!!

Jar Jar Binks

rynobot
07-31-2002, 02:53 AM
Since I am from Gettysburg, PA I have always wanted to do a Star Wars Edition of the Battle of Gettysburg. I think this would be best SW movie ever.

2-1B
07-31-2002, 02:59 AM
Binksy, I was talking about the Jar Jar character, not the forumite! :D