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Darkross
09-04-2002, 10:42 AM
C3P0: "Did you hear that?...they shut down the main reactors...we'll be destroyed for sure!"

Pendo
09-04-2002, 10:48 AM
R2 beeps a few times.

PENDO!

Darkross
09-04-2002, 10:55 AM
C3P0: "What's that?"

mini-rock
09-04-2002, 02:39 PM
(Star Destroyer stops right above Tantive IV. There are clicks above the ship that make the soldiers in Tantive IV all look up, and suddenly the main hatch to the consular starship is being cut open)

Darkross
09-04-2002, 03:04 PM
C3P0: "There will be no escape for the princess this time!"

mini-rock
09-04-2002, 03:36 PM
(Main hatch is blown open, and Stormtroopers rush through forcing rebel soldiers to retreat. The soldiers take a stance at the end of a corirdor, but are getting picked off one by one. C-3PO and R2-D2 make a succesful attempt to cross the laser blast filled corridor.

tagmac
09-04-2002, 09:35 PM
C-3PO - "Artoo? Artoo-Deetoo where are you? At last, where have you been? There heading in this direction. What are we going to do? We'll be sent to the spice mines of Kessel or smashed into who knows what...... Wait a minute....where are you going?!"

mini-rock
09-04-2002, 10:57 PM
(A stormtrooper approaches Darth Vader)

Stormtrooper - "The Death Star plans are not in the main computer."

Darkross
09-05-2002, 06:12 AM
Vader: (grasping Captain Antilles by the neck) "Where are those transmissions you've intercepted....what have you done with those plans?"

Darkross
09-05-2002, 06:13 AM
Captain Antilles: "We've...intercepted no transmissions...this is a counsellor ship...we're on a diplomatic mission!"

Darkross
09-05-2002, 06:15 AM
Vader: "If this is a counsellor ship...then where is the ambassador?...(Crushing Captain Antilles throat and tossing him into the bulkhead) "Commander...tear this ship apart until you have found those plans...and bring me the passengers...I WANT THEM ALIVE!"

mini-rock
09-05-2002, 11:21 AM
(Stormtroopers search the ship, and one see's Princess Leia)

Stormtrooper - "There's one, set to stun"

(Leia shoots the Stormtrooper, and turns to run. Another Stormtrooper shoots a stun blast at Leia from behind. She falls to the ground.)

Stormtrooper - "She'll be alright. Inform Lord Vader we have a prisoner."

tagmac
09-05-2002, 06:26 PM
C-3PO - "Hey, you're not permitted in there, it's restricted. You'll be deactivated for sure. <R2 beeps> Don't call me a mindless philosopher you overweight glob of grease, now come out before somebody sees you!<more beeping>Secret mission? What plans!? What are you talking about?! I'm not getting into that.....<laser blast>.....I'm going to regret this. <Escape pod takes off.......That's funny, the damage doesn't look as bad from out here. Are you sure this thing is safe? <beep> oh."

Darkross
09-06-2002, 06:03 AM
Imperial Officer: "There goes another one!...Hold your fire...there are no lifeforms!"

tagmac
09-06-2002, 07:14 PM
Leia - "Darth Vader.....only you could be so bold. The Imperial Senate will not sit still for this! When they here you've attacked a diplomatic miss-"

Emperor Howdy
09-07-2002, 02:54 AM
*Eopie farts in Jar Jar's face*

"Peeeeyusa!"

Darkross
09-09-2002, 11:01 AM
Vader: (Interrupting Leia) "Don't act so surprised your highness you weren't on any mercy mission this time...several transmissions were beamed to this ship by rebel spies...I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you?"

Darkross
09-09-2002, 11:02 AM
Leia: "I don't know what you are talking about...I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan!"

Darkross
09-09-2002, 11:03 AM
Vader: "You are part of the rebel alliance and a traitor...take her away!"

tagmac
09-09-2002, 05:58 PM
Imperial Officer - "Holding her is dangerous. If word of this gets out, it could generate sympathy for the Rebellion in the Senate."

Darkross
09-13-2002, 10:25 AM
Vader: "I have traced the rebel spies to her...now she is my only link to finding their secret base!"

tagmac
09-13-2002, 05:39 PM
Officer - "She'll die before she'll tell you anything."

Pendo
09-17-2002, 02:03 PM
Darth Vader - "Leave that to me! Send a distress signal and then inform the senate that all aboard were killed."

PENDO!

tagmac
09-17-2002, 09:39 PM
Commander: "Lord Vader. The Battle Station plans are not aboard this ship, and no transmissions were made. An escape pod was jettisoned during the fighting. No lifeforms were aboard."

Darkross
09-18-2002, 10:53 AM
Vader: "She must have hidden the plans in the escape pod...send a detachment down to retrieve them...see to it personally commander...there will be no-one to stop us this time!"

tagmac
09-18-2002, 05:21 PM
Commander: "Yes sir!"

Emperor Howdy
09-20-2002, 03:06 AM
**Vader walks away. Commander turns to other Commander**

Commander: (whispering) "What did he say to do again?"

Commander 2: (whispering) "Ummm.....something about a pod or something....I really wasn't listening."

tagmac
09-21-2002, 11:24 AM
And now the real line:

Scene cuts to Tatooine.....

C-3PO: "How did we get into this mess....I really don't know how. We seem to be made to suffer, it's out lot in life. I've got to rest before I fall apart, my joints are almost frozen."

Pendo
09-22-2002, 02:45 PM
R2-D2 - "Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep,"

PENDO!

Emperor Howdy
09-22-2002, 11:06 PM
C-3PO: "Excuse me? Oh, I KNOW you didn't just say that to me, you little punk".


R2-D2: "beep-bonk...a-roooooooo....beepity-bonk"


C-3PO: "WHAT? Oh, you little mother f******......."


**C-3PO picks up rock and slings it at R2, breaking the "eye" on his dome**


C-3PO: "Boo-yow! What's up now, b****?"

tagmac
09-24-2002, 10:46 PM
C-3PO: "Where do you think you're going? Well I'm not going that way...it's much too rocky. This way is much easier. What makes you think there are settlements over there? Don't get technical with me! I've just about had enough of you.....go that way! You'll be malfunctioning within a day you nearsighted scrap pile!" *kicks Artoo* "And don't let me catch you following me begging for help, because you won't get it!"

tagmac
10-02-2002, 08:33 PM
C-3PO: "No more adventures!! I'm not going that way!"

tagmac
11-10-2002, 05:17 PM
C-3PO: "That malfunctioning little twerp - this all his fault! He tricked me into going this way, but he'll do no better. (a distant gleam of light catches 3PO's sensors...he turns towards it) Wait, what's that? A transport - I'M SAVED!..........OVER HERE....HEEEEY...HEEEELP.....PLEEEASE HEEELLLLLP!"

Pendo
11-26-2002, 02:23 PM
*Cut to R2-D2*

R2-D2 - Bleep, bleep, bleep!


PENDO!

tagmac
11-27-2002, 07:40 PM
Chief Jawa: "Twigllida!" <pops out from behind a rock, blasting R2 with an ion gun. As R2 falls, he motions to the other Jawas> "Bape, bape, bwack.......adooooo.......joi yeh......chee chio wacka!"