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Lowly Bantha Cleaner
09-21-2002, 11:23 PM
This is the thread where you can list some of your hopes, dreams, goals, or things to do before you call it a life.


For me, I would love to:


travel to a foreign country (other than Canada)

learn to play the piano (there is a surpressed Billy Joel inside of me somewhere) or some musical instrument.

write a book

appear on a gameshow (I'd know I would kick butt! :cool: )

get married to a wonderful endearing woman and have a family (I'm still young)

go scuba diving (not skydiving)

complete my Star Wars POTJ collection (c'mon Chewie Dejarik . . .)

drive a hummer

become a big brother

or as someone once said "live":happy:

Jedi_Master_Guyute
09-21-2002, 11:35 PM
I'd like to:
Skydive
complete my screenplay(s) & short stories
get that warm fuzzy feeling in my tummy again (yup, tis love)
go scuba diving
See the West Coast (i've seen the east coast)
Travel a bit
Steal one of those snazzy "Napa" hats off those napa trucks!!

Nor Sir Steve, any of it's collegiates or endorsements or Sirstevesguide.com does not endorse any theft of any kind. The views expressed here are endorsed by the sole writer of the this reply, Jedi Master Guyute.

Figure i'd cover my tail here. :D

mini-rock
09-22-2002, 12:49 AM
See Episode 3 of course. :D

TylerD
09-22-2002, 02:33 AM
become the future self-proclaimed king of America....

2-1B
09-22-2002, 03:13 AM
I'm still working on that immortality thing . . . hopefully I can figure it out before I die. :D

Jargo
09-22-2002, 07:38 AM
Become a fishman and live off the coast of Australia.

Find out why Moths are masochists.

Earn enough money to put a hit on Rick McCallum.

Enjoy.

Destroy Tom Hanks and obliterate him from all public records and digitally alter all movies he was ever in and replace him with sopmeone else.

Ban cats.

Give peace a chance.

disown my family members who are surplus to requirement.

make babies cry with just one look.

learn how to do tapestry stitch and deface the baxeaux tapestry with lewd cartoons done in stitch.

destroy the channel tunnel between britain and france.

build a castle atop a hill and rule the world.

find out how to make it rain elsewhere, stop the deluge here and make it happen elsewhere in a nice place that is fit to collect the spill of moisture from the skies and pump it into refineries and proessing plants.

Build a giant umbrella over my castle as a precaution.

teach the world to sing in perfect harmony.

write a cantata that requires three billion part harmonies.

splice pig and elephant DNA.

find out what a wonderwall is.

spill paint thinners on Mickey mouse.

Pay george Lucas to stop altering the star wars OT.

Darth Sidious
09-22-2002, 07:42 AM
Hmm...I want to live before I die. :D

Seriously-
-Get enough money to prevent Jargo's hit on Rick McCallum
-See EPIII
-Use the rest of the money (After stopping the hit) to buy one or more of each SW figure/ship/etc. ever made
-Umm...If I think of any I'll add them.

derek
09-22-2002, 09:56 AM
hey jargo, chef told me to tell you:


splice pig and elephant DNA


come on children! pig and elephant DNA just won't splice!!!

and not that i'm defending tom hanks, as i learned my lesson in regards to defending certain actors before,;) but do tell why you hate him so.:)

Pendo
09-22-2002, 10:18 AM
Before I die I want to:

see Episode III, and all the Archival Editions,

Punch Bill Gates for all the times my computer has crashed,

Marry Halle Berry :),

Be on V Graham Norton,

Go back to Africa,

Meet Samuel L. Jackson,

and most importantly - learn the words to the weeeeeeeeeeeee song :D.

PENDO!

P.S. I don't mind Tom Hanks :)

Lowly Bantha Cleaner
09-22-2002, 10:51 AM
Originally posted by Caesar
I'm still working on that immortality thing . . . hopefully I can figure it out before I die. :D

I too plan to live forever--so far, so good! :happy:

vulcantouch
09-22-2002, 10:52 AM
thing to do? make like andy garcia & git w/gabby anwar (http://us.imdb.com/Title?0114660) ;)
vt

Jargo
09-22-2002, 11:48 AM
Why do I dislike Tom Hanks? Well for one there was that Oscar speech, second he has a face that makes me want to reach for the boxing gloves with horseshoes in. Then there's his oh-so-funny facial expressions and delivery style. His faux casual charisma, his choice of movies to be in being some that would have benefitted from other actors talents and not been a mug-for-the-cameras fest. I find that I cannot take the man seriously in anything he does and find nothing even remotely amusing about his style of funneee funneee. He is the Fozzy bear of the acting profession. Last night I was reminded of exactly why i cannot take the man, I present as evidence of his grotesqueness 'DRAGNET' I rest my case. Oh and for recent movies that ire me, that dismal stranded thing fat thin fat thin who cares you damn seasponge!


You did ask. I kept it short :D


Actually, if i wanted to be perversely sinister and evil I would say that i would like to have Tom Hanks covered in concrete and left in a town square as a sculpture for the birds to poop on. Oh and he'd be encased alive. Too evil? ok then, dead. :happy:

The Overlord Returns
09-22-2002, 12:02 PM
Originally posted by Pendo
Before I die I want to:


Meet Samuel L. Jackson,


PENDO!

P.S. I don't mind Tom Hanks :)

Sam Jackson is a super cool guy in person........

I met him working at a high class golf club years ago........and then saw him on the street.

The classiest of guys....he actually remembered my name...

Exhaust Port
09-22-2002, 12:49 PM
I want to have no regrets.

Pendo
09-22-2002, 12:54 PM
Originally posted by The Overlord Returns
Sam Jackson is a super cool guy in person........

I met him working at a high class golf club years ago........and then saw him on the street.

The classiest of guys....he actually remembered my name...

Now I deffo wanna meet him :D! I bet it was cool to get to meet him - LUCKY!!!

I'm planning on trying to meet him when i go to the London Premier of Episode III in 2005, he's sure to be there :D. Maybe he'll bring Halle Berry with him again ;):D.

PENDO!

The Overlord Returns
09-22-2002, 01:00 PM
Originally posted by Pendo


Now I deffo wanna meet him :D! I bet it was cool to get to meet him - LUCKY!!!

I'm planning on trying to meet him when i go to the London Premier of Episode III in 2005, he's sure to be there :D. Maybe he'll bring Halle Berry with him again ;):D.

PENDO!

you should have seen the looks on my friends faces when he called me by my first name.......

and then I gave them no explanation.......it was great....

QLD
09-22-2002, 01:05 PM
*checks Cameron Diaz off his list* ;)

187-Maul
09-22-2002, 01:31 PM
I wanna:

live
do bungee-jumping
find the right person (yes I want to LOVE, although I am only 15)
see Episode 3
own Skullsplitter and the Skullsplitter repaint from the "viking age: spawn series 22" line (if anyone knows what I'm talking about)

jedi_uk73
09-22-2002, 02:13 PM
Well, I have a few things I want to do, before I curl my toes up.

I want to travel a bit. US & Austrailia are top of list.

Get married, almost there, engaged at the moment

Get every vintage SW figure on a card :D by 2008 hopefully.

Buy a HUGE coffin, so my collection can be buried with me.

Oh, and see Episode 3 of course.

Lord Malakite
09-22-2002, 02:35 PM
Originally posted by Caesar
I'm still working on that immortality thing . . . hopefully I can figure it out before I die. :D

Die?! Die?!! I can't die!!! You're too late Caesar, I'm already immortal!!!! Mua ha ha!!!! :evil:

Don't believe me. :confused: Check out this thread (http://www.sirstevesguide.com/forums/showthread.php?postid=116787#post116787). :happy:

Mr. JabbaJohnL
09-22-2002, 05:07 PM
Of course, there are more people than things I'd like to do. ;)



Just kidding . . . kind of.

mini-rock
09-22-2002, 09:14 PM
Originally posted by Mr. JabbaJohnL
Of course, there are more people than things I'd like to do. ;)



Just kidding . . . kind of.

I don't get it!:confused:

:p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p

I'll add "start smoking again" to my list.

2-1B
09-22-2002, 10:02 PM
Originally posted by mini-rock
I'll add "start smoking again" to my list.

Every January One I make the same resolution - to start smoking.

I guess I just lack discipline. :cry:

:D

LTBasker
09-23-2002, 12:09 AM
Complete my Star Trek micro machine collection.
Write a will saying no one can have any of my stuff and I want a tomb for me to be buried with it.
Finally take inventory of my Star Wars collection
Find Teemto and Ki-Adi
Just kiss a girl out of the blue - hey if I'm gonna die anyways :D
Play something besides Rogue Leader on my Game Cube
Remember to write in my will that on my casket I want the handles that go all around it to look like lightsabers, and an R2 dome on top.

mini-rock
09-23-2002, 12:29 AM
Originally posted by Caesar


Every January One I make the same resolution - to start smoking.

I guess I just lack discipline. :cry:

:D

:p

I'm most likely going to wait till I'm 60 or 70, but who knows. I may get tired of bodybuilding way before that. I still have the last pack of cigs I bought when I was 21. I think there are 16 still in there.:D

plasticfetish
09-23-2002, 01:27 AM
Clean the cat's litter box.




Originally posted by EMPEROR JARGO
splice pig and elephant DNA.

Apparently you don't get the "Anna Nicole Smith Show" in your country or you'd realize it's too late.

Jargo
09-23-2002, 09:47 AM
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

We have Vanessa Felch Feltz instead... :(

scruffziller
09-23-2002, 12:12 PM
Get married.
Become truly happy.

Master Goeweins
09-23-2002, 07:23 PM
Marry my girlfriend...
See the 4 Disc LOTR...
See the rest of the LOTR movies...
Also SW Ep 3 and the DVDs....
Buy a house....
Oh yeah, and finally finish my working life size Millenium Falcon...
Hey, building one of these things ain't like dusting crops guys!

JediCole
09-24-2002, 10:28 PM
If you have seen "Goldmember", and you got a good look at Austin Powers' list of things to do before he dies, then you have seen my list. It is EXACTLY the same!

Seriously, I have never been enough of a fatalist to consider such a list. But since the question has been raised, I will take up the guantlet and answer the challenge.

I would like to see my six part "movie", the super-hero drama "Justice" (my ambitious endeavor to save Public Access Cable from itself by making a thoughtful, entertainiing series) actually go into production (on a budget of about $1.50) and air locally.

I would like to get Sith Worm to return my calls so we can get back to work on "The Horror Show", the comic he helped me pioneer a couple of years ago, and to develop his comic story idea and see it turned into a mini-series.

I would like to take one of at least three ideas of mine that I consider my strongest and most adaptable to a novel and write a novel.

I would like to reclaim my studio and properly display my vast collection of Star Wars and other toys. (Perhaps the most likely of the above).

I would like to grow a second, evil head.

QLD
09-24-2002, 10:43 PM
*checks have three way with Japanese Twins off list*