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sith_killer_99
11-05-2002, 05:54 AM
AOTC, Yoda and the Clone Pilots save the day:

Yoda (to Pilot 1): Around the survivors, a perimeter, make.

Pilot 1 (to Pilot 2): What the he!! did he say?

Pilot 2 (to Pilot 1): Beats me. Who is that little guy anyway?

Pilot 1 (to Pilot 2): I don't know, but he kinda creeps me out. Hey look (pointing to the survivors in the arena), we better create a perimeter around those survivors, or there won't be many left when this is over.

;)

JesusFreak
11-05-2002, 10:48 AM
Lol that was good Sith_Killer ;)

Real deleted line: "Wake up senators you must wake up!"-Padmé

I really can't think of any funny ones now, I'll post one later ;)

stillakid
11-05-2002, 11:35 AM
OBI-WAN
This is where it ought to be...
but it isn’t. Gravity is pulling
all the stars in this area inward
to this spot. There should be a
star here... but there isn’t.


YODA
Most interesting. Gravity’s
silhouette remains, but the star
and all its planets have
disappeared. How can this be?


JEDI CHILD
Because someone erased it from the
archive memory.


YODA
Truly wonderful, the mind of a
child is...not as moronic as you apparently.
Wasn't that answer obvious? Reevaluate
your Jedi status, the Council must. In the meantime,
to the centre of the pull of gravity go,
and find your planet you will.

Mr. JabbaJohnL
11-05-2002, 01:51 PM
ANAKIN TO PADMÉ: You are in my pants, tormenting me! :crazed:

The Overlord Returns
11-05-2002, 02:58 PM
Originally posted by Mr. JabbaJohnL
ANAKIN TO PADMÉ: You are in my pants, tormenting me! :crazed:

oh come on! Anything sounds funny with pants!

Pendo
11-05-2002, 04:43 PM
"From the moment I met you, all those years ago, not a day has gone by when I haven't thought about you...

...I CANNOT BELIEVE I JUST SAID THAT!!!!!" :crazed:

PENDO!

The Overlord Returns
11-05-2002, 04:45 PM
"not a day has gone by when I haven't thought about pants"

see....HI - Larious.

tagmac
11-10-2002, 05:55 PM
Palpatine: Perhaps an old friend like...Master Kenobi."
Mace Windu: "He's just returned from a border dispute on Anison."
Palpatine: "Then it's settled then."
Mace: "Wait.....never mind - I'll look after the Senator myself. After all, it's MY duty, to please that booty." :cool:

Dooku: "You do realize that you can't win!"
Mace: "I don't think so - Mutha.........!" :evil:

Bel-Cam Jos
11-11-2002, 11:35 AM
OUTSIDE THE CORUSCANT CLUB
Obi-Wan: "Anakin!"
Anakin: "Master! She went in there!"
Obi-Wan: "You can't go in there. You're not 21."
Anakin: "D'oh!"

JANGO'S APARTMENT ON KAMINO
Jango: "I'm just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe."
Obi-Wan: "Ever make your way as far as Coruscant?"
Jango: "Yeah, I just got back from there on a job to kill a Senator."
Obi-Wan: "Really?"
Jango: "D'oh!"

ON GEONOSIS
Obi-Wan: "R4, can you boost the power?"
R4: "Bleep bloop doot (No, sorry)."
Obi-Wan: "Well, you could if you weren't downloading Eminem mp3's!"

IN PALPATINE'S APPARTMENT ON CORUSCANT
Palpatine: "I see you becoming the most powerful of all Jedi. Even greater than Master Yoda."
Anakin: "Really?" (trips on loose carpet) "Ouch!"
Palpatine: "Uh, I mean, you'll be a great Sith lackey someday..."

Nexu
11-11-2002, 11:54 AM
**Zam Wessel gets shot in the kneck by a dart**

**Obi-Wan picks it up**

**In little tiny letters: Brought to you by....**

sith_killer_99
11-11-2002, 12:03 PM
Amidala to Anakin:

"Is that your lightsaber, or are you just happy to see me."

darthvyn
11-11-2002, 03:35 PM
"i hate it when he does that... y'know, jumping out of a speeder high over the buildings of coruscant to land on another speeder containing the person we are trying to catch... 'cuz he does that a lot..."

-obi-wan

"aww, crap, it's the kid of that woman we were torturing and he's got a glowing sword..."

-tusken raiders

Mandalorian Candidat
11-12-2002, 02:59 PM
Rick McCallum (as Clone Trooper #459): Duuuuuuuuuude! Is this f-n great or what?

odb
11-13-2002, 02:55 PM
In the Arena
Boba (to Jango): Dad, DUCK!!!!

jawaboy
11-13-2002, 06:46 PM
Anakin: I think she's a he and he's Rick McCallum.

Obi-wan: In that case, be extra careful.

-----

Count Dooku: Master Yoda

Yoda: Count Dooku

Count Dooku: I see you no longer need a hand up your *** to move.


-----

Taun-we: Boba, is your father home?

Boba: Dad, the Avon lady is back.

-----

Bel-Cam Jos
11-13-2002, 07:27 PM
LEAVING CORUSCANT AS REFUGEES
Anakin: "It's my first mission, too. Hey, at least we have Artoo!"
Silence, then crickets chirp.

ON NABOO, IN THE LAKES REGION
Anakin: "And then we went into agressive negotiations."
Amidala: "What are 'agressive negotitations'?"
Anakin: "That'd be negotiations with a lightsaber."
Silence, then crickets chirp.

ON GEONOSIS, IN THE ARENA
Anakin: "I have a bad feeling about this..."
Arena goes silent, then crickets chirp.

tagmac
11-13-2002, 11:09 PM
Palpatine: "I love Democracy.......I love the Republic."
Senate (collectively): "<cough>Bull$@!#<cough>Bull$@!#<cough>!"

Palpatine: "...this power you have granted me, that I shall relinquish once this crisis has abated"
Senate (collectively): "<cough>Bull$@!#<cough>Bull$@!#<cough>!"

JesusFreak
11-13-2002, 11:45 PM
Anakin: "If you are suffering as much as I am, please tell me."

Padmé: "I can't. We can't. It's..."

Anakin: "It's what, Padmé?"

Padmé: "It's just that I've been seeing this other guy."

Anakin: "Other guy? What other guy? We're supposed to get married and have Luke and Leia, remember?"

Padmé: "Whoops, I forgot!"

Bel-Cam Jos
11-16-2002, 09:57 AM
Good one, JesusFreak!

ON GEONOSIS, IN THE PLANNING ROOM
Robot Dude Guy: "And the... (bzzt! Adjusts his tuning nob)
Her name was Lola
She was a show girl...

ABOVE THE ROOFS OF CORUSCANT
Jango: "Here. Take these, they're very deadly."
Zam: "Sure. I, oops!"
Jango: "Wessell!"

IN PALPATINE'S APARTMENT
Mas Amedda: "But what Senator would have the courage to propose such an amendment?"
ET Senator: "Be... good..."
Mas Amedda: "And who would have the second-most courage?"
ET: (belches and falls over)

Darth Sidious
11-16-2002, 02:09 PM
*Saberdart hits Zam*
Zam: Oww...You shot me, you a-hole!

Lama Su: Magnificent, aren't they?
Obi: What gives?! They're all the same!
Lama Su: ...

Boba: Dad! Fire!
Jango: Hey! When you start getting paid to bring drunken, armed deadbeats to planetary leaders and making underworld connections, and when you can fit into "The Suit", then we can talk about you telling me what to do. But until then, step off, b**ch!

Jango (To Zam): Here, take these. They're very poisonous.
*Zam thrusts them in Jango's face and snickers, Jango jumps back scaredly*
Jango: Eeekk! DON'T DO THAT!

Qui Ghost: Anakin! Nooo!!!
Anakin: (As he impales a baby Tusken) Ahh shut up...Deady!

sith_killer_99
11-16-2002, 02:23 PM
Anakin: "Don't worry, we have R2 with us." chuckling

R2-D2: "Bleep beep boop blop."

Translation: "Laugh it up buddy. Just watch your back or someday I may be instrumental in your downfall!"

(Playing off the whole "Why do I get the feeling you're going to be the death of me." line.);)

Bel-Cam Jos
11-20-2002, 06:38 PM
ON GEONOSIS, IN THE ARENA
Dooku: "Surrender, and your lives will be spared."
Mace: "Never surrender! Never surre-ender-er!"
Dooku: "I was going to let you live, but not after that Corey Hart song!"

ON TATOOINE, IN MOS ESPA
Anakin: "Here, let me help you with that?"
Watto: "What? What can you do with that?"
Anakin: "I can make a hat, a broach, a pterydactl..."

Mandalorian Candidat
11-21-2002, 11:21 AM
Missing lines from Episode 2.5: Better Off Cloned

IN THE GEONOSIAN ARENA
Poggle: Buzz, chirp, snort (Let the executions begin!)
Dooku: (Looking at Anakin) Now that's a shame when people be sacrificin' a perfectly good white boy like that.

Dooku (to Boba Fett): Gee, I'm really sorry about your Dad, Boba. I guess he won't be able to eat spicy food for a while (or anything else for that matter).

OUTSIDE THE CORUSCANT NIGHTCLUB
Obi-Wan: Anakin, you haven't learned anything.
Anakin: I've been going to the Jedi Academy for eight years. I'm no dummy.

CHASING AFTER ZAM IN THE SPEEDER
Obi-Wan: We've lost her.
Anakin: Go that way really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.

IN THE CHANCELLOR'S OFFICE
Palpatine: Anakin, I know this is a little awkward but I've heard things and, well, would you mind if I went out with Padme?

AT THE KAMINO CLONING PLANT
Obi-Wan (to Taun We): These are pure clones! Do you imagine the street value of this facility?

AT DOOKU'S HIDEOUT
Yoda (to Dooku): My two dollars I want!

Rogue II
11-21-2002, 12:56 PM
*In the arena during the battle*
R2: Toot p'toot tweet beep beep
3PO: Something happend now I'm head over heels.
(hey, if Bel-Cam Jos can quote Cory Hart, I can quote Tears for Fears)

Acklay: (to the Reek) Sniff, sniff...Dude, I think you stepped in something.

*On Kamino*
Obi Wan and Jango throw down their weapons and sing "Singing in the Rain"


Dooku: Ha, Ha, victory is mine
Anakin: (kicks Dooku in the rear-end) No it isn't!
Dooku: But your arm's off!
Anakin: 'Tis but a scratch...


Darth Sidious: You have done well.
Darth Tyrannus: Thank you, my lord.
Darth Sidious: So, umm....do you want to go back to my place?

mrmiller
11-21-2002, 01:28 PM
Wow Mandalorian Candidate, you sure are up on your John Cuzak (sp?) movies. How about-

(Reek) Arooww. We come from the planet of the Toes, and I'm here to bring you Produce.

:)

Mandalorian Candidat
11-21-2002, 04:16 PM
Originally posted by mrmiller
Wow Mandalorian Candidate, you sure are up on your John Cuzak (sp?) movies. How about-

(Reek) Arooww. We come from the planet of the Toes, and I'm here to bring you Produce.

:)

Just Better Off Dead and One Crazy Summer. :)

What movie is your quote from? I don't recognize it.

El Chuxter
11-21-2002, 04:43 PM
YODA: Around the survivors, a perimeter create.
CLONETROOPER #327: Look sir! Droids!

The Overlord Returns
11-21-2002, 04:49 PM
YODA: Good, good. Bring me a ship.
CLONETROOPER COMMANDER: Jesus, why don't you just levitate one over, you're the frikkin jedi master!

Bel-Cam Jos
11-21-2002, 06:47 PM
Isn't mrmiller's post from KPAX? :confused:


ENTERING GEONOSIS ARENA
Anakin: "What? I thought we agreed that our relationship would tear us apart?"
Amidala: "Oh, you're right. Never mind."

OUTSIDE KAMINO CITY ENTRANCE
Obi-Wan: "Hello? Housekeeping!"

ON CORUSCANT, JEDI TEMPLE
Mace: "Don't use royal transportation. Travel as refugees."
Jedi Master T'om Pett'y: "You don't... have... to live... like a refugee!"
Jedi Council: "Don't have to live like a refugee."

mini-rock
11-22-2002, 12:17 AM
Originally posted by Mandalorian Candidat
Missing lines from Episode 2.5: Better Off Cloned

IN THE GEONOSIAN ARENA
Poggle: Buzz, chirp, snort (Let the executions begin!)
Dooku: (Looking at Anakin) Now that's a shame when people be sacrificin' a perfectly good white boy like that.

Dooku (to Boba Fett): Gee, I'm really sorry about your Dad, Boba. I guess he won't be able to eat spicy food for a while (or anything else for that matter).

OUTSIDE THE CORUSCANT NIGHTCLUB
Obi-Wan: Anakin, you haven't learned anything.
Anakin: I've been going to the Jedi Academy for eight years. I'm no dummy.

CHASING AFTER ZAM IN THE SPEEDER
Obi-Wan: We've lost her.
Anakin: Go that way really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.

IN THE CHANCELLOR'S OFFICE
Palpatine: Anakin, I know this is a little awkward but I've heard things and, well, would you mind if I went out with Padme?

AT THE KAMINO CLONING PLANT
Obi-Wan (to Taun We): These are pure clones! Do you imagine the street value of this facility?

AT DOOKU'S HIDEOUT
Yoda (to Dooku): My two dollars I want!

:p I haven't laughed that hard in a while. That was awesome!

mrmiller
11-22-2002, 08:14 AM
Originally posted by mrmiller
Wow Mandalorian Candidate, you sure are up on your John Cuzak (sp?) movies. How about-

(Reek) Arooww. We come from the planet of the Toes, and I'm here to bring you Produce.

:)

One Crazy summer- when he is filming Bobcat's feet on the beach- c'mon MC, get it together. Another would be...

Dooku: I see this cannot be solved by our knowledge of the force, but I know Dow...

Yoda: What's Dow?

Dooku: Dow is the chemical company that makes mace- followed by him spraying Yoda with a face-full of mace, or a clone of Mace Windu appearing from the shadows to duel Yoda. Actually now that I think about it, a Yoda vs. Mace clone would be pretty cool.

=MATT=

Bel-Cam Jos
11-23-2002, 01:40 PM
ON KAMINO
Taun We: "May I introduce Jedi...?"
Obi-Wan: "I.C.U. Pee."
Taun We: "...I See You Pee."
Obi-Wan: "Hee hee!"

ON CORUSCANT, DEX'S DINER
Dexter: "They're cloners. Damn good cloners, too."
Obi-Wan: "They wear red noses and wigs?"
Dexter: "No; cloners, not clowners. You have much to learn of the listening Force."

ON CORUSCANT, IN THE NIGHTCLUB
Alien Guy: "You wanna buy some Death Sticks?"
Obi-Wan (waving hand in front of alien's face): "No, but I'll take them from you and then sell them right back to you."
Alien Guy: "You wanna sell some Death Sticks?"

Mr. JabbaJohnL
11-25-2002, 08:58 PM
OBI-WAN: Do you know who it was you were trying to kill?
ZAM: It was a senator from Naboo.
OBI-WAN: Who hired you?
ZAM: It's just a job.
ANAKIN: Who hired you, tell us. TELL US NOW!
ZAM: It was a bounty hunter called . . . Jango Fett. Hey look, there he is now!
JANGO: Oh crap, I knew I should have gotten the saberdart shooter that was ten credits more! Oh wait . . .
ANAKIN: GAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BlahBlahBlah
12-01-2002, 02:43 PM
During the Army Amendment Debate:

MAS AMEDDA: But what Senator would have the courage to propose such an amendment?

JAR JAR: I will propose the amendment.

(Pause, then everyone bursts out laughing.)

MACE: (Doubled over, clutching his stomach from laughing so hard) Oh... oh, that's great...

PALPATINE: Oh, thank you Jar Jar, than was hilarious. Now seriously folks, who would have the courage to propose this amendment?

BlahBlahBlah
12-01-2002, 02:47 PM
Just thought of another one...

In the Cantina

SLEAZEBAGANO: Wanna buy some death sticks?

OBI WAN: Death sticks? What kind of idiot would be stupid enough to buy something called 'death sticks'?

SLEAZEBAGANO: Hmm... good point. (Pause) Wanna buy some rat poison?

OBI WAN: Well... sure, why not?


Or...

SLEAZEBAGANO: Wanna buy some death sticks?

OBI WAN: Death sticks? What kind of idiot would be stupid enough to buy something called 'death sticks'?

SLEAZEBAGANO: Hmm... good point. (Turns to Rick McCallum, who's been flirting with some blue chick) Wanna buy some death sticks?

McCALLUM: Death sticks? You bet!

Bel-Cam Jos
12-02-2002, 06:52 PM
ON CORUSCANT, JEDI TEMPLE
Obi-Wan: "Without the clone army, this would not have been a victory."
Yoda: "Yeah..."
Mace: "Aren't you supposed to disagree with him or something?"
Yoda: "Yeah..."
Mace: "Hello?!?"
Yoda: "Uh... wanna buy some Death Sticks?"
Obi-Wan: "Sad..."

ON TATOOINE, LARS HOMESTEAD
Owen: "And this is my girlfriend, Beru Whitesun."
Beru: "Like, oh my Maker! I am all like SO stoked to meet you and stuff! We could like tell boy stories and braid each other's hair and all. This is such a lame-o desert world. Like nothing cool to do, whatever! Check you later!"
Padme: "Uh..."

Dar Basra
12-04-2002, 01:44 PM
SLEAZEBAGANO: Wanna buy some death sticks?

OBI WAN: Are they Mint in the Box?

Bel-Cam Jos
12-05-2002, 06:48 PM
The Death Sticks scenes are the funniest! Props to all the creative people out there!

ON CORUSCANT, IN THE APARTMENT
Obi-Wan: "You look tired."
Anakin: "I don't sleep well."
Obi-Wan: "Have you tried counting sitting ducks?"
Anakin: "Yippee!"

ON GEONOSIS
Dooku: "It appears this will not end with our knowledge of the Force, but with thumb wrestling."
Yoda: "One, two, three, four. Begun, has this thumb war."

ON CORUSCANT, SENATE BUILDING
Palpatine: "I love the Republic. I love democracy."
Freshman Senator: "Then why don't you marry it?!"

Darth Sidious
12-05-2002, 08:00 PM
Anakin: I killed them...They're dead, ev...
Padme: Well, obviously.
Anakin: What's obvious?
Padme: That they're dead. I mean, you DID say you killed them.
Anakin: Yeah, so?
Padme: "So"?!? Well, if you said you killed them I think I'd know that they are dead.
Anakin: Why do you care?
Padme: Well, you don't need to add that, that's all I'm saying.
Anakin: Did my saying they're dead REALLY bother you that badly?
Padme: No! It just...
Anakin: Then why in the Hell are you complaining?
Padme: Ok, it did bother me! But you know what? You shouldn't have killed them anyway! You already got your mom's corpse, why did you need to kill them?
Anakin: I don't need to take this kind of sass from you, tree hugger!
Padme: "Tree hugger"? Is that the best you can come up with?
Anakin: You've quoted me twice. Can't you think of anything on your own?
Padme: At least I don't have to tell people that "They're dead" after I said "I killed them"!
Anakin: Ha! You did it again!
Padme: **** you Anakin!
Anakin: This sounds like an Osbournes rerun!
Padme: At least Ozzy has the mental capacity to understand that people know that something's dead once he kills it!
Anakin: At least Sharon knows that it's dead without Ozzy explaining it to her!
Padme: I do!
Anakin: Do what?
Padme: KNOW THEY'RE DEAD, DUMB@**!!!!!
Anakin: Hey hey hey, I don't need to take that kind of sass from you, woman!
Padme: Sass? God you're a retard...
Anakin: Quit backsassing me!
Padme: I didn't! I just called you a retard, because that is what you are!
Anakin: That is backsass!
Padme: **** you!
Anakin: You said that already! I hope you die in Episode III.
Padme: I hope you get electrocuted by a dirty old pervert...guy!
Anakin: That's the best you can come up with?!? I guess this is why Luke becomes such a dumb@**.
Padme: Luke hasn't even been born yet! If he was, you'd probably just kill him and make him dead anyway!
Anakin: Oh, I'll make someone dead alright...
Padme: Yeah, the poor Tusken babies!
Anakin: They're already dead! Their festering corpses are rotting in the suns!
Padme: Anakin, you ****.
Anakin: No, that's your mom.
Padme: That's your dad!
Anakin: Ha! I don't have a dad! What now, ****?
Padme: Yeah, you probably killed him too.
Anakn: From the womb?
Padme: No, he knew what a crackhead his son was going to be and he died of disappointment!
Anakin: Oooh...Good one! Think that up all by yourself?
Padme: Maybe! At least I don't say "They're dead" after I kill them!
Anakin: You're quoting me again!
Padme: Go to Hell.
Anakin: I'll see your fat @** there!
-THE END-

stillakid
12-05-2002, 09:32 PM
Originally posted by Darth Sidious
Anakin: I killed them...They're dead, ev...
.....

That sh#@ it great!

Darth Sidious
12-06-2002, 02:37 PM
I'm glad you liked it, Stillakid. :D I have a longer version, but it is waaaay too offensive to post here. If anyone wants me to PM it to them tell me, but be warned-If you are offended in any way, it is not my responsibility. I do not discriminate against any religion in the least, but Anakin does in the skit thingy. Let me know if you want to see it, but only if you don't mind mildly offensive material.

Jedi Clint
12-06-2002, 02:51 PM
I REALLY don't want to close this thread. It has been extremely entertaining without getting dirty. Let's keep it that way.......... pretty pretty please with extra sugar on top.

Thanks guys.

Deleted from the deleted scene in the Starfighter Hangar:

Mace: Why are you always feuding with your Padawan learner?
Obi Wan: Eh.......I'm holding him back and he doesn't like it.
Mace: Ah....I see.

The Overlord Returns
12-06-2002, 03:26 PM
Originally posted by Jedi Clint
Deleted from the deleted scene in the Starfighter Hangar:

Mace: Why are you always feuding with your Padawan learner?
Obi Wan: Eh.......I'm holding him back and he doesn't like it.
Mace: Ah....I see.


ROFL!!!!!!!!!

Damn...I found that one really funny, for some reason....

sith_killer_99
12-06-2002, 04:01 PM
Anakin: "He's holding me back, sometimes I feel like I could just....

strike him down where he stands! But then he'd probably just become more powerful than I could possibly imagine.:rolleyes: "

Darth Sidious
12-06-2002, 06:15 PM
Originally posted by Jedi Clint
I REALLY don't want to close this thread. It has been extremely entertaining without getting dirty. Let's keep it that way.......... pretty pretty please with extra sugar on top.


Ok, that's cool. :) What I posted is the worst you'll see from me.

gsr-jedi
12-07-2002, 05:12 PM
ON CORUSCANT WHEN ANAKIN CATCHES OBI-WAN DURING THE CHASE:

Obi: What took you so long?
Ani: Oh, you know master I had to make sure none of those kouhouns slipped under Padme's nightgown :sur:

WHEN ANAKIN IS HAVING A NIGHTMARE ON NABOO

Ani: Oh, Padme, I love it when you call me big poppa.

WHEN ANAKIN AND OBI-WAN MEET PADME IN HER CORUSCANT APARTMENT

Padme: Ani, Ani is that you?
Ani: Yeah, but I've changed my name to A. Skiddy
Padme: My you've grown.
Ani: Good God you fine
Obi: Uh.

WHEN JANGO AND OBI FIRST MEET IN JANGO'S APARTMENT

Jango: Boba, go close the door so the Jedi doesn't see my bounty hunting suit. I mean (speaks in different language)

WHEN ANAKIN CRASHES ON ZAM'S SPEEDER AND CUTS THROUGH THE ROOF WITH HIS LIGHTSABER

Zam: Hey, this is a lease!


IN THE NIGHTCLUB

Elan Sleazebaggano: Wanna buy some Death Sticks?
Obi-Wan: Oh my gosh! I was just gonna ask if YOU wanted to buy some Death Sticks. Like, what a coincidence.


PADME & ANAKIN IN THE NABOO RETREAT BY THE FIREPLACE

Ani: If you are suffering as much as me please tell me.
Padme: I can't... we can't
Ani: Why?
Padme: Well this is kind of embarassing but I'm not a girl, but not yet a woman.
Ani: Is that all. Master Obi-Wan told me all about the Mynocks and the Shaak.

That's it for now also check my sig.

Bel-Cam Jos
12-12-2002, 07:01 PM
ON GEONOSIS, IN THE ARENA
Dooku: "Surrender, and your lives will be saved."
Windu: "We will not be pawns to be bargained with, Dooku!"
Dooku: "Okay. Then can I borrow twenty bucks?"

ON CORUSCANT, AT THE CLUB
Obi-Wan: "Why do I get the feeling you'll be the death of me?"
Anakin: "Because you follow all the spoilers, Master."

ON CORUSCANT, AT DEX'S DINER
Dexter: "That depends."
Obi-Wan: "Depends on what, Dex?"
Dexter: "On whether I want to tell you where it is or not."
Obi-Wan: "Well, you do want to tell me where it is."
Dexter: "What? You think you're some kind of a Jedi wav- oh, wait. I'll tell you..."

Bel-Cam Jos
12-22-2002, 05:00 PM
ON GEONOSIS, IN THE HANGER
Yoda: "We meet again, my old Padawan."
Dooku: "And I was Qui-Gon's Master, who trained Obi-Wan, who's training Anakin, who fathers Luke, who kills Vader, who kills Obi-WAn who tells Luke to train with you, who later dies."
Yoda: "And what does that mean?"
Dooku: "Absolutely nothing! You see, evil will always triumph over good, because good is dumb."

Bel-Cam Jos
12-28-2002, 11:05 AM
ON CORUSCANT, AMIDALA'S APARTMENT
Obi-Wan: "You look tired."
Anakin: "I don't sleep well."
Obi-Wan: "Here, try these."
Anakin: "Sith's Choice Sleeping Pills? Are they safe?"
Obi-Wan: "Sure! What harm could come from a Chosen One to try drugs named after power-hungry conquerors?"

sith_killer_99
12-29-2002, 09:46 AM
Obi-Wan: What about Senator Amidala? She will still need protecting.

Yoda: Handle that your Padawan will.

Obi-Wan: (Under his breath) Damn!

Mace Windu: Anakin, escort the Senator back to her home planet of Naboo. Don't forget, as a Jedi, it's your duty, to please that booty.;)

Bel-Cam Jos
12-29-2002, 11:48 AM
ON GEONOSIS, IN THE ARENA
Dooku: "You have fought bravely, worthy of the archives. But now, you must die."
Padme': "Look! Up there!"
(Everyone looks up, Padme' runs away)
Padme': "So long, suckers!"
Windu: "We've been tricked!"
(Jedi are slaughtered, Seperatists win)

ON GEONOSIS, IN THE HANGER
Obi-Wan: "Anakin, we can take him if we fight together."
Anakin: "I'm not gonna fight him. You fight him."
Obi-Wan: "Wait! We'll give him to Yoda!"
Anakin: "Yeah! He'll fight anyone!"
(Yoda fights Dooku, and wins)
Obi-Wan: "Hey, Yoda! He fights him!"
(Yoda smiles, eating a bowl of Dooku's LIFE-Force cereal)

neonblade
12-31-2002, 05:21 PM
Anakin- " I hate sand. It's corse and rough like your unshaved back. ( Rubbing padmae) " But here everything is smooth and warm. ( rubbing her arm)

padme- " What u say fu*%er I... I Was queen dammit. I don't have yp [ut up with this!

jar jar- " He he, mesa tierd of being run down all of the times and not bein taken seriously. Thank you death stix.

george clooney- ( walking by) See what drugs can do kids and i have alot of money and your parents don't

Mr. JabbaJohnL
12-31-2002, 07:33 PM
DOOKU: It is clear this contest cannot be decided by our knowledge of the Force.
YODA: Uh-huh.
Awkward silence begins and continues for several minutes.
DOOKU: So uh . . . you wanna go see a movie?
YODA: Yeah allright.

QUI-GON: Tell them we wish to board at once.
CAPTAIN: With all due respect, the Chancellor's ambassadors wish to board at once.
NUTE: Yes, of course. As you know, our blockade is perfectry regal, and we would be happy to receive the Chancerror's ambassadors.
CAPTAIN: Hey um ah . . . are you from Japan by any chance?

Bel-Cam Jos
01-01-2003, 12:50 PM
ON GEONOSIS, INSIDE AMIDALA'S SHIP
Padme': "See those steam columns over there?"
Anakin: "Yes. What do they mean?"
Padme': "I don't know. I wish Ric Olie' was here to tell us..."

ON CORUSCANT, SENATE BUILDING
Jar Jar: "I pwopose we give da Chancellor emergency powahs."
(Senators cheer and yell)
Palpatine: "My first use of these powers will be to make beans into peas."
Mas Amedda: "Palpy, Palpy. You are so mercilessly free of the ravages of intelligence. I'm going to have to turn you into a nek battle dog."
Palpatine: "Thank you, mastah!"

mabudonicus
01-10-2003, 09:32 AM
Sithkiller, that "strike him down where he stands" post just about killed me, man, I'm going to be quoting that all day:):)
Obi wan-"his abilities have made him, well, arrogant"
Mace-"Man, you were assigned to him to help him keep it real"
Yoda-"Master Windu is right. Real must it be kept. On the prize MUST your padawans eyes be, else go under we will, before over we get"

Patient Zero
01-10-2003, 10:12 AM
Didn't Yoda have a musical number before his fight scene?

darthvyn
01-10-2003, 06:17 PM
anakin: i think HE'S a SHE... and i think SHE'S a changling...

obi-wan: in that case be extra careful... cuz wimmens is CAH-RAZY!!!

Mr. JabbaJohnL
01-14-2003, 05:14 PM
Mace WIndu cuts off Jango's head.
OBI-WAN: What the hell did you do that for? Now they can't make any more good clone troopers?
MACE: D'oh!:eek:

Bel-Cam Jos
02-08-2003, 12:21 PM
ON CORUSCANT, LANDING PLATFORM
Capt. Typho: "I guess I was wrong. There was no danger."
(Long pause)
Typho: "I said, 'I guess I was wrong. There was no danger.'"
(Longer pause)
Typho: "Ahem!"
Padme (in disguise): "What are you doing?"
(Ship explodes)
Typho: "Ah, there we go.... Oh no! M'lady, you must leave now!"
Padme: "Who could have done this?"
Typho (whistling): "Who knows?"

ON NABOO, THEED PALACE
Padme: "I thought we'd go to the Lakes Region. It's isolated, and my family has a time share there."
Queen Jamilla: "Ah, Senator. I have some bad news."
Padme: "You mean... my family is dead?"
Queen: "No, we've had some budget problems with this galactic recession, so we had to sell your timeshare."
Padme: "To whom?"
Queen: "Uh..."
Padme: "Tell me."
Anakin: "Tell her, now!"
Sio Bibble: "It is me, Senator."
Padme: "Nooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Anakin: "I swear, I'll kill you all for what you've done to my girlfriend!"

ON GEONOSIS
Dooku: "So it's agreed. We get pepperoni, sausage, and green peppers on one, and a small cheese only."
Poggle the Lesser: "Goork clik ocht beecht gormpt!" (I said, it's my planet, my war room, so I want anchovies!)

sith_killer_99
02-26-2003, 10:48 AM
On Tatooine R2-D2 interupts Shmi's funeral, followed by C-3PO. While anakin is distracted by R2, Owen turns to Beru:

Owen (to Beru): "Why do I get the feeling those two droids are gonna be the death of us?"

Tonysmo
03-03-2003, 07:13 AM
- Nightclub -

Mouse - "Wanna buy some death sticks?"

Obi - "You take republic diateries?"

Mouse - "I'd rather have cash.."

Obi - "All I have are these credits ( waves hand ) but they will do fine"

Mouse - "um, no... only cash, these are quality death sticks, imported straight from Kashyyyk.. these are uncut bro.."

Obi - "mmm.. hang on.. ( yells ) ANAKIN!"

Ani - "yes master?"

Obi - "spot me a 20.."

Ani - "All I have are these credits master.. "

Obi - "Damn these credits!! can't we possibly have ONE DECENT transaction using these credits! "

Ani - "Master, shouldnt we be looking for the changling?"

Obi - "later, I'm about to score some death sticks.. go find her and see if she wants to party.."

Bel-Cam Jos
12-24-2003, 10:36 AM
ON KAMINO
Obi-Wan: "That's why I'm here."
Lama Su: "You sound confused, Master Jedi. I didn't get to be Prime Minister by being foolish. Tell me why you really here."
Obi-Wan: "I'm here like I'm supposed to be. To do, the things I am required to do. Like you said. And because it was the right thing to do, and the right time."
Lama Su: "This isn't a history class where you bluff your way through. Taun We, remove this imposter from the city!"
Taun We: "Yes, your honor."
(Later, outside on landing platform)
Obi-Wan (on comlink): "Master Yoda, Master Windu."
Yoda: "Report, Master Obi-Wan. Find you did, what you sought?"
Obi-Wan: "Uh, yes. There are many things here, important things. Things that I was looking for, and that I found. Like you said."
Mace: "What are you talking about? Stop being vague."
Yoda: "Like a Padawan who did not study for The Trials, you seem."
Obi-Wan: "No, no! I studied! All night!"
Mace: "Oh, man. We be in big trouble now!"
Yoda: "Yes. Yes we are. Send the droids."

El Chuxter
05-31-2012, 08:35 PM
Jar Jar: Weesa be robbed and crunched.
Qui-Gon: Oooh, kinky!

Anakin: I think he's a "she," and a changeling.
Obi-Wan: Are we even try to stick with "plausible" anymore?

Anakin: Mom, you always tell me--
Shmi: Shut up, Anakin. Be right back--I have to take a dump.

Vader: You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away!
Leia: Go %^&* yourself.

Tusken Raider: Hey, Anakin, your mom was great last night! Wait, what are you doing? I was only kidding! We never laid a hand on her! Why the hell are you killing little kids? You #$%hole!! I'm calling the cops! I mean it. They're gonna be here any--URK!

Bel-Cam Jos
06-01-2012, 08:59 AM
ANH
[interior of Star Destroyer, over Tatooine]
Officer: "Hold your fire. There's no lifefo-"
Gunner [pressing trigger button]: "What was that?"

Luke: "Uncle Owen! This R2 unit has a bad motivator. Look!"
Owen: "Oh well. Buyer beware. You fix the red one."

ESB
Vader: "Join me, and we can rule the galaxy as father and son."
Luke: "Whatever gets me off this dangling ledge! Sure, help me up!"

ROJ
Yoda: "Luke... there is... anoth...er, Skywalk..."
Luke: "Anakin? Yeah, I know, you told me already. Some help you were."

TPM
Pod race official: "I'm sorry, son. You didn't come to qualifying. We haven't checked your pod for proper schematics. You aren't part of the racers' guild. You can't race today; maybe next Boota."

AOTC
Anakin: "Who hired you?"
Zam: "Boba's... dad..." [dies]
Obi-Wan: "Huh? Who?"
Anakin: "I doubt the Archives will help us much."
Obi-Wan: "I feel as if a million troops suddenly cheered. I fear something anticlimatic has happened."

ROTS
Anakin: "Is it possible to learn this power?"
Palpatine: "First, there is an old VHS, maybe a laser disc. Then there will be a DVD version, but it will omit some key parts. Wait a few years for the Blu-Ray, but it won't include the original release. Likely, another one will come out, just before a major holiday."
Anakin: "Uh..."

Bel-Cam Jos
02-14-2014, 08:36 AM
ANH
Leia: "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
Han: "You know, your words have been hurtful. My mom always said, if you don't have anything nice to say..."

ESB
Vader: "By any means necessary. No disintegrations."
Fett: "And when has there been any evidence of me disintegrating anything?"
Dengar: "How about the storyline's continuity?"

ROJ
Yoda: "When gone am I... the last of the Jedi... you shall be."
Luke: "That's unlikely. Over the whole galaxy, killing every single Jedi? I mean, I'm sure there will be Jedi popping up here and there, if the story needs a plot device. I don't believe that for a second."
Yoda: "Too old... for this poodoo... Am I getting..."

TPM
Queen Amidala: "It deserves our gratitude. What is its name?"
Panaka: "Uh, your majesty. I don't want to look at the equivalent of a droid's underwear to check. How 'bout I call him 'CU-L8R'?"

AOTC
Obi-Wan: "You look tired."
Anakin: "I don't sleep well anymore."
Obi-Wan: "That's a symptom of depression or repressed desires and tension. I suggest medication with warm blue milk. I mean, happy and energetic milk! "
Anakin: "NOW I am depressed."

ROTS
Grievous: "I have been trained in your Jedi arts by Count Dooku."
Obi-Wan: "Did he show you how to blend watercolors? Or make shading with cross hatch? May fave was double-exposure photography! "
Grievous: "No. I just drew Tippy the Turtle and won a prize."