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JediTricks
11-29-2002, 08:54 PM
I love candy so much...

... that I'd gladly sacrifice all my teeth to its glory.

... that I'd sell my right arm twice for it.

... that if it had a sister, I wouldn't even hit on her even if she was really hot.


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(ok, now you add one)

Darth Sidious
11-29-2002, 09:40 PM
...that I would respond to a thread such as this. :D

2-1B
11-29-2002, 09:56 PM
. . . that I would wed a roll of Bottlecaps if only allowed.

Lowly Bantha Cleaner
11-30-2002, 11:42 PM
. . . that I am surprised that I don't have diabetes yet.

. . . that you were the first kid in school to eat all his or her Halloween candy.

. . . that you named your son Heath or daughter Necco.

Seriously, candy consists of a large part of my diet, especially from the gummy variety. That is one of the reasons I think I had five cavaties from my last checkup. I consume soda and candy way too much. (I do brush thoroughly twice a day, though I realize that it is once in the morning and once in the evening, so for 9 hours of the day, the sugars sit on my teeth and wreak havoc on my enamel).

EricRG
12-01-2002, 12:59 AM
If only commerce were CHOCOLATE based and not MONEY based, the world would be a better place.

mmmmmmmmmmmm..........chocolate.

JediTricks
12-01-2002, 03:32 PM
... that I'd run over your elderly grandmother just so I could get sent to jail so I could get a free prison tattoo of a heart with the word "candy" inside. :D

... that I sat through Episode 1 eleven times just to enjoy the Raisinettes. ;)

2-1B
12-01-2002, 04:17 PM
. . . that I'm considering the launch of my new website, SirCaesar's Candy Guide.

master jedi
12-01-2002, 09:22 PM
Originally posted by JediTricks
... that if it had a sister, I wouldn't even hit on her even if she was really hot.

:sur:



....that if JT had a sister I wouldn't hit on her even if she was really hot.:)

...that i would get have superman beat me up to get me some.

Rogue II
12-02-2002, 08:30 AM
...that I would memorize every post from the "I don't believe" thread just to get a handful of Skittles.

JediTricks
12-02-2002, 11:46 PM
... that I can appreciate Homer Simpson selling his soul for a donut.

... that I'd eat the page in the dictionary that defined the word "candy".


MJ, I do have a sister, and candy isn't the reason you're not hitting on her. ;) :D

Exhaust Port
12-03-2002, 09:27 AM
....that I sweat sugar.

Lord Malakite
12-03-2002, 12:00 PM
Originally posted by Exhaust Port
....that I sweat sugar.

Now I'm going to be sick. Thanks for ruining another of life's pleasures. :D

James Boba Fettfield
12-03-2002, 01:44 PM
We sweat salt, yet you still enjoy it.

JediTricks
12-03-2002, 08:45 PM
I had no idea Malakite was so into sweat. :D

LTBasker
12-04-2002, 05:08 PM
...that the term Sugar Daddy and Sugar Momma have innocent meanings.

master jedi
12-04-2002, 09:35 PM
Originally posted by JediTricks
MJ, I do have a sister, and candy isn't the reason you're not hitting on her. ;) :D
Your right. It just that she looks too much like you. (kidding:D)

I love candy so much...
...that I'd hit on JTs sister even if she were ugly.(and i'm sure shes not ugly)

...heck I'd hit on JT for some candy and no, I am not a homosexual.

JediTricks
12-04-2002, 11:41 PM
... that I'd respond to this thread even though MJ is creeping me out! :D

InsaneJediGirl
12-06-2002, 09:37 PM
..That I'd put up my two little brothers for sale:D

EricRG
12-07-2002, 02:06 AM
...that I'd vote Republican for a lifetime supply of JellyBellys©

master jedi
12-09-2002, 07:05 PM
Originally posted by JediTricks
... that I'd respond to this thread even though MJ is creeping me out! :D
Sorry JT. But hey, it would be for candy.

Hey, my brother owes me some candy 'cause I bet him that I could freak out JT. And he lost! ;)



....that I'd force Lucas to remake episode 1 to be as good if not better that episode 2.

QLD
12-09-2002, 07:37 PM
The real question is.....

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

Exhaust Port
12-10-2002, 01:56 AM
I think the real question is....

What would Jesus do?.....



















....for a Klondike bar?

EricRG
12-10-2002, 11:33 AM
Jesus was way cool.

QLD
12-10-2002, 12:34 PM
Or, lately, the question has been What Would Jesus Drive?

Exhaust Port
12-10-2002, 07:37 PM
...a taxi. No really, I swear I saw this guy who looked like Jesus driving a taxi the other day. :)

JEDIpartner
12-12-2002, 09:53 AM
I hate candy... bleccccchhhh...! Except for Peanut Butter M&Ms.


Originally posted by master jedi
...heck I'd hit on JT for some candy and no, I am not a homosexual.

I hope you're not insinuating that homosexual men hit on anyone who is male, goodlooking or not! :eek: ;)

Jargo
12-18-2002, 03:24 PM
I love candy so much...........


That I'd eat the baby that just gummed the stuff and swallowed it down just to get it. :evil: Mwahahahahahaha!!!!!

I like homosexuals.




But i couldn't eat a whole one.......... :sur: oh. not good.....





*coff* You can stop staring now people. Nothing to see here, move along - move along. nothing here to see....

El Chuxter
12-18-2002, 03:38 PM
You've all heard the expression "Easy as taking candy from a baby." But have you ever considered how easy that really is?

Apologies to Zorak

JEDIpartner
12-20-2002, 07:45 PM
"I like potatoes..."

no apologies to Brak