View Full Version : The Crazy Star Wars Song Thread!

11-30-2002, 02:20 AM
OK, here it is in one blockbuster thread: your favorite hit songs adapted for Star Wars!

Please feel free to contribute, but be self-critical when editing your poetry!

Some lyrics are spelled phonetically to help them rhyme or maintain the way they sound when sung. We appreciate the contribution of this forum’s popular rock band Stanse for our electric guitar solos.

Our first song pays tribute to Metallica. Sung to the tune of Enter Sandman, we have:

“Anakin!” : - here we go: (music starts!)

Cut it off
Slice and dice
You can take everyone’s life
With a vibro –kniyee-ife

Freed a slave
Who won ‘da race
Big mistake
Now he’s in your face!

You won’t make it a-lyee-ive


Lost a hayn-yand!
Fell from Grace
And Obi-Wan messed up his face!

Now Mommy's Dead
Padme's in
Obi's out
that's what Darth is about
When you're Lord of the Niyee-ite

He’s too old
He’s lost control
Qui-Gon’s wrong
And Yoda’s riyee-ite!

Sleep with one eye open…
Jedi better put up a fiyee-ite!

Lost a hayn-yand!
Fell from Grace
And Obi-Wan messed up his face!


Stanse plays a guitar solo…

[cut in: a child’s voice]

Now I cut off heads and feet
from every Tusken that I meet.
If all they told me was a lie
Then all will pay with your lives!

[vocals again]

Hush little Annie
you've not heard
-not one part
of Yoda's word

it's just the way
your life sucks
if Dooku’s your dad,
you’re way out of Luh-yuck!

Lost a hand!
Fell from Grace
Obi-Wan messed up his face!


Led the Clones
Now tells Loo-yuke
That his Dahd-dee is back home!

11-30-2002, 03:10 AM
Sung to the tune of Aerosmith's Jaded

Chi chaaaaaa....

Hey... Ja Ja Jar Jar
You got your Gungan style
But you're Qui-Gon's child to me
Oh Jar Jar
The bongo's where it's at
But is that where it's 'sposed to be
an underwater Otah city
Ee-opie crap!

My my Gungan blue
Yeah I been thinkin' 'bout you
My my how so wude!
Yeah you, you're Jar Jar
And TPM fans hated you

Hey... Ja Ja Jar Jar
In the fan's misery
and your goofy scenes, you're not loved ... but hated
The critics bashed and the kids laughed
Ahmed, just what was George thinkin' of?
We'll slip into the Gungan sub
Monstairs waiting !

My my Gungan foo'
Yeah I been thinkin' 'bout you
My my Gungan foo'
Yeah you're so hungry
Sebulba ain't afraid a you

Tarpals is so complicated
he's had it all up to here
But it's so overrated
No again - banished
Hisen poonished
Meesa . . no . . . watchen ... yeah

Hey... Ja Ja Jar Jar
There ain't much time on screen
When George shootin' AOTC with . . . err
Your role's so small that it's just a blur
And different CG's what we prefer

11-30-2002, 03:22 AM
That was great Ceasar! And I could hear Steven Tyler singing that in my head, LOL!

Rogue II
11-30-2002, 08:32 AM
I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah

Long long time ago, in a galaxy far away

To the tune of Lou Reed's "Walk On The Wild Side"

Walk on the Dark Side

Ani came from Tatooine
Built the fastest pod racer you'd ever seen.
Got freed by a Jedi on the way
Obi-Wan's padawan he would be
Yoda said, hey kid, beware of the dark side,
Said, hey Ani, just beware of the dark side.

Padme came from out on Naboo,
In the Senate she was everybody's darling,
But she never lost her head
Even when the Opposition needed to be led
Yoda said, hey baby, beware of the dark side
He said, hey babe, beware of the dark side
And the clones go, doo doo doo, doo ...

Palpatine never once gave it away
Everybody had to pay and pay
A hustle here and a hustle there
Courscant is the place where they said:
Hey babe, take a walk on the Dark side
I Said hey Palpy, take a walk on the Dark side

Jango Fett came and hit the streets
Lookin' for bounties and a place to sleep
Went to Kamino
You should have seen them clone clone clone
They said, hey Jango, take a walk on the dark side
I said, hey Boba, take a walk on the dark side

Wessell tried speeding away
Thought she was James Dean for a day
Then I guess she had to crash
Obi-wan got her with just one slash
She said, hey Zam, take a walk on the dark side
I said, hey honey, take a walk on the dark side
And the clones say doo doo doo, doo ...

The 'Xir
11-30-2002, 11:37 AM
LOL!!! AWWW Christ! This is great!!!! :D
I just wish I had one to contribute!

11-30-2002, 11:49 AM
I used to have one called Leia going down on Yoda to the tune of Livin' La Vida Loca......but that would not be appropriate in these forums.

Rogue II
11-30-2002, 11:50 AM
I think I have a few more songs in me. We should get someone with musical talent to sing these and post the MP3s.

11-30-2002, 01:51 PM
My girlfriend says that some guys called Weird Al Yalkovitch sang a Star Wars song to the tune to American Pie. She thinks the mp3s are available online somewhere.

11-30-2002, 02:10 PM
Oh yeah. Weird Al is quite famous for parodying all kinds of popular songs starting with ones he did to burn Madonna, such as "Like A Surgeon" or Michael Jackon with, "Eat It." He got Aerosmith with "Living in the Fridge"..."Something smells in the fridge today, I dun-know what it is..." Ooops I digress. Well Weird Al is also a huge Star Wars fan, so naturally he's recorded a few Star Wars songs and they became big hits with him. As long as it's from a Galaxy Far, Far Away, it's welcome in this thread.

Which reminds me, this thread was prompted in, of all things, a Luminara action figure thread where a fellow forumite said he didn't want to see another resculpt for as long as he lived, and he also didn't want to hear that "My Name is Luca" song about an abused child and recorded by ??? (name of '80's pop artist).

It just came to me, and it's no surprise the song is about JarJar - a popular villain around here that prompts a lot of creative work to be dedicated to killing him... thus my song, sung to the tune of "My Name is Luca" :

"My Name is JarJar,

I live on the Senate Floor.

Sometimes when the vote won't pass,

up to me it falls the task.

So if you hear the Clones marching in the night,

and if you think everything is not all right,

You can blame me and then some more...

You can blame me and then some more!

My Name is JarJar,

and I am not all C-G-I.

I am what you call,


So if you hear the Clones marching in the night,

and you think everything is not alright,

You can blame me and then some more...

You can BLAME me and then some more!

They say that Palpatine will save us now,

Kill that frog and ya don't care how!

Keep on blaming JarJar and it can't be long...

Keep on BLAMING JarJar and it can't be long!

Yeah, keep on BLAMING JarJar - and it can't be long at all."

The Overlord Returns
11-30-2002, 02:17 PM
And that jedi Master I love the most,
He met up with Darth Maul
And now he's toast....

I'm still here, and he's a ghost,
so I guess I'll train this boy....

Singin, my my this here anakin guy
maybe vader someday later
now he's just a small fry

He left his home, and kissed his mommy goodbye
singin soon I'm going to be a jedi.....

Sure, I didn't create it...but someone up there asked about it...thought I'd give 'em a lil excerpt.

12-01-2002, 12:48 AM
This one could use some more work, but I'll post the 'rough draft.'

Sung to the tune of Black Sabbath's "Iron Man" we have:

"Obi-Wan" :

I am
Everything in my life
Went so wrong

I trained
with Qui-Gon Jinn
finding Gungans was
the way with him

Nobody knew him
Not that he did
Know what he was doing

He discovered
Then Darth Maul put
And end to him

I got stuck
With this kid
Nobody knew
It was bad bad news with him

I got to teach him
But he didn’t listen
He found a girl and away she went with him

I am
Now my wayward apprentice
Is long gone

He killed
And now the Jedi are
On the run

Nobody knew him
Quite like I did
I could have told them
What’s gonna happen

Now they’re dead and
I’m all alone.

12-01-2002, 01:58 PM
Wow, it's official: I'm not the SW Geek i once envisioned myself to be. Given time, i could pull a star wars song out of my can, but on the spot. No luck. Blast!! :D

12-01-2002, 02:59 PM
Lightsaber, Lightsaber

to the tune of Saturday Night Fever by the BeeGees

Luke He is a man
Who is in the Jedi Class
Knows Vader is his Dad
But it's his secret

And then Luke and Obi-Wan
Got Chewbacca and Han
They'd been to Alderaan
But it was in pieces

Now she's a good princess
Who's leading the fight
She seems to like Han Solo
Ben will teach Luke the Force
About his power and his might

Give him a lightsaber, lightsaber
Teach him how to us it
Give Luke that lightsaber, lightsaber
Ben knows how to show it

There he is....
Flying in his X-Wing so fast
He is why I'm standing in line
Luke saves the day
He's a Jedi-i-i-i-i-i-i

Lightsaber, Lightsaber
He knows how to use it
Give him that lightsaber, lightsaber
Ben knows Luke will show it

Lightsaber, Lightsaber
He knows how to use it.


I have this as an *.au file if anyone is interested in hearing it, just pm me. I've no idea who sings it as I downloaded it in either 1994 or 1995 and can hardly remember back that far. I can't believe I still have it in my files. But I'm glad I do...it's hilarious!

Rogue II
12-01-2002, 07:27 PM
To the tune of The Who's "Pinball Wizard"

That Old Wizard

Ever since I was a young boy,
I've worked my uncle's farm.
From Toshii down to Anchorhead
I thought I saw it all.
But I ain't seen nothing like him
In any cantina hall...
That old hermit is crazy
Sure but he sure has big balls!

He chased away the Tuskens
Lives on Tatooine
Out past the Dune Sea.
Always playing clean.
He uses his intuition,
Seems to know it all.
That old hermit is crazy
Sure but he sure has big balls!

He's a crazy old wizard
There has got to be a twist.
That old wizard
Will take your hand at the wrist.

'How do you think he does it? I don't know!
What makes him so good?'

He ain't got no distractions
Can't hear those buzzers and bells,
Don't see lights a flashin'
Says I will learn as well.
Faced-off with Vader
I cried when I saw him fall
That old hermit was crazy
Sure but he sure had big balls!

I thought I'd try
to learn this Force thing.
Since I just got
My father's lightsaber from him.

I'm buzzin' 'round the Death Star
Tryin' to do by my best.
His voice is in my head
And, well, you know the rest.
I fired my torpeedos
And they said the port was too small
That old hermit was crazy
Sure but he sure had big balls!