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Mandalorian Candidat
11-06-2001, 11:42 AM
There have been a lot of conjecture on what is going on in each scene from the recently released trailer. I offer a new perspective on one particular image.

I submit for your proposal, that the shot of the children 'hooked up' to machines are not simply clones, but are actually TELEMARKETERS! If you look at them closely, you will see that each has a headset and somekind of switchboard in front of them. That symbol on their shoulder is actually the corporate logo for CT&T (Coruscant Telephone and Telegraph).

Let's think about this rationally. What could be the potentially most menacing power in the universe? TELEMARKETERS!

The cloning of these fiends makes perfect sense in that in the SW universe there are a huge number of worlds. In order to sell vinyl siding, long-distance calling plans, and car rustproofing to trillions of Republic citizens you would need a countless amount of callers to reach all those potential consumers. By using the cloning technology the Sith could fill this huge void and annoy all those they purvey.

Man, who'd of thought G.Lu would have come up with the single most horrific image spawed from our day and put it in EP2?

xboywonder
11-06-2001, 12:51 PM
I knew it !!
Ep2 is without a doubt going to be much darker than "The Empire Strikes Back" !!! That scene alone proves it...

master jedi
11-06-2001, 04:03 PM
Mandalorian Candidat, was it you or somebody you know that actually took the time to think all that up?

Mandalorian Candidat
11-06-2001, 04:12 PM
master jedi, you dare to scoff at my idea?! Since turning to the dark side I can see why you'd want to raise doubt about this disturbing turn of events. Have I discovered the Sith's plan to raise intergalactic hell and you, just trying to downplay everything? Just trying to lull us into a false sense of security?

I think not my dark friend! I've discovered the evil plan of the Sith, and I swear I'll tell everybody!

BWAHAHAHAHAH!!

:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

Co Jo-Da
11-06-2001, 08:10 PM
Originally posted by Mandalorian Candidat
master jedi, you dare to scoff at my idea?! Since turning to the dark side I can see why you'd want to raise doubt about this disturbing turn of events. Have I discovered the Sith's plan to raise intergalactic hell and you, just trying to downplay everything? Just trying to lull us into a false sense of security?

I think not my dark friend! I've discovered the evil plan of the Sith, and I swear I'll tell everybody!

BWAHAHAHAHAH!!

:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

Oh, due tell...LOL

bigbarada
11-06-2001, 08:12 PM
You do realize what must be done if you give away too many of the Sith secrets?

....


Oh you don't? Well, dang it, I was hoping you could tell me.

master jedi
11-06-2001, 10:06 PM
Originally posted by Mandalorian Candidat
master jedi, you dare to scoff at my idea?! Since turning to the dark side I can see why you'd want to raise doubt about this disturbing turn of events. Have I discovered the Sith's plan to raise intergalactic hell and you, just trying to downplay everything? Just trying to lull us into a false sense of security?

I think not my dark friend! I've discovered the evil plan of the Sith, and I swear I'll tell everybody!

BWAHAHAHAHAH!!

:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)


How did you know? Tell me......

JediTricks
11-07-2001, 09:17 AM
Wow Candidat, you've pulled the big secret out of the air! I hear these clones are also going to be buying bulk email lists and sending out quadrillions of SPAMs every minute! :D

Co Jo-Da
11-08-2001, 01:41 AM
We're ready to take you orders...CALL NOW...

http://www.theforce.net/episode2/newspics/teaser/aotc_34.jpg

JediTricks
11-08-2001, 03:51 AM
"Operators are standing by!"

Lord Malakite
11-09-2001, 04:04 PM
"Good day sir. Are you always tired? Does it seem like you are overworked and underappreciated? Well, do we have a deal for you. How would you like to own your own army of clones? Just add water and they'll slice, they'll dice, and you better believe they're spliced. Just 2000 easy payments of $59.95 and this army can be yours. And that's not all, if you act now you'll recieve the super shammy and we'll double the size of your army from a 5 gallon bucket to a 10 gallon bucket."

Mandalorian Candidat
11-12-2001, 10:24 AM
"Just set it and forget it."

Co Jo-Da
11-12-2001, 10:43 AM
"CALL NOW AND WE'LL THROW IN IS SET OF BEAUTIFUL KNIVES...YES YOU CAN SLICE'M AND DICE'M AND oh sorry, lost my head there:D

Tycho
11-14-2001, 09:53 AM
Whoever told you they work for CT&T (Coruscant Telephone and Telegraph) got it all wrong. That company's outdated.

They work for Sith PCS.

"Is your comm bill stabbing you through the heart?"

"We'll cut it in half!"

"Call now and switch over to Sith PCS"

"If you hear static now, we'll wipe it out. All of it."

"Call now and you'll receive this Sith Infiltrator free. It's completely wireless, gives you a caller I.D. cloaking device, includes call tracing all the way to Tatooine, and if you sign up with us for eternity, there's no disembodiment fee."

Mandalorian Candidat
11-14-2001, 10:00 AM
LOL, Tycho! Good one.

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D