View Full Version : Lines That Were Cut from the Movie (E4:AHN)
01-05-2003, 02:05 PM
I couldn't find a previous thread, and it's been great in the AOTC movie section, so ta dah!
ON THE DEATH STAR
Leia: "Tarkin. I thought I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board."
Tarkin: "What? I was going to free you, but since you were so mean to me, I'm going to blow up your homeworld!"
ON TATOOINE, CHALMAN'S CANTINA
Han: "I'm Han Solo, captain of the Millenium Falcon."
Luke: "I'm sorry; the Millenium what?"
Luke: "Don't you mean 'faal-cun'?"
Han: "Hey, it's my ship. I can pronounce it anyway I want to!"
Luke: "Now he's using a preposition at the end of a sentence! Ben, we don't have to sit here for this!"
Han: "This is why I hang out with Wookiees..."
01-05-2003, 03:10 PM
Cantina, Mos Eisley
Greedo: Echo wana mak.
Han: I was just going to see your boss, to tell him I've got his money.
Greedo: Goowan boon.
Han: Look Greedo, take off that stupid ruber mask, I can't understand a word your saying.
Bens' old home
Ben: I was once a Jedi Knight the same as your father. Only he had a higher midi-chlorine count and, most of the council thought he was the "choosen one".
Luke: The choosen one?
Ben: The choosen one is supposed to bring balance to the force.
Luke: The force?
Ben: The force is what gives a Jedi his strength.
01-05-2003, 05:01 PM
Aboard the Falcon while escaping the Death Star
Leia: They let us escape, they must be tracking us
Han: Tracking us? Not this ship, sister
Leia: I thought I was Luke's sister.
Han: Oh yeah
Luke: Awww, does that mean we can't make out anymore?
01-05-2003, 06:49 PM
Owen: I don't think he exists anymore, he died about the same time as your father.
Luke: He knew my father!
Owen: Who said that? I said they died about the same time. How do you get "they knew each other" from that? What are you an idiot. Do you think your father knew everyone who died back then?:rolleyes:
01-06-2003, 07:55 AM
Why Uncle Owen didn't want Luke to meet Ben and learn the ways of the force
Uncle Owen: Luke, have those droids ready by tomorrow.
Luke: Awwww, I was going to Toshee Station to pick up some power converters
Owen: You can play with your friends later
Luke: (waves his hand)I am going to Toshee Station to pick up some power converters.
Owen: Go to Toshee Station, these aren't the droids you're looking for. Move along.
01-06-2003, 03:27 PM
Leia: Governor Tarkin. I thought I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board.
Tarkin: What? I forget to put on deodorant one time, just one measly time, and the prisoners start making cracks about my foul stench. [sniffs armpits] Why didn't someone tell me so I could take a shower before we interrogated the prisoner?
Vader: Hey, you've heard me trying not to breathe it in too deeply. Take a hint, buddy!
01-09-2003, 07:41 PM
Second choice for first line in Star Wars:
Threepio: "Did you hear that?"
Original first choice for first line in Star Wars:
Threepio: "I have a bad feeling about this."
Luke returns to his home, seeing smoke rising:
Luke: "I have a bad feeling about this."
Luke looks up as Tusken Raider raises his gaffi stick:
Luke: "I have a bad feeling about this."
Wuher realizes Evazan is causing trouble:
Wuher: "I have a bad feeling about this."
Second-choice for subtitle of Star Wars:
Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
Original first choice for subtitle of Star Wars:
Star Wars Episode IV: I Have a Bad Feeling About This.
01-13-2003, 01:42 PM
After blowing up the Death Star.
Luke: I'm glad we won't have to do that again.
01-13-2003, 06:12 PM
Obi-Wan - "Luke, use the..."
Luke - "...the schwartz?!?"
Obi-Wan - "No, the Force."
01-14-2003, 01:28 PM
luke: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!.... hmm, i wonder why i didn't really care when my aunt and uncle who raised me were fried to death, but when this old guy i've known for about a week disappears, i'm really upset... weird...
02-08-2003, 07:07 PM
ON YAVIN 4
Pilot: "Excuse me, sir. But what good are snubfighters against a space station?"
Dodonna: "Hmm... you're right. I hadn't thought of that. My give up."
ON DEATH STAR, IN DISCUSSION ROOM (that scene where Vader's hands move but he doesn't speak)
Vader: "I learned about this new Sith power."
Tarkin: "Really? What is it?"
Vader: "Pull my finger."
02-24-2003, 07:48 PM
ON TATOOINE, OUTSIDE CHALMUN'S CANTINA
Sandtrooper 1(knocking on door): "This one's locked. Let's try the next one."
Sandtrooper 2: "Uh, wouldn't a locked door mean someone's behind it?"
Sandtrooper 1: "No, no one can get in a locked door."
Sandtrooper 2: "But can't they lock it once they enter?"
Threepio: "Oh just leave already!"
Sandtrooper 1: "Sure thing!"
ON DEATH STAR, CONTROL ROOM
Stormtrooper 1: "What's that sound?" (opens door, sees the droids)
Threepio: "They're madmen!"
Stormtrooper 1: "Who?"
Threepio: "The prisoners. If you hurry, you might catch them."
Stormtrooper 1: "Wait, you aren't Imperial droids."
Threepio: "Uh, I'd like to take my counterpart to maintenance."
Stormtrooper 1: "Then tell me where it is."
Threepio: "Down the hall, to the right?"
Stormtrooper 1: "Lucky guess!"
Stormtrooper 2: "Look sir, droids!"
Stormtrooper 1: "Duh!"
05-09-2003, 07:27 PM
Behind the scenes planning room for the 1970s films:
LUCAS: "I'm stuck. Should we have the Old Republic or the Rebellion beat the new Empire sometime?"
WORKER 1: "Why don't we leave it a tie?"
WORKER 2: "A tie? That's like kissing your sister!"
LUCAS: "What? What did you say?"
WORKER 2: "A tie is like kissing your sister. You know, like the cliche'?"
LUCAS: "Great idea!"
WORKER 1: "Oh no! What have we done?!?"
10-23-2003, 03:18 AM
GRAND MOFF TARKIN: Enough! This pointless bickering is pointless! ...er, wait, that didn't sound quite right. "This pointless bickering will point us nowhere", no, that's not it; "point this bickering somewhere else", nope, nuh uh; "this bickering points to only one thing: invasion!" hmm, familiar... um, where was I?
12-24-2003, 11:00 AM
ON TATOOINE, IN DESERT
Threepio: "You're going that way? It's much too rocky."
Threepio: "What do you mean on sand we should be sinking?"
Threepio: "I guess you're right. We should go toward the rocks."
Threepio: "Your legs are not itching as much as mine!"
01-24-2004, 10:09 AM
IN MILLENIUM FALCON
Luke: "Look, it's heading for that small moon."
Ben: "That's no moon."
Luke: "Snow Moon? Is the Force telling you that it's made of ice? Wow, you're relaly powerful, Ben."
Ben: "No, I said 'that's NO moon.'"
Luke: "Oh, I see. It's not cold enough to form ice; it's still just flakes and powder. Gotcha."
Ben: "No, Luke. It's not a moon at all."
Luke: "Eww! Gross! It's Snotta Moon? That's sounds like it's made of Hutt slime. Icky!"
Ben: "Perhaps I misjudged you, Luke." (Touches Chewbacca's shoulder) Maybe it was YOU who has Force potential, instead."
Han: "Uh, kid. Why don't you check out the escape pods for me?"
Ben: "Here we go again..."
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