Lines That Were Cut from the Movie (E6:ROJ)

[Bel-Cam Jos]

I couldn't find (after three tries)a previous thread, and it's been great in the AOTC movie section, so ta dah!

ON TATOOINE, JABBA'S PALACE
Luke's voice: "I bring you a gift. These two droids. Both are hardworking, and will serve you well."
Jabba: "(In Huttese) Ooh goody! Droids! I bet they can solve my riddles three!"
Bib Fortuna: "Here we go again!"

ON ENDOR, NEAR SHIELD BUNKER
Han: "Then we'll do it real quiet like."
Leia: "Like stepping on a twig while sneaking in?"
Han: "Yeah! I mean, hey! I would NEVER do that. It's me!"

[sith_killer_99]

Dagobah, Yodas' home

Luke: Is Darth Vader my father?

Yoda: Your father, he is.

Luke: My father is what?

Yoda: Your father he is, not what.

Luke: What?

Yoda: What, not. Your father he is.

Luke: He is what not?

Yoda: No, Vader, your father is Vader.

Luke: Are you trying to tell me that Vader is my father.

Yoda::rolleyes: This boy is our last hope.

Spirit of Obi-Wan: He is smarter than he acts.

Luke: Obi-Wan!

[Pendo]

Luke - Leia's my sister!

Obi-Wan - Your insides serve you well...

Luke - Oh my God! Leai's my sister! I've kissed my own sister!!!!!!!

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Luke - The force is strong in my family. My father has it, I have it, and my sister has it. Yes, it's you Leia.

Leia - I know! Some how I've always known.

Luke - The WHY THE HELL did you kiss me!!!

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Han - You love him, don't you?

Leia - Yes.

Han - Well when he gets back, I won't get in the way!

Leia - No, it's not like that at all. He's my brother.

Han - YOUR BROTHER! You've KISSED your own brother!!!???

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George Lucas - I have an idea, why not make Leia Luke's sister?

Lawrence Kasdan - What? But they've kissed in the last movie!

George Lucas - What? You've never kissed your sister like that...

:crazed:

PENDO!

[Rogue II]

During the Endor Celebration:

Anakin's, Ben's, and Yoda's Spirits appear to Luke...

Luke: What was that blue electricity stuff Palpy zapped me with?

Yoda: Hmmmm, discovered force lightning, you have.

Luke: Why didn't you tell me about it before?

Yoda: Slipped my mind.

Luke: But...

Yoda: When 900 years you be, remember much you will not.
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On the Skiff going to the Sarlaac:

Han: So what else did I miss?

Luke: Well, Leia was in this tiny metal bikini

Barada: Yeah, she was pretty hot

Weequay: I'm not usually attracted to humans either, but, hubba-hubba.

[Bel-Cam Jos]

ON HOME ONE, MON CAL STARSHIP
Ackbar: "General Madine."
Madine: "I, well, uh, um I... I forgot my notes."
Ackbar: "That's okay, Private Madine."

ON ENDOR, OUTSIDE SHIELD BUNKER
AT-ST Driver: "It's over, commander. They're fleeing into the forest."
Officer: "But I'm a corporal, and the driver had green eyes."
Han: "Uh, give us a few minutes to lock it down?"
Officer: "Nice try."
Han: "Candy gram?"
Officer: "Okay then! Open the doors!"

[TheDarthVader]

Lando has aquired Sebulba's massues in a game of chance.

Massue1: How does that feel Lando?
Lando: Great!
Massue2: And how does my massage feel?
Lando: Nice...but...HIGHER!! JUST A LITTLE HIGHER!!!

[Bel-Cam Jos]

ON HOME ONE
Ackbar: "Our ships will form a perimeter around... is someone using a laser pointer to put a dot on my forehead?!?"
Eleven Nunb: "Hee hee!"

ON TATOOINE, JABBA'S PALACE
Threepio: "The message! Play the message, Artoo!"
(R2 begins hologram)
Voice: "Good day spacebaseball fans! A beautiful day for a game, not a vapor cloud in sight!"
Threepio: "Artoo! You're playing the wrong message! Master Luke could get in quite a lot of trouble if people knew he was recording spacebaseball games without expressed typed consent of Major Galactic League Spacebaseball."
Jabba: "Ah! Another mobster! Give 'Master Luke' whatever he wants!"
Han (in carbonite): "Mmmph mpphh! (Whoo hoo!)"

[Bel-Cam Jos]

ON DAGOBAH
Luke: "Master Yoda. Is Darth Vader my father?"
Yoda: "Do you want him to be?"
Luke: "No! Of course not!"
Yoda: "Very well. Not your father is he."
Luke: "Whew!"
Yoda: "But Chewbacca is."
Luke: "D'oh!"

ON ENDOR
Luke: "Threepio, can you understand what they're saying?"
Threepio: "It sounds like, 'get... off... my... foot...' plus some other word that's quite rude."

[Kidhuman]

From the scene on Endor b4 Vader takes Luke to the Emperor:

Luke: I will not fight you father

Vader: Damn straight, I'll whip your arse for raising a hand to me.

[Bel-Cam Jos]

LEAVING TATOOINE
Han: "Thanks, Luke. For coming back for me. Now I owe you one."
Leia: "No. You're still one up on him."
Han: "Huh?"
Leia: "You saved Luke at the Death Star, and on Hoth. He saved you now. So he still owes you one."
Luke: "That's right. One plus one minus one is done."
Han: "I thought it was one plus two minus one plus one."
Leia: "But even so, it'd be two plus one less one and one."
Han: "Okay, but... wait!" (takes out blaster, shoots comlink) "Boring conversation anyway."

[sith_killer_99]

Luke: The force is strong in my family. I have it, my father has it and my sister has it. You Leia, your my sister.

Leia: I know, somehow, I've always known.

......long akward pause....

Luke: Umm, then...uh...well, I mean, if you've always known then how come you kissed me like that?

[sith_killer_99]

Vader: Luke, remember when we fought on Bespin?

Luke: Yes.

Vader: Well, I wasn't sure if you would ever join me so I decided to take actions into my own hands so to speak.

Luke: What did you do?!?!

Vader: Our Technicians recovered your hand and we had you Cloned!

Luke: What? How?

Vader: It's actually old technology, but we don't really need to get into all of that. He is exactly like you in every detail, with one exception. He is 1/3rd your size!

Luke: I will call him MiniMe.

Vader: You mean MiniLuke, MiniMe is trademarked.

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[tagmac]

Luke: "Your overconfidence is your weakness."
Emperor: "Your faith in your friends is yours!"
Luke: "Is not."
Emperor: "Is too."
Luke: "Is NOT!"
Emperor: "Is TOO!"
Luke: "Is-not-not-not-not......"
Emperor: "Is two-times-ten!"

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Leia: "We have...powerful friends...you're gonna regret this!"
Jabba: "I'm sure."
Leia: "EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW!!! FROG BREATH!!!

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Han: "It's great to be able to see again. What did I miss?"
Ross from Friends shows up: "You missed it! Princess Leia was wearing a...gold bikini....it was cool."

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Threepio: "The scouts will show us the quickest way to the shield generator."
Han: "Good, how far is it? Ask them!"
Threepio: "Chuuta gr-"
Han: "Get us some fresh supplies, too"
Threepio: "Chi-yootah g-"
Han: "Try and get our weapons back"
Threepio: "Oona freeta-"
Han: "Hurry up, will ya, I haven't go all day!"

.....wait....that was in the movie.... :rolleyes: