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01-26-2003, 12:29 AM
I felt a bit creative this evening and decided to start a thread where you can post Star Wars Haiku's-- For those of you who do not know the standard Haiku format this is it- 3 lines, first line is 5 syllables, second line is 7 syllables, and the 3rd and final line is 5 syllables.

Heres mine--

A Hidden Message
The Key to all Victory
Secretly Hidden

Lord Malakite
01-26-2003, 01:15 AM
Good man turns evil
Son must save him at all costs
Confront him he must

01-26-2003, 10:43 AM
Vader's evil deeds
Pale in comparison to
His bad pick-up lines

01-26-2003, 10:48 AM
I hope E.P.3
Will have better acting than
The other two preqs


01-26-2003, 05:40 PM
I thought we had a haiku thread, but I can't seem to locate it. Here's a rehash of some of my older haikus from the old forums though:

Darth Maul disappoints
Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
did not cut it. HA!

Jar Jar made us sick
Annoying antics so lame
Why in the next film?

Messed up Star Wars for some
Lucas should edit

Ewan had few lines
But certainly kicked butt
Oh, he'll be back

my wallet, empty
Fambaa, seventy-five bucks
Hasbro took my cash
(I call that one "Ballad of the collector")

(this next one is called "Karma catches Sebulba")
frog hits Sebulba
Sebulba hits poor Jar Jar
podracer hits dirt

"Much too old, is he.
Much fear, I sense in the boy.
Train him, you must not."
(that one was called "A jerk, Yoda is")

The eopie farts
The public is not amused
Star Wars suffers on


"As dawn breaks", a 3-part haiku by JediTricks....

As dawn breaks,
prepare the fight of your life is soon
Look! The doors open

Run, run for your prize
do not fall behind the pack
Toys R Us - the race

Nothing new today
"When will you have new figures?"
"Come back tomorrow"


The Sith, cold and cruel
Evil lurks the galaxy
Yet merely warms the pegs

COMMtech chips not great
a failure for all to buy
raising prices high

Jar Jar toys don't sell
folks disliked this character
and now he's coming back

Hasbro is quite large
they buy some good companies
then mismanage them

The heart of Star Wars?
R2-D2, astromech
hero for us all

haikus can be fun
seven syllables is not hard
but meter can be tough__ ;)

Jawas and ewoks
similar in size and deeds
just different music

Just one more question...
Who wears Darth Maul underwear?
We all know it's you

A crazy old man
once a powerful Jedi
catalyst for change

Naboo's young ruler
a Queen who's not what she seems
yet stronger than some thought

Ancient tradition
Wookiees gather and give thanks
don't let Carrie sing!

(This one's called "Just one calorie...")
Darth Maul, Sith dark lord
the diet coke of evil
not evil enough

The empire's slaves
Wookiees do not grow on trees
oh wait, yes they do

Han's ship, the Falcon,
hamburger and an olive,
oh, the shame of truth

Death Star's main weakness
but the shaft is shielded
proton torpedo

Star Wars halloween
Jar Jar costumes didn't sell
everyone's Darth Maul

(This next one's called "Boy, ESB sure is depressing")
Lando sells them out
Vader changes the deal
Luke loses his hand

Jar Jar slips in poo,
Where's the dignity in that?
In George's wallet.

Twin pod cloud car shoots
Lando betrays, Vader traps
Han Solo on ice

Obi-Wan a hermit,
wizard, crazy old fossil.
Tell that to Ponda!

One similar thing
three classics have in common
Han feels up Leia

Hasbro's phone number?
It's one-eight-hundred fart-bog
Very apropos

Jar Jar sucks clamshell,
says to Qui-Gon, "Hey! Hep me!"
Scene went in the trash.

01-26-2003, 07:03 PM
Star Wars toys were good
then Randy got hands on them
now they're mostly lame