View Full Version : Fun nicknames for bad figures.

mylow thehutt
02-12-2003, 02:20 PM
:) Ok I love some of the nicknames we come up with for bad figures, so If you got some funny nicknames then by all means post them i love to hear them all.:D

El Chuxter
02-12-2003, 02:24 PM
There was a thread on the old forums (may they rest in peace :cry: ) about this. Here's a couple from memory:

Monkey Face Leia (Leia #1)
Roid Rage Han Solo (Han #1)
Luke Skywalker: Dumb Jock (Luke #1)
Clone Han Solo (Dash Rendar)
Lyle Lovett in Han Solo Disguise (Han from the Jabba's Palace Diorama)
Mace Windu: Kidney Stone Passage (Mace Windu: Geonosis Rescue)

02-12-2003, 02:29 PM
Mace with a Hernia (Like Man with a Hernia - Geonosis Rescue Mace)
Jango Fettwood (Deluxe Jango with huge pack)
Muscle Spasm Luke (Bespin)
Muscle Spasm Vader (Bespin)
Lazy-eye Yoda (Saga Yoda #1)

The Overlord Returns
02-12-2003, 03:38 PM
Mace Windu: Total Prolapse
Anakin Skywalker: Outland Pegwarmer Disguise
Obi Wan kenobi: Art of self Love (acklay battle)


02-13-2003, 10:59 AM
Originally posted by The Overlord Returns
Mace Windu: Total Prolapse
Anakin Skywalker: Outland Pegwarmer Disguise
Obi Wan kenobi: Art of self Love (acklay battle)

I'm sorry but I just felt off my chair laughing when I read about poor Obi Wan.

Super "I can't stand" BattleDroid

Lazy Arms Jango Pilot

02-13-2003, 11:05 AM
What about:

Admiral (Ryan Stiles from Drew Carey Show) Motti.
Disco Lando Calrissian (POTF2)

02-13-2003, 11:14 AM
Forget Monkey Man Leia - Man In A Dress Leia.

The Overlord Returns
02-13-2003, 11:27 AM
Anakin Skywalker: Taco Bell Visit (swoop bike)
Chewbacca: Stinky pits on the falcon (dejarik champ)
Shmi Skywalker: I die in the next movie

02-13-2003, 12:09 PM
Originally posted by The Overlord Returns

Obi Wan kenobi: Art of self Love (acklay battle)


Good one! The first Dooku does the same thing!

02-13-2003, 01:06 PM
Here's a few I have...

Bathroom Visit Anakin (Deluxe flipping figure)
Disco Lando (POTF2 Lando)
Hula Dancing Chewbacca (Dejarik Champion)
Tai-Chi Princess Leia (Trash Compactor Leia w/ nothing in her hands)
Buttface (Ponda Baba)
James Brown Singin Mace Windu (Geonosis Rescue)
Larry the Hutt (POTF2 Special Edition, it doesn't look at like Jabba)
R5-D4 w/ City Destroying Action

02-13-2003, 04:48 PM
what about Jek "I look like KG from Tenacious D" Porkins?

02-13-2003, 06:16 PM
The infamous "I just stepped in dog-poo (http://www.sirstevesguide.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=76078) " Clone Trooper.

Master ToNone
02-13-2003, 06:31 PM
Originally posted by Emperors_Hand_2211 :
Mace Windu: Lolipop impalement

Lauged out loud at Self love Obi-wan

From the Saga line:
Zam Wessel (on her knees)
Ki-Adi Mundi (It's deja vu all over again)
Nitko Jedi (cutting room floor)
Kit Fisto (Aayla' Man)
MRI Darth Vader - Emperor's wrath.

02-14-2003, 12:22 AM
See-my-parts-pio: EP1 C-3PO
Big Foot: 1st Chewie
He-man: 1st Luke
Mini-obi (like Mini Me): Obi-wan Coruscant Chase
Diaper-wearing Leia: POTJ Leia General
Contortionist: POTJ Sebulba

02-15-2003, 12:25 AM
Anakin Saw Yoda Nude Skywalker ( deluxe Sliceing Anakin) or Anakin WHERE HERE TO * claps* PUMP YOU UP! ( i got that from Nub Nub that was funny)

Mace Windu ( Constapation Rescue) or Mace Windu ( Runing From Yoda in dress rescue)

Obi Spred em Kenobi ( Corasunt Chase)

Anakin Picture Day Skywalker ( anakin with swoop)

Crappy Yoda ( High Conceil)

02-15-2003, 08:41 AM
Chocobi Wan ( Potj )

El Chuxter
02-15-2003, 02:52 PM
Originally posted by badtaste
Chocobi Wan ( Potj )

I've also heard this one commonly called Choco-Shell Obi-Wan, but it reminds me of one of the greatest nicknames of all time:

Snobi-Wan Kenobi

02-16-2003, 08:25 AM
Anakin Skywalker - Outland Pegwarmer Disguise
Senator Pawed-me (ripped shirt, Geonosis battle)
Yoda - with Force Action Proctologist Visit (Saga Yoda)

02-19-2003, 12:03 PM
Cyborg Jango Fett - Deluxe Jango Fett.
He has that enormous jet pack that replaces his spinal column and most of his internal organs.

02-19-2003, 01:46 PM
We've got a new one,
Padme in wedding dress with brocoli

02-19-2003, 02:16 PM

"Gettin' some action downstairs" Chewbacca = Chewbacca Dejarik Champ (standing).


"Money Shot" Chewbacca = Hoth Chewbacca.

Looks like Chewie's all sexed up.

02-19-2003, 02:17 PM
P.S. Hoth Chewbacca has also been dubbed "Post *** Porn Chewbacca."

Darth Cruel
02-19-2003, 04:53 PM
Wow...I don't remember most of these. And a lot of them don't sound very good.

I like the ones that not only have catchy rings to them, but also fit the figure.

Like Snobi-Wan Kenobi. Man I almost thought he wasn't going to be mentioned. There are only a few that are truly worthy of becoming an official unofficial tag.

I know there were a few more, though. I am going to look for them.

02-19-2003, 06:14 PM
Hands Across America Darth Maul. (POTJ break apart Maul)
Do the Hustle Mace (Mace Deluxe)
D*** Thr*** Padme (Padme droid factory)
I'm Crushing Your Head Vader (Commtech Vader)

02-20-2003, 08:42 AM
Red Card Chewie looks like Teen Wolf

02-21-2003, 08:59 PM
Dress-up Jango (deluxe Jango)
Dress-up Clone trooper (deluxe Clone trooper)
Luke: Kiss fan (POTF2 jedi Luke)
Jello mold Obi-Wan (POTF2 sprite of Obi-Wan)
Pin head Han (SW Han Solo)
He-Man series (most figures from '95 to about '97)
Man-has-not-the-words-to-descirbe-how-ugly-she-is or Dog's butt Leia (POTF2 Leia)
"This R2 unit is a missile launcher!" (POTF2 R5-D4)
Slice and Dice (E1 deluxe Obi-wan and Qui-Gon)
Mad Max Chewie (Shadows Chewie)
Darth Waffle ('95 Vader)

02-23-2003, 10:23 AM
Dog-Face Leia
He-Man Luke
Colt 45 Lando
Ellen Degenerus Luke (12 inch ceremonial)
Gorilla Chewie
Brain-hemmorage Mace

That's all that come to mind right now.

02-23-2003, 10:26 AM
How could I forget Spoodgebacca.

02-23-2003, 08:27 PM
My wife calls Boba Fett Pit of Carkoon orange slushie Boaba Fett