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scruffziller
04-03-2003, 09:01 AM
GO HAWKEYES!!!!!

Vortex
04-03-2003, 09:29 AM
No, man, you got it all wrong. You need to go north a state. Ford is just confused.

Go Gophers!!!!

Patient Zero
04-03-2003, 09:45 AM
Those gophers are nothing compared to the Vicious Hedgehogs!

Sentinel18725
04-03-2003, 09:46 AM
Ahhhh...When I was at the Best school...Illinois.....we had a shirt that said "Friends don't let friends go to Iowa!".

Did I ever tell you that I met this guy once at the Ritz Carlton in St. Louis?

Vortex
04-03-2003, 10:27 AM
Originally posted by The Ghost of Jonna
Those gophers are nothing compared to the Vicious Hedgehogs!

Really??? Can a Hedgehog really beat the tar outta a pocket gopher?

JEDIpartner
04-03-2003, 10:53 AM
...and then there's that Calista Flockhart stick-rodent that he's been seen with. :mad:

Patient Zero
04-03-2003, 11:11 AM
Originally posted by tjovonovich
Really??? Can a Hedgehog really beat the tar outta a pocket gopher?

Pocket gopher!?!


Must resist! Must not comment! Will get banned. Must.....must .....must.....Run away!

Vortex
04-03-2003, 11:23 AM
Heh, heh, heh...good old pocket gophers are always good for a laugh.

But Goldy Gopher looks more like a ground squirl or chipmunk on steriods.

Exhaust Port
04-03-2003, 11:32 AM
IOWA's a state? I thought they made radios?

JEDIpartner
04-03-2003, 12:31 PM
Either that or one of those flying whale things the Kaminoans rode!

scruffziller
04-03-2003, 01:14 PM
Originally posted by Exhaust Port
IOWA's a state? I thought they made radios?

Yea super subspace radios!!! Han Solo knows where to get the good stuff. He is wearing the promotional T-Shirt he got with his contract.:p

QLD
04-03-2003, 02:11 PM
Scruffy.....

If you look on the back.....

The rest of the shirt says SUCKS.

:crazed:

......In my pants!

Vortex
04-03-2003, 02:15 PM
Originally posted by Lando In My Pants

......In my pants!


A ground squirl? A pocket gopher? The state of Iowa?

QLD
04-03-2003, 02:18 PM
take your pick ;)

Everything is

..........In My Pants!!!!

(shhh....it's my new gimmick until I get bored with it in a few days)

scruffziller
04-03-2003, 02:23 PM
Where did u say the "SUCKS" was??????:rolleyes:

QLD
04-03-2003, 02:27 PM
I said it was on the back, silly!

Got a picture of that?

Vortex
04-03-2003, 02:29 PM
might be tucked into his pants...but I won't steal limp's thunder....

*drum roll*

Deoxyribonucleic
04-03-2003, 06:09 PM
Originally posted by JEDIpartnr
...and then there's that Calista Flockhart stick-rodent that he's been seen with. :mad:

Ugh!

I want to punch her OUT!

Kidhuman
04-03-2003, 06:55 PM
The only reason why he has that shirt on is because he fell down and ripped his other shirt. He then went to the salvation army and that is all they had in his size.

plasticfetish
04-03-2003, 07:42 PM
Originally posted by Deoxyribonucleic
Ugh!
I want to punch her OUT!
I'd pay money to see that.


Originally posted by LIMP
The rest of the shirt says SUCKS.
Everyone knows that with twister season coming, Iowa BLOWS anyway. (In your ... )

...

(Don't take any guff from these people scruffziller ... besides, come sweet corn season I might even turn up in your state.)

scruffziller
04-04-2003, 08:34 AM
Originally posted by tjovonovich
might be tucked into his pants...but I won't steal limp's thunder....

*drum roll*

Actually I already did because that was the punchline to my response.:D

JEDIpartner
04-04-2003, 09:25 AM
Originally posted by Deoxyribonucleic
Ugh!

I want to punch her OUT!

She's so thin that a direct hit would STILL register as a near miss!!! :crazed:

QLD
04-04-2003, 09:31 AM
Originally posted by JEDIpartnr
She's so thin that a direct hit would STILL register as a near miss!!! :crazed:

Oh man.....that was funny!!!

:D

Callista can manipulate our world like The Matrix!! :eek:

I always knew she was EVIL!

.......In My Pants!!!

JEDIpartner
04-04-2003, 10:04 AM
Glad you liked it...

...and I will labour under the belief that she CAN manipulate the world like the Matrix. How else would you explain her career or snagging ol' Harry Ford?!!! :frus:

InsaneJediGirl
04-04-2003, 07:23 PM
and I will labour under the belief that she CAN manipulate the world like the Matrix. How else would you explain her career or snagging ol' Harry Ford?!!!


I think so too JP.Lets assume the relationship lasts,once old Harry dies,watch her chase after his money.All she wants is the fame attached to being his girlfriend I think.A good breeze will knock her over;)

2-1B
04-05-2003, 01:01 AM
Calista Flockhart is Anna Nicole Smith's alter-ego.

Deoxyribonucleic
04-05-2003, 01:13 AM
Originally posted by Caesar
Calista Flockhart is Anna Nicole Smith's alter-ego.

Yup, she tucks nicely in Anna Nicole's bra strap for quick use in ANY situation needed :D

2-1B
04-18-2008, 11:54 PM
Yup, she tucks nicely in Anna Nicole's bra strap for quick use in ANY situation needed :D

Except for reviving her. :cry:

Deoxyribonucleic
04-19-2008, 11:43 AM
She was the cause of Anna's death, a toothpick lodged in the throat

JEDIpartner
04-21-2008, 12:00 PM
Harrison Ford giving props to my state

I still thought maybe you meant like he was actually giving some of the props he used in his films to your state. :laugh: