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The 'Xir
04-13-2003, 05:26 PM
I don't know if this idea has been tried. I know threads like it have existed, but the new thread about favorite SW lines got me thinking! So here we are!

Let's try to actually quote the movies line for line to tell the whole story over this thread! I originally wanted to start with ANH, but I figured the prequels would make it harder!
Rules(of fight club;) jk):
1) Tell as many forumites as possible about it ;)
2) You have to be EXACT in you quotes!!!
3) If you feel someone has messed up a qoute, correct it.
4) The story CAN'T continue until the mistake is corrected!
5) Once corrected, the person who got it right has to qoute the next line.
6a) You can quote no more than 5 lines of movie dialogue.
6b) You can only quote upto two charcters lines within a scene.(see rule 6a)
7) At the start of a new movie someone must quote the opening scroll and first line of the movie(only exception to rule 6a, but rules 3-5 apply)
8) Spelling doesn't have to be exact, just the lines!
9) Have fun, and give yourself another excuse to watch the movies again! :D

I'll start in the first reply..:

The 'Xir
04-13-2003, 05:33 PM
Star wars
Episode 1 The Phantom Menace

Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic. The taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems is in dispute.
Hoping to resolve the matter with a blockade of deadly battleships, the greedy Trade Federation has stopped all shipping to the small planet of Naboo.
While the Congress of the Republic endlessly debates this alarming chain of events, the Supreme Chancellor has secretly dispatched two Jedi Knights, the guardians of peace and justice throughout the galaxy, to settle the conflict...

"Yes sir"
"Tell them we wish to board at once!"
"With all due respect, the Ambassadors for the Supreme Chancellor wish to board immediately!".....

The 'Xir
04-13-2003, 09:23 PM
Ooo-kay either I should of started with the OT or this is harder for everybody than I thought it would be! I'll try to get the ball rolling again.
the object would be for everybody to add a line or two until the movie is finished! hence the next line from the post above would be...

"But of course, we would be happy to recieve the Ambassadors".
"just so you know, our blockade is perfectly legal."

so who knows the next line?...

04-13-2003, 10:02 PM
actually, i think Nute's line is,

"Yes, of course...as you know, our blockade is perfectly legal, and we'd be happy to receive the Ambassadors."

not sure about the next line, i think it may be something like:

"Hello, I'm TC-14 at your service...this way, Ambassadors.."

The 'Xir
04-14-2003, 07:07 AM
COOL, I was wondering if anyone would catch that! you are correct sir! very well done, nice to see you were paying attention to the guidlines I had set up to! see it's easy!

who's got the next one?
ps- I'll try not to intercut anymore, so we can just quote the lines, that is unless someone is wrong of course! ;)

04-14-2003, 03:06 PM
Make yourselves comfortable. My master will be with you shortly.

I have a bad feeling about this.

04-14-2003, 08:37 PM
"I don't sense anything."

04-15-2003, 02:17 AM
It's not about the mission, Master, it's something...elsewhere...elusive.

04-15-2003, 03:04 AM
Keep your concentration here and now where it belongs.

But Master Yoda said I should be mindful of the future.

The 'Xir
04-16-2003, 10:30 PM
Correction: We are greatly honored by you visit ambassadors. Please make yourselves comfortbale, my master will be with you shortly.

I have a bad feeling about this.

The 'Xir
04-16-2003, 10:41 PM
Correction: Don't center on your anxieites Obi-Wan, keep your concentration here and now where it belongs.

But, Master Yoda said I should be mindful of the future.

Next line: Yes, but not at the expense of the moment. Be mindful of the living Force my young Padawan.
Yes, Master.

04-17-2003, 10:15 PM
ummm...not sure...i'll try

"How do you think these trade viceroys will deal with the chancellors demands?"

"These federation types are cowards... the negotiations will be short."

04-18-2003, 08:05 AM

How do you think this trade viceroy will deal with the Chancelor's demands?

These federation types are cowards. The Negotiations will be short.

What? What did you say?

The ambassadors are Jedi Knights, I believe.

The 'Xir
04-18-2003, 10:10 PM
Poggle: watch the 2character rule(no reason it's 2, but hey it will help pad your post counts!) ;)

I knew It! They're here to force a settlement!

Distract them I will contact lord Sidious.

Are you brain dead, I'm not going in there with two Jedi. Send the Droid!

04-19-2003, 02:25 AM

Is it in their nature to make us wait this long?

No, I sense an unusual amount of fear for something as trivial as this trade dispute.

04-19-2003, 06:56 PM
"this plan of yours has failed, Lord Sidious. We dare not go against the Jedi."

"Viceroy, I don't want this stunted slime in my sight again"

The 'Xir
04-20-2003, 02:25 AM
What is it?
This paln of your has failed Lord Sidious, the blockade is finished, we dare not go against the Jedi!
Viceroy, I don't want this stunted slime in my sight again!

next line: This turn of events is unfortunate, we must accelerate our plans! Begin landing your troops!

04-20-2003, 04:01 AM
My lord, is that legal?

The 'Xir
04-20-2003, 03:49 PM
and the Jedi?
The chancellor should never have brought them into this, Kill them immediately!

The 'Xir
05-01-2003, 12:26 AM
ehh, Yes Sir, Yes..

Captain look!

Emperor Howdy
05-04-2003, 09:33 PM
Oh my God!! Oh my God!! Oh my God!!

But Captain, you sai....

Silence, you pea-brained poopy head.

There's no need for that.

Hi, I'm Darth Maul.