View Full Version : Where's JarJarBinks (the forumite!)

I am Jabba the Hutt
04-22-2003, 07:52 PM
Where's JarJarBinks?! He hasn't posted for like 5 days! Who misses his informative comments? :) I certainly do, the forums are so lively lately cause of the new figures being released. And I for one want to hear JarJar's comments on the new figures!

I think a great many people will join me in saying...

Come Back JarJarBinks! :)

kool-aid killer
04-22-2003, 08:18 PM
Ive noticed that hes been gone for a while too. I wonder where he went.

04-22-2003, 08:20 PM
He's on a fact finding mission.... covert.

I am Jabba the Hutt
04-22-2003, 08:22 PM
But he averages like 13 posts a day!!!!!!!!!!!

The forums are bare without JarJarBinks :cry:

04-22-2003, 08:53 PM
Sorry I was just making that up, it just seemed like the right answer for him. the sort of thing a secretary tells you when someone is evading you. :)

Perhaps he has a cold, or had something important to do. Perhaps his back is bad again. He's been gone before and always comes back. Have you tried looking down the back of the sofa?

I guess he'll show up in his own good time.

I am Jabba the Hutt
04-22-2003, 09:00 PM
Yeah, I used to lurk on these forums and JarJarBinks is the forumite that most sticks out in my memory.
There was another forumites that sticks out in my memory, mostly cause he always caused a ruckuss.
Have you ever taken a break from the forums Jargo?

04-22-2003, 10:04 PM
I was wondering the same thing. He will be back. We can never get enough of JJB. Maybe he went to HAsbro to beat some butts.

James Boba Fettfield
04-22-2003, 10:18 PM
Last I heard from him he was asking questions about how to break the region coding on his new computer's dvd player. He was offered some good advice, but one such piece of advice included this warning:

flashing the firmware is a really hairy thing... if you do it wrong, it will destroy the drive (or whatever hardware you are modifying...)
I'm not saying JarJar destroyed his hard drive, since he seemed to be a fairly safe and careful guy. But I know that was one of the last messages I ever read from him. Speculate at will.

I suppose I should add that the people who understand this message, know I am saying it jokingly. I don't really think JJB did anything bad, and the advice was good.

04-22-2003, 10:26 PM
Oh my lord, Jar Jar, noooooooooo!!! come back to us!! Take me instead!!!! Somebody bust our R2's scanners and look for him!!! scan, darn you!! scan!! :D

04-22-2003, 10:58 PM
Sensors don't pick up any JJB readings. I am afraid we have to shut the doors for the night. :(

04-23-2003, 01:34 AM
He has been in my car's trunk for nearly a week. I threw him in there as a joke but I lost the key . . . I'm still working on his rescue.

04-23-2003, 02:09 AM
Oh sh** the odds of you finding that key to save JARJAR is 3750 to 1... I do hope he is ok..

04-23-2003, 07:50 AM
Where's JarJar? Can you spot him in the crowd?

04-23-2003, 08:24 AM
I don't know, does he look like a Q-Tip swab?

04-23-2003, 08:29 AM
JArgo he is in the 42 row third seat on the right.

Patient Zero
04-23-2003, 10:09 AM
I thought that I saw him at TRU the other day, but I also thought that I saw Elvis riding a giant kiwi with feet so who can tell!

04-23-2003, 11:25 AM
Isn't this his week of bathing with the Ewoks, in the forest ponds on Endor?

El Chuxter
04-23-2003, 12:12 PM
"When in trouble, Gungans go to Sacred Place."

04-23-2003, 04:41 PM
He took a BONGO and is heading to..............THE PLANET CORE!!!:eek: :evil:

04-23-2003, 06:18 PM
He sat in icky icky and had to go change. He'll be right back after these words from our sponsor......

04-23-2003, 09:04 PM
The sponsor: Icky icky is not a man, its a system...now back to the search....:p

Rogue II
04-23-2003, 09:08 PM
Welcome back to hour 20 of the hide and seek world championships. Currently Osama bin Laden is in the lead, followed by team Sadaam, with JarJar Binks coming in third.

04-23-2003, 09:28 PM
I thought I saw him on the Upper East Side buying some illicet drugs. I hope he scores for the bunch of us, we are running low on the purple thingys.

04-23-2003, 11:19 PM
I kidnapped him. In exchange for him, I want $10 million in cash, a helicopter ride to the airport and a plane to take me to Bermuda. OR I'll just settle for a scalper free toy store where the stock constantly refreshes with new inventory. Sorry but drastic times call for drastic measures and I haven't seen anything new for months. I'm really on the edge here man. If these demands are not met........well I dunno know but it won't be pretty.

Rogue II
04-24-2003, 10:49 AM
I noticed Emperor Howdy hasn't posted in a week. Do you think there is a connection with Jar Jar's abscence?

04-24-2003, 10:59 AM
Everyone know's that Emperor Howdy is JJB's alter ego.;)

04-24-2003, 12:49 PM
Ok sith_killer you are a mod, how do you catch them alter egos????

04-24-2003, 07:40 PM
Perhaps he's lurking, or perhaps he's having browser trouble.

04-24-2003, 07:48 PM
I heard he had two cases of Saculs and Toy Fair Vaders and he was currently driving across country to hand deliver them to some of the forumites..


Darth Sidious
04-24-2003, 08:20 PM
Hmm...well personally, I think he got turned into orange goo.

04-24-2003, 09:28 PM
I think I seen JJB, sippen on some JB, on the corner, trying to push his action figures and get kids to sign a petition so we see Jar Jar more on screen in E III. I think Tycho was helping him by pushing mouse droids, and saying "no they really aren't addictive...just try it...come on."

04-24-2003, 09:46 PM
Aww, I can feel the love from everyone. And I missed you all just as much as you seem to have missed me. I've been a bit busy getting my new computer up and running properly and also checking into Asheron's Call 2. But now that I know I've been missed so much I'll endevor to continue being as much a chatterbox as before. After all, I have to hit 10,000 posts by the 2 year anniversary since I joined. :D :cool:


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Darth Sidious
04-24-2003, 09:55 PM
Guess that throws my orange goo theory in the cr*pper... j/k. :D Welcome back! :)

P.S.: Is cr*p considered a naughty word here? I am not trying to be sarcastic or anything, I seriously do not know.

04-24-2003, 10:06 PM
I don't think so. When describing terrible figures or movies, I often use the word 'craptastic'. And it's not in the censored word lists like an alternative word that means the same thing. :)


Jar Jar Binks

James Boba Fettfield
04-24-2003, 10:40 PM
Depends on the use of the word, dudes.

04-25-2003, 12:41 AM
Originally posted by James Boba Fettfield
I'm not saying JarJar destroyed his hard drive, since he seemed to be a fairly safe and careful guy. But I know that was one of the last messages I ever read from him. Speculate at will.

I suppose I should add that the people who understand this message, know I am saying it jokingly. I don't really think JJB did anything bad, and the advice was good.

heh, heh... it seems we don't have to worry about that... but the drive in question was the dvd drive anyway, and wouldn't have affected the hard disk - so no worrying is necessary! :D