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ki-adi mundi's bro
11-18-2001, 03:36 PM
a long time ago...yadda yadda yadda... here is his "fear leads to anger" spiel...just for old times sake...i'll have an new one for the next 6 days...

ki-adi mundi's bro
11-18-2001, 04:32 PM
i just thought of this! we could do a quote of the day for each movie! todays for tpm could be "we are brave your highness."

Jek Porky 2001
11-18-2001, 05:59 PM
Yes! "We are brave"

ki-adi mundi's bro
11-18-2001, 06:01 PM
thanks jek porky! i love it when i have support on something like this!

GNT
11-19-2001, 01:41 AM
Ateema,Gasgano Wins!!!

Rollo Tomassi
11-19-2001, 09:32 AM
Today's ESB quote is:"Asteroids do not concern me. I want that ship, not excuses..."

Rollo Tomassi
11-19-2001, 09:34 AM
Pants!
Pants are the path to the dark side.
Pants lead to anger.
Anger leads to hate.
Hate...leads to suffering...

ki-adi mundi's bro
11-19-2001, 01:46 PM
today's TPM quote is "at last we will reveal our selves to the jedi. at last we will have revenge!"

Rollo Tomassi
11-19-2001, 02:07 PM
An oldie but a goodie...

"At last I will reveal myself to the kitchen. At last I will have my applesauce."--Darth Maul Age 1

master jedi
11-19-2001, 07:03 PM
"Try not. Do. Or do Not. There are no pants."

master jedi
11-19-2001, 07:05 PM
And my favorite is

"At last I will reveal myself to the laundry. At last I will have my pants."

ki-adi mundi's bro
11-20-2001, 06:19 AM
todays is "your a funny little boy. how do you know so much?"

Obi-Don
11-20-2001, 07:53 AM
May your pants be with you!

Most of you knew that was coming.:D

Thats no moon,Thats my pants!

Sorry,I couldn't help it.

Rollo Tomassi
11-20-2001, 08:53 AM
Pants not make one great...

JediTricks
11-20-2001, 09:36 AM
Let's keep this to one thread please.

Mandalorian Candidat
11-20-2001, 04:07 PM
Originally posted by JediTricks
Let's keep this to one thread please.

I don't remember that quote. Was that cut out of the movie? ;)

I pick today's quote in honor of turkey day on Thursday and our 4-day weekend...

"Yippee!" --Darth Vader, age 8

Sith Worm
11-20-2001, 06:28 PM
My quote is from the mouth of Jake Lloyd "Sandstorms are very...





...wait awhile...





...abit more...





...not yet...





...very dangerous.

ki-adi mundi's bro
11-20-2001, 06:38 PM
tomorrows quote is "close the blast doors! that will hold them!"

JEDIpartner
11-21-2001, 02:03 PM
"We'b los' da tran'mission!"

"Close da blas doors..."

and lastly--

"De're no mash fo Droidekas"


:frus: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

ki-adi mundi's bro
11-21-2001, 06:14 PM
thats funny jedipartnr! LOL!
tomorrows quote is "wipe them out. all of them."

GNT
11-22-2001, 03:23 AM
"Hard to see the dartk side is" -Yoda

Obi-Don
11-22-2001, 06:17 AM
At last we will sit down at the table,At last we will eat ourself sick


Yes Lord Vader,The after Thanksgiving sale has started,You may start your landing.

:D

ki-adi mundi's bro
11-22-2001, 08:23 AM
you don't know the power of the dark meat, luke!

GNT
11-23-2001, 01:42 AM
It Just isnt fair - Luke GNT

ki-adi mundi's bro
11-23-2001, 07:27 AM
todays quote is "yousa guys bombad!"

Bel-Cam Jos
11-23-2001, 10:39 AM
I like: "But I have... assure... fr... am... sadors... yo... Maje... are..."

A quote like this can mean only one thing: pants.

Rollo Tomassi
11-23-2001, 10:45 AM
"You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought..."


"But I was going into Tosche station to pick up some pants!"

"You can waste time with your pants when your chores are done."

Bel-Cam Jos
11-24-2001, 10:44 AM
"I use these compartments for smuggling, but I never thought I'd be smuggling pants."

"Threepio. Tell them that if they don't release us, that you'll become angry and use your pants."

"Pah...! Pah...!" "What?" "I believe he's trying to say Pants."

"Have you ever encountered pants before?" "Well, no, uh, seal off the bridge!"

ki-adi mundi's bro
11-24-2001, 11:28 AM
todays' quote is "you were right about one thing master. the negotiations WERE short."

ki-adi mundi's bro
11-24-2001, 11:29 AM
"you were right master. my pants are short!"

GNT
11-25-2001, 12:34 AM
Ateema! Gasgano's Pants!

Rollo Tomassi
11-25-2001, 09:35 AM
"But which was destroyed, the master...or the pants?"

"Bounty Hunters. We don't need their pants."

ki-adi mundi's bro
11-25-2001, 09:39 AM
todays' quote is "artoo, get us of this auto piolt. it's gonna get us both killed."

Bel-Cam Jos
11-25-2001, 10:15 AM
"Artoo, get us out of these pants. They're so tight they'll get us both killed if we walk along 112th and Madison on a Friday night!"

Yes, this is a TPM section, so quotes must be from that film only.

"But how can he race? He messed up my pants pretty good in the last race."
"We'll let fate decide; blue, the boy. Red... his pants."

ki-adi mundi's bro
11-26-2001, 01:58 PM
todays quote is "you have been well trained my young apprentace. they will be no match for you.

Rollo Tomassi
11-26-2001, 02:03 PM
"I find your lack of pants disturbing."

GNT
11-27-2001, 04:07 AM
Originally posted by ki-adi mundi's bro
todays quote is "you have been well trained my young apprentace. they will be no match for you.

you have been well trained my young Pants, they will be no match for yours.

ki-adi mundi's bro
11-27-2001, 06:14 AM
today's quote is "tell them we wish to borad at once."

master jedi
11-27-2001, 01:52 PM
Originally posted by ki-adi mundi's bro
today's quote is "tell them we wish to borad at once."

'Tell them we wish for pants at once.'

Mandalorian Candidat
11-27-2001, 03:11 PM
"Do you hear that. That is the sound of a thousand terrible things coming this way."

"If they find us they will grind us into pieces and blast our pants into oblivion."

xboywonder
11-27-2001, 03:40 PM
"Put the pants in the cargo hold"
"I come before you to resolve this attack on our pants now"
"anger leads to pants"
"What will happen to my pants now"
"His pants are too old to begin the training"
"At last we have the mighty pants"
"Jabba... I'd regonize those pants anywhere."


Ok Ok... enough

GNT
11-28-2001, 05:59 AM
Originally posted by Mandalorian Candidat
"Do you hear that. That is the sound of a thousand terrible things coming this way."

Do you hear that. That is the sound of a thousand terrible pants coming this way. :D

ki-adi mundi's bro
11-28-2001, 10:14 AM
todays quote is "how do you think the trade viceroy will deal with the channcoulors demands?"

master jedi
11-28-2001, 03:49 PM
Originally posted by ki-adi mundi's bro
todays quote is "how do you think the trade viceroy will deal with the channcoulors demands?"

and the pants version of this would be: "How do you think the trade viceroy will deal with the chancellors pants?"

GNT
11-29-2001, 01:56 AM
Originally posted by master jedi
and the pants version of this would be: "How do you think the trade viceroy will deal with the chancellors pants?"

:D :rolleyes:

Rollo Tomassi
11-29-2001, 09:01 AM
Originally posted by GNT


:D :rolleyes: :cry: :crazed: :confused:

ki-adi mundi's bro
11-29-2001, 01:46 PM
todays quote is "whosa are yousa?" "i'm padme."

Bel-Cam Jos
11-29-2001, 06:46 PM
Nope. Today's quote is now "He will find your lost pants..."

SirSteve
11-30-2001, 12:35 AM
Originally posted by GNT


:D :rolleyes:

This is obvious post padding...... If you want to express yourself, use some words. I don't want to have to add a minimum post count feature.

1st warning...

Rollo, I like your reply. :D

GNT
11-30-2001, 03:43 AM
So I post a :D and a :rolleyes: which you consider post padding but then you like Rollos :cry: :crazed: :confused: ????


todays quote is "whosa are yousa?" "i'm padme."

Todays quote is now"whosa are yousa?" "i'm PANTS."

Very Weird :rolleyes:

Rollo Tomassi
11-30-2001, 11:11 AM
Obviously, there's a "three smiley" minimum..:rolleyes:

I think SirSteve caught on that I was mocking your lack of any real response to the quote.

But this thread in and of itself lacks any real importance. Whatever Ki-Adi-mundi's Bro originally intended has been subjugated into an impromptu "Pants" thread by the Cell Blockers ...

Whose fault is that?

Well, it's Jargo's for coming up with "pants!" in the first place.

SirSteve's for creating this forum.

BelCam Jos for not properly moderating this section.

And mine for making the first "pants" joke in this section.

All GNT did is post two smileys...SHAME ON YOU!:) :D

KAMB...I do apologize and here is the ESB quote of the day...


"How typical." "C'mon!"

ki-adi mundi's bro
11-30-2001, 02:05 PM
today's quote is "whos this?" "a local."

master jedi
11-30-2001, 05:28 PM
Originally posted by ki-adi mundi's bro
today's quote is "whos this?" "a local."

"Whos pants?" "a local."

GNT
12-01-2001, 01:52 AM
Originally posted by Rollo Tomassi
Whose fault is that?

Well, it's Jargo's for coming up with "pants!" in the first place.

SirSteve's for creating this forum.

BelCam Jos for not properly moderating this section.

And mine for making the first "pants" joke in this section.

All GNT did is post two smileys...SHAME ON YOU!:) :D

Why does it have to be one of us? It has to be the one we least suspect,one you didn't list....I'm talking about "Master Jedi" ;) :D

Rollo Tomassi
12-01-2001, 01:58 AM
yeah! and have you seen Master Jedi's "photo"? (just click on the little camera icon by his name) Two yodas?!?! something's fishy. I think one of them may be:eek:

...an impostor!!!

ki-adi mundi's bro
12-01-2001, 07:03 AM
todays quote is "mesa called jar jar binks. mesa your humble survent!"

master jedi
12-01-2001, 07:52 PM
"meesa jar jar binks. meesa you're humble pants."

Bel-Cam Jos
12-01-2001, 10:03 PM
Originally posted by Rollo T:

BelCam Jos for not properly moderating this section.
Would it help if I got out and pushed... for better responses? :p I can close this thread (I think) if you feel you're being treated unfairly. It would be unfortunate if I have to leave Mr. Garrison here.

Rollo Tomassi
12-01-2001, 11:00 PM
"You said Leia and the pants would be left in this thread under my supervision..."

"I am altering your pants. Pray I do not alter them any further..."

"This thread's getting worse all the time."

:D ;)

ki-adi mundi's bro
12-02-2001, 01:00 PM
(meachanical computer voice) ha ha ha ha ha.....
todays quote is "we'll handle this."

sith_killer_99
12-02-2001, 05:41 PM
"They're the most BEAUTIFUL pants in the whole universe. They live on the moons of Deago, I think."

GNT
12-03-2001, 12:25 AM
Originally posted by ki-adi mundi's bro
(meachanical computer voice) ha ha ha ha ha.....
todays quote is "we'll handle this."

we'll handle PANTS

Bel-Cam Jos
12-03-2001, 10:20 PM
Today's quote is: "Where are those pants?!?"

GNT
12-04-2001, 04:03 AM
"Luke, I have your PANTS return with me and I'll give them to you" - Vader

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i'll never take them back - Luke

TeeEye7
12-04-2001, 07:24 AM
Mos Eisley Stormtrooper:

'These aren't the pants we're looking for.......Move along, move along......'

Rollo Tomassi
12-04-2001, 08:41 AM
"Chewbacca here tells me your looking for pants."

"yes, if it's a nice pair."

"Nice pair? You mean you've never heard of courderoy falcon?

"Should I have?"

"They're the pant's that made the Kessel run in less than 12 pantsecs. they're nice enough for you old man. What's the cargo?"

"Only passengers. myself, the boy, two droids...and no questions about pants."

''What is it, some kind of local trouble?"

"let's just say we'd like to avoid any imperial pants."

''Well that's the real trick isn't it? And it'll cost you something extra....10,000 all in advance."

"10,000? We could almost buy our own pant's for that!"

"Yeah kid, but whos gonna wear 'em? You?"

''You bet I could! I'm not such a bad model myself you know...We don't have to sit hear and listen to this.."

JEDIpartner
12-04-2001, 08:52 AM
"Wesa no liken da Pants. Dey tink dey so starchy! Dey tink dey pleats so beeg! Deysa all plum-plaid!" :D

master jedi
12-04-2001, 03:44 PM
"Mos Eisley space pants. You'll never find a more wreched hive of scum and pants. We must be cautious."

"Luke, I am your pants."

"When 900 pants you reach look as good you will not."

"May the pants be with you."

"The pants will be with you. Always."

"The pants are strong with this one."

JEDIpartner
12-06-2001, 08:56 AM
"Alderaan is peaceful! We have no pants! You can't possibly...!"

"Young Skywalker... we will be watching your pants with great interest..." (eeeeeewwwwwwwwww...)

"Ohhhh... Maxi-beeg da pants! Well that smells stink-o-whiff!"

"Dere no match for Pants!"

"You were right about one thing master... the pants WERE short!"

(has this one been done...?)
"At last we will reveal our pants to the Jedi. At last we will have hems!"

"You're the kindest boy in all the galaxy... can I give you some pants?"

"Storm's approaching Ani! I can feel it in my pants!"

master jedi
12-06-2001, 03:34 PM
"Join me and we can rule the galaxy as father and pants."

"When 900 pants you reach, look as good you will not."

jedi master sal
12-06-2001, 03:46 PM
Okay deal with this quote pants mongers...


You came in that thing... You're braver than I thought!

Leia to Han at the first sight of the Millenium Falcon. EP4 ANH

jedi master sal
12-06-2001, 03:53 PM
pants don't look like much but they got it where it counts!

feel yourself flowing through the pants.

I feel cold. Those pants are filled with the darkside. (an assistant to Bill Clinton to which he responds)


Slimey, my pants this is!!

hey give that back, I'm gonna need that to get out of thiese slimy pants!

Hey pants my dinner.

The pants are still up. all crap pull up, all crap pull up!!!!

Rollo Tomassi
12-06-2001, 05:53 PM
Originally posted by jedi master sal
Okay deal with this quote pants mongers...


You came in that thing... You're braver than I thought!

Leia to Han at the first sight of the Millenium Falcon. EP4 ANH

Challenge accepted!

"You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought..."

master jedi
12-06-2001, 09:55 PM
"TK-421, why aren't you in your pants?"

"Are you sure about this? Trust our pants to a boy we hardly know."

GNT
12-07-2001, 01:24 AM
The Pants (The force)

Hard to see the Pants it is!

JEDIpartner
12-07-2001, 08:52 AM
"The pants are my ally... and a powerful ally they are!"

"As I token of my goodwill... I present to you these pants..."

"Having trouble with your pants?" "No... no problem... why?"

"There isn't enough on this ice cube to fill your pants..."

"Better dead here den deader in the pants!"

"Just because you have pants doesn't mean you're intelligent. Now get out of here!"

"Don'ta getta me wrongo... I have greata faith in the boy. He's a credit to youra pants...errr..."

jedi master sal
12-07-2001, 09:51 AM
Oh, Rollo I didn't think you would be so bold or gullible.

I wasa settin yousa up.

That was precisely the response I expected from someone.


For once you start down the dark pants, forever will it dominate your destiny!

for luck: leia2luke in DS trench(kisses pants)

how you feelin kid, why you look strong enough to pull the pants off a gundark.

I'm naked, oh my....get me my pants!!!

why you stuck up, half witted, scruffy lookin, pants herder.

whose herdin pants. (I know i changed the line)

Rollo Tomassi
12-07-2001, 10:16 AM
Well, there was a thread back in the day devoted to "sexually conspicuous" dialogue in the SW universe such as:

"Look at the size of that thing!'

"Luke, at that speed will you be able to pull out in time?"

"Back door, huh? Good idea!"

"I don't care what you smell! Get in there!"

"Youuu wannnnt thissssss?"

and of course...

"You came in that thing?"

jedi master sal
12-07-2001, 10:47 AM
ah yes I remember it well

I have had full blown parties just on this subject alone. (no pun intended)

credits are no good here only PANTS!

I'm building a pant.

judge me by my pants do you?

Look at me... no really look at me PANTS matters not!

GNT
12-07-2001, 09:18 PM
Jar Jar Pants

Emperor Pants

Pants Skywalker

Pants Solo

Pantsbacca

Princess Pants

Jabba The Pants

Boba Pants

Pants Gunray

Darth Pants

Rollo Tomassi
12-08-2001, 09:43 AM
Originally posted by GNT

Darth Pants


Well, if you're going to have Darth Pants, I think you should have Darth Pants, too. After all Darth Pants was only in the one movie for a little while and Darth Pants, well the whle saga is about him...:rolleyes: ;) :p :) :D :eek: :evil: :happy: :Pirate:

GNT
12-09-2001, 02:11 AM
Originally posted by Rollo Tomassi
Well, if you're going to have Darth Pants, I think you should have Darth Pants, too. After all Darth Pants was only in the one movie for a little while and Darth Pants, well the whle saga is about him...:rolleyes: ;) :p :) :D :eek: :evil: :happy: :Pirate:

Yes Pants Tomassi