Custom Disasters - Who else still has them

[spacelord]

I have made several customs that turned out like ****. However, only 3 survived to tell the tale. Here is #1.

Question: What to do with Amanda Kirby's body? <insert joke here>

Wrong Answer: Sabe's head and a Maul sith speeder robe.

Question: This looks like ****. How do I fix it?

Wrong answer: Paint her face red with a Sharpie.

[spacelord]

Here is number 2.

I let my 4 year old pick out the parts and here is what we got.

Titan AE arms and legs
different Titan AE torso
Palpatine's head
GI Joe's M-16
no paint

I just could not take him apart. The Emperor is her favorite Character in ROTJ.

[spacelord]

And number 3.

Jedi Nikto head and hands
Titan Ae torso
Jurassic Park Legs
Zartan's arms
walrusman's vest

I thought he could hang out at the cantina, or maybe Jabba's palace, and look menacing. Instead he looks like a drunken old man. I re-painted the jacket and arms blue and call him 'Claven'. If I could get a USPS logo on the back, I would. He usually has one of the bar set glasses in his hand, but he must have dropped it when I moved him for this picture.