View Full Version : The New Insult Thread!

06-18-2003, 10:44 PM
You are so dumb you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat!

06-18-2003, 11:23 PM
Your so dumb you put a screen door on a submarine!

Lowly Bantha Cleaner
06-18-2003, 11:43 PM
You're so dumb that when you get locked in a supermarket overnight, you died of starvation!

06-19-2003, 12:10 AM
You're so dumb.....when you asked someone what kind of jeans they were wearing, they said "Guess", and you said "Levis".

06-19-2003, 08:48 AM
You're so dumb you sit on the TV and watch the couch.

Teeska Mon Eebon
06-19-2003, 10:44 AM
Yo mamma so fat she fell in love and broke it!

06-19-2003, 11:49 AM
Yo momma armpits so hairy looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock!


06-19-2003, 08:21 PM
Yo mama is so fat she irons her pants in the driveway.

06-19-2003, 08:52 PM
"more bad news, your mom called... she said that IS the face you were born with."


Here are some 'gems' from an earlier "yo momma" thread...

Your momma's so dumb, it takes her an hour to make minute-rice

Your momma's so stupid, she mails food stamps

Your momma's so old that she remembers when rainbows were in black & white

Your momma's so ugly, circus freaks pay to look at HER

Your momma's so old that when she was in school, her history textbook was just a pamphlet

Your momma's so dumb, she got run over by a parked car

Your momma's so fat, she has 3 moons circling her in an eliptical orbit

Your momma's so ugly that when she was born, the doctor said "no refunds"

Your momma's so fat, it takes her 2 stops to get on the bus

Your momma's so ugly, they paid her NOT to be in a porno

Your maternal unit is so obese that when she visits the end of your land-mass, she is the only person there to receive enough solar radiation to cause inflammation, discoloration, and/or blistering of her outer epidermal layers.

06-19-2003, 10:22 PM
yo mama is so fat when her beeper goes off people thinks she is backing up.

yo mamas lips are so big she puts her lipstick on with a paint roller

yo mama is so ugly, she made an onion cry

yo mama is so dirty, she went in the ocean and left a ring around the world.

yo mama is so fat she jumped in the sky and got stuck

yo mama is so old, she knew burger king when he was a prince.

yo mama is such an alcoholic, in High School she took old english in room 800.

I would of been your dad but the dog beat me up the stairs.

yo mama is so fat she was the May June and July centerfold in playboy

06-19-2003, 10:30 PM
...beaten by the ugly STICK?! You're so ugly, you went sky-diving without a parachute and landed face first in the ugly FORREST!

Lowly Bantha Cleaner
06-19-2003, 10:34 PM
Yo momma so fat that when she sat on a quarter, out popped two dimes and a nickle.

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on a quarter, she squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose.

Yo momma so fat that she uses a VCR as a beeper.

Darth Sidious
06-19-2003, 10:39 PM
You're so dumb that...you make ME look smart! No...wait...that wouldn't work...

06-19-2003, 11:03 PM
You're so dumb, you cheered when you finished a jigsaw puzzle in 51 days and felt all big and bad because on the box it said "2 to 4 years."

06-19-2003, 11:11 PM
That made me laugh! The jig saw puzzle was a good one!

El Chuxter
06-20-2003, 11:24 AM
An oldie but a goodie, from that silver-tongued insult guru George Costanza:

The jerk store just called. They're running out of you!

06-21-2003, 03:58 AM
You're their best seller! ;)

06-21-2003, 12:57 PM
You fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch onthe way down.

You so stupid you heard it was Chilly outside and ran out with a spoon.

06-24-2003, 01:02 AM
your mamma's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND THE HOUSE!!!!!!

06-25-2003, 11:22 AM
Yo mama so small she handglides with a Dorito.

El Chuxter
06-25-2003, 01:22 PM
You tried to sniff a mouse droid, but it was a mouse's butt instead!!

Okay, that was uber-lame. I should probably be banned, that was so lame.

06-29-2003, 04:13 PM
To continue with the rest of this seinfeld insult...

You're their best seller! ;)

"Well I slept with your wife!"

That really was a great Seinfeld episode, to imagine Tire Give-away day at Yankee Stadium, classic!