View Full Version : Do You Pick Your Nose?

08-27-2003, 01:25 PM
My name is Josh, and I pick my nose.

Do you pick your nose?

Where do you do it? Do you drive your car and think that people can't see you picking your nose?

Do you see other people picking their nose in their cars, thinking no one is watching them?

I saw this pretty hot chick driving by in a red BMW, and she was picking her nose!

Do you pick your nose at restaurants? That's disgusting, isn't it?

It's a relief to find the bathroom when you're out in public, so you can duck into a stall and pick your nose.

Have you ever seen some guy standing in the bathroom, face up to the mirror, head tilted back, picking his nose and trying to watch what he's doing? In Las Vegas, I saw this. The guy was cutting his nose hair in a casino bathroom, actually.

What do you do with your buggars? The juicy ones gotta be wiped somewhere, but the dry ones can be flicked so they land on whoever's in the bathroom stall next to you. Buggars are so light, people hardly notice them falling on them.

You ever get nose bleeds? It's ridiculous if you're out to eat at a restaurant and you leave the table for the bathroom, take a quick pick, and open an oil well! Then you either stay in the bathroom for 10 minutes until the gusher stops, or you come back with a wad of toilet paper sticking out of your nose. Everyone knows what you just did, because you didn't have a nosebleed before you went into the bathroom!

You could always say you got into a fight with the towel attendant.

But what do you guys think about all this?

08-27-2003, 01:31 PM

08-27-2003, 01:33 PM
Yes I pick my nose and am proud of it. I dont care who sees me because they do it too weather they care to admit or not.

My favorite story about it is I was in Wal-Mart about 2 years ago. There was a lady in front of me who had things packed to the ceiling at the checkout counter. I pulled the black bar to seperate hers and my items and her stuff moved and got knocked over. I helped her pick it upand apologized to her. She gave me this mean scowel. I mean if looks could kill, I wouldn't be typing this. So I proceeded to stand behind her as her stuff got rung up. I started picking my nose and flicking it on her back. He got a couple of juicy stringy ones with the hard crusted end stuck to her. I didnt care. My wife was laughing in disbelief as I kept flicking boogers on her. Who knows, when she got home she might of eaten them.

But yes I pick my nose.

El Chuxter
08-27-2003, 02:20 PM
Tycho, Tycho, Tycho. . . You're a sick man. You know it's the fumes from all the mouse droids you sniff that cause that booger buildup!! :crazed:

When I was younger, my family moved into a nice big (fixer-upper) house that had previously been owned by an elderly couple. The man had died of complications resulting from Alzheimer's, and we always thought the woman went pretty crazy after that. We know she lived there about two years after moving out and seldom if ever cleaned up after her dog. Anyway, my point is that we were cleaning crusted boogers out of every imaginable crevice in that house, and some unimaginable. (I theorized at one point that she stood on a spinning record player so as to get the maximum propulsion for her boogies.)

I am guilty of picking my nose occasionally, but I go in the bathroom to do it. I then occasionally offer them as gifts to the guy in the next stall.

I'd like to close with the immortal words of Weird Al:

Gotta boogie!
Gotta boogie!
[He's gotta boogie!]
I gotta boogie!
[Gotta boogie!]
Gotta boogie on my finger and I can't get it off!

08-27-2003, 02:55 PM
Yeah... but only if I have a kleenex handy!

The REAL question is: "Do you pick your nose and eat the boogers?" :eek:

08-27-2003, 03:07 PM
Yes I do too, I think most everyone does because face it, blowing your nose JUST doesn't do the trick all the time!

But I only do it in the bathroom or in my house where there are kleenex tissures around. I have done it in my car, but I definitely look around and make sure there's no one in close proximity to see me and then I put my hand out the window like I'm getting air and let them casually fly awayyyyyyy LOL


edit: the shower is also a good place to do this, you can just wash your hands and the boogies go right down the drain ;)

08-27-2003, 04:15 PM
I do, and have forever. I don't eat the goblins though, they must be flicked - or rolled around until the sticky parts lose their tack, then flicked. My daughter is an alarm these days: "DADDY DON'T PICK YOUR NOSE!! DADDY!!!!!!!! DON'T PICK YOUR NOSE!!!!!!!!!!! DADDY'S PICKING HIS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" :D

In the car, in the house, while online.... any time's a good time. Pick a winner.

08-27-2003, 08:44 PM
I'm a booger eatin' redneck....so chewy....so salty...with a hint of dirt..the way the stick to your teeth like a gummy bear....sometimes..I'll just inhale real deep so the slid back into my throat, then I hawwwwkkk 'em up and munch 'em.

I'm glad someone brought this up..I feel liberated....I've come out of the booger eatin' closet and I feel so FREE!!

08-27-2003, 10:57 PM
Um, I think I'm going to be sick..............I'm taking the fifth on this subject.

I did have a girlfriend who picked my nose once, and she said you do that if you love a person. Well, I did love her, but I was never going to pick her nose. Besides her nostrils were small and I have man fingers that would have torn her nose off, besides the fact that I thought it was not something you do.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose......unless you are dating my ex-girlfriend!

08-31-2003, 02:47 AM
1st off.. Im cryin here.. this is the funnest post since.. well .. its pretty darn funny.

so I share with you all..The Picker at Graduation.

My nephew is graduating from HS. my sister, mother, other nephew are all already there sitting. My son and I find a few seats below them. We sit to watch the show. I turn around to try to get my mothers attention, and I see this woman sitting next to her. diggin for gold. Ok. funny yes, but I was not surprised. See, my mother and sister at the time worked down the road from the high school at a state facility for midly and mostly retarded people. So yes, amused I was, but I thought the explaination was one of them brought a patient with them. no biggie. I turned to listen for more names. When I turned back to try to get my families attention again, she again was still diggin.. but this time she got me. I watched as she un-jammed her finger from her nose and sucked that sucker dry.. I was mortified. EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW.. shes sitting right next to my mom. I thought to myself, What on earth was my mom thinking bringing this woman to the graduation?? Well, 45 minutes of this past, listening for my nephews name to be called while watching this woman chow one after another.. it was... gross.. but yet a great show of disgrusting porportions.. so. after the show, after my nephew walked accross and grabbed his diploma.. we all started the trek back to the parking lot, and I could not wait to find out who this woman was.. I found my mother and sister a few minutes later, but to my dismay the booger eating woman was not to be found. I asked "MOM! Where'd your patient go??" in which she replied.. What in sam hell are you talking about? I came alone and met up with your sister...

with that. I was throughly disgusted, and told them the events.

so then all the booger pickers know what the famous finger flick/roll out the window is then? cool.

roofer hankey in the shower, dont have to pick my nose for the entire day!

one other thing.. an irk if you will.. public bathroom ettiquette. In the workplace, Ive noticed on more than one occasion, standing in front of the urnial I always seem to see someone has somehow wiped thier nose on.. well.. the wall. as most guys can atest too.. there isnt much to look at while standing there. SO WHY DO I HAVE TO LOOK AT THAT!! if I were to ever catch someone blowing their nose on the wall.. I'd seriously rub their nose back in it.

grrrreat post Tycho

Great.. now I feel one.. brb.

Lowly Bantha Cleaner
09-01-2003, 09:47 PM
80% of my nose picking seems to occur in the car, for some whatever odd reason. I probably been spotted by a few friends who were driving by, jamming my pinky up both my nostrils. I haven't cleaned my car in a while, but I can tell you that if you were to wash the bottom of my seat, you would think that my seat was made from encrusted boogers and not velour.

And am I special, or does anyone else's nose run during the dog days of summer, say in a really cool place like an air conditioned room? Or in the shower? I swear I produce double the snot of any average person. And I am a mouth breather too, figure that one out?

09-01-2003, 11:44 PM
I have a response to salivating. When I walk into a restaurant, I usually have to get up and get to the bathroom to blow my nose a few times until my mouth hunger is satiated when the food, or at least dinner rolls arrive. It's really annoying because I don't explain it to my company, but they must think I have a really weak bladder or need depends or something. Don't even ask about being called a lightweight if I have one drink before dinner and go to the restroom twice.

Anyway, the third time's a charm when this time I really DO have to use the comode.

But it's so rude tosit at the table and blow your nose. Besides you can't do a really good job at it because if you blew with all your might, the windows would shudder, glasses would rattle like in Jurassic Park, and you'd surely be the subject of stares.

09-08-2003, 11:12 PM
I pick, I roll, and I flick depending on the location. I'm usually in the car but I'm careful to make sure it's when I'm on a road where I won't be seen (single lane roads work best IMO). The one thing I will not do is EAT THEM and I've seen a lot of those people especially in cars. :o The shower is the best place for me to let out the occasional farmer blow but you've gotta be careful in that area because they tend to stick to the floors and walls of the shower and if your girlfriend or wife ever sees them your through. I'm pretty good about using cleanex though but usually roll it up so I can extend it up the nostril like a Q-tip for the best results. I really don't get any enjoyment out of the action but I happen to have a friend who does and it drives me nuts when he picks his nose only for me latter to see him eating community food like chips or popcorn or picking up a videogame controller when I know he didn't wash his hands. You would think I'd have learned my lesson with him when we were kids after I caught him licking the ranch dip off his fries and dipping them back in when we were sharing. I think it's perfectly natural to pick your nose but only when its your only option. If you have tissues next to you and you still pick you've got problems.

09-09-2003, 02:17 AM
tissues won't get rid of the dry and crusty ones. But nose spray helps.

09-09-2003, 07:01 AM
In the shower I usually blow it right into my hands. Why not, you know its gonna get washed off right. Avoids the walls and floor thingy.

09-10-2003, 10:41 PM
"50 bucks says the Smails kid picks his nose."

"50 bucks more says he eats it."

09-23-2003, 08:43 PM
Remember folks...

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.

09-23-2003, 10:53 PM
Remember folks...

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.

Read post #9 on the first page. I addressed that already in my last paragraph.....Your just here to steal my glory! :cry:

Oh yeah, and thanks for reviving this "fun" little subject.

09-25-2003, 11:01 AM
Read post #9 on the first page. I addressed that already in my last paragraph.....Your just here to steal my glory! :cry:

Oh yeah, and thanks for reviving this "fun" little subject.

That'll learn me to not read the previous posts, whoopsie.

For that I'll whack myself with the old NERF™ bat...


09-25-2003, 11:33 AM
No problem, no need to beat yourself up. I've probably done the same thing!

Dr Zoltar
09-25-2003, 01:31 PM
What's the difference between a coal miner and a bored patron in a restaurant?

One knows his pick, the other picks his nose! :crazed: