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Exhaust Port
08-31-2003, 04:47 PM
Through a series of nondescriptive questions this webpage can guess your gender.

http://test3.thespark.com/gendertest/

I have to admit that it guess mine wrong. It was 80% sure that I was a woman. What the...... :stupid:

Jargo
08-31-2003, 05:07 PM
According to the test I'm a dude. In fact it said i was DEFINATELY a dude. Very interesting. I'm male yes but I would never consider myself to be a dude. I'm too geeky for that.

stillakid
08-31-2003, 05:35 PM
It was 80% sure I was a man. I guess it's that other 20% that the chicks dig afterwards (hee hee).


-- -- So Far, The Gender Test Has Learned --

Men prefer falling over drowning to death.

Women really hate the word "moist".

Women are more likely to realize that clams
are alive (88%) than men (only 86%).



If you're really wondering how the Gender Test works so well, realize that 6,664,249 people have taken the test. And it's gotten smarter each time.

--

2-1B
08-31-2003, 06:05 PM
Can I take the test even though I'm a hermaphrodite? :confused:

plo koon 200
08-31-2003, 06:15 PM
It said I was man. I don't know how it got my gender right when it was right in the middle though at 50%. I guess it guessed and guessed correctly it did.

QLD
08-31-2003, 06:26 PM
It scored me as a man with 93% confidence.

I am a "dude" too.

darthvyn
08-31-2003, 07:28 PM
only 86% sure i'm a MAN??? only 86%?????

i'm gonna go eat a steak while riding a motorcycle while shooting mailboxes with my shotgun and making pit bulls fight each other... then i'm gonna take the test again, and we'll see about that 86%...

i still don't get the "clams are alive" question... :confused:

EDIT: oh, it's cuz i prefer a blue bedroom.... :rolleyes:

Jargo
08-31-2003, 07:48 PM
You wuss! :D Actually you're 6% more man than me. Not that i'm jealous of the size of your percentage or anything, i mean i wasn't checking it out dude, just sayin'...... Yeesh! :rolleyes:



:p

Exhaust Port
08-31-2003, 08:17 PM
Crap, I feel even less of a man now that it seems that I was the only "man" to come up as a woman. I don't know what was so womanly about my answers. Doesn't every man organize his shoes by color and frequency of use?

darthvyn
08-31-2003, 10:51 PM
You wuss! :D Actually you're 6% more man than me. Not that i'm jealous of the size of your percentage or anything, i mean i wasn't checking it out dude, just sayin'...... Yeesh! :rolleyes:



:p

i tolds ya, i'm considered a "man" not a "dude" as more manly dudes have been deemed...

sorry, EP... i'm curious, though... what are the different "ranks" of femaledom - is there a "dude-ette?"

Kidhuman
08-31-2003, 11:16 PM
86% male here. What is the other 14%?

stillakid
09-01-2003, 12:40 AM
86% male here. What is the other 14%?


Let's find out. What are you doin' later? ;)

RiversdaleCaptain
09-01-2003, 02:29 AM
thats screwed up, its 86% sure i'm a chick and i most definetly am not...stupid thing...you're not alone EP!

2-1B
09-01-2003, 02:53 AM
86% man ! :)

I feel so . . . beefcake . . .

Exhaust Port
09-01-2003, 08:11 AM
thats screwed up, its 86% sure i'm a chick and i most definetly am not...stupid thing...you're not alone EP!

Whew, that makes me feel better. :happy: It's not a good thing but at least I'm not alone.


what are the different "ranks" of femaledom - is there a "dude-ette?"

To be honest, I was so shocked that it showed me as a woman that I didn't notice my actual "rank" as a woman. Hopefully it was at least "a manly woman" or something.

187-Maul
09-01-2003, 08:25 AM
the test said that I'm "definitly a woman"! but I'm not! so now that makes 3 of us... :( ;)

Jargo
09-01-2003, 09:05 AM
Hey if you're feeling a tad desperate about this you should take the other test on that site, the one for people of 'alternate sexuality' test, now that'd make you feel a bit insecure if you got a negative reading on both tests. :D No hostility, it's just for fun.

Exhaust Port
09-01-2003, 09:38 AM
Well I'm only 23% *** which is below the average for guys which is 39%. For some reason these tests are interesting. I've only done the Purity test in addition to these other 2. I won't quote that number here.....

thrawndude
09-01-2003, 09:46 AM
I too an 86% male. lol Statistically speaking, you are a dude. Hmmm what qualifies a person as a dude? oh well it's nice to know that I'm not a woman I guess...

Exhaust Port
09-01-2003, 10:03 AM
It seems *** is a taboo word, I guess this is why you used the term 'alternate sexuality' to discribe the test EJ.

Jargo
09-01-2003, 10:14 AM
Nah, I just hate the word *** same as I hate the word homerseptual. And coloreds and dyke and moist.... oh damnation i gave myself away. Yes okay it's true, I am a woman and my real name is Loretta :rolleyes: I work in a short order restaurant and I'm yours for ten dollars a jump. Okay? Satisfied now?


I'm sorry, the other twenty percent of me must have seeped out there. Better not take the purity test then. :eek:

JEDIpartner
09-01-2003, 10:51 AM
I work in a short order restaurant and I'm yours for ten dollars a jump.

"Betty... Pick up... Betty..." -Laverne (Laverne & Shirley)

darthvyn
09-01-2003, 02:49 PM
the test said that I'm "definitly a woman"! but I'm not! so now that makes 3 of us... :( ;)

yeah, but you're a foreigner, so there you go... ;)


Yes okay it's true, I am a woman and my real name is Loretta :rolleyes: I work in a short order restaurant and I'm yours for ten dollars a jump. Okay? Satisfied now?


wow... well KISS MY GRITS!!!!! (don't know if you'll get that reference...)

Jargo
09-01-2003, 03:05 PM
Alice? Isn't that one of Merl's expressions? was the cook's name Merl? sopmething like that anyway. It's a long time since I saw the show and we didn't get much of it at that. Other than that I haven't a clue.

My other half is only 26% pure :eek:

Kidhuman
09-01-2003, 03:55 PM
Alice? Isn't that one of Merl's expressions? was the cook's name Merl? sopmething like that anyway. It's a long time since I saw the show and we didn't get much of it at that. Other than that I haven't a clue.

My other half is only 26% pure :eek:

The cooks name was Mel and Flo the other waitress said Kiss My Grits.

Jargo
09-01-2003, 04:08 PM
Hey, pretty darn good guesses though :happy: that's me being smug BTW. Merl/Mel what's the difference? Mel/Flo what's the........ Yeah that was a pretty good show what I saw of it. :sur:

Lowly Bantha Cleaner
09-01-2003, 10:00 PM
I too got a response that said, it was 80% sure that I was a female. I sorta had an inclination that it would say that, before I took it, but I didn't know that it would be that certain. My friends kid me about my more feminine qualities like patience, fact that I listen, understand, etc. while they just get blitzed and nod their head and feign listening whenever their girlfriends attempt to talk to them.

RussUAE
09-02-2003, 07:49 AM
Yup, got landed with 80% certainty that I am female. I'm not sure why!

I got some other friends to do the test and they just said that I was a bit of a bird anyway.

Harruumphh.

Anakin2121
09-02-2003, 10:37 AM
They gave me 80% confidence that I was male. I'd rather have 100%, but hey, I said that clams were alive, so... :D

CloneTrooperMace
09-02-2003, 01:35 PM
I'm a 100% female. Just joking I'm 86% male that sucks donkey :p .I wanted to be a female. :kiss:

InsaneJediGirl
09-02-2003, 02:01 PM
86% Dude?!:eek:Scary...Perhaps I shouldnt have put a "No" to world peace ;)

bobafrett
09-03-2003, 02:21 PM
I was told that "Statistically speaking, you are a chick."

I went to correct there labeling me with the wrong grnder, and received the following:

"You know, for every question, we track very carefully what each gender answers. This allows us to guess with the utmost accuracy what you are. And in the rare case where we guess incorrectly (like now), we have the opportunity to learn from nature's mistake. You.

People like you, who walk the scary line between man and woman, are *very* helpful in understanding exactly what it means to be human. Thanks, and good luck."

So, I cry at movies, does that make me any less a man?

stillakid
09-03-2003, 04:14 PM
So, I cry at movies, does that make me any less a man?

It depends on two things: 1) what movies are you going to, and 2) are you crying because the movie is bad and you wasted $8 bucks or because you're watching some sappy chick-flick in the first place? ;)

bobafrett
09-03-2003, 11:31 PM
Well, I cried at Bambi, I cried when Luke had to burn his Fathers corpse, and I cry at movies with Father and son issues like "Liar, Liar" because my son was the same age as the child when I saw that movie, but he was living in Florida with his mom.

If I feel I've wasted my $8, I usually end up getting a severe headache, like when I went to see "Bolero" with Bo Derek.

Pendo
09-04-2003, 08:22 AM
I hate that test :mad:. I am deffinatly a woman :mad:!

I thought I was only a woman of a weekend, going by the alias Danielle ;)! :rolleyes:

PENDO!

jeddah
09-04-2003, 09:15 AM
I am quite pleased with myself for getting 86% female.

If displaying such admirable character traits such as falling out of pubs at 11.15pm to start a fight; feeling I have to be the breadwinner; acting like the football hooligan yobs on my train this past weekend; dealing with insecurity issues of manhood; not washing my hands after using the toilet; inability to dress myself cohesively and speak on love coherently, comprises manhood, then please count me out. :D

jeddah

darthvyn
09-04-2003, 11:58 AM
11:15 PM??? i don't start fighting til at least 2 AM!

jeddah
09-04-2003, 12:13 PM
11:15 PM??? i don't start fighting til at least 2 AM!

Oh, you have to make allowances for our retarded licensing laws here in the UK - which kinda catalyse the fights by kicking everyone out onto the street at the same time (Last Orders) :rolleyes:

jeddah

Exhaust Port
09-04-2003, 01:17 PM
Just took the Death test. I have until December 20th, 2050 to live. Only 47 years left in this body it seems.

El Chuxter
09-04-2003, 02:10 PM
I too am 86% male. That seems to be a popular number.

darthvyn
09-04-2003, 02:18 PM
Just took the Death test. I have until December 20th, 2050 to live. Only 47 years left in this body it seems.

feb. 1 2055 at the age of 77. i can live with that...

Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.

that's awesome...

darthvyn
09-04-2003, 02:46 PM
i also just took the stress test - i'm 15% stressed! (which barely registers)

Exhaust Port
09-04-2003, 02:50 PM
feb. 1 2055 at the age of 77. i can live with that...


Mine said I would live to 77 also. I wonder if that's the default age or if we had the same amount of vices that we ended up with the same death age.

Kidhuman
09-04-2003, 04:48 PM
November 24, 2036
at the age of 63 years old.

Thats what mine said

Jargo
09-04-2003, 05:16 PM
I hate that test :mad:. I am deffinatly a woman :mad:!

I thought I was only a woman of a weekend, going by the alias Danielle ;)! :rolleyes:

PENDO! So that was you was it? You're one foxy lady at the weekends. A bit muscley but well worth that fifty quid. :crazed:

According to these tests I'm
67% un-telligent.
50% dateable.
I am 44% pick up-able .
I'm 62% compatible as marriage material.
I am 72% sexy and will have sex with 62 people in my lifetime. (seems a little low to me).
I am 52% rock solid friend.

On the personality test it came up with this result:
Like just 3% of the population you are a JUDGE (DICT). Your affinity for facts and analytical approach to life help you some complex problems and make tough decisions that others cannot. But don't think you don't act like a ***** a lot of the time. You jump into arguments and hold grudges like crazy. Try jumping into the sack and holding buttocks, instead. You could probably use some love.

While some may see you as a bit overbearing and arrogant, your friends know that you are a trustworthy person with depth and a strong sense of righteousness. Although you are introverted and somewhat reserved, you have a forceful personality that your friends appreciate and your enemies fear. God help them. God help all of us.

I can expect to die December 1, 2030, aged 62.
causes are predicted chance-wise thusly:
Heart attack 24%
Cancer 20%
Electrolysis 11%

I am a mere 24% pure. Shocking! :eek:
My inner child is the rare rented stepchild.
I'm 41% b*****d. of which 23% is *word which means backwards but which is banned by this site*

Well that's pased another hour of boredom nicely.

Anakin2121
09-04-2003, 05:16 PM
June 13, 2067 at 81 years old.
Sounds good to me! :D

InsaneJediGirl
09-05-2003, 03:20 PM
What you fail to realize is not getting harmed in anyway in between.Better baracade yourselves in the basement to be on the safe side :D

darthvyn
09-06-2003, 12:50 AM
What you fail to realize is not getting harmed in anyway in between.Better baracade yourselves in the basement to be on the safe side :D

where do you think i'm typing from right now? c'mon... i'm a star wars geek (among many other classifications of geek...) i'm ALWAYS in the basement!

bobafrett
09-06-2003, 12:54 PM
where do you think i'm typing from right now? c'mon... i'm a star wars geek (among many other classifications of geek...) i'm ALWAYS in the basement!

I too, live in a basement, well it's more like a garden apartment, I look out my front window, and I see flowers at eye level.

As far as the Death Test results go, I will live until April 21st, 2040 the the ripe old age of 74!

In the love test I got the following message "Greetings cunfusoid, you scored a 46%".
87% are more loveable than me
1% are just as loveable as me
11% are less loveable than me

And in the sex test, it says I will have sex with 14 people, which means I will have 10 new lovers in my lifetime. I think that is rather hard to believe seeing as I have spent the last 3 years restoring my virginity (not by choice). LOL! Oh, and I'm 49% sexy! I guess I am average.

plo koon 200
09-06-2003, 04:07 PM
Have not taken the sex test yet but I will live until July 12 2060 at 75 years and 11 days. I was born on the first. Oh well. There is always time travel and deep freeze options to prevent me from dying.

plo koon 200
09-06-2003, 04:18 PM
Just took the love test. They called me a Romeo. There are 92% people less loveable than me. 1% just as loveable as me. And 5% more loveable than me. I don't find this to be true because I have not seen to many girls like me after they find out about my well... you know... large... Star Wars collection.

187-Maul
09-06-2003, 06:44 PM
I'm expected to die at the age of 74, on the 3rd january 2061
reasons are:
40% cancer
16% alcoholism
11% heart attack
8% alien abduction
5% drowning

I'm 62% un-telligent

I'm 46% lazy

and I'm 79% pure!

InsaneJediGirl
09-06-2003, 07:48 PM
I'm 29% Un-Intelligent


Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are a sad and hopeless excuse for a woman:

"Interesting. While the subject shows an above average level of intelligence, her sense of observation is abnormally below average. We attribute this to the egotistical nature of the subject. Actually, snakes behave in the same manner, but she's smarter than any animal.

"But what concerns us most about her is her sinister and violent attitude. While we almost find it amusing that the subject would rather kill something than suffer a minor inconvenience, it effectively destroys her ability to survive tight situations. Our study suggests there is a 71% chance that she will end up in prison!

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a nearly satanic (and sexual!) sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

71% of going to jail!Wow,my mom would kill me:)

plo koon 200
09-07-2003, 02:09 PM
Took the personality test. I'm apparently the Experimenter. (Dominant, Introvert, Abstract, Thinker)

This is what it said.

Like just 4% of the population you are an EXPERIMENTER (DIAT). Although you're slightly shy (admit it!), you love control. When a problem comes in your way, you stomp on it swiftly and decisively. You are bothered easily by failure in others and failure in yourself. You don't like people that you don't think are intelligent. Rather than arguing with them, however, you would just as soon ignore them altogether.

In relationships, you have a strong heart. And because you're introverted, people take you as someone they can trust. But the fact is that in addition to solving problems, you like to create them. So there's a decent chance that you'll cheat on a loved one. If you do, you'll likely get away with it.

You're a good person at heart, but then again, who isn't?


Well, I guess I'm going to cheat on someone and die at the age of 75 for doing so. At least I won't be caught, likely.

plo koon 200
09-07-2003, 02:18 PM
I took the pick up test and scored a 33%. There are 77% more people who are more easily pick up able. 5% just as bad as me and 16% who are worse.

This is what it said.

pickup-able! You're cold and unapproachable, like a big glacier that's unapproachable. And cold. Unlike the Arctic tundra, few even venture to plant their flag in you. You're definitely not a Scorpio, unless you were born between October 23 and November 21. The bad news is that you'll end up miserable and alone, probably knitting doilies out of cat hair. The good news is that this is apparently what you want. Honestly, I don't even feel comfortable talking to you right now, so I'm just gonna go… yeah… wash my friend's hair.

r2dee2
09-09-2003, 10:36 AM
I got the 86% female too...guess they like that 86% a lot........in my case they're right. I found the questions to be quite interesting, and it was difficult to differentiate what a typical woman versus man might answer in some of them.

plo koon 200
09-09-2003, 06:51 PM
I took the sex test. It said I will only have sex with one person and that I will have sex in my own bed when I am 21.

plo koon 200
09-09-2003, 07:07 PM
I just took the purity test. Unfortunately there are 96% people LESS pure than me and only 4% who are more pure than me.

These tests are messed up. They make me look too good.

plo koon 200
09-09-2003, 07:18 PM
Well a good thing or perhaps bad is that I'm 24% ***.
The typical guy is 39% ***.
There are 15% guys less *** than me.
4% who are just as ***.
79% who are more ***.

By the way I'm not ***.

Oops, did not notice that word was banned. Look at the tests and look for a three letter word and you will know what the word is.

plo koon 200
09-09-2003, 07:38 PM
These tests are fun. I'm 33% Un-telligent