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Bel-Cam Jos
12-31-2003, 11:46 AM
(Hey, where'd the "list" icon go?)
We've done just about every type of "favorite quote from..." list, but I hadn't noticed one for quite possibly the most notorious quote producing TV show of all! How about this as a format

TOP 10 SIMPSONS QUOTES

(My list will be forthcoming)

and

TOP SIMPSONS QUOTES BY CHARACTER

Homer: "The Internet? Is that thing still around?"
Bart: "I'll keep my crappy sponges, thank you very much."
Marge: "Homer, did you tell vicious mobsters to eliminate my competition by savage beatings?"
Lisa: "If anybody needs me, I'll be in my room."
Millhouse (he signs this on Bart's leg cast): "Millpool."
Maggie (spoken about her, since she rarely speaks for herself): "No, Maggie. Lemur. Lemur."
Mrs. Crabbappel: "No. Stop. Think of the children."
Rev. Lovejoy: "Constancy. Sweet, sweet constancy."
Jasper: "Who shot who in the what now?"
Hans Moleman: "I was saying 'Boo-urns'."
Sideshow Bob: "But I saved, the children's lives!"
Ned Flanders (spoken by Homer about him): "Past instances where I claimed to like you were fraudulent."
Krusty: "I deserved that."
Dr. Hibbert: "Anything else I would give you is just a placebo."

And lots more!

Exhaust Port
12-31-2003, 03:07 PM
Bart: "What religion are you?"
Homer: "What's that one with all those well meaning rules that don't work out in real life? Oh yeah, Christianity."

R. Wolfcastle/McBain: "The goggles....they do nothing!"

Lisa: "Have fun at the Bob Sagget concert."
Chief Wiggum: "No, it's Bob Segar!" <looking at tickets> "Aw, crap."

Homer: "I'm not a religious man but if you can hear me up there, SAVE US SUPERMAN!"

Ralph: "Hello SuperNintendo Chalmers."

Homer: "This is Ned Flanders....my Friend!"
Lenny: "What did he say?"
Carl: "I dunno, something about being g.ay."

Lurleen: "Homer, you're as sweet as a bag of sugar."
Homer: "Thanks.......you did say sugar, right?

Burns: "Use the open face club! The sand wedge!"
Homer: "Mmmmm....open face club sandwich.......<drool>"

Duffman: "Duffman....can't breath....OH YEAH!"

Bart: "For once dad's butt PREVENTED the release of toxic gas."

JON9000
12-31-2003, 07:33 PM
"Me fail English? But that's unpossible!"

Lowly Bantha Cleaner
01-01-2004, 12:44 AM
(I apoligize if the wording for the quotes are a little off)

Lisa: Dad, I'm pretty sure Bart's a vampire!
Homer: Lisa, you and your stories. Bart's a vampire, beer kills brain cells. Now let's go back to (hesitates) that place (hesitates agains) where our beds and t.v. (hesitates once more) is.

Homer: (reminiscing about a childhood soap-box racer incident) And we never drank again (puts beer to mouth and sips).

Ralph: And the doctor said I wouldn't get anymore nosebleeds if I just kept my finger out of there.

Chief Wiggum: I think Sideshow Bob should be kept in jail, because he insulted me. He called me Chief Piggum.
(Courtroom audience erupts in laughter)
Wiggum: All yeah, ha-ha, I get it now.

Monty Burns: (after putting Homer's brain on his head). Hey, look at me I'm Davy Crockett.

(While brainstorming potential enemies during a period when Bart's life was being threatened).

Lisa: (on the telephone) All right Moe, we know it was you. So you better quit or will squawk to the cops.
Moe: (defensively) All right, all right. I'll take care of it. (hangs up phone, runs to back room).
All right, the gig is up. We gotta get 'em out of here. (opens crates containing Giant Pandas.) Shoo-shoo, get out here!

Groundskeeper Willie: (whimpering) I didn't cry when they hung me father for stealing a pig, but I'd cry now.

Flanders Satan: (materializes in Simpson's kitchen, looks over to Bart) Hey Bart.
Bart: Hey.

Pepe: I love you Papa Homer.
Homer: I love you too Pepsi.

Bel-Cam Jos
01-01-2004, 12:45 PM
Here's my list, as of right now. Simpsons quotes' rankings may change without notice.

1. Many: “Eh, what’re you gonna do?”
2. Many: “So long, suckers!”
3. Homer: “You tried, and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try. Heh, heh! Right in the butt!”
4. Lisa: “No, Maggie. Lemur. Lemur.”
5. Homer: “D it up, Marge! I’m goin’ to the hole!”
6. Hans Moleman: “Oh, my brains.”
7. Retirement Home Resident: “I want some taquitos.”
8. Homer: “Pinchy would’ve wanted it this way.”
9. Future Ralph: “Smell you later, Bart. Smell you later forever.”
10. Millhouse: “Look! It's Bart! And he’s doin' stuff!”

Vortex
01-02-2004, 06:44 PM
Grounds keeper Wily: "More fun that a greased up Scot!"

Speak and Spell (typed by mojo the monkey): "Pray for Mojo"

Wily again: "Go Aberdeen!"

Moe to Homer's Mom: "When you left Homer all those year ago you left a hole in his heart which he's used alcohol to fill...god bless you."

Darth Jax
01-03-2004, 12:10 AM
amazed this one hasn't been mentioned yet (it is after all a SW site)

ralph - i bent my wookie

Jedi_Master_Guyute
01-03-2004, 01:31 AM
"I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around town; making sure it's SPEED didn't drop below 50 mph; and if it's SPEED dropped, the bus would blow up. I think it was called, 'the bus that couldn't slow down'"
-homer J. simpson

"Team Discovery channel!"
-Martin Prince

"I'm not a nerd bart; nerds are smart!"
-Milhouse

that's all for now. :D

jjreason
01-03-2004, 09:04 AM
Krusty, doing the talkshow, with a huge eagle clawing into his head:

Zookeeper: "It must be defending it's eggs!"

KTK: "I only ate one!!!!!"

Exhaust Port
01-03-2004, 02:23 PM
Homer: "This can't be a science convention, it's full of nerds."

Man: "Max Power? That's a great name."
Homer (ie Max Power): "Thanks, I thought of it while using my hair drier."

Homer: "When Marge went to the Police Academy I thought it would be funny like that movie Space Balls. But it turned out to be sick and disturbing like that movie Police Academy."

JEDIpartner
01-08-2004, 12:22 PM
Homer: D'I have hair! (waking up the morning after using Dinoxymil)

Homer: Ooooh...Are you going to wear the blue things with the things? (to Marge on an intimate night out)

Lowly Bantha Cleaner
01-12-2004, 11:15 PM
Bart: Dad! You killed Zombie Flanders!

Homer: Flanders was a zombie? lol


Homer: Lousy Smarch weather!


Marge: Hey officer, I am here to pick up my husband.

Wiggum: Mrs. Simpson, I am sorry. Your husband was DOA.

Marge: Ohmigod! Dead on arrival?!?!

Wiggum: Oh, Oh, Oh I mean DUI. I get those two confused.

(Later on)

Unknown woman: Hi, officer you said my husband was DUI.

Wiggum: Uhhhhhhh (hesitates), why don't you talk to that man over there.

Kidhuman
01-13-2004, 12:38 PM
Homer: What am I gonna do with ten thousand Angel Ash Trays?
BArt: I can take up smoking
Homer: You damn well better

Homer: We all need to help your mother out.
Bart: I'll take up smoking so I can quit
Homer: Thats a good boy, heres a dollar
Lisa: But Daddddddddddddddd!!! He didnt do anything
Homer: Didn't he Lisa, didn't he?

Robot(angel of springfield episode): Why WHy was I programmed to feel pain?

Mr. Burns: Food Jobber(sp?) Plz

Mr Burns: What are you doing tonight Smithers, something g*y no doubt?
SMithers: What?
Burns: You know, mothers lock up your daughters SMithers is out on the town

Homer(Lemon Tree episode): Run boy he has the tatse for meat now.

Burns: Kethup, Catsup, Ketchup Catsup

Homer: FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDEEEEEEEEEEE ERRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSS
Ned: (looking ot he crowd) What What is it HOmer?
Homer: Made ya look.

Agent(cant remember name) :I'll get you Beer Baron
Homer: No you won't
Agent: Yes I will
Homer: D'OH!!

scruffziller
01-13-2004, 03:26 PM
Homer: I don't need to take English, I'm never going to England.


(sequence)- Marge:How come you didn't tell me Mr. Burns went broke?!
Homer:Now Marge I can't remember EVVVVVrything that happens in my day.
Marge: You told me about that candybar you found, 3 times!
Bart: (to Homer) YOU FOUND A CANDY BAR!!!
Homer: OH YES!! Gather 'round my son and I shall tell you a tale....

Homer: JEEBUS!!!! SAVE ME JEEBUS!!!

(fast tempo)
Lisa and Bart: WILL YOU TAKE US TO SPLASH MOUNTAIN!!!!
HOMER: No.
Lisa and Bart: WILL YOU TAKE US TO SPLASH MOUNTAIN!!!!
HOMER: No.
Lisa and Bart: WILL YOU TAKE US TO SPLASH MOUNTAIN!!!!
HOMER: No.
Lisa and Bart: WILL YOU TAKE US SPLASH MOUNTAIN!!!!
HOMER: No.
Lisa and Bart: WILL YOU TAKE US TO SPLASH MOUNTAIN!!!!
HOMER: No.
Lisa and Bart: WILL YOU TAKE US TO SPLASH MOUNTAIN!!!!
HOMER: No.
Lisa and Bart: WILL YOU TAKE US TO SPLASH MOUNTAIN!!!!
HOMER: No.
Lisa and Bart: WILL YOU TAKE US TO SPLASH MOUNTAIN!!!!
HOMER: NO!!!!!!!!!
Lisa and Bart: WILL YOU TAKE US TO SPLASH MOUNTAIN!!!!
HOMER: No.
Lisa and Bart: WILL YOU TAKE US TO SPLASH MOUNTAIN!!!!
HOMER: No.
Lisa and Bart: WILL YOU TAKE US TO SPLASH MOUNTAIN!!!!
HOMER: No.
Lisa and Bart: WILL YOU TAKE U TO SPLASH MOUNTAIN!!!!
HOMER: No.
Homer: Please.........If I promise to take you to Splash Mountain will you stop asking?
Bart: Yes.
Lisa: Of Course.
Homer: (sigh) Good.
Lisa and Bart: So, WILL YOU TAKE US TO SPLASH MOUNTAIN.

Homer: Swim my pretties!!!

Homer:Someday you'll be able to move(as in dancing) like this boy......
Bart: Not if I can help it.
Homer: WHY YOU LITTLE!!!!!!!!!!!.....................

Homer at the Chili Cookoff
Homer: (tasting Flander's 4 alarm Chili) 1.........2........ WAAAIT A MINUTE......
This ain't no 4 alarm Chili!!!!!!!
Flanders::cry: (crying) I'm sorry it's only 2 alarm.........2 and a half tops...... I just wanted to look good in front of the kids.
Todd: Daddy are you going to jail??????
Flanders: We'll see son......We'll see......

Burns:Who's Wearing the Cat's Pajamas now!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jedi Clint
01-13-2004, 08:21 PM
Cheif Wiggum: "Yep. Ned Flanders, hepped up on goof balls."*

*not sure if that is an exact quote

billfremore
01-14-2004, 08:06 PM
Homer - "I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T!

dr_evazan22
01-14-2004, 10:47 PM
Krusty - "I thought I was a self-hating Jew, but it turns out I'm an anti-Semite like everyone else!"

billfremore
01-19-2004, 01:38 PM
"The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, mash the keys with you hand now"

Lord Malakite
01-19-2004, 01:50 PM
Nadine: Now why did ya have to bring my parents with us Cletus?
Cletus: Now Nadine, theys my parents too.

Cletus: Hey I can call my ma from up here. Hey ma!!! Get off the dang roof!!!

Cletus: Dang, you are like one of those magic queers.

"Some folk won't lose a toe and then some folk will, like Cletus, the slacked jawed yokel."

Kidhuman
01-19-2004, 02:12 PM
Leader: WOuld you be interested in a slightly used Messiah?????
CLetus(cocking his shotgun): No, but I will take them sacks of money

tagmac
01-20-2004, 12:33 AM
Homer: "Lisa....when you hate your job, you don't strike. You just go in every day, and do it really half-azzed...it's the American way!"

Kidhuman
01-20-2004, 05:54 AM
Smithers: I'm sorry. I didnt mean to shoot you in your wooden leg
Jasper: You shot who in the what now?

Bosskman
01-26-2004, 06:05 PM
I haven't read any of the previous posts, and I could post 10 favorite quotes a day for months and still get nowhere near the end of them. So here's a few of my favorite ones in no particular order:
"Weazeling out of things is important to learn, it's what separates us from the animals.......except the weazel."
"Yyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssss"
"Nothin' beats the hobo life, stabin' folks with my hobo knife"
"I got held back in the fourth grade myself, twice, and look at me man..now I DRIVE the schoolbus!"
"A spoonfull of slurry is good for what ails ya"
"Well if it isn't Fatty and Smelma"
"Man you're greasy"
"Pray for Mojo"
Bart:"How did a lion get rich?"
Homer:"It was the olden days"
"Who shot who in the what now?"
Homer:"See I told you they could deep fry my pants."
Marge:"I didn't say they couldn't I said YOU SHOULDN'T"
"See all that stuff in there Homer, that's why you're robot didn't work"
"Flaaaanders. Flaaaaaaaanders. Flaaaaaanders."
"Guess I forgot to put the foglights in" (to the sugarcrisp tune)

That's all for now

CaptainSolo1138
01-27-2004, 03:27 PM
Bart:"Ralph, I thought you were dead."
Ralph:"Nope."

Disco Stu: "Disco Stu doesn't advertise!"

Mr. Burns: "I'd give it all back for just a little more..."

Cletus: "Maw,look at that pointy-haireded girl!"

And my all time favorite:
Professor Frink:"My God! I've been re-dorkulated!"

And there's probably a million more that I couldn't think of.

El Chuxter
01-27-2004, 03:45 PM
Here's just a handful.

Ralph: Sleep? That's where I'm a pirate! :Pirate:

Ralph: That's where the leprechaun lives. He tells me to burn things.

Homer: Let that be a lesson to you, Lisa. Never love anything.
Lisa: Not even you?
Homer: Especially not me.

Homer: Got any messages for Jimi Hendrix?
Vet: Yeah. Pick up your puppy.

Moe: Beat it, Homer!
Guy: Who is this, Homer? My name is. . . Guy Incognito!
[Guy Incognito is thrown out of the bar and Homer walks by.]
Homer: Woah! This guy looks just like me! Woah! That dog has a poofy tail!!

Sideshow Bob: Guess who?
Bob's Brother: Merris?

Moe: We're taking your record out of the jukebox!
Homer: Not "It's Raining Men!"
[Moe throws record out the window, where it hits Smithers on the head.]
Smithers: HEY!! [Looks at record.] Wooooo!

Moe: There's something not right here. Something wrong, but I can't quite put my finger on it. Oh my God, I've got it! This g*y bar doesn't have any peanuts!!

Bart: Note to self: Shut up, Lisa!

McBain: Meeting adjourned. Raht now Ah'm thinkingk of holdingk another meeting. . . in bed!

Rainier Wolfcastle: It's just two hours of me standing in front of a brick wall. It cost $20 million to make.
Jay Sherman: How do you sleep at night?
Rainier: On a large pile of money, with many beautiful women.

Rainier: I just realized you insulted me.
Jay: Ooh, look, your shoe's untied!
[Rainier looks down. Jary runs away.]
Rainier: Upon closer inspection, I see that these are loafers.

Lisa: Good-bye, Sherry Bobbins!
Barney: So long, Superman!

Disco Stu: Woah! Frank Sinatra!
Frank Sinatra: For me, this is hell.

Homer: Mmmm, chocolate. D'oh! Mmmm, chocolate. D'oh! Mmmm, chocolate. D'oh! Marge, we need some more of the chocolate/vanilla/strawberry ice cream!

"Call Mr Plow, that's the name. That name again is Mr Plow."

Linda Ronstadt: Barney, I'm thinking of including a Spanish version of your jingle on my next album. "Senor Plow no es macho/Creo que es un boracho!"

Homer: Larry Flynt is right! [about Steven Hawking]

Ringo Starr: Dear Susie. In response to your letter from April 2, 1963, yes, we do have fries in England. Only here, we call them "chips."
[servant says something]
Ringo: Dammit, they took the time to write to me, and I'll respond to all their letters, even if it takes me the next thirty years!

Homer: D'oh!!
Lisa: A deer!
Marge: A female deer!

Snake: All right! I'm out in three days and I'm already invited to a party!

Comic Book Guy: This looks like a job from Green Lantern, She-Ra, or possibly Ghost Rider.
Otto: What about Superman?
CBG: Oh, puhleeze.

Milhouse: Your name is Milhouse, too? I thought I was the only one!
Milhouse from Shelbyville: A pain I know too well.

CBG: Sarcasm detector? Oh, that's a real useful invention!

The Collector: I've been defeated by a ruse so hackneyed it would make Stan Lee blush!

Dark Marble
01-29-2004, 10:25 AM
Lisa to Marge: Mom, how do you tell a boy you aren't interested with out hurting his feelings?

Homer: Let me take this one Marge because I've heard them all. Why don't we just be friends, we should see other people, I'm married to the sea, I don't want to kill you but I will...and if that fails remember 6 words, I'm not gay but I'll learn.

Homer singing: I drink a whiskey drink I drink a lager drink and when I got to pee I use the kitchen sink!!

Milhouse's Dad: Milhouse give him back his soul, I have work in the morning!!

Marge walking out of courtroom in stocks: That judge is really a butthole.

Kidhuman
01-29-2004, 12:30 PM
The Simpsons have a huge Jigsaw Puzzel set up in the yard and FLanders is looking over the fence:


Ned: It seems your missing a piece
Homer: It seems your missing a wife
Ned: Oh, I walked right into that one.

CaptainSolo1138
01-29-2004, 03:54 PM
Even though it's not exactly a quote, one of my favorite Simpsons moments is when Homer "builds" his backyard BBQ pit.

Another quote is when the ninjas and the mob are fighting in the front yard and Homer is worried about seeking shelter because he knows when he turns around "the little guy is gonna do something cool." Which leads to another favorite of mine when the ninja comes through the window, bows, and says "Forgiv-a-ness, prease!"

Lowly Bantha Cleaner
01-30-2004, 11:47 PM
Best Simpson's quote from a video game: Simpson's Hit & Run.

(Homer, after confronting C. M. Burns on suspicion for spying on him)

Homer: All right Burnsy, the gig is up! Fess up!
CMB: All right, all right, I had Amelia Earhart killed. That hussy . . .



Also, from the series, after Homer denies he was Mr. Plow.

Flanders: But Homer, you were Mr. Plow. In fact you are wearing the jacket now.
Homer(sarcastingly): Uh, Flanders I think I know my own life better than you.
(singing to himself) Mr. Plow is my name, that name again is Mr. Plow.

Kidhuman
01-31-2004, 12:44 AM
Best Simpson's quote from a video game: Simpson's Hit & Run.

(Homer, after confronting C. M. Burns on suspicion for spying on him)

Homer: All right Burnsy, the gig is up! Fess up!
CMB: All right, all right, I had Amelia Earhart killed. That hussy . . . .

I beleive that line was in the Trillion Dollar Bill episode.

Lowly Bantha Cleaner
02-01-2004, 12:41 PM
I beleive that line was in the Trillion Dollar Bill episode.

I stand corrected. (I've seen only pieces of that episode).

Then my next nominee for best quote from a Simpson's video game comes from Seymour Skinner, also from Simpson's Hit & Run.

Seymour (chasing someone with his car): I'll get you just like I got Charley in 'Nam.

Bel-Cam Jos
02-09-2004, 09:10 AM
Well, last night's new episode where they parody world history events had a good one, Nelson's Beethoven laugh: "Hah hah hah-hah, hah hah hah-hah!" :D

Kidhuman
02-09-2004, 10:12 AM
How could anyone forget


<yoink>

Darth Kirk
02-09-2004, 10:34 PM
My fave quote was when Homer was pleading to Kang and Kodos:
Homer: Please don't eat me, I have a wife and three kids.... Eat them!
Kang: Silence!!
Or when he refers to what he believes is coool music he always refers to and sings Jefferson Starship's- We Built this City.. coooooooooooooooooool

Kidhuman
02-14-2004, 12:35 AM
Marge: Grandpa,theres only 49 stars on that flag

Abe: I be in a cold, cold grave before I recognize Missoura

Bel-Cam Jos
11-11-2004, 10:44 AM
The one I'm using most frequently now is: "Shake harder, boy!" from the Springfield Lemon Tree episode. (Although, I had been quoting it incorrectly as "Shake your fist harder, boy!" Which I happen to like better.)

Kidhuman
11-11-2004, 10:59 AM
The Lemon Tree Episode is one of the all time best. My favorite line is when Homer throws the dog a steak and then yells" Run boy, He has the taste for meat".

Ji'dai
11-11-2004, 02:00 PM
The cute blonde dreadlocked protest leader: "I'm a level 5 vegan. I don't eat anything that casts a shadow."

Comic Book Guy (as The Collector) to Lucy Lawless: "Here are some names you may call me on our wedding night: Obi Wan, Iron Man, Mr. Mxyzptlk, and of course, Big Papa Smurf.

Homer: "Now if you excuse me, I have to do some serious thinking."
Bart: "I'm sure he meant serious drinking."
Lisa: "Yeah, me too."

Bel-Cam Jos
09-10-2006, 11:15 AM
Since I can't find the/a thread about this aspect of the Simpsons and Star Wars, I'm using this thread for that purpose. <yoink> ;)

Taking SW scenes and inserting Simpsons dialogue or quotes.

ON HOME 1, BRIEFING ROOM
(Luke enters and is embraced by Leia)
Leia: "Luke? What is it?"
Luke: "Ask me about it sometime."

(Later, in docking bay)
Leia: "How 'bout now?"

(Later, in shuttle)
Leia: "How 'bout now?"

(Later, on Endor)
Leia: "How 'bout now?"

ON HOTH, IN WAMPA CAVE
(Luke struggles to reach for lightsaber)
Luke: "Uuuhhh, guh-uuhhhh..." (in Mr. Burns frustration grunt)

ON MUSTAFAR, NEAR LAVA RIVER
Obi-Wan: "I loved you like a brother! You were the Chosen One!"
Anakin: "Uuuhhh, guh-uuhhhh..." (in Mr. Burns frustration grunt)
Obi-Wan: "What is it?"
Anakin: "It takes like... burning."

Hee, hee, hee! (in Homer gleeful laugh) :D

El Chuxter
09-10-2006, 12:36 PM
On Kashyyyk:
YODA: "I bent my Wookiee!"

On the Death Star:
Vader: "And now, Your Highness, we will discuss the location of the hidden Rebel base."
[Torture droid hovers in.]
Leia: "Please don't! I'm full of chocolate!"

On the Death Star:
Officer: "TK-421, why aren't you at your post?"
Luke: "Who is this 'TK-421'? My name is Guy Incognito!"

Kidhuman
09-10-2006, 01:22 PM
Outlander nightclub:

Obi walks to the bar, looks at the patron next to him:

Patron:BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPP(barne y)

&

Bel-Cam Jos
09-10-2006, 08:06 PM
ON THE DEATH STAR, TARGETING ROOM
Tarkin: "I grow tired of asking, so this will be the last time. Where is the rebel base?"
Leia: "It's 1-2-3 Fake Street."
Tarkin [looking at Imperial officers] : "That's some nice work, boys."

ON DAGOBAH, NEAR SWAMP
Luke: "I'll try."
Yoda: "You tried, and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try. Heh heh! Right in the [swamp]! "

UKWildcat
03-04-2007, 02:00 PM
Mr. Burns: "For years man has yearned to destroy the sun. I will do the next best thing, block it out!"

JimJamBonds
03-04-2007, 03:04 PM
Homer: "Its raining men?!?"
Moe: : "Not no more it ain't.'

2-1B
03-04-2007, 05:08 PM
"Our show used to be good."

UKWildcat
03-04-2007, 05:15 PM
I just thought of another.

When the haz-mat team enters Moes Tavern and the guy says: "Men alive! There are... Men alive in here."

lol

General_Grievous
03-04-2007, 08:27 PM
The Lemon Tree Episode is one of the all time best. My favorite line is when Homer throws the dog a steak and then yells" Run boy, He has the taste for meat".

Bart: Eat my shorts, Shelbyville!!

Bart and Homer: EAT MY SHORTS!!!

Flanders: Yes, eat all of our shirts!!

And the Treehouse of Horror III King Homer story.

Barney: Hey monkey, you want a peanut?

Homer takes whole bag

Barney: I said one! ONE!!!!

El Chuxter
03-05-2007, 01:33 AM
I'm fond of the scene where everyone is scared of Adam West at the car show because he lives too much in that stupid old TV show.

I mean, really, in real life, I used my purple powers to whip Batman's a** every day!

THIS I COMMAND!!

JimJamBonds
03-06-2007, 12:20 AM
Ralph imho is always good for a funny quote:

"My cat's breath smells like cat food" is I would have to say my favorite.

UKWildcat
03-06-2007, 12:40 AM
Ralph imho is always good for a funny quote:

Agreed!

Ralph: "I ated the purple berries... They taste like burning."

Jayspawn
03-13-2007, 12:05 PM
My favorite is from Comic Book Guy..

"But Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills -you're from two seperate worlds!"

DarkArtist
03-13-2007, 01:36 PM
Homer in the post office:

Homer - "Hello my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me."

Postal Worker - "Ok, Mr. Burns... What's your first name?"

Homer - "I Don't Know ?"

also Ralph " I bent my Wookie."

JediTricks
03-14-2007, 05:25 AM
Homer in the post office:

Homer - "Hello my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me."

Postal Worker - "Ok, Mr. Burns... What's your first name?"

Homer - "I Don't Know ?"
NO WAY! I can't believe you posted that yesterday, I came up with my new sig yesterday without having seen this thread or heard the line anywhere, that's crazy timing!

El Chuxter
03-14-2007, 02:46 PM
I myself am partial to the simple:

Mr Burns: Egg-zellent!

Bel-Cam Jos
03-16-2007, 10:35 PM
"Mmm... pie pants..."
"Mmm... sacra-licious..."
"Mmm... caramel baloney..."
"Mmm... pistol whip..."
"Mmm... unprocessed fish sticks..."
"Mmm... forbidden donut..."
"Mmm... loganberry..."
"Mmm... soylent green..."
"Mmm ... incapacitating..."