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El Chuxter
12-12-2001, 04:29 PM
This thread is a sort of continuation of another thread under Classic Trilogy, What Would Be Fun To See (http://www.sirstevesguide.com/vbportal/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1927), in which everyone pretends it's 22 years ago and posts speculation and spoilers regarding The Empire Strikes Back.

For this thread, pretend it's 19 years ago and we're eagerly awaiting the third film.

Star Wars III is coming! I've heard both the names Revenge of the Jedi and Blue Harvest being tossed around. Whatever it turns out to be, this forum is for thoughts and info on Chapter VI of Luke Skywalker's tale.

I'm sure two questions are on everyone's mind: Does Luke believe Darth Vader's lie? Who is this "other" hope?

I for one can't wait to see Vader's volcano lair and see Boba Fett and his little band of bounty hunters in action!

El Chuxter
12-12-2001, 04:37 PM
Here's two posts from Star Wars discussion from the early 80s archived online. (http://www.sirstevesguide.com/vbportal/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2340) that can start this off nicely. :)


Originally posted by Rollo Tomassi
I have it on good faith that Mon Calimari are little furry creatures on the green moon base of Imperial Center that help overthrow the Empire.;)


Originally posted by bigbarada
I guess that makes sense, I had heard of short furry creatures but someone called them "Wooklings."

I once heard George saying that Episodes 7-9 would be about the survivor of Episodes 4-6.:eek: Only one survivor? I wonder who it will be? Probably not Han, I foresee a botched rescue attempt. As for Luke I think, if what Vader told him is true, will fall close to the dark side. Hey! That makes sense, Luke kills Vader and turns to the Dark Side then 7-9 are about his reign of terror and the band of heroes who fight to stop him. What do you all think?

I've heard we actually get to see the Emperor, but they didn't get Clive Revill to do the voice.:mad: Now what kind of sense does that make? I sense a continuity problem.

Bel-Cam Jos
12-12-2001, 07:20 PM
What choo talkin' 'bout, El Chuxter? Blue Harvest is a horror movie, not a Star Wars title! I think you've been tricked. The title I'd heard was "The Search For Han Solo." Wonder what it'll be about? :rolleyes: One thing's for sure, Yoda will be a big part of this film! He has to continue Luke's training, and he was such a great character. Add a few more centuries to his 800-year old life!

bigbarada
12-12-2001, 07:27 PM
Centuries?:eek: What kind of timespan are you expecting this movie to cover? I've heard that Luke claims to be a full fledged Jedi Knight in this one. Thus, Luke must have gone back to Dagobah to train in between movies. Or are we to believe that the few minutes spent training in TESB are sufficient to be a Jedi?

I've also heard that Leia doesn't even take part in Han's rescue as she's too busy conducting raids on the Imperial City. (Ooooh sounds like a cool place can't wait to see that!) Guess she was a little miffed at that "I know" comment.:)

Rollo Tomassi
12-12-2001, 10:16 PM
"No, there is another" is talking about Han Solo. He is secretly a Jedi Warrior in hiding! Remember how he used Luke's lightsaber on Hoth? And I think Episodes 7-9 will be about him. have you read those awesome Brian Daley books? They wouldn't have written those if the next films weren't about him!


it's too bad Mr. Lucas said there wouldn't be Episodes 10-12 like he originally said their might be...:(

JEDIpartner
12-13-2001, 11:10 AM
Originally posted by Rollo Tomassi
"No, there is another" is talking about Han Solo.

I used to totally agree with you on that one, but the more I thought about the "Between the rock and the tree" thing that Yoda said in the last movie, I think the "other" is Chewie! Come on! You know it makes sense. If the Jedi are supposed to be one with "living things" then why not a creature from a forest planet like Kashyyyk?? I heard that there is going to be a forest planet in STAR WARS III so I bet that some big battle will take place there and Chewie will step up and save the day! Why ELSE would they have a forest planet?

Anyone else with me on this one???

Rollo Tomassi
12-13-2001, 11:37 AM
Ha! Chewie. Good one JediPartnr. That's about as far fetched as saying Leia is the "other". THAT'S never gonna happen...


I also heard a stupid rumor that the original Death Star didn't blow all the way up and that the Emperor is using the half that's left to wreak havor again. The guy even had "supposed" concept drawings of a gnarled Death Star with a big chunk blown out of the side. This is patently false because A. They wouldn't leave a dangling plot line like that for the 3 or 4 years since they blew it up and B. Mr. lucas wouldn't recycle lame old ideas like that. What do you guys think?

MisterPL
12-13-2001, 04:29 PM
As much as I'd hate to see another Death Star in the next movie, I heard Japanese audiences were disappointed in the ending of Star Wars. They felt Luke should have sacrificed himself by flying into the Death Star's reactor, not just shooting a torpedo at it. But at two meters wide, I don't think he would've fit into the exhaust port :)

Still, it would've been excellent to see a Death Star big enough for a ship to fly into. Maybe someday the film's will get remade by a younger director (like Robert Zemekis). That'd be totally awesome!

As far as "the other" is concerned, I'm betting it's a totally new character. Maybe Lando has an uncle who used to be a Jedi?

Bel-Cam Jos
12-13-2001, 06:55 PM
We all wondered who Boba Fett really is. Well, who else could keep the respect of Darth Vader but another Jedi Knight! Or at least another Sith Lord! He tells Boba "No disintegrations," and I'll bet Sith can do that to people.

The best thing will be Jabba the Hut. More aliens; yeah! I wonder if Han will fight him one-on-one in SW3. Maybe at the spice mines of Kessel! Cool!

Rollo Tomassi
12-13-2001, 08:20 PM
Even cooler than Jabba (whose just a big fat furry creature) will be his planet! I can't wait to see the new worlds they come up with! A forest world and an underground volcano/lava world have been mentioned, but where will Jabba live? A completely water world? or a barren rocky world? i can't wait!!

bigbarada
12-13-2001, 08:31 PM
Well, it was the California desert that they were filming in when those guys on the four-wheelers accidentally discovered them. So maybe it's Tatooine, or another desert world.

I've begun to hear rumors that not only is Leia helping to rescue Han but she puts on a skimpy metallic bikini in order to seduce Jabba. :eek: That can't be true! Sounds more like a lonely fanboy's wet dream.

JediTricks
12-13-2001, 11:17 PM
Ugh, you guys are totally retarded! I've got the whole script outline from Supershadow right here!

- Luke's new hand is converted into tiny lightsabers, giving him a claw glove look.

- There are 2 Death Stars, and the rebels use one to blow up the other and then the imperial city planet.

- Leia and Luke track down Boba Fett, who is living a life of luxury on some hotel planet. Fett tells Leia that his job of the Hutt is done (this is weird because everybody thought that the character was named "Jabba the Hut", but it turns out that Lucas was just saying that as slang, it's a JOB of the Hutt), and he tells them where to find Hutt - on Chewie's home planet!

- The mon calamari are actually mimes wearing puppets on the front of their bodies, they're intergalactic seafood chefs.

- When Luke and Leia track down Lando and Chewie, they all head off to the wookiee planet where they are attacked by wooklings who are working for the Hutt.

- They take them to the hutt and the Hutt has destroyed the carbonite block, so Luke uses his light-hand to kill Hutt.

- Vader dies on the other Death Star.

- Luke and Leia get married at the end of the film.


(hee hee hee :crazed: )

Jargo
12-14-2001, 07:29 AM
I was watching telly and there was a guy on who will be appearing as some pantomime character this christmas, but he said he played a alien character who is in Jobble the hutt's castle! he said he had a big costume that weigheed about the same as a small tank and that he was Herbie Ogle. He said that there were going to be millions of aliens and it would be better than the cantina!!!!!!!!! He said that George wasn't directing but some other guy was. Cuz they asked him what working with George was like and he said he never saw george just some guy he never heard of. He also said that Carrie gets her boobies out:stupid: WOW!!! can't wait for this movie now!!!!!!!!!!!:happy:

Rollo Tomassi
12-14-2001, 11:41 AM
There will be no "boobies"

There will be no "DeathStar"

There will be no desert planet again.

All of this has been done already (except the boobies)

And I think it's a given that Luke and Leia get married. Duh!!:rolleyes:


Take my word for it!!:D

JEDIpartner
12-14-2001, 03:52 PM
This just in!!!

A really good friend of mine told me that he heard the ending of the movies (I'm talking all 9 here- not just Star Wars III) will go like this: After everything is all done you see Artoo and Threepio in a droid scrap yard about to be melted down and they were telling the story to some droid task master!!! The droids were telling the whole story from their experiences!!! How cools is THAT??? I think I read something in Starlog that said this is all told from the droid's viewpoints! I hear that George Lucas already filmed a scene for that too! My friend showed me a picture of a power droid getting a hotfoot near a blast furnace or something!

Jargo
12-16-2001, 06:13 PM
ya think this throne room with lava all over the place is the same place that Ben pushed Vader into to turn him all yuckyfied and make him need his suit? That'd be so col if at the end vader gets pushed back into the lava. What about this forest planet with the wookiees all fighting the Empire? No contest! Wookiees will win no problem. Those stormtroopers are so dumb they walk into doors :p how could they fight a whole planetfull of Wookiees?

I still wanna see Carrie fisher get them boobies out though.:D

El Chuxter
02-14-2004, 06:07 PM
Like, come on! Carrie is so gonna get naked! George wants to make these movies more adult. He'd never pander to little kiddies with crap like the supposed teddy bear battle I've heard rumors of.

But who's this "Ackbar" fellow that Kenner's doing as a mail-away? Some intergalactic sultan or something? I bet he works for Jabba, and Leia has to infiltrate his harem and seduce him while Luke rescues Han.

And you know Han's gonna kick Lando's tail. I bet that's what this "manuever at the Battle of Tanaab" will turn out to be. Lando's gonna get frozen and shot into the sun!!

Pendo
02-14-2004, 06:28 PM
MAJOR NEWS EVERYONE!!!!!

Remember the rumours that Harrison Ford suggesting to George that his character should die in the next movie, well... A friend of a friend of a friend knows someone's sister's roommate who works for ILM and two pictures from the new movie has been past along and has come to me! The Millennium Falcon gets destroyed :sur:!!! It looks like the Falcon is flying through the Imperial City.

:cry:

PENDO!

El Chuxter
02-14-2004, 06:37 PM
Oh, man, that's going to suck! :cry:

Even though I think Han will kill Lando, and there's no way to dispute those pictures, Pendo, I can only hope that what I dismissed as farfetched speculation will turn out to be true: Lando will fly the Falcon!

I heard (from sources I usually think of as disreputable) that Lando's last words will be: "Tell Han I'm sorry about his ship." So maybe he steals the Falcon and tries to make up for getting Han captured last time around. It would be bogus if Han gets killed, but I think I'd rather him just lose his ship while Lando's flying it.

Bel-Cam Jos
02-14-2004, 07:35 PM
There's a really important aspect you're all forgetting. Ben Kenobi. He's just like Luke's only true friend, the only one who tells him the truth. Han treats him like a kid, and if the love relationship with Leia heats up (remember the last scene of Empire?), then things will change. I think Ben will somehow use the Force to help Luke fight Vader. Remember that Ben is Uncle Owen's brother, so they're almost family, too.

But those pictures can't be true! The Falcon is the coolest ship ever. I think that maybe that's just a TIE fighter (or maybe a Star Destroyer) blowing up near it.

One thing that is absolutely true; there will be a radical battle between Luke, Leia, and Chewie against Boba Fett. Fett is the coolest, and you know for sure (gag me with a spoon if I'm wrong) that he will make sure he keeps anyone from messing with him. With that rocket pack, he can get away from anyone!

Chuxter, thanks for digging up this old fossil again!

The 'Xir
02-14-2004, 08:11 PM
Pendo those pics Rock!!!

But that first pic is weird! It looks like the falcon is in a huge room or something maybe a hanger! Maybe it's part of Jaba's planet, when Luke and co go to rescue Han you gotta figure Jabba isn't exactly going to be happy about losing his bounty! I could see a huge battle errupting, and them destroyin Jabba's headquarters! It's hard to dispute those photographs, but I bet ya somhow our heros escape! Think about it, Lando and Chewie were both last seen piloting the Falcon, and they told Luke they'd rendezvous with him on Tatooine, and that they'd get Han and that bounty hunter!!! So 1) we know that Jabba is on Tatooine, and he doesn't have some new planet as someone mentioned above! We know this to be true, if those rumors about a deleted seen in SW:ANH are true, that Jabba was suppossed to be in SW and confronts Han about the bounty on his head! I bet this all comes to fruition in EpVI! I can just see a huge battle between our hero's and Jabba and probably Boba Fett too as Lando suggested! 2)Luke had to get to Tatooine after Lando and chewie leave, so you gotta figure he get's there in his X-wing! If you look in that first pic it looks like Luke's x-wing is behind the Falcon!!! :eek: So if the falcon get's destroyed then luke does too? There's NO WAY that's ever going to happen! So I bet our heros are safely aboard the falcon with the newly rescued Han and Luke in escort after that get done blowing up Jabba's headquarters!!!

Can't wait!!! :D

The 'Xir
02-14-2004, 08:21 PM
Also, no one has said anything about The Emperor? I think it's safe to say that we finally get to see the Emperor in action!!! If he really is Vaders Master his force power must be incredible!!! Maybe The Emperor and Yoda get into a final duel, that represents the final fight betwen true Good vs pure evil!!!! That will rock!

Darth Kirk
02-14-2004, 09:30 PM
Well I did hear that for the 3rd Star Wars, Luke was gonna go to the hall of records on Tatooine and formally remove Darth Vader from his birth certificate and was going to honor Ben Kenobi by having him as his honorary father..

Pendo
02-15-2004, 06:19 AM
Just got another picture, of Jabba the Hutt! This picture is from the cut scene of Star Wars 1, but do you think they will get the same actor to play him?
I must admit that it's not what I expected and am quite disapointed. I was expecting so mean, bad-***** alien dude.

I have also been given some concept arts :D. One I believe to be a baby wookie, one this "Ackbar" character, and another Luke's Mom :sur:!!! I've also been told that one is "Bib-For-Tuna" and he is a fish type creature, so expect some water planet :D.

PENDO!

Bel-Cam Jos
02-15-2004, 10:15 AM
Hmm, I thought Jabba the Hut was going to be a green alien with fangs. I mean, c'mon, we all saw him in the comic book, and I don't think that George Lucas would let there be different versions. I remember hearing that they just put that guy in there so they could use stop motion matte paintings to have a different, weirder alien type character.

This third movie will be tubular! The aliens are even better than the cantina scene. But Luke's mother? Does that mean she's "the other"? She's dead, I thought, but then maybe that means she and Ben could be ghosts. I just can't wait!

You know what the best part is? With three years between movies, by the time all nine are finished, we'll have had SW films in theaters from 1977 to 2001, non stop! The actors won't have breaks, but we fans will always have our movies. :eek: :D That sounds so weird: 2001. Maybe we'll be able to watch the movie from the US space station or the moon by then... a space movie in space...

Kidhuman
02-15-2004, 12:24 PM
Wow, baby wookies. I hope that is CHewie's kid. I hope they will kickas much but as he does. And what is with the Ackbar dude? I thought he was going to be orange and fish like. I thought he was the underwater guy? What is going on? Is Lucas gonna mess up this movie.

Oh and Bel-Cam......I will buy your ticket in 2001 if we are on the moon. If what they say about gravity is true up there, we can have a heck of a time tossing pop corn in the air and trying to catch it in our mouths. 2001 seems so far away. I cant wait. Radical

Darth Kirk
02-15-2004, 03:08 PM
Ok dudes, I went back to the future and I will tell you that I have already seen the film..OK, Vader is indeed a female with a permanent strep throat issue, which means that in fact he is a she and she really is Luke's mom!!! :eek: :eek: Also, Luke says screw it in the end of 'The Rise of the Jedi' yup thats the name, and at first I thought I was in for a porno with that title, anywho, at the end he marries his 1st cousin, LEIA, and they eventually give birth to what Pendo had in his collection of pictures as a baby wookie.. Now I do not know what it is, but Lucas has truly found a way to truly end the trilogy in an honorable fashion..Bravo and good night. mean good day.

JediTricks
02-15-2004, 03:08 PM
You guys are like totally stupid! That's not the Falcon in that fireball, you can see that ship doesn't even have a radar dish on the left side. Maybe that's Lando's new ship or something.

Kidhuman
02-15-2004, 03:24 PM
Yeah maybe its the Lady Luck I heard thats what his ship is called.

The 'Xir
02-15-2004, 04:16 PM
Pendo thanX man, those pics are MINT!!!

but I don't know, I think Lucas is getting weird on us. That ackbar(sp?) charcter looks like an alien version of the mad hatter, and what is up with that snoopy looking thing playing the organ with his feet? That's all we need , is a whole army of snoopy looking aliens running around causing trouble! that'll be the day! :rolleyes:

Pendo
02-16-2004, 04:37 AM
I don't know if anyone's posted this before, but I've heard that there will be a new stormtrooper. It will be red and wear a long robe. They are supposed to be bad mo'fos and protect the Emperor. I REALLY can't wait to see these dudes kick arse, they sound awsome :D!

PENDO!

Bel-Cam Jos
02-16-2004, 09:56 AM
Originally posted by Darth Kirk:
Ok dudes, I went back to the future and I will tell you that I have already seen the film..OK, Vader is indeed a female with a permanent strep throat issue, which means that in fact he is a she and she really is Luke's mom!!! :eek: :eek: Also, Luke says screw it in the end of 'The Rise of the Jedi' yup thats the name, ... anywho, at the end he marries his 1st cousin, LEIA, and they eventually give birth to what Pendo had in his collection of pictures as a baby wookie.. Now I do not know what it is, but Lucas has truly found a way to truly end the trilogy in an honorable fashion..Bravo and good night. mean good day.
DK, that makes no sense whatsoever. Mr. Lucas has already gien us one possible strange family connection (Luke/Vader), why would he bring in another one. I for one cannot think of anything more disgusting than Luke and Leia as cousins. :frus:

But Pendo, can anyone in a red robe really be cool? I mean, I wouldn't want some guy in a red robe even being a door man or an elevator operator. Think of the action figure for that one; it'd be like a salt shaker just standing there. No thanks. :(

Pendo
02-16-2004, 10:24 AM
Luke and Leia CAN'T be related, remember their kiss in ESB? No way on Tatooine could George relate them now, it would be too sick :p.

PENDO!

Kidhuman
02-16-2004, 10:47 AM
DK, that makes no sense whatsoever. Mr. Lucas has already gien us one possible strange family connection (Luke/Vader), why would he bring in another one. I for one cannot think of anything more disgusting than Luke and Leia as cousins. :frus:

But Pendo, can anyone in a red robe really be cool? I mean, I wouldn't want some guy in a red robe even being a door man or an elevator operator. Think of the action figure for that one; it'd be like a salt shaker just standing there. No thanks. :(

Luke and Leia cousins? And they kissed in Empire. They must of been fromWest Virginia originally(sorry all you WV residents). A red robed guy sounds awesome. Maybe they are ninjas. THe Dawn of the Red Clan Ninjas. Cool!!!! This movie is gonna be so FRESH!!!

billfremore
02-16-2004, 12:37 PM
I'd love to see a long drawn out battle between Han and Boba Fett. A good old fashioned fistfight. That would be so wicked.

Kidhuman
02-16-2004, 02:45 PM
And Run DMC is gonna do a Star Wars Rap in the movie.

El Chuxter
02-16-2004, 03:16 PM
Maybe they are ninjas. Aren't the Jedi supposed to be based on samurai? So these Sith people that Vader is the lord of would be based on ninjas, the sworn enemies of samurai!

I think I'm going to have to take back that GIJoe "Master of Disguise" figure I got the other day to have enough for my ticket. Good thing I haven't taken him off the card. I doubt he'll ever be worth jacksquat.

Kidhuman
02-16-2004, 05:07 PM
OMG, I was just at the Optimo, reading the magazines, and in People, they had an article. They said the movie is called Return of the Jedi. That means Ben comes back since he is the only one who left. He is gonna avenge his death on Vader. I cant wait to see him back in Human form again

Pendo
02-17-2004, 08:33 AM
OMG, I was just at the Optimo, reading the magazines, and in People, they had an article. They said the movie is called Return of the Jedi. That means Ben comes back since he is the only one who left. He is gonna avenge his death on Vader. I cant wait to see him back in Human form again
Return of the Jedi? Nah that doesn't work. I prefer Revenge of the Jedi, sounds much better :D. I can't really see 'Return' being used :).

PENDO!

billfremore
02-17-2004, 01:10 PM
Maybe the "Return" thing means that those rumours of all the remaining Jedi coming back and helping the alliance overthrow the empire are true.

Can you imagine a whole group of Jedi brandishing lightsabers of every colour fighting againts masses if stormtroopers?

Man this movie is going to totally rock!! :D

Kidhuman
02-17-2004, 02:54 PM
Lots of Jedi, that would be cool. I wonder if the Emperor has an army of bad guys as well with sabers tobattle them. It would kinda suck if there are only two of em. Or maybe the Red Ninja's have sabers as well.

JediTricks
02-18-2004, 12:14 AM
I heard that the stormtroopers end up turning against the Emperor and fighting alongside the Jedi, who have returned from their 20-year trek across the galaxy only to discover what's been going on in their absence. The Empire has to build several kinds of fighting robots in order to defend themselves from the stormtrooper/Jedi alliance, and the main kind of these robots have heads like C-3PO and yell insults at their opponents. All this is part of Lucas's plan to continue the series past the 3rd movie into cartoons about the battles between the new Imperial robotic forces versus the Jedi/stormtrooper alliance. In this cartoon series, even some Jedi end up putting on stormtrooper armor, and Luke takes the flesh right off his hand and gets a brown outfit and a crew cut!!!

Bel-Cam Jos
02-18-2004, 07:39 PM
I heard that .... [blah blah blah] ... and a crew cut!!!
That's just crazy talk, JT! That'd never happen. You'd more likely say that a Care Bear would beat an AT-AT or something. Stupid. ;)

JediTricks
02-19-2004, 10:19 PM
Oh yeah, that reminds me, I heard that Chewie and 2 baby Wookiees steal one of those chicken walkers from ESB and blow up this huge planet-based laser thing with it. I didn't think those chicken walkers looked powerful enough to blow up a laser big enough to defend the Imperial fleet orbiting the planet, but that's what I heard.

Pendo
02-20-2004, 07:00 AM
I heard that Luke makes a new lightsaber in Ben Kenobi's Hut but gives it to R2-D2. I don't know what R2 does with it though, maybe one of his little arms can weild it :crazed:!

Anyways, while Luke is building his new lightsaber in Ben's Hut, Darth Vader is talking to him using the force :sur:!

PENDO!

Kidhuman
02-20-2004, 10:12 AM
Wookies and Jedi and Force..Oh MY!!!!! This is the must see movie of a lifetime.


I also heard that Lando will marry Leia




Originally in Life Magazine


This upcoming year is going to be great for Star Wars fans. The lateset Movie Revenge of the Jedi is due out. Fans have been awaiting this third part to this nine part series. There are lots of suprises in this movie. Lando and Princess Leia have fallen in love and all points show a wedding at the end of the movie.

Also Our fearless Jedi trainee is back in black. Luke Skywalker has grown up since we first saw him on Tatooine some 6 years ago. He is leading the Rebellion against the Empire. Other of you r favorite characters return as well. Han, Chewbacca, C-3PO, and the ever loveable R2-D2.

We will get our second view of the sinister Darth Vaders dark Lord. A planet of furry creatures as well. Make sure you see this movie this summer. It will be like no other.

Article written by Richard Pendo

Pendo
02-20-2004, 05:18 PM
Article written by Richard Pendo
Hey, maybe we're related :crazed:!

:D

PENDO!

Bel-Cam Jos
02-21-2004, 09:23 AM
Oh, yeah? Well check out this bombshell:

From the Marin County Daily Liar:
LUCAS HALTS SW FRANCHISE
Saturday, February 29, 1982
Yuma, AZ
It's in a galaxy a long time ago, that's now long gone.
Noted independent filmmaker George Lucas has apparently decided to take his toy spaceships and go home. On the set of what was rumored to be the next film in his ridiculously famous movie series, "Star Wars III" is just a hoax. Crew members were spotted in hats and shirts bearing the logo of "Blue Harvest: Horror Beyond Imagination." This shameless act will no doubt ruin any shreds of legitimacy Lucas had once held. The director and producer of such hits as the first two "Star Wars" films, "American Graffitti," and "Raiders of the Lost Ark," he has chosen to alienate his fanbase by switching to the hit-of-the-moment horror style.
"I saw this long arm thing," states 'Bobby,' who declined to give his real name, "and it was in a pit with a big boat nearby." Out in the sun of Arizona "must have fried his brain," continues Bobby. "I mean, just the other day I was saying, Rick, when you know there's a good thing going, you just hitch a ride and say 'where's this here train heading?' One thing we MacCallum's know is when to keep a good thing going."
Other reports of strange creatures confirm this story. Men in scraggly beards, wearing headbands and muscle shirts are awful images; truly "horror beyond imagination." Gross receipts of over $500 million domestic appear to be enough for the aging filmmaker. Why he would stop a successful series before it even ends is baffling. "It would be just like if another 'Godfather' film came out," says new director Zephaniah Albarramalla. "Sometimes you know when enough's enough. But Lucas should continue the story. Hey, I can do it for him."
So, no more lines of long-haired hippies dressed as Rebel stormtroopers or in black capes a la Darren Vader. Perhaps Hollywood can now return to the days of quality cinema, instead of blatant attempts to suck the hard-earned $3 out of people's pockets.

Wow. I can't believe it.

Kidhuman
02-21-2004, 10:14 AM
We have been duped? I'll sue him and start a trend. Anyone want in?

The 'Xir
02-21-2004, 02:53 PM
I've been gone for a little while and you guys have all gone NUTS!!!!!! Where the hell have you guys been getting all this suppossed information? The Marin County Daily Liar?!!!!!!! What?!!!

All you guys need to put the roaches down and back away from your keyboards!

What sense does it make for Lucas to NOT make this third movie! I mean the guy only stands to make another 400 million dollars worldwide if not more!!! NAH!!! Why as hell would he want to do that when he can make a 90 million dollar horror movie that no one has yet any interest in! :rolleyes:

Now can we please get back to REAL spoiler banter!!!

I'd throw in some new ideas myself, but you know how long it takes to submit these pages! Hopefully one day we'll be able to do in a bout a minute or so! :crazed: That sure would make things easier!

JediTricks
02-22-2004, 06:29 PM
That Blue Harvest movie is probably just another quality Lucasfilm production, totally unrelated to this upcoming Star Wars movie. Maybe Uncle George is sharing the Star Wars sets with this other movie in an attempt to save money, since we all know how he likes to keep budgets as low as possible on these things.

On the other side of things, I heard just this morning that Lucas wants to make a movie about a giant talking duck. I'm sure with his imagination behind it, the film will make tons of money at the box office.

Bel-Cam Jos
02-22-2004, 06:44 PM
On the other side of things, I heard just this morning that Lucas wants to make a movie about a giant talking duck. I'm sure with his imagination behind it, the film will make tons of money at the box office.
That would have to be Howard the Duck. It's one of my favorite Marvel Comics series! The #1 issue is worth a ton; I plan to give it to my kids when they're old enough, so they can afford a new car (you just know that book will be worth at least $3500 by then). :greedy: Howard is such an in-your-face kind of guy, ur, duck. I suspect it will be like a Dark Crystal type film (another of my favorites) working with Jim Henson. Two words: Howard the Duck rocks! :)

I think it's time to ask some tough questions now.

So, will the Emperor fight Luke? I think you'd have to be brain dead to not go there.
Will Jabba get killed by Han? I think that would be fair. What if Han hits him over the head with a box of credits? Get it? Putting a price on Jabba's head? Get it? :D
When will Threepio shoot someone? What if he accidentally kills Vader; you know, droid killing droid-man? Can't think of anything more ironic than that. Asimov's 3 Rules of Robotics would get thrown out the window.

Kidhuman
02-23-2004, 09:55 AM
How can Han kill Jabba. He was frozen. I would be shocked to see him back. I think he is done for the movie.

Luke will fight the emperor. Luke will fight both of them at the same time most likely since the bad guys like to gang up on him.

Pendo
02-23-2004, 12:22 PM
How can Han kill Jabba. He was frozen. I would be shocked to see him back. I think he is done for the movie.

Luke will fight the emperor. Luke will fight both of them at the same time most likely since the bad guys like to gang up on him.I think Han will be back, remember the guys are looking for him at the end of ESB. I think he will probably only be revived at the end of the movie, and the movie will probably revolve around them rescuing him :).

But if Jabba has Han, then were does Darth Vader come into the movie? Maybe Jabba works for the Imperial forces :).

PENDO!

Mr. JabbaJohnL
04-24-2004, 12:41 PM
So what does everyone think about Darth being Luke's father? I think it's a joke. I wonder, though, if we get to see his face in this one? The back of his head was pretty gross in Empire!

I heard about a scene where Ben talks with Luke about "the other," Darth, Anakin, and the Emperor! Why would Ben lie to Luke about Darth killing Anakin? Maybe that will be cleared up in this one. I hope some day we finally get to see Ben fighting Darth in the lava! That would be so boss!!! :D

Kidhuman
04-24-2004, 01:41 PM
I think Yoda is Lukes dad personally.

Pendo
04-24-2004, 05:00 PM
I think Yoda is Lukes dad personally.
Nah, it's Ben!!! You can just tell when he is telling Luke about his father in the first film.

I've heard some disturbing news everyone!!! I've heard that they will be recasting the Emperor. Aparently the chimp they used for Empire is acting up on set, and they haven't found a way of merging his face with the old lady like they did for the last movie! I think this is awful news, how can George do this!?? The Emperor in Empire was totaly awsome, it would take some casting to replace that!

PENDO!

Mr. JabbaJohnL
04-24-2004, 07:38 PM
Nah, it's Ben!!! You can just tell when he is telling Luke about his father in the first film.

I've heard some disturbing news everyone!!! I've heard that they will be recasting the Emperor. Aparently the chimp they used for Empire is acting up on set, and they haven't found a way of merging his face with the old lady like they did for the last movie! I think this is awful news, how can George do this!?? The Emperor in Empire was totaly awsome, it would take some casting to replace that!

PENDO!
Noooo!!!!!! The Emperor is totally radical the way he is! If they recast him, he will look totally out of place. Then a long time from now, they might have to go back and change whichever version has less screen time. And then pictures will surface of the change, and we'll debate over whether it's real, because it might look really horrid.

Leave the Emperor alone! What's next, having him be a senator who becomes the chancellor and then makes an army to become Emperor? No way!

Kidhuman
04-24-2004, 10:17 PM
Come on. Whats next? Greedo shooting first? Stop changing things George. Leave well enough alone.


Nah, I read the Emperor turned Lukes father into a frog creature. That can only be Yoda.

Bel-Cam Jos
04-25-2004, 09:59 AM
Here's a gnarly question: how do you think SW3 will end? Since it's the 6th movie in the series of 9, it'll probably still have a cliffhanger like ESB did. Can you imagine it? Luke finds out who his father really is, we finally get to see Jabba for real. I can't wait... :crazed:

Pendo
04-25-2004, 01:24 PM
Here's a gnarly question: how do you think SW3 will end? Since it's the 6th movie in the series of 9, it'll probably still have a cliffhanger like ESB did. Can you imagine it? Luke finds out who his father really is, we finally get to see Jabba for real. I can't wait... :crazed:
I think it will end with Luke being captured like Han was. It will have to be something dramatic to the main character!

PENDO!

Mr. JabbaJohnL
05-02-2004, 12:47 PM
Man, I can't believe there is still a year to go before the next Star Wars comes out. Sometimes it seems so soon, and sometimes it seems so far away.

I hope the red ninja guys and the Emperor don't get too wild, if they fight. Then they would make Darth look like nothing! What's next, lightsabers with two blades? Oh wait, even dumber, a guy that holds a lightsaber with his foot!!! :p

Kidhuman
05-02-2004, 12:55 PM
Or maybe a guyy that shoots electricity from his fingers. That would be quite smashing. :beard: Or even people with :beard:s like troopers, so we can tell a difference in them.

Bel-Cam Jos
05-03-2004, 08:07 PM
Red ninjas? 2-sided lightsabers? Lightning? C'mon, guys! Do better! This is George Lucas we're talking about! Not some nobody from, uh, New Zealand or something! Here's what I think will happen...

(Possible spoilers)
Han will kill Jabba and convince Boba Fett to fight with his... fellow Mandalorian Warrior! Yes, Han is really a soldier like Fett, but he doesn't use the armor because it would make him too much of a target. They will team up with Luke, who brings in Yoda to surprise Vader (since Vader supposedly got rid of all Jedi). Fett will die against Vader (maybe by being disintegrated?) but will help the group defeat him. Vader us saved at the last moment by the Emperor, who fights against Yoda (crazy, I know) to a stand still. The movie ends with Luke, Han, Leia and the rest seeing Vader and the Emperor escape... setting up the next film!

Great, huh?

Kidhuman
05-03-2004, 09:13 PM
If that happens BJC I will wet my pants. Han and Fett together...................SWEEEEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTT :beard:

Mr. JabbaJohnL
05-05-2004, 06:03 PM
That would be too cool. I hope Boba Fett gets to fight with all his gadgets, like the flamethrower from the figure's card! It'd be really bad if he didn't get to use hardly anything, and then his father will do it sometime in Episode I, II, or III. Which could still be cool, I guess.

But, sweet holy God look at the picture I found . . .

Pendo
05-05-2004, 06:48 PM
That's just Carrie Fisher's head stuck on somebody else's body! You can tell, very rough editing!

No way would that be alowed in a PG movie!

PENDO!

JEDIpartner
05-06-2004, 10:40 AM
Princess Leia would never run around in something like that! She's too much of a lady. Besides... she'd look stupid running around shooting at Stormtroopers in that get up!

Do you think they are going to have walkers in this film? Those were really cool!

One more question... I'm not exactly sure how I feel about Jabba the Hut. He doesn't look all that menacing in the comics. He kinda looks like a cat. Do you think they'll make him tougher for the movie?

Kidhuman
05-06-2004, 11:29 AM
Yeah Jabba will be some ruthless killer. He may act like a cat, but he scratches like a tiger.

And on the Leia note....................:beard:

JEDIpartner
05-11-2004, 03:17 PM
I went back and re-read that "What ever happened to Jabba the Hut" comic and I am really having some problems with that character. I think he is going to be the worst Star Wars character EVER!

El Chuxter
05-11-2004, 03:20 PM
I can't wait to see this planet I've heard about, Utapau!

I've also heard a rumor that the ghosts of Obi-Wan, Yoda (guess that means he'll die? :(), and Luke's real father show up in Vader's volcano lair to help Luke kick some butt! That will be the return of the Jedi!

This is gonna be totally gnarly!

Kidhuman
05-11-2004, 05:57 PM
Yoda dies from the Empeor. He goes monkey on Yoda. With thiose big eyes, he has to be a gorilla