View Full Version : Lines That Were Swapped From the Movies (E:I-II, E:IV-VI)

Bel-Cam Jos
04-18-2004, 09:51 AM
Inspired by the success of previous threads, how's about a new one? Yes. Oh, yes, it will be created. Moo-wah ha ha ha ha! :evil: :crazed: ;)

Ahem. Here goes.

Threepio: "He keeps repeating 'she's here'."
Luke: "Who?"
Threepio: "The princess."
Han: "Is she an angel?"
Luke: "What?"
Han: "They're the most beautiful creatures. I hear spacers talk about them."
"Threepio: "Well, I..."
Han: "I'm gonna marry her someday."
Luke: "But you're just a smuggler."
Han: "My name is Han and I'm a person!"
Luke: "I'm sorry. I'm new here and this space station is so strange to me."
Ben (suddenly appearing in the scene after he'd left): "C'mon, we're going."
Threepio: "It was good meeting you, Han."
Han: "Good to meet you, too!"
Artoo: "Beep boop boop" (Outlanders. They think we know nothing).
Threepio: "I thought they were nice."
Artoo: "Beep beep boop boop beep" (Go clean the shelves, then you can go home).
Threepio: "Yippee!"

Dooku: "You have fought bravely, worthy of the Annals. But know, you must die."
Mace: "Your droids, they'll have to leave. We don't serve their kind here."
Dooku (to Poggle): "We don't want any trouble."
Poggle: "Goot gopp sopp tip" (I understand sir).

Tarkin: "I grow tired of asking, so it will be the last time; where is the Rebel base?"
Leia: "If there's a bright spot in the universe, then it's on the planet that's furthest from."
Tarkin: "You see, Lord Vader? She can be reasonable. You may fire when ready."
Leia: "What?!?"
Tarkin: "The planet that's furthest from the bright spot in the universe is too remote a system to make an effective demonstration, but don't worry, we'll deal with your Rebel friends soon enough."
Leia: "No..."

04-18-2004, 10:31 AM
LOL! lol :D

04-18-2004, 07:29 PM
That last one didn't even swap it from one film to another, just 2 lines in the same film. Cheater! ;)

This thread is requiring way too much ingenuity, I'm not feeing creative or clever enough right now, so at 4 in the morning when I wake up from a dead sleep with a great line, I'll be sure to forget that brilliance long before I have a chance to post it here. :D

04-18-2004, 10:22 PM
Anakin: I heard Master Lando talking about carbon freeze. I was wondering, what IS carbon freeze?

Qui-Gon: Carbon freeze is a process which exists in all tibana gas mining districts.

Anakin: They live inside me?

Qui-Gon: Mmm hmm, inside of your Ugnaughts. Without the Ugnaughts we would have no knowledge of the Carbon Freeze.

Yoda: Luminous beings are we, not these crude piglets !

Bel-Cam Jos
04-20-2004, 06:59 PM
That last one didn't even swap it from one film to another, just 2 lines in the same film. Cheater! ;)

No, no, no, JT. I swapped it from A New Hope and put it in ANH:SE. See? No cheating. :p

Vader: "Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father."
Luke: "There was no father."
Vader: "What?!?"
Luke: "I gave birth to me, I raised me; I can't explain it."
Vader: "D@mn fool, I knew you'd say something like that!"
Luke: "Who's the more foolish; the rock, the ship, the tree?"
Vader: "Oh, we're wasting our time!"
Luke: "That, is why you fail." (Falls into the tube)

04-20-2004, 11:30 PM
Don't you mean "No? Cheating." ;)

"You're all clear kid, now let's blow this thing and go home!"
"Oops! Yippee! Now *this* is podracing!"

04-21-2004, 07:06 AM
Vader: The Force is strong with this one.
Ben: His Midichlorians are higher than master Yodas.
Han: I know

04-21-2004, 08:03 AM
Luke: "I gave birth to me, I raised me; I can't explain it."

That is so freakin' funny! If reputation were still enabled I'd give it to you. Please accept :beard: in its stead.

Mr. JabbaJohnL
04-21-2004, 05:13 PM

Leia: Stop it, my hands are dirty!
Han: My hands are dirty too.
Leia: Look at the size of that thing!
C-3PO: How perverse!

C-3PO: The exalted Jabba wishes you die honorably (or something).
Luke: I love you!
Han: What?
Luke: I truly, deeply love you, and before we die I wanted you to know.

Bel-Cam Jos
04-21-2004, 09:14 PM
That is so freakin' funny! If reputation were still enabled I'd give it to you. Please accept :beard: in its stead.
I would prefer a :beard: to stupid reputation points anyday! I'm honored you think so highly of me. Only thing better than a :beard: is an :Pirate: Arr!

kidhuman and Mr. J, those were great!

Emperor: "You will find it is you who are mistaken, about a great, many, things."
Luke: "Still, something awfully familiar about this place."
Vader: "Something I haven't felt since..."
Emperor: "... back in my T-16 back home."
Vader: "No, that's not true. That's impossible!"
Luke: "You know, even I amaze myself sometimes."
Emperor: "How rude!"

04-21-2004, 09:33 PM
Thanks BCJ.

Leia: You Scruffy looking Nerf Herder
Vader: Your thoughts betray you
Leia: Id just assume kiss a Wookie

04-22-2004, 02:09 AM

"Fire at will, commander!"

"Meesa honored to be taking on deesa heavy burden. Meesa accept this responsibilty with moi moi humility and - "

"I suppose I could try to hotwire this thing."

"But who would have the ability to propose such a radical ammendment?"

"Yousa point is well seen."

Bel-Cam Jos
04-24-2004, 09:00 AM
Threepio: "Jawas! I can't abide those disgusting creatures!"
Ben: "They'll do their job well."
Luke: "Well, small help's better than no help."
Ben: "I do not want the Emperor's prize damaged. We'll test it first." (Force lightning shoots from Kenobi's fingertips)
Jawa: "Aaahhh!"
Ben: "Perhaps you feel you're being treated unfairly?"
Threepio: "And I thought they smelled bad, on the outside."
Jawa: "Father! Please!"
(Luke looks to Ben, then to Jawa. Then back to Ben. He picks up Kenobi over his head)
Ben: "Wha-?"
Luke: At last we will have revenge. We will reveal ourselves to the Jedi."
(Ben is thrown into a pit, screaming)
Jawa: "Who are you?"
Luke (removing his 'mask'): "Someone who loves you."
Threepio: "Hey! What're you trying to pull?"
Jawa: "Not bad, not bad."
Threepio: "You're a gungan?"
Luke: "I am your father."
Threepio: "I don't know what you're talking about."
Jawa: "It is you! It is you!"
Threepio: "What's so important? What's she carrying?"
Luke: "My sister has it."
Jawa: "You want this, don't you?"
Threepio: "That's no moon."
Luke: "That's because she's holding a thermal detenator!"
Threepio: "Look, 'sister,' I ain't in this for you."
Jawa: "Young fool. You will find it is you, who are mistaken, about a great, many, things."
Luke: "I don't believe it..."
Threepio: "Often the things we cling to depend on our point of view."
Luke: "I can't see."
Jawa: "That's your uncle talking."
Threepio: "No reward is worth this..."
Jawa: "Weesa goin' home!"

The 'Xir
04-26-2004, 12:26 AM
INTERIOR: Otah Gunga High Board Room

Lando: So what is to become of Jar Jar Binks here?
Darth Vader(to BF): Yousa may take Da Gerneral Binks, oncea we have Da Queen, we say!
JJ(cuts in): General?(passes out)
Boba Fett: Yep.
Lando: That was never a condition of our agreement, nor was giving Jar Jar to this bounty Hunter!
Boba Fett(crys): Hey Daaaad!!!
Jango Fett: What seems to be the trouble?
Lando: Oh no trouble, no trouble at all. Why?
Jango: Do you think your being treated unfairly?
Lando: This deal keeps getting worse all the time!
Jango: What do you recommend Master Jedi
(JJ regains consciousness)
Vader: hesa going to bee Pewneshed
Jango: well, we'll just have to give him a little suprise now won't we!
Boba: NOW Dad, NOW...FIYAAA!!!
JJ: But...but mesa doa nothin, day didn't even aska me any questions
Lando: He's no good to me dead!
Vader: He won'tsa be permanantly Kaplooie
Jango: Here's where the fun begins!!!
JJ: Oa boiyo(passes out again)

Seeing as how I'm always the TPM defender, I thought I'd give you haters a little treat! ;) :D

04-28-2004, 10:46 PM
Aboard the Queen's Starship:

Qui-Gon: Anakin Skywalker, meet Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Anakin: You're a Jedi, too? Pleased to meet you.
Obi-Wan: Why do I get the feeling you're going to be the death of me.
Anakin: That is correct, commander.
Obi-Wan: What?
Obi-Wan: You WILL learn your place young one!

Bel-Cam Jos
05-01-2004, 05:55 PM
Threepio: "But if you wish to beg for mercy, the great Jabba will now listen to your pleas."
Luke: "But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters!"
Han: "Watch your mouth kid."
Luke: "You just watch yourself!"
Han: "I'd better."
Luke: "You will!"
Threepio: "This bickering is pointless!"
Han: "You fixed this all real good. You're a real hero."
Threepio: "This is no time for heroics!"
Luke: "Probably end up getting himself killed."
Han: "Now, young Skywalker; you will die."
Luke: "NO!!!"
Threepio: "Disgusting creatures!"