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06-19-2004, 01:51 AM
Why the Chicken Crossed the Road..In the Words of the Star Wars

YODA: Crossing the road makes not a chicken great.

VADER: Because it could not resist the power of the Dark Side.

LUKE: Crossing the road is one thing, this is.... totally different.

LUKE: I want to follow the ways of the chicken and cross the road like
my father.

LEIA: I don't know... but I have a bad feeling about this.

HAN: Hurry up, colonel sanders, or you're gonna be a permanent

THREEPIO: I am fluent in over six million ways of crossing the road.

ARTOO: beep beep be bop.

CHEWIE: Gwrrroooooaaaarrrrrrlllllll!

BEN: Cross the road, chicken. Let go, chicken. Chicken - trust me.

BOBA FETT: What if the chicken doesn't survive? He's worth a lot to

WEDGE: My scope shows the other side but it looks really far, are you
sure you can cross it?

JERJERROD: The chicken is crossing the road? We shall double our

BIB: Die chicken wanga?

BIGGS: At that speed, will you be able to cross in time?

TARKIN: The regional governors now have direct control over their
chickens. Fear will keep those chickens in line... fear of getting hit
by a car!

UNCLE OWEN: I told you to forget it. You're only concern is to cross
that road.

AUNT BERU: He can't stay here forever. Most of his friends have
already crossed. It means so much to him.

ADMIRAL ACKBAR: All chickens - prepare to cross the road on my mark

LANDO: Why you slimy, no good, double-crossing chicken!! You got a lot
of guts crossing that road, after what you pulled!

EMPEROR: Young fool. Only now, after getting hit by a car do you

JABBA: Bo shuda chicken!