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stillakid
09-30-2004, 02:59 PM
You can find almost anything on the internet:




Star Wars

10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"
9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in
time?"
8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed."
7. "You've got something jammed in here real good."
6. "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
4. "Sorry about the mess..."
3. "Look at the size of that thing!"
2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts,
kid."



The Empire Strikes Back

10. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."
9. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
8. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
7. "But now we must eat. Come, good food, come..."
6. "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a
while."
5. "Hurry up, golden-rod..."
4. "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled
up like that, huh kid?"
3. "Possible he came in through the south entrance."
2. "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"
1. "Control, control! You must learn control!"



Return of the Jedi:

10. "Hey, point that thing someplace else."
9. "I look forward to completing your training. In time you will
call me master."
8. "I never knew I had it in me."
7. "There is good in him, I've felt it."
6. "Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost...
you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy,
hold me Chewie."
5. "Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one."
4. "Back door, huh? Good idea!" 3. "She's gonna blow!"
2. "I think you'll fit in nicely."
1. "Rise, my friend."

Bonus Points: "Wedge! Pull out! You're not doing
any good back there!

B'Omarr Monkey
09-30-2004, 04:17 PM
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

Slicker
09-30-2004, 04:43 PM
Let's start a how many seconds til this one gets shut down countdown: 10.....9.....8......7.....

stillakid
09-30-2004, 04:50 PM
Let's start a how many seconds til this one gets shut down countdown: 10.....9.....8......7.....

Is this kind of comment really necessary? It has absolutely nothing to do with the topic. Please leave judgment calls like that to the official moderators of the site. Thank you. :)

Pendo
10-01-2004, 08:40 AM
LMFAO

What about the prequels???

Anyone got any quotes from them?

PENDO!

Slicker
10-01-2004, 05:28 PM
Is this kind of comment really necessary? It has absolutely nothing to do with the topic. Please leave judgment calls like that to the official moderators of the site. Thank you. :)I wasn't trying to bring down any moderator thunder I was being sarcastic (I thought you might at least catch it). My bad:D . No harm no foul.:D

El Chuxter
10-01-2004, 05:45 PM
Dang, I thought this was a Queen thread.

stillakid
10-02-2004, 12:53 AM
Dang, I thought this was a Queen thread.

That'd be okay. They can post here too. :D

B'Omarr Monkey
10-02-2004, 11:27 AM
Here's three more from ANH:

1. "Get on top of it!" (the trash compactor)

2. "The Force is strong in this one."

3. "You're all clear kid...now let's blow this thing and go home."

stillakid
10-02-2004, 11:40 AM
NUTE : What in blazes is going on down there?
RUNE : Have you ever encountered a Jedi Knight before, sir?
NUTE : Well, not exactly, but I don't


NUTE : (cont'd) Again you come before me, Your highness. The Federation is pleased.


JAR JAR : Dissen berry good. Hey?
OBI-WAN : What is it?


JAR JAR : (cont'd) Oie boie...mesa comen. Mesa comen!

JAR JAR : Dissen berry berry bad. (steps in ooze) Ooooh...icky...icky...goo.

chrisc
10-03-2004, 10:01 PM
This has gotta be the best thread I have seen in a while.

El Chuxter
10-04-2004, 11:35 AM
What about the best innuendo line in ESB:

"Don't get excited!"
"Captain, being held by you isn't quite enough to get me excited."
"Well, I'm sorry. We don't have time for anything else!"

Okay, so maybe that's "blatant" and not "innuendo."

B'Omarr Monkey
10-05-2004, 12:30 AM
I'd say that was blatant. :p

Of course we could always talk about R2 inserting his various tools into computer ports (and not knowing the difference between a computer terminal and a electrical socket, or whatever it was in TESB), his pop up lightsaber, or the firing of the torpedo into the narrow exhaust port, but let's not.