View Full Version : Go to www.amazon.com

10-15-2004, 03:33 PM
and type in the profane word for "poop" in the search box and hit "go". See what turns up. It's kinda funny...!

I wonder what else would turn up using other colloquialisms.

El Chuxter
10-15-2004, 04:44 PM
What disturbs me is that you typed in the word "poop" to begin with. :p

10-15-2004, 06:19 PM
Ok, first question is what the heck made you type in that word?

Second question is why the heck did I do it?

Milk of Magnesia and suppositories, and fiber and a DVD named Poop made in 1999. I think I will order the pooping reindeer.

El Chuxter
10-15-2004, 06:27 PM
Last Christmas, we bought three of the pooping reindeer in the store: one for my dad, one for my wife's dad, and one for my brother-in-law (our niece was with us and wanted in on the fun, too).

Nastified candy, but gee, ain't it funny? lol

Mr. JabbaJohnL
10-15-2004, 06:31 PM
I'm pretty sure JP was trying to say the s-word ("profane word for poop"). Which also has a lot of laxatives and books. :eek:

10-19-2004, 11:47 AM
It's funny that they entered that as one of their keywords for searches!!!

Can ya just see it now? "Damn, honey! I need to get me sumpin' for my s**t problem! I'll jes'log onta Amazon.com and see what they got fer S**t!" *scratches butt*


10-19-2004, 01:46 PM
Saves uncomfortable trips to the store ;-)

10-19-2004, 08:14 PM
Saves uncomfortable trips to the store ;-)

Except by the time the product comes, you are done with your problem.

10-19-2004, 08:42 PM
I typed in see*you*en*tea...well not that exactly, but the bad word that I sounded out. You know, the word that chicks HATE. That popped up a bunch of man hating type books.

Also type in Sh**, that other word for poop and you get lots of Laxatives as well as some interesting books on the subject.

Interestingly enough, The Five Dysfunctions of a Team: A Leadership Fable pops up when you type in the word Pi**, that word you use when you just can't hold it anymore.

Not surprisingly, the first thing to pop up with the word F**K is a DVD set called BACHELOR PARTY.

While the book, How to Make Love like a Porn Star was to be expected with the word Coc**ucker, the next book entitled, Friday Night Lights was entirely out of the blue.

Same results for MotherF***er.

And of course Girls Gone Wild DVD's popped up with T*t*s, but I was surprised to see Naughty Breast Balloons come up as part of Health and Personal Care. And on sale to boot!

10-20-2004, 09:35 PM
I love the tagline for BACHELOR PARTY - "86 Beautiful Girls - And 1 Ugly One"

10-22-2004, 09:07 PM
Except by the time the product comes, you are done with your problem.

Just stock up ahead of time.Cant have enough Fleet and Phillips clogging your bathroom cupboards :D :D