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JEDIpartner
10-19-2004, 12:28 PM
Mysterious severed head brings death to thousands

Bacău, Romania - A mysterious severed head has been appearing at the residences of citizens in the United States and bringing death to those who encounter it.

It is believed that this is the head of a gypsy woman named Malgorzhata Dobsboyevsky, who was beheaded in 1923. Romanian officials have long thought that the curse of Malgorzhata's head was a fabrication by local villagers who were trying to find creative ways to discipline their children. Apparently, that is not the case.

The head has been reported to have appeared in people's beds or arriving in an unmarked box on their doorstep. All citizens have been put on alert and have been asked by law enforcement agents to report any sightings of the severed head.

James Boba Fettfield
10-19-2004, 03:29 PM
So this is a Romanian thing but it's supposedly killing people here in the states? :crazed:

Where did you find this article at, JP?

JEDIpartner
10-19-2004, 03:54 PM
Actually... HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! I made it up... :)


This is a picture of someone who was a new member of one of our churches in Detroit. The church sent the picture to have it published in their bulletin and had it cut right on the chin, which made it appear as if it were a severed head on a table. We just called her "Head Lady" when we saw it. I ran across the photo in my desk drawer and thought I'd give it a creative backstory. :crazed:

James Boba Fettfield
10-19-2004, 04:35 PM
Ah, a Halloween jest. That I can appreciate. :Ogre: closest thing I have to a Halloween smile on here.

JEDIpartner
10-19-2004, 05:56 PM
It was a little amusing... I thought it would spark the imaginations of people. :)

Mr. JabbaJohnL
10-19-2004, 06:07 PM
That sort of freaked me out for a minute! Good one. Now I'll never be able to open any more packages. :dead:

Kidhuman
10-19-2004, 09:21 PM
Funny stuff.

JEDIpartner
10-20-2004, 09:03 AM
Thank you! :)

That picture still cracks me up today. Why the church couldn't just send us the picture and let us decide how to crop it or photoshop it if needed is beyond me...

InsaneJediGirl
10-31-2004, 04:04 PM
Ha-Ha Good one JP :) I wondered about the story for a moment then thought "Why I havent I heard about this sooner?" :p

JEDIpartner
10-25-2005, 03:31 PM
It's the return of "Head-Lady"!!!!!!

Deoxyribonucleic
10-25-2005, 07:08 PM
Luca Brazzi sleeps with the Malgorzhata Dobsboyevskys! :dead:

2-1B
10-26-2005, 01:01 AM
For a moment I thought I missed Jaymz' glorious return to our forums . . . but then I realized his posts were from 2004. :(

Slicker
10-26-2005, 03:00 AM
For a moment I thought I missed Jaymz' glorious return to our forums . . . but then I realized his posts were from 2004. :(Threw me off too. I saw KH posted on the 19th then checked his profile and it said he hasn't been here since the 7th:cry:. I recall reading this last year but wasn't really sure.

darthvyn
10-26-2005, 08:59 AM
yeah, the real halloween mystery is all the missing forumites...

JEDIpartner
10-26-2005, 09:47 AM
:shocked: Maybe they got the package...

2-1B
10-26-2005, 10:18 AM
Jaymz is gonna get a kick to the package if he ever decides to return here. ;)

We mourn our fallen away forumites. :bored:

CaptainSolo1138
10-26-2005, 04:19 PM
**UPDATE** I recieved a box from FedEX today with KH in it.

Deoxyribonucleic
10-26-2005, 07:32 PM
**UPDATE** I recieved a box from FedEX today with KH in it.

The entire body or just his head?

CaptainSolo1138
10-26-2005, 07:41 PM
The entire body or just his head?
His left hand and a chunk of small intestine. MOMC.

Deoxyribonucleic
10-26-2005, 07:57 PM
His left hand and a chunk of small intestine. MOMC.

Oooo, COOL!

What's the cardback look like?

CaptainSolo1138
10-26-2005, 08:50 PM
Oooo, COOL!

What's the cardback look like?
It's kind of like the OTC ones, just bloodier.

Deoxyribonucleic
10-26-2005, 09:39 PM
find anything good in the intestines...perhaps some half digested star wars cereal?

:thumbsup:

CaptainSolo1138
10-27-2005, 10:53 AM
find anything good in the intestines...perhaps some half digested star wars cereal?

:thumbsup:As a matter of fact, it looked as though he had eaten about three boxes of Jang-O's prior to shipping. Hmmmmm....how would anyone know something like that? Better get Horatio in on this.

JEDIpartner
10-27-2005, 01:42 PM
LOL!!!!!

I made up a little newspaper looking article of my original post and left them in various places at the bar I play at on Tuesday nights. I could hardly contain myself when I saw someone pick it up, read it, and then take the page over to their friends. I got the giggles during a couple songs and had to stop singing. LOL

Lowly Bantha Cleaner
10-30-2005, 09:22 AM
I found her head lying on my front porch and unfortunately died in violent accident while canning peaches a few hours later. :cry: