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JEDIpartner
11-08-2004, 04:35 PM
Two blondes living in Oklahoma are sitting on the front porch talking when one says to the other, "What do you think is farther away -- Florida or the moon?"

The other turns to her and says, "Hellooooooooo? Can you SEE Florida?" :o


:crazed:

Rocketboy
11-08-2004, 10:26 PM
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic?


About half way.

InsaneJediGirl
11-08-2004, 10:52 PM
Why cant a blonde dial 911?

She can't find the eleven!

JEDIpartner
11-10-2004, 10:27 PM
D'oh! :eek: