Tycho
04-18-2005, 01:00 PM
This is a true story, as funny as it sounds:
My girlfriend's brother is a pastor of a church. He has two twin sons who are about 2 1/2 years old.
One loves emergency rescue heroes. Both are just learning to talk.
On Sunday, he wanders off (not too far from his parents) and he stands on a chair at church in order to pull on the shiny red and white lever on the wall.
Instantly the fire alarm sounds and everyone has to be evacuated from the church, Sunday school, etc.
The alarm autmatically notifies the fire department and their emergency vehicles respond, much to the young boy's delight.
In his best spoken English, as he can't prounouce words all too well yet, the boy stands outside the church as members evacuate from the false alarm, still unsure what is going on. Pointing and announcing for all to hear, the boy yells "Fire F--k! Fire F--k! Fire F--K!"
What a great pastor's son. :)
My girlfriend's brother is a pastor of a church. He has two twin sons who are about 2 1/2 years old.
One loves emergency rescue heroes. Both are just learning to talk.
On Sunday, he wanders off (not too far from his parents) and he stands on a chair at church in order to pull on the shiny red and white lever on the wall.
Instantly the fire alarm sounds and everyone has to be evacuated from the church, Sunday school, etc.
The alarm autmatically notifies the fire department and their emergency vehicles respond, much to the young boy's delight.
In his best spoken English, as he can't prounouce words all too well yet, the boy stands outside the church as members evacuate from the false alarm, still unsure what is going on. Pointing and announcing for all to hear, the boy yells "Fire F--k! Fire F--k! Fire F--K!"
What a great pastor's son. :)