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xavier311_max
05-03-2005, 01:59 AM
Okay riddle me this one Batman. Someone please explain this logic. They can slap a Star Wars logo on just about ANY product no matter how absurd yet I can not find an AT-TE gunner if my life depended on it? How can it be that the most basic of Star Wars items a simple action figure (a peace of plastic that cost Hasbro a cents to produce) be so under produced that it can not be found in any store? Yet if I want… oh lets say buy ROTS Fritos, a ROTS kite or maybe ROTS socks that is not a problem.



I mean I can wear my ROTS socks while I am looking for my AT-TE action figure! Woo-hoo why not wake up with my ROTS alarm clock put on my ROTS socks and ROTS boxers eat my ROTS breakfast cereal drive my car with its ROTS seat covers and ROTS rear view mirror dice down to the local mall and spend a few hours talking on my ROTS cell phone… Okay I think you get the message.



Hey this is my question what product would you NEVER ever buy just because it had a ROTS logo stuck on it?

2-1B
05-03-2005, 03:01 AM
Hey this is my question what product would you NEVER ever buy just because it had a ROTS logo stuck on it?

anything with coconut in it.

stillakid
05-03-2005, 09:25 AM
Instead of toilet paper, can we just use the actual Prequels to wipe our behinds? Seems like a better use somehow. :D

BoPs
05-03-2005, 09:35 AM
i got like 10 packs of the ep1 bandaids to last me 20 years.. im hioing they make ROTS ones.. so yes.. id buy toilet paper ;)

Lord Malakite
05-03-2005, 10:22 AM
This toilet paper is Sith soft. :p

Bobby Fett
05-03-2005, 11:19 AM
Let's be realistic. If Hasbro put poop on a stick and called it a stormtrooper, 98% of us would buy it.

CaptainSolo1138
05-03-2005, 11:55 AM
I love weird Star Wars products, so I'm usually a fan of whatever they slap the logo on. C'mon, nothing beats the C-3PO tape dispenser! Where exactly is that tape coming from?

El Chuxter
05-03-2005, 01:08 PM
Only if it said "Revenge of the Sith: The Toilet Paper" in huge letters on each sheet.

2-1B
05-03-2005, 01:20 PM
Instead of toilet paper, can we just use the actual Prequels to wipe our behinds?

Why not, haven't you been doing that for years ? ? ? lol lol lol lol lol

Lowly Bantha Cleaner
05-03-2005, 10:41 PM
Hey this is my question what product would you NEVER ever buy just because it had a ROTS logo stuck on it?[/font]

Revenge of the Sith do-it-yourself, binding legal will.

Kidhuman
05-03-2005, 10:45 PM
I wouldnt buy ROTS mushrooms.

xavier311_max
05-03-2005, 10:57 PM
You guys are funny!!!!

How about ROTS pregnancy test? Instead of a + or – it would say have a voice chip telling saying something nifty about like “ I ain’t your father’



Or ROTS Jock itch cream?? The logo say something like “ The itch is strong in this one”

gsr-jedi
05-03-2005, 11:26 PM
you're all a bunch of liars, you'd buy all that crap and keep it mint in package.

Kidhuman
05-03-2005, 11:33 PM
No, I hate mushrooms. Wouldnt buy them

BoPs
05-04-2005, 03:00 AM
mmmmm mushrooms ;)

plasticfetish
05-04-2005, 05:23 AM
Will this ROTS toilet paper be two-ply? If so... maybe.

:)

I'm a big fan of seeing the Star Wars logo on all sorts of odd items also. Right now I'm having fun looking to see what I'll find next. Honestly, I'm surprised that there's still a lot of things we haven't seen yet.

vader121
05-04-2005, 08:40 AM
I would buy it right now. I have to take a huge dump.

Mr. JabbaJohnL
05-04-2005, 03:06 PM
I would buy it right now. I have to take a huge dump.
Gross! :p

Actually, they already have ROTS toilet paper in Austria. Check it out on RS.

I'd buy it, but I wouldn't wipe anything with it. :D

I wouldn't buy . . . well some of the things that are out now, I'm not buying. Such as the stationery kit, kids sunglasses, and things like that.

kool-aid killer
05-04-2005, 03:40 PM
I think toilet paper with Jar Jars likeness would sell pretty well. "Poop in yo face!"

Lowly Bantha Cleaner
05-09-2005, 10:52 PM
This may be pushing the tie-ins a little too far :D The force is a bit stiff in you . . . (http://story.news.yahoo.com/comics/uclickcomics/20050509/cx_prc_uc/prc20050509)

sith_killer_99
05-09-2005, 10:56 PM
ROTFLMAO!!! :D :crazed: :D :crazed: :D

That was tooo funny!