MaquisWarrior
05-15-2005, 11:24 PM
I love all the Star Wars Commercials:
1)The one form the USG where the cool dad has a headband swinging around a red plastic lightsaber and there's his son with a yellow one (It takes a man to be a dad).
2)The Chewie Cingular phone ad where he is barking and the director is making him do it over and over again. And in the waiting room the entire SW gang is there and C3PO complains "what is taking them so long!"
3)The Vader vs the BK janitor. The poor guy just put the mop in the bucket and the metal part almost hits Vader so Vader cuts it off with his saber as if in a duel. The janitor just looks angrily at Vader, as Vader is still challenging him.
4)The BK ad where some fat guy is enjoying his BK takeout (you see some toys and the crowns in the background) and he wins the grand prize of that contest and Vader is at the door.The guy open the door for him and Vader says:"I am your father!" The guy:"Sure you are. You just want my money!" Vader says:"I am your Uncle!" The guy then slams the door shut on him.
5)The BK commercial (I saw the complete version in Spanish) where the BK manager gives Chewie his BK uniform and a hair net. ( the Spainsh version the manager is telling Chewie things like "here's your uniform" and "come in at this time", etc.) I like where Chewiehas his hairnet and he looks at his body and then opens the hairnet and looks at his body again. (In Spainish the manager asks Chewie filppantly:"Is there a problem, sir?")
6) And finally, the Diet Pepsi ad where some dude is eating a good looking burger and fries (chips in UK) plate and the plate floats away from him and you hear Yoda's voice:"You will give that Cheesburger to Yoda!" Guy:"Here Yoda have my burger!" Yoda:"You will also give those fries to Yoda!" Guy:"Here Yoda have my fries!" Yoda:"That Diet Pepsi, Yoda must have!" Guy:"No I DON'T THINK SO!" Yoda:"But Yoda is a good Jedi Master.." Guy: "No way, man!", etc. Then Yoda looks at Chewie's Diet Pepsi and Chewie barks at him (translation Don't even think about it!)
7)The video game commercial where that dopey guy gets angry at a even dopier newspaper boy and knocks him down with the Force.
8)The Kellogg's commercial where a Latino boy finds (it's in English) those crappy spoonsabers and Vader comes out with his saber and they start fighting and his white mom comes out and tells her son and Vader:"either keep it down or take it outside!"
Good stuff!! C'n'est pas?
1)The one form the USG where the cool dad has a headband swinging around a red plastic lightsaber and there's his son with a yellow one (It takes a man to be a dad).
2)The Chewie Cingular phone ad where he is barking and the director is making him do it over and over again. And in the waiting room the entire SW gang is there and C3PO complains "what is taking them so long!"
3)The Vader vs the BK janitor. The poor guy just put the mop in the bucket and the metal part almost hits Vader so Vader cuts it off with his saber as if in a duel. The janitor just looks angrily at Vader, as Vader is still challenging him.
4)The BK ad where some fat guy is enjoying his BK takeout (you see some toys and the crowns in the background) and he wins the grand prize of that contest and Vader is at the door.The guy open the door for him and Vader says:"I am your father!" The guy:"Sure you are. You just want my money!" Vader says:"I am your Uncle!" The guy then slams the door shut on him.
5)The BK commercial (I saw the complete version in Spanish) where the BK manager gives Chewie his BK uniform and a hair net. ( the Spainsh version the manager is telling Chewie things like "here's your uniform" and "come in at this time", etc.) I like where Chewiehas his hairnet and he looks at his body and then opens the hairnet and looks at his body again. (In Spainish the manager asks Chewie filppantly:"Is there a problem, sir?")
6) And finally, the Diet Pepsi ad where some dude is eating a good looking burger and fries (chips in UK) plate and the plate floats away from him and you hear Yoda's voice:"You will give that Cheesburger to Yoda!" Guy:"Here Yoda have my burger!" Yoda:"You will also give those fries to Yoda!" Guy:"Here Yoda have my fries!" Yoda:"That Diet Pepsi, Yoda must have!" Guy:"No I DON'T THINK SO!" Yoda:"But Yoda is a good Jedi Master.." Guy: "No way, man!", etc. Then Yoda looks at Chewie's Diet Pepsi and Chewie barks at him (translation Don't even think about it!)
7)The video game commercial where that dopey guy gets angry at a even dopier newspaper boy and knocks him down with the Force.
8)The Kellogg's commercial where a Latino boy finds (it's in English) those crappy spoonsabers and Vader comes out with his saber and they start fighting and his white mom comes out and tells her son and Vader:"either keep it down or take it outside!"
Good stuff!! C'n'est pas?