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stillakid
05-20-2005, 05:10 AM
:o
(to the tune of Lola)

I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah
Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
S O D A, soda

I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said "Yoda"
Y O D A, Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I've been around, but I ain't never seen
A guy who looks like a muppet, but he's wrinkled and green
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand
How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I left home just a week before
And I've never ever been a Jedi before
But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of course
He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force"

Well I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben
So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again
With my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

So I used the Force
I picked up a box
I lifted some rocks
While I stood on my head
Well, I won't forget what Yoda said

He said, "Luke, stay away from the darker side
And if you start to go astray, let the Force be your guide"
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

"I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed
But remember, if you kill him, then you'll be unemployed"
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess
So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda I guess
But I know that I'll be coming back some day
I'll be playing this part 'till I'm old and gray

The long-term contract I had to sign
Says I'll be making these movies till the end of time
With my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Ji'dai
05-20-2005, 09:05 AM
Did you write that stillakid? :D

Remember that crappy hip-hop song, "Because I Got High"? Well, it was popular right around the time Attack of the Clones was released. In a fit of boredom, I wrote lyrics for it to be sung by the AOTC crew:

Because I Got High
(Attack of the Clones ReMix)

Doobie-Wan Tokenobi
I was gonna nab Jango Fett, but I got high
I was gonna chop Count Dooku too, but I got high
OoooooooooooooO
He cut me twice, and I know why
Why? Why?
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high
Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo

Anakin Skytoker
I was gonna buy Padme a ring, but I got high
I wasn’t gonna kill those Tusken things, but I got high
OoooooooooooooO
Dooku cut my arm off, and I know why
Why? Why?
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high
Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo

Jango Fett
I was gonna whack Padme, but I got high
I was gonna cap Mace Windu too, but I got high
OoooooooooooooO
He chopped my head off, and I know why
Why? Why?
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high
Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo

Yoda
Slice Count Dooku was I, but I got high
Open up a can of whoop-***** too, but I got high
OoooooooooooooO
Can’t see into the Force like I used to, and I know why
Why? Why?
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high
Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo

All
We made this movie, and we got high
We made a lot of money, and we got high
OoooooooooooooO
We’re gonna make another sequel, and I know why
Why? Why?
So George can get high, So George can get high, So George can get high
Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo

stillakid
05-20-2005, 11:16 AM
Did you write that stillakid? :D

No, I'm sorry I didn't properly credit it, but I couldn't. It was one of those forwarded email things, so who knows where it started... :sur:

QLD
05-20-2005, 11:27 AM
It's a song recorded by Weird Al Yankovic. Off of his Polka Party album I believe. CLassic song.

Strategist
05-20-2005, 10:50 PM
Funny you mention this one of our local radio stations played this on wednesday.