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2-1B
08-25-2005, 12:30 AM
Happy Birthday Jim Jam, even though you forgot about my birthday this year. :rolleyes::whip:

Have a good day and go see ROTS for a lil' b-day treat. :)

Hell, it dawned on me today that I met you right around your 15th birthday, so you were maybe 14 and now technically speaking I have known you half your life.
Scary ! :p

Anyway, what's with all these August birthdays and respective threads ? lol lol lol

mastermatt24
08-25-2005, 12:55 AM
Anyway, what's with all these August birthdays and respective threads ? lol lol lol
because august rocks! anyways.. you beat me to it. I was gonna post at
12:01. ANYWAYS-
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JJB!
:D

2-1B
08-25-2005, 02:06 AM
I was born in May, so I was conceived in August. Does that count for anything ?

Slicker
08-25-2005, 02:24 AM
Let's see. All of these birthdays are coming at the end of the 8th month going into the 9th month. It takes 9 months to be born so that means all of your parents brought in the New Year by makin' babies.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JJB2!!

2-1B
08-25-2005, 02:29 AM
JimJam's real dad is Dick Clark.

2-1B
08-25-2005, 02:31 AM
Come to think of it, looks like we got a whole litter of DC's bastards running around SSG.

Slicker
08-25-2005, 02:47 AM
I can't talk much. I was born in December which means my mom got sloppy drunk at a St. Patties day party. CS1138 was also born in December. Obviously my mom loosens up after a few.

2-1B
08-25-2005, 03:50 AM
I already knew that.

bobafrett
08-25-2005, 06:38 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JJB!!!

CaptainSolo1138
08-25-2005, 07:28 AM
Happy Birthday, JJB#2!

Ji'dai
08-25-2005, 09:10 AM
Happy B-Diddy Day!

Rocketboy
08-25-2005, 09:45 AM
Jezz, is everyone having a friggin' birthday this week?
:D

Happy Birthday JJB deuce!

JimJamBonds
08-25-2005, 09:47 AM
Thank you all for those birthday wishes. Now that we have that out of the way its time to start that porn marathon, anybody and everybody can come over.


Happy B-Diddy Day!

Just so you all know its now "Happy Diddy Day!", I dropped the 'B' because it was getting between me and you guys. lol

JEDIpartner
08-25-2005, 11:19 AM
Happity Birthday!

Kidhuman
08-25-2005, 03:21 PM
Happy B-Day JJB squared....

Rogue II
08-25-2005, 05:23 PM
Happy Birthday. I'll skip the porn marathon, but I will go to a strip club here in Vegas in your honor. And by strip club, I mean reading that Playboy I have stached next to the toilet in my bathroom because my wife won't let me go to a real strip club without having a real good reason.

I'm such a loser.

2-1B
08-06-2006, 10:36 PM
--Poll--
Caesar's posting in this thread qualifies as:
A) digging up a thread almost a year after its last post
B) not digging but rather posting early in anticipation of JimJam's birthday
C) attempting to out-Chux Chux by pointing out the following
I can't talk much. I was born in December which means my mom got sloppy drunk at a St. Patties day party. CS1138 was also born in December. Obviously my mom loosens up after a few. WHOA, could it be that Slicker himself started the whole "Slicker's Mom" routine ? :eek: :eek: :eek:

Rocketboy
08-07-2006, 04:52 PM
I was thinking the same thing - the secret origin of Slicker's Mom!

JimJamBonds
08-07-2006, 10:53 PM
--Poll--
Caesar's posting in this thread qualifies as:
A) digging up a thread almost a year after its last post
B) not digging but rather posting early in anticipation of JimJam's birthday
C) attempting to out-Chux Chux by pointing out the following WHOA, could it be that Slicker himself started the whole "Slicker's Mom" routine ? :eek: :eek: :eek:

D) All of the above!

2-1B
08-07-2006, 11:14 PM
Ding Ding Ding

CaptainSolo1138
08-08-2006, 06:09 AM
Does anyone know how to clean vomit from between the keys on a keyboard?

*Shivers*

El Chuxter
08-08-2006, 07:30 AM
Not a dream, not a hoax, not an imaginary story. At long last it can be told! The secret revealed!

scruffziller
08-08-2006, 07:59 AM
Jezz, is everyone having a friggin' birthday this week?
:D

Happy Birthday JJB deuce!

Yea forgot to chime in last year. I do have a B-day the same week as Jim Jam, Aug. 30th.

JimJamBonds
08-08-2006, 08:03 AM
Yea forgot to chime in last year. I do have a B-day the same week as Jim Jam, Aug. 30th.

Thank you Sir, and the most cordial happy birthday wishes to you as well.

Kidhuman
08-08-2006, 08:44 AM
HAppy birthday Scruff and JJB.

2-1B
08-08-2006, 08:56 AM
HaPpY bIrThDaY pAuLiE

scruffziller
08-08-2006, 09:29 AM
Thank you Sir, and the most cordial happy birthday wishes to you as well.

Thank you and might I say that is one magnificent looking ship you have for your avatar!!

InsaneJediGirl
08-08-2006, 08:40 PM
Happy Birthday JJB2 :)!

mastermatt24
08-08-2006, 10:51 PM
happy birthday! Did ya ask for anything good? :p

JimJamBonds
08-08-2006, 10:59 PM
happy birthday! Did ya ask for anything good? :p

I'm still working on that since its more then 2 weeks away. :D

mastermatt24
08-08-2006, 11:02 PM
Hey me too- im on the 24th..
I dont really have anything to ask for either. Im pretty content as it is. :pleased:

JimJamBonds
08-08-2006, 11:04 PM
Ahh you have me beat by one day Sir! No, I don't really have anything in mind to 'ask' for, although I'm off that day so I'm working on a few ideas to entertain myself.

mastermatt24
08-08-2006, 11:41 PM
Then *sniff* why hasnt anyone dug out my bday thread? *sniff* :cry:

ahh jk. I can think of a few ways to entertain myself too. :crazed:

2-1B
08-09-2006, 12:13 AM
Ahh you have me beat by one day Sir! No, I don't really have anything in mind to 'ask' for, although I'm off that day so I'm working on a few ideas to entertain myself.

May I be included in those entertainment plans? :) The 25th was going to be my last day at work but I got greedy and bumped it up to the 24th so I'll have that Friday off. :)

mastermatt24
08-09-2006, 02:08 AM
PaRtY at caesars place! :D

JimJamBonds
08-09-2006, 09:09 AM
May I be included in those entertainment plans? :) The 25th was going to be my last day at work but I got greedy and bumped it up to the 24th so I'll have that Friday off. :)

Sure.


PaRtY at caesars place! :D

Its par-tay MM. lol

mastermatt24
08-09-2006, 08:15 PM
Fine! Par-tay at caesars! :cross-eye

these smilies are weird :p :rolleyes: :mad: :o :(

Slicker
08-18-2006, 07:37 PM
Sorry I missed this one JJB. I was unfortunately away from the internet.



Happy belated birthday big guy!

JimJamBonds
08-18-2006, 11:05 PM
Sorry I missed this one JJB. I was unfortunately away from the internet.



Happy belated birthday big guy!





actually you are a week early, its the 25th. Caesar just dug up this old thread a bit early. But thanks none the less.

2-1B
08-18-2006, 11:53 PM
Don't go easy on Slicker, he is 51 weeks late. :mad:

Slicker
08-19-2006, 01:28 AM
Damn you Cae"the shovel"sar for tricking me!!!

*shakes fist angrily*

2-1B
08-19-2006, 03:18 PM
Please, call me Loki. lol

Slick, my sig line was put up in anticipation of your return. :grin:

2-1B
08-24-2006, 11:36 PM
Happy Birthday JimJam for real, this time ! ! ! :grin: :lipsrsealed: :thumbsup:

mastermatt24
08-25-2006, 12:38 AM
dang man.. when you gonna get it right? my birthday is today- his is tomorrow! :p

2-1B
08-25-2006, 01:32 AM
I don't know what backward time keeping state you live in, sir, but it was 12:36 in the a.m. when I made that post. lol lol lol

mastermatt24
08-25-2006, 02:49 AM
It tells me you made that post "Today, 08:36 PM"
Maybe JT is screwin with us.. :whip:

Slicker
08-25-2006, 05:11 AM
It tells me you made that post "Today, 08:36 PM"
Maybe JT is screwin with us.. :whip:Or it could be those wacky time zones. I don't know. You decide.;)



Anywho happy birthday to the both of you.

Kidhuman
08-25-2006, 05:11 AM
Happy B-day JJB II

CaptainSolo1138
08-25-2006, 05:48 AM
May Brett Favre's quarterbacking make you feel like it's your birthday everyday.

JimJamBonds
08-25-2006, 11:34 AM
May Brett Favre's quarterbacking make you feel like it's your birthday everyday.

Ahh is that a good thing or a bad thing??? :D Thanks for the bday greetings all. And a happy birthday to you Master Matt!

JetsAndHeels
08-25-2006, 11:39 AM
Happy Birthday Bro!!

Rogue II
08-25-2006, 12:11 PM
Happy Birthday. I'll skip the porn marathon, but I will go to a strip club here in Vegas in your honor. And by strip club, I mean reading that Playboy I have stached next to the toilet in my bathroom because my wife won't let me go to a real strip club without having a real good reason.

I'm such a loser.

Hey, my wife is out of town this weekend...maybe I can go to one of the clubs this year for you. Too bad jjreason isn't here, he's going to be jealous.

Lowly Bantha Cleaner
08-25-2006, 08:39 PM
Happy Birthday Bond. . . .(lights cigarette, stares up, mutters nonchalantly) Jim Jam Bond.

mastermatt24
08-25-2006, 10:33 PM
Thanks guys!
cant remember if I wished you a happy b day yet Jim, but happy bday! You get anything good? :lipsrsealed:

figrin bran
08-26-2006, 01:19 AM
JJB, i hope you had a great one!

2-1B
08-26-2006, 01:37 AM
He turned 29 yesterday so that was his last good birthday...all downhill from here on out. :(

bobafrett
08-26-2006, 07:15 AM
He turned 29 yesterday so that was his last good birthday...all downhill from here on out. :(


HEY! :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: you are right.

JimJamBonds
08-27-2006, 05:16 PM
He turned 29 yesterday so that was his last good birthday...all downhill from here on out. :(


Damn I hope that isn't true!!!!! Thanks to all for the bday greeting, yes I had a good day.

Kidhuman
08-25-2007, 08:10 AM
Happy Birthday

DarthQuack
08-25-2007, 11:09 AM
Happy Birthday you 30-year-old!!!

JetsAndHeels
08-25-2007, 01:21 PM
Happy Birthday Bro!!

And I repeat myself a year later....

Happy Birthday!!

UKWildcat
08-25-2007, 02:00 PM
Happy Birth Moment JimJam! Hope you have a good one!

2-1B
08-25-2007, 02:36 PM
Happy Birthday you 30-year-old!!!

Yep, 30 years old and all downhill from here for the big fella. lol

He's out golfing right now with our other flatmate, then he'll be getting effed up later. :yes:

I just put the "HappyBirthdayPaulie" sign on his bedroom door...

TeeEye7
08-25-2007, 06:43 PM
Let me add my congrats on the big 3-0, JJB! :)

JimJamBonds
08-26-2007, 11:24 PM
Hey thanks for the kind messages Sir's. It was a fun day of golfing (the group I was in won the scramble) followed by food and cocktails... and shots and a few beers. :D

And reguardless of what Caesar says its a vicious lie if he brings up anything to do with frosting and our waitress! :sur:

figrin bran
08-27-2007, 12:27 AM
Happy Birthday JJB!

2-1B
08-27-2007, 06:01 PM
It's also a "vicious lie" that he 'returned' some of those drinks without getting a refund for the stuff he didn't keep. lol lol lol

Mr. JabbaJohnL
08-27-2007, 06:36 PM
Happy late birthday!

(My greeting is the best since he wasn't expecting any more of them.)

2-1B
08-27-2007, 08:55 PM
Or maybe you're just early for next year !

JimJamBonds
08-27-2007, 10:37 PM
It's also a "vicious lie" that he 'returned' some of those drinks without getting a refund for the stuff he didn't keep. lol lol lol

I didn't ask for a refund and besides they would have just given me more drinks.

2-1B
08-27-2007, 10:42 PM
P&R sir, P&R...

JimJamBonds
08-27-2007, 11:02 PM
P&R sir, P&R...

That I did, not to be confused with a PBR.

TeeEye7
08-25-2008, 09:53 AM
Happy Birthday Mr. Bonds, JimJamBonds!

JimJamBonds
08-25-2008, 11:35 AM
This is from Cappy two years ago...
May Brett Favre's quarterbacking make you feel like it's your birthday everyday.

I still don't really know what that means but I am wondering if it still 'counts' since Favre is now a Jet???

Mr. JabbaJohnL
08-25-2008, 11:52 AM
Another birthday? Well, hell, dude, have a good one!

2-1B
08-25-2008, 04:51 PM
Happy Birthday, you Ol' Dirty Bastid !

JimJamBonds
08-25-2008, 09:48 PM
Thank you Sir's!

Blue2th
08-25-2008, 11:12 PM
Hb....jjb!

Lowly Bantha Cleaner
08-26-2008, 12:40 AM
Wow, another August Birthday. SirSteve's forumites' parents must have been very loose in Decembers past.

Happy Birthday.

Old Fossil
08-26-2008, 07:01 AM
Happy Birthday!:D

JEDIpartner
08-26-2008, 08:31 AM
Happy birthday!! (duh duh uhn dahhh) Happy birthday ta yow!!! :D

Kidhuman
08-26-2008, 03:43 PM
Happy BD JJB

bobafrett
08-26-2008, 04:45 PM
Would you please grow up, so you get to the point where you say "Thank you, but I'm no longer choosing to celebrate my birthday".

Happy Birthday anyway.

JimJamBonds
08-27-2008, 02:56 AM
Would you please grow up, so you get to the point where you say "Thank you, but I'm no longer choosing to celebrate my birthday".

Happy Birthday anyway.


I'l keep that in mind for '09.

UKWildcat
08-27-2008, 10:53 AM
Happy Belated Birthday JJB!!!

pegger
08-27-2008, 01:54 PM
Happy B-day!

TeeEye7
08-25-2009, 02:18 AM
Happy Birthday JJB!

May your Titleists always find their marks!

DarthQuack
08-25-2009, 03:23 AM
Happy 32nd JJB!!! ;)

JEDIpartner
08-25-2009, 11:08 AM
Happy birthday from 10 years your senior!!! :thumbsup:

sith_killer_99
08-25-2009, 12:12 PM
Happy B-day to you sir!:thumbsup:

JimJamBonds
08-25-2009, 04:27 PM
Would you please grow up, so you get to the point where you say "Thank you, but I'm no longer choosing to celebrate my birthday".

Happy Birthday anyway.

I'l keep that in mind for '09.

Well thats kinda the case Frett!

Anywho... thanks everybody.

bobafrett
08-25-2009, 04:37 PM
I thought it was "Jib Jabs" birthday. Now that it's 09, I no longer feel compelled to wish you a happy birthday, but the goodness in me overtakes it....HAPPY BIRTHDAY JJB!

Mr. JabbaJohnL
08-25-2009, 09:39 PM
Happy birthday, you old pirate!

2-1B
08-25-2009, 09:44 PM
Happy You're-A-Crusty-Old-Man-Day, sir.

TeeEye7
08-25-2010, 03:00 AM
Happy Birthday JJB!

I hope the celebration is a marathon! ;)

JEDIpartner
08-25-2010, 09:32 AM
Happy Bith-day!! Go blow your own kloo-horn and have a party!!!
:D

JimJamBonds
08-25-2010, 10:31 PM
Thanks guys.


Happy Bith-day!! Go blow your own kloo-horn and have a party!!!
:D

I just googled kloo-horn because I had no idea what it was. Nice call JP!

JEDIpartner
08-26-2010, 11:41 AM
I just googled kloo-horn because I had no idea what it was. Nice call JP!

HAHAHA! Well, you know how I like to leave a little gift for some of my siblings here.

:thumbsup:

Lowly Bantha Cleaner
08-26-2010, 07:45 PM
What's with the rash of August birthdays here on SSG? Apparently, parents of SirStevers were rather randy in December.

Anyway, have your birthday was a blast JJB.

JEDIpartner
08-30-2010, 01:34 PM
Our folks were celebrating the holiday season?

JimJamBonds
08-31-2010, 06:29 AM
Had to have been, I remembered or should I say was reminded via Facebook how many of my high school friends and I have August birthdays. I can understand that there was SOMETHING going on in December of '77 in NE Wisconsin but how do you explain all of us SSG'ers who were born in different years and all over the country!?!?! :crazed:

2-1B
08-25-2011, 08:32 PM
happy birthday Jim Jam !!! :loyal:

JimJamBonds
08-25-2011, 10:22 PM
A return to the threads and a birthday message, you really know how to take care of a sir!

Bel-Cam Jos
08-25-2011, 11:24 PM
I'll continue to give you what your desire most, wins for the Brew Crew. Happy (for you) day!

JEDIpartner
08-26-2011, 08:46 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JJB (NOT Jar Jar Binks).

Lowly Bantha Cleaner
08-26-2011, 09:25 AM
H a P p y B i R t H D a y J i m J A m !

TeeEye7
08-26-2011, 09:41 AM
happy birthday Jim Jam !!! :loyal:

If 2-1B says it...it must be so!

Happy Birthday, JJB!

JimJamBonds
08-26-2011, 11:13 AM
If 2-1B says it...it must be so!Considering he came out of...well wherever he has been the last who knows how many months it must be the case.

Thanks everybody for the well wishes everybody!

TeeEye7
08-25-2012, 11:50 AM
Happy Birthday!!!

JimJamBonds
08-26-2012, 04:19 PM
Thanks everybody...err I mean TE7.

JediTricks
08-27-2012, 06:29 PM
Sorry dude, I was at Disneyland that day, and busy yesterday too. But happy belated birthday JimJam!

JEDIpartner
08-28-2012, 05:53 PM
Happy belated post-CVI birthday!!!!!!

JimJamBonds
08-28-2012, 10:04 PM
Sorry dude, I was at Disneyland that day, and busy yesterday too. But happy belated birthday JimJam!Thats alright man, I'm just busting chops!

JediTricks
08-29-2012, 04:08 PM
Thats alright man, I'm just busting chops!Naw, I know how it goes, broseph.

JimJamBonds
08-29-2012, 10:04 PM
...I know how it goes, broseph.
Has somebody recently watched Yes Man???

Bel-Cam Jos
09-04-2012, 09:17 PM
I waited to give you your Brewers sweep of the Buccos for a present, JJB. :cry: Happy... birthday...? ;)

JimJamBonds
09-04-2012, 09:44 PM
Thanks man! While I"m happy the Crew won I do hope the Bucco's make it to the playoffs, I'm a big fan of 'new teams' making the playoffs.

JediTricks
09-10-2012, 09:51 PM
Has somebody recently watched Yes Man???Indeed I haven't ever seen that film.

Bel-Cam Jos
08-25-2013, 09:14 AM
Thanks man! While I"m happy the Crew won I do hope the Bucco's make it to the playoffs, I'm a big fan of 'new teams' making the playoffs.If I wish you a happy birthday, can you help ME out a bit on that this year? ;) Nah, I'll just give you those wishes anyway!

sith_killer_99
08-25-2013, 11:37 AM
Happy Birthday JJB!

TeeEye7
08-25-2013, 07:15 PM
Happy Birthday, sir!

JimJamBonds
08-25-2013, 09:57 PM
Thanks everybody for the bday love!


If I wish you a happy birthday, can you help ME out a bit on that this year? ;) Nah, I'll just give you those wishes anyway!

Umm ok? While my team is way way way out of it they could do some damage in the last month of the season with a ton of NL central games.

JediTricks
08-27-2013, 07:54 PM
Belatedly, but happy birthday running man!

JimJamBonds
08-30-2013, 08:47 PM
Belatedly, but happy birthday running man!

Thanks, I'm not THE running man. :chuncky: