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JimJamBonds
09-14-2005, 11:07 PM
Rest easy folks the stork has paid its visit to Britney..... :p


Britney Spears (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005453/)' dreams of becoming a mother have finally been realized - the pop superstar gave birth to a baby boy yesterday afternoon. According to American magazine Us Weekly, the 23-year-old singer welcomed her first offspring into the world shortly before 1pm on Wednesday at California's Santa Monica UCLA Medical Center. Spears and her dancer husband Kevin Federline (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1549077/), 27, arrived at the hospital with a police escort shortly before 6 am and medical staff whisked the star into a birthing suite, reports the publication. According to hospital sources, Spears, who reportedly started experiencing early labor contractions on Friday, was wheeled into a delivery room at about 12.15 pm and within minutes she had delivered via Caesarian section with Federline by her side. While the newlyweds - who will celebrate their first-year wedding anniversary on Sunday - have yet to announce the name of their offspring, sources say they had planned to call the child Preston Michael Spears Federline.

2-1B
09-14-2005, 11:14 PM
That is one lucky stork.

Kidhuman
09-14-2005, 11:27 PM
Oh boy........


:beard:

JimJamBonds
09-14-2005, 11:35 PM
That is one lucky stork.

In the past I would have agreed with you on that, now however? Ehh I think I'd do a fly by and and let the kid parachute in on his own. :D

2-1B
09-14-2005, 11:54 PM
Not this stork.

Slicker
09-15-2005, 01:52 AM
I don't care how she looks now I'd still visit her with my stork.

Didn't she get pregnant like 4 montjs ago or something?

2-1B
09-15-2005, 03:05 AM
She had a Padme/ROTS pregnancy. Minus the twin, of course.

JEDIpartner
09-15-2005, 07:40 AM
Ooooh... goody. Another piece of trash for the media to focus on. God, I can't stand her!

Rogue II
09-15-2005, 10:10 AM
That is one lucky stork.

You've obviously never witnessed a birth in person.

She's making this face--> :frus:

You start out like this--> : :nerv:

Which turns into this-->:shocked:

After the baby comes out, you kinda look like this-->:Ponder

You get a couple of these-->:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

And these-->:love: :love:

There isn't anything :lipsrseal about it. It definatly isn't something I would want to see again.

2-1B
09-15-2005, 11:23 AM
Actually Rogue 2 I was talking about the "before the pregnancy" part and not the "during and after" part. :D

With all due respect, I can't believe you watched that though ! :eek: I have seen it before, yes in all it's gory detail and I don't know how any man could manage to have sex with his wife after seeing that. Sorry but that's how I feel. :dead:

and besides, Brit went with the C-Section. lol

JimJamBonds
09-15-2005, 11:36 AM
So you'd be like "K Fed" get her preggers and then your sugar mamma is stuck with you? :D

Rogue II
09-15-2005, 11:56 AM
Ok, you had me worried there for a bit. ;) Yes, before the pregnancy...I remember those days. :yes:

Trust me, I tried to stay up by her head as much as possible during both births. During my wife's first pregnancy, one of the guys I worked with told me "Don't worry, you'll have sex again" for 9 months. I had no idea what he was talking about until, well, you know... I was deployed 10 days after my daughter was born for 4 months, so I had plenty of time to block that image out. Especially the part where the doc used some scissors, and it wasn't on the cord. :eek:

Celebrity gossip is not interest to me. I didn't even read the article, so I didn't know Brit had the C-section. My wife nearly had to have an emergency C-Section on this last one because the baby came out chin first. But, since that baby was so determined to get out of there, the c-section wasn't necessary. By "determined" I mean that the baby was born about 45 minutes after we got to the hospital, so my wife didn't even get any drugs. The baby's face was a little swollen afterwords, so she looked like a pink Yoda for the first day or two. They are both fine, now. The only thing is that the baby has a V-shaped birthmark on her forehead. She is 8 weeks old now, and well, things are just starting to get back to normal with Mrs. Rogue II.

Yes, I bought that Yoda stuffed animal for her and it's on her shelf. :D

bobafrett
09-15-2005, 10:46 PM
Actually Rogue 2 I was talking about the "before the pregnancy" part and not the "during and after" part. :D

With all due respect, I can't believe you watched that though ! :eek: I have seen it before, yes in all it's gory detail and I don't know how any man could manage to have sex with his wife after seeing that. Sorry but that's how I feel. :dead:

and besides, Brit went with the C-Section. lol

Hey Caesar, I filmed the birth of my son, and it was vaginal! :D His mom got the tape when we broke up. :cry:

The thing I can't believe is that KF got his own page on IMDB. That is a piece of white trash id I ever saw one, rich white trash, he should hook up with that bimbo Anna Nicole Smut I mean Smith.

JimJamBonds
09-15-2005, 11:43 PM
WOW that would be some interesting offspring if Kev and Anna hooked up (shudders).

JEDIpartner
09-16-2005, 11:24 AM
It would be like a litter of ameobas.

2-1B
09-16-2005, 11:32 AM
do you mean "litter" as in trash ? lol lol lol

UKWildcat
09-16-2005, 07:55 PM
do you mean "litter" as in trash ? lol lol lol

Thats awful.......ly funny! lol

I don't know what happened to Brit. She used to be towards the top of my list, when she was hot, but now she's no where to be seen. Some would say it is a shame.

2-1B
09-16-2005, 11:38 PM
Alls I know is I bought the Crossroads DVD for her underwear Madonna performance at the beginning of the movie. :nerv: