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AmanaMatt
08-21-2001, 11:53 AM
I like the new X wing Luke - with the exception of his eyes. I hate how their rolling up in the back of his head. Could have called it, 'College experimentation Luke'

As it stands, I'll be keeping his hemlet on!

JEDIpartner
08-21-2001, 11:58 AM
Or... maybe Luke (Alien Orgasm)...?:eek:

What is the deal with that??? If I got one of these... which I don't believe I will, I would seriously have to repaint the eyes as a minute act of customising (and mercy!), eh!

The rest of the figure looks decent, but doesn't fit into my master plan, Bwaaahahahahahaha!!!

JediCole
08-21-2001, 12:28 PM
Perhaps he is having an epiphany of the Force. Or he smoked a fatty before assaulting the Death Star. Or both.

"No wonder the dude saw Jesus, he's rockin' the GANJ!" - Jay in "Dogma".

Mandalorian Candidat
08-21-2001, 01:00 PM
Maybe his tag line could be:

"I smoke two joints in the X-Wing,
I smoke two joints in the dogfight,
I smoke two joints with Yoda,
It makes me feel alright."



"Hey Luke open up. It's me, Biggs."
"Biggs ain't here man."
--Star Wars Episode 3.5: Luke and Biggs Up In Smoke

AmanaMatt
08-21-2001, 01:19 PM
MC, that is too funny...I'd pick up the single!

JDMB16A
08-21-2001, 07:13 PM
LOL...........

"Attack of the Killer Buds"
"The DEA Strikes Back"
"Return Of The Redi"
"Get The New Dope"......

I could see X-wing Luke sing that new Song"Because I got High".....:D


B16A

bigbarada
08-21-2001, 07:52 PM
"I was gonna be a Jedi,
But then I got high.":D

Starfig873
08-21-2001, 08:20 PM
...I can feel it man....its like a force...a force that binds us together....

-Georgie's roommate, George Lucas in Love

Sidiously Darth
08-21-2001, 09:21 PM
So how does "Bong Hit" Luke roll his joints? By hand or by the Force? And where does he get his rolling paper?

AmanaMatt
08-22-2001, 02:40 AM
We've always known Luke was under the influence of...THE FORCE ...yeah right! Luke probably bought his papers from Obi Wan himself - crazy old hermit, indeed!

evenflow
08-22-2001, 07:57 AM
What bothers me about this figure, is that it seems that the helmet visor is solid plastic. It does not look translucent. ??????:confused:

Mandalorian Candidat
08-22-2001, 10:09 AM
I just got this press release from Lucasfilm and Hasbro:


Due to the popularity of the new sculpt of X-Wing Luke, in the SPECIAL special edition his X-Wing call sign will be changed to 'Red 4:20.'

Fulit
08-22-2001, 10:40 AM
What else do you think was in Old Ben's trunk on Tatooine? You know him and Owen's fight was really over Ben trying to get him to use those moisture vaporators for some hydroponic.

AmanaMatt
08-22-2001, 12:41 PM
evenflow, I looked at the pic of Luke again. The visor appears translucent. At noble toys, they have giant scans available...take a look at those!

Sidiously Darth
08-22-2001, 03:23 PM
Even if the blast shield is transparent, it really doesn't matter. He's looking up. So that means the entire helmet should be transparent. He's either high or looking for 3 fighters at point two.:D

AttackOfTheClones
08-23-2001, 02:44 PM
I was gonna get the power converters...but I got high.
I was gonna go to toshi station....but I got high.
Now I can't go to the academy with Biggs, and I know why...
Because I got high,
Because I got high,
Because I got high.

Sorry, that's my best attempt at parodying Afroman's "Because I Got High"

Fulit
08-23-2001, 04:47 PM
I burned down Uncle Owen's farm....cuz I was high
Made 3PO lose his arm...cuz I was high
Now I'm stuck with crazy Old Ben, and I know why.......

Funny idea, Attack of the Clones, though my parody wasn't any better. Maybe other posters can add more lyrics.

Fulit
08-23-2001, 04:57 PM
Ooh, sorry, after reading back in this thread a little further, I can see that bigbarada originated the Afroman parody.

bigbarada
08-23-2001, 05:49 PM
I actually got the idea from JDMB16A, in the post just before mine. So don't lay all the blame on me!:D :D :D

I was gonna blow up the Death Star
But then I got high
Gonna blow it right out of the sky
But I was high
And now I'm dead and floating in a lifeless vacuum
And I know why...

:D

bigbarada
09-09-2001, 01:40 AM
Well at least now we know were Luke got it from!

Mandalorian Candidat
09-10-2001, 10:48 AM
Wow, that Yoda pic is a dead-on impression of Jack Nicholson.

"All work and no reefer make Yoda a dull boy"
"All work and no reefer make Yoda a dull boy"
"All work and no reefer make Yoda a dull boy"
"All work and no reefer make Yoda a dull boy"
"All work and no reefer make Yoda a dull boy"
"All work and no reefer make Yoda a dull boy"
"All work and no reefer make Yoda a dull boy"
"All work and no reefer make Yoda a dull boy"
"All work and no reefer make Yoda a dull boy"

TheJedi
09-11-2001, 09:06 PM
LOL. Good parodies guys. The Luke I got yesterday was perfect though. Great eye paint. Bad teeth. Weed doesn't last that long anyway. I guess he sobered up while on card. Oh wait, if that's true, then we dont need to complain about teeth, we need to complain about really serious cotton mouth. =)

GNT
09-12-2001, 02:48 AM
Originally posted by TheJedi
LOL. Good parodies guys. The Luke I got yesterday was perfect though. Great eye paint. Bad teeth.

At least we'll be able to see if he brushes :D

Lobito
09-19-2001, 01:57 PM
Aside that fact, this figure is ok, now all we need is yet another X-Wing???

bigbarada
09-19-2001, 10:50 PM
Originally posted by Lobito
Aside that fact, this figure is ok, now all we need is yet another X-Wing???

A new X-Wing similar in size to the Power F/X version with all the lights and sounds. No built-in Luke or Artoo. In fact make the Artoo slot big enough to fit all releases of him from 1995 on up. This would be much appreciated Hasbro. Now just tell us how much it's gonna cost and when we can pick it up from the store.