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El Chuxter
11-02-2005, 02:21 PM
To whom it may concern:

Movie afficianados are pleased to finally have the complete Star Wars saga on DVD. However, we have been shocked and disgusted at the ridiculously unfunny "Hip Hop Yoda" video. This is the single least funny content on any DVD this side of Schindler's List.

After watching this, we want our collective time back.

Please ensure that the person(s) responsible for this travesty of a mockery of two shams are tied down, allowing everyone who has viewed this waste of digital storage space to kick them in the groin to their hearts' content. Once all the groin-kicking urges have been satisfied (which could take decades), please put said person(s) in a rocket and fire them into the sun.

Thank you.

1) El Chuxter

Bobby Fett
11-02-2005, 07:48 PM
2) Bobby Fett

11-02-2005, 10:34 PM
I'm going to rate this the second most important petition I've ever signed, but important nonetheless.

3) Cae S. Argyle

Really, that was an incredibly dumb easter egg. Not dumb as in, "hey that's so dumb I have to laugh" but rather dumb like Chux described it, a waste of my time.

Maybe it wouldn't have sucked so bad had they used a decent song, that might have helped a bit.

11-02-2005, 10:40 PM
I thought they could have done something better, and more worthwhile.

4) Barry (bobafrett) B.

11-02-2005, 10:45 PM
5) Mike aka Jim Jam Bonds

figrin bran
11-02-2005, 11:10 PM
6) Brandon aka figrin bran

11-03-2005, 09:00 AM
I'm more ticked about the Shaak Ti deleted scene.
Talk about a waste of time...

11-03-2005, 10:46 AM
7) Damon "SK99":yes:

11-03-2005, 12:19 PM
8) Rick McCallum

9) Frank Oz

10) Jesus Christ

11-03-2005, 12:26 PM
11. Steve aka jf96

oh, everyone sign my "Fire Herm Edwards" petition too please. :thumbsup:

11-03-2005, 12:40 PM
12. Autumn aka IJG

Scary stuff :crazed:

11-03-2005, 12:42 PM
13) Sadaam Hussein

14) Adolf Hitler

15) Josef Stalin

16) Pol Pot

El Chuxter
11-03-2005, 01:08 PM
17) Your mama

18) Your daddy

19) Your greasy, greasy granny

Bobby Fett
11-03-2005, 07:16 PM
19) Your greasy, greasy granny

Hey! Leave my greasy, greasy granny out of it, you pinko, bear poopin' Charlotte lover! Thank you.

11-05-2005, 06:41 PM
20) Ranch Tooth

21) Geico Cavemen

22) Destiny's Child

11-07-2005, 07:53 AM
-1) (that's a negative "one") Scruffziller

I don't care what anybody says, it was awesome.

El Chuxter
11-07-2005, 08:48 AM
22-4,865,922) The bears of North America

11-07-2005, 10:25 AM
4,865,923.) Terrell Owens

4,865,924 - 4,865,935.) The 12 Apostles (including Judas)

James Boba Fettfield
11-07-2005, 04:43 PM
4,865,923.) Terrell Owens

So that's what he's doing following the news of his future deactivation.

11-07-2005, 09:41 PM
4,865,936.) James Hetfield
4,865,937.) Kirk Hammet
4,865,938.) Lars Ulrich
4,865,939.) Robert Trujillo
4,865,940.) Bob Rock
4,865,941.) Jason Newsted
4,865,942.) Dave Mustaine
4,865,943.) Ron McGovney
4,865,944.) Cliff Burton

El Chuxter
11-07-2005, 11:10 PM
4,865,945) RANCH!

11-10-2005, 08:04 PM
Thankfuly I've been spared the dancing green thing. I have no idea how to locate this item and neither do i have any desire to. In fact a curse, a plague, a pestilent rancid rabid plague of mutant lab frogs upon those who deploy the easter egg tactic.
Put it all where it can be found without having to waste countless minutes fathoming out the remote. damn punks. easter egg hiders need shooting with tazer guns in the nuts as well as kicking there.

mmm and the game trailers as content of the disk, that's heinous. actually making a feature out of adverts for other products is scandalous. it's simply padding out a disk in an all too visible effort to fool and dupe viewers into thinking there's more to the woefully short of content disk than there really is. A pox on you shameful miscreants.

may you wake with pus dripping boils and everlasting flatulence.

09-08-2007, 12:29 PM
4,865,946) Mr. Daddy Pants

(he didn't actually sign it but I think the above post is a safe assumption) lol

Mr. JabbaJohnL
09-08-2007, 11:34 PM
That's quite a few signatures. How we doin'?

09-09-2007, 12:10 AM
We're gettin close.

09-10-2007, 07:52 AM
Close as in "Get your face close to it and I'll finish it off myself" or close as in "Only eight more position switches to go!"?

09-10-2007, 07:19 PM
The first one, since it sounds naughty.

09-12-2007, 10:21 PM
I thought this would have something to do with Teek. :(

Lowly Bantha Cleaner
09-16-2007, 11:10 AM
I'm sorry, the most important petition I ever signed was for the lobbying of the creation of "that ice cream guy" from the fleeing of Cloud City during ESB.

I think I signed it with my alias, "Ben Dover."