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11-22-2005, 11:40 PM
So sorry I have been gone for awhile, let me explain.

I was on my way home from work one night and someone was broke down on the side of the road. I stopped to give them assistance. While I was looking under the hood of this womans car, I was hit in the head with a crow bar. I awoke several days later and was tied to a chair in a basement. I was fed three times a day and allowed to use the bathroom in shackles.

After about three days I found out I was being held prisoner by the YA-YA sisterhood. I had been planning my escape for about three days when I finally had a chance to do so. As I was untied, I swung wildly at the woman, I broke her nose and she dropped like a bag of trash. I then grabbed the other one by the neck. I was squeezing her throat for dear life whgen we were suddenly wisked away to Narnia. I then found out she was Lucy, High Queen of Narnia. There she was scolded by the Lion Aslan. After her public flogging by him, we were sent on a mission to free some people. After that we were allowed to come back to our real time. It was hell, but I am back.

11-22-2005, 11:46 PM
Any "Stockholm Syndrome" issues from your time being held?:D

11-22-2005, 11:53 PM
Welcome back, can I sell you a discount Lego Millennium Falcon ? lol

figrin bran
11-23-2005, 12:54 AM
welcome back KH!

11-23-2005, 03:19 AM
The sad part is that I almost believed you KH. It's good to have you back. It hasn't been the same without you.

11-23-2005, 08:23 AM
You were gone? Well, I'll be damned.

James Boba Fettfield
11-23-2005, 08:28 AM
Did your kidnappers shave your beard in an attempt to harness your KHness?

11-23-2005, 09:49 AM
Welcome back. Good to see you again!!

And just to fill you in, that wasn't Lucy of Narnia. It was Mrs. Herman Edwards.

11-23-2005, 11:53 AM
You were gone? eh didn't really notice anything missing :laugh: JK....long live the KH and the :beard:

Bobby Fett
11-23-2005, 09:41 PM
It's about dang time! :yes:

BTW, remember way back when I said you could have my collection when I died? I lied.

11-23-2005, 10:03 PM
"And now you know the rest of the story."

Welcome back.

11-23-2005, 10:40 PM
And now I can change my sig line back to the way it was. Um, you have been away so long, I forgot what it said, maybe "Kidhuman, captured by woman, saving himself for his wife"?

11-23-2005, 10:48 PM
Yeah, I suppose I should change my bearded Ranch Tooth (God that sounds dirty) to something else but I don't feel motivated.

11-23-2005, 11:35 PM
Me too. Well, I never left, I have just found that my love of Star Wars has taken a major hit over the last few years, and it's hard for me to argue the finer points of it. Other than that, it's just pure laziness.

11-24-2005, 12:36 AM
Well, I'm back too. It's cold out, but the dog really needed to be walked, and though it took longer than I'd have liked, I suppose she needed to get out for a bit. We saw a cat.

Kidhuman, welcome back! (Did you see a cat also?) :)

11-24-2005, 10:25 AM
Hey Chief, of course I had to be offline for your triumphant return....
I been collecting digits since we last talked, so we will have a much Fuller slate to hit on our next "international 3-way calling fest" :beard:
glad you came back as the prophecy described Bro!

11-24-2005, 10:50 AM
More Digits sounds good to me. Gonna have a blast on the phone.

PF, I saw a Big Cat named Aslan, and a bunch of litle ones. Actually got a Kitten too, named her Beru.

11-27-2005, 07:27 AM
I wanna be back too!!

pfft. whatever.

Lurker buisness. Go about your drinks...

11-27-2005, 02:16 PM
"And now you know the rest of the story."

LOL! My dad still listens to him.

and welcome back KH.

11-27-2005, 05:33 PM
LOL! My dad still listens to him.

and welcome back KH.

Son? I also listen to Paul Harvey on WGN radio here in Chicago, that is when I am in my talk radio state of mind. Currently I listen to music via radio or CD in my car.

11-27-2005, 08:25 PM
"Pauuuuuuuuul Harveyyyyy, Good DAY!"

11-27-2005, 08:29 PM
Stay back you paul harvey lovers! :whip:
JK. I have nothing against the old man.. its just that I think he has
old-timers, because he repeats himself throughout the day/week/month :cross-eye

11-27-2005, 11:33 PM
Can we just get back to "Mr. and Mrs. *rrotic America?" :p

11-28-2005, 12:38 AM
Thanks for the welcome backs(except JJB, he hates black Friday).

11-28-2005, 10:10 AM
except JJB, he hates black Friday.

I just don't see why you have to play the race card KH, its just Friday? lol