I'm recruiting for LIQUID DAWN

[Tycho]

You'll know me as "MR. BUBBLES," and you should be old enough to buy your own laundry detergeant, bubblebath, or automatic dish cleaning fluid.

Our target will be disclosed by private messages only.

You should be willing and able to make a trip to our target's location next summer. (this is going to be fun)

A sense of humor is required for these positions in our organization.

Be careful what you join: you could face criminal prosecution for involvement with this organization.

Long Live LIQUID DAWN!

[Slicker]

Our first diabolical scheme has been plotted and the details are now being worked out. You will now know me as "TideStriker" and I am the financial backer and the "transportation" for this operation. As stated below you must bring your own weapons and as always SAFETY IS NOT GUARANTEED!!!

[CaptainSolo1138]

There's somethig wrong with both of you. :p

[Tycho]

There's somethig wrong with both of you. :p

That's something psychologists have never yet been able to prove. But mentally ill people from all over the world are going to flock to our cause!

They too will find their place in "washing away" the Old Order.

Meanwhile, we'll have to screen CaptainSolo1138 and do a background check. We might be able to recruit him yet, but he could be a spy for the Justice League of America. Solo: do you claim to never have any contact with Batman, Superman, or especially Aquaman? They must not be allowed to stop us!

[Rocketboy]

I'll sign up.
I know bIZZARO. He lives right next door But he claims he doesn't. He also claims he's not stealing my newspaper. And Black Manta has been living in his pool.

[Lord Malakite]

This seems like one of those threads that might have crossed a line. So for the moment I'm going to close this.

[JediTricks]

For those of you who are confused, Tycho went and used a term that the feds would misinterpret as something sinister. I am pretty sure he's talking about getting a bunch of you together to dump soap in fountains, so I edited the thread title and reopened the thread.

[Tycho]

JT: you're not supposed to tell! Our diabolical plans would be exposed and Aquaman would know who to come looking for! :crazed:

If you want to join us, you'll have to learn how to keep secrets. Meanwhile, you can wash your own mouth out with soap ;) It's an initiation ritual in our organization anyway.

And Malakite: be warned - if you go and join the Justice League of America, we're going to know about it!

Meanwhile, I have a plan to contact the BubbleYum Twins to help with recruitment! :love:

[CaptainSolo1138]

Solo: do you claim to never have any contact with Batman, Superman, or especially Aquaman? They must not be allowed to stop us!
I have not had contact with any member of the JLA. I'd rather beat my head on the wall than pretend to be interested in what Aquaman has to say.

[Tycho]

I have not had contact with any member of the JLA. I'd rather beat my head on the wall than pretend to be interested in what Aquaman has to say.

Then name your favorite kind of cleansing formula and join us! :thumbsup:

You too, Rocketboy! Welcome "to the circle."

[El Chuxter]

Are you totally, absolutely, 110% committed to taking grease out of the way?

[Tycho]

Are you totally, absolutely, 110% committed to taking grease out of the way?


No - but it could be a positive side-effect of our juvenile deliquency.

[El Chuxter]

I call shenanigans on your organization! You use the holy and exalted name of Liquid Dawn, yet are not committed to the one ideal that Liquid Dawn stood for: taking grease out of our way! :mad:

I will be forming a splinter group that is truly devoted to cleaner dishes. It will be called The Palmolive Jihad Brotherhood. Recruiting will start next Wednesday evening at 7 as we hold a bake sale and square-dance in the Elk's Lodge on 27th Street.

[Jargo]

oooh I'm in. I'll bring Fairy liquid.


stop looking at me like that.......

[Tycho]

OK, we'll take you Emperor Jargo. But I'm having trouble coming up with a code name for you that involves Fairy Liquid. Hmmmm. This will be a tough one. Any suggestions?

How about taking "Equate hand cleanser" and being "The Equalizer?" Like equal rights / equal opportunities, in some cases.

Hmmm...
Mr. Bubbles
TideStriker
The Equalizer

It sounds good to me.

Plus 2 members that still need code names.... (Rocketboy and CaptainSolo)

And we don't know if JediTricks is on board for sure yet. Because he couldn't keep all our plans secret, I was thinking about calling him "Shout." :D

[Slicker]

And we don't know if JediTricks is on board for sure yet. Because he couldn't keep all our plans secret, I was thinking about calling him "Shout." :DOk, now that's f-in' funny Senor Bubbles.

[stillakid]

Just talking about any of it tips off the enemy. There should be no discussion or open forums regarding anything even resembling free speech so long as W and Friends are ruling this kingdom democracy. :bandit:

[Tycho]

Well it wouldn't be funny if we kept it too private. Are you thinking about becoming Security Cheif, Stillakid? Hmmm. What would be a good name for an agent in that position?

[stillakid]

Well it wouldn't be funny if we kept it too private. Are you thinking about becoming Security Cheif, Stillakid? Hmmm. What would be a good name for an agent in that position?


Dumbsfeld? :cross-eye

[Tycho]

Dumbsfeld? :cross-eye


Laughing out loud! :yes:

[Jargo]

Now Hans that does dishes can be soft as your fez, with mould green hairy lipped squid....

sorry, the fairy liquid reminded me of a joke and that's the punchline. I don't remember the joke though..

damn.

i can live with the equalizer, makes me seem cool like ewar woowar, do I get Copeland theme music too?

[Tycho]

You can have a theme song, "Equalizer." TideStriker provides '80's music for our special ops though. Inform him if you have any favorites. The more cliche and cheasy they are, the better!

[2-1B]

"The stainlifter, that's All."

May I please be known as The Stainlifter? :)

[mabudonicus]

ooohhh I want "in" too
I'm tough on grease but NOT on your hands
so a moniker is required but I am at a loss right now....
:beard:
NOT bubbles BTW

[2-1B]

How about "Hands-some Mabs" ?

[2-1B]

Or maybe "Deli-Carl GreaseGrinder" ? :confused:

just throwing out ideas!
sincerely,
The Stainlifter

[Tycho]

OK, Caesar's "The StainLifter."

Mabudon's new name is illuding me at the moment as well.

[CaptainSolo1138]

Egads! I forgot to request a codename.

Hmmmmmm......

How about Agent Gain?

[Tycho]

How about "Total Gain?" :thumbsup:

[Tycho]

OK, we need to assemble an enlisted roster for Liquid Dawn.

Our forum names and agent codenames should suffice, with "name pending" listed for those who do not yet have codenames.

Let's get this organized people. We need to solidify our organization and then continue to recruit. We don't have nearly enough people to pull our mission off yet. I need a strike team, not a commando squad!

[pegger]

Can I join!!! I'd like to be the head of your religious wing...

[Tycho]

Hmmm. A religious wing? Dedicated to cleanliness and purity? However, if our plan succeedes, we're kind of going to make a mess...(but it will smell good). And what kind of code name would our "chaplain" have? Father Downey? Possible. Other suggestions?

[pegger]

Hmmm. A religious wing? Dedicated to cleanliness and purity? However, if our plan succeedes, we're kind of going to make a mess...(but it will smell good). And what kind of code name would our "chaplain" have? Father Downey? Possible. Other suggestions?

But you see - if we make a mess - I can "quote" scripture, and have it be all ok...that's the great part of a religious wing - it doesn't have to make sense..

For example: " Woe be unto those that have no mess to clean - for unless thou hast a mess to clean - there can be be no cleaning. And with no cleaning there can be no purity..." - Chapter 14, verse 23 Electrosol-atians...

Cardinal Clean...
Bishop Bubbles...??

[mabudonicus]

I was hoping that I could join a covert splinter group of sorts, and request the handle "Foaming Pipe Snake" if it fits into the scheme of things

JediElf wants the name "the proactive polymer" but I'm not sure what she intends by that :beard:

[Tycho]

OK, I dub Pegger, Cardinal Clean.

Mabudon has given me much to think over. BTW, Proactive is an acne cleanser - at least it's a prescription treatment I believe. I don't know if they make a face wash or whatever. Polymers are some sort of rubbers or plastics. I don't get the connection myself. Your request must get further consideration.

[El Chuxter]

Have you reconsidered your weak stance on grease?

Together, we would be so much more powerful than as separate shower groups. And you would have the military genius of myself, Grand Admiral Al-Sudsr!

[Tycho]

OK, we can get tough on grease. You'll be in charge of that Grand Admiral Al-Sudsr. But our main purpose is to make bubbles - and lots of them! Showers don't do that. We have to use heavy artillery like dish washers and laundry machines - only I have something bigger and better in mind to make Liquid Dawn's statement!

It's not time yet. But it will be. Oh yeah. Our time is coming! (save some dough for your road trip / plane ride this summer).

[El Chuxter]

What's scary: Al-Sudsr sounds a lot like El Chuxter. I wasn't even going for that. :)

[pegger]

It is awfully quiet....

Aquaman has not figured out your plan, has he?

Perhaps we should talk only in code?

The fat man has landed - I repeat - the fat man has landed. He is looking for his scouring pad...He is looking for his scouring pad...It cuts grease and keeps pots and pans shiny....It cuts grease and keeps pots and pans shiny.

I am now off for my daily chanting regarding cleaning and washing...

[Tycho]

Good work, Cardinal Clean.

We have averted contact with Aqua-Man thus far. He has no idea what we're up to!:evil:

[pegger]

The forces of dirt are trying to tear us apart, as is evident by the current happenings here! Pray harder!!! Do not let the heretics avert us from our goal of cleanliness!!! We will clean!

All hail the mighty Liquid dawn - and it's leader Mr. Bubbles.

I am now off to chant.

[Tycho]

Thank you. Thank you all for coming. Now:

TideStriker has video footage of a successful operation he may share with us.

[Slicker]

TideStriker has video footage of a successful operation he may share with us.It appears as it some of our brethern have struck earlier than planned (http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1675320/). No bother, they did the job and they did the job very well. We should all be proud of them.