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stillakid
02-17-2006, 12:06 PM
How you get so big, eating food of this kind?

Jargo
02-17-2006, 12:25 PM
only 37% cocoa solids? wow that's not even chocolate at all. I wouldn't accept anything less than 80% solids. That there looks like candy. sickly and tasteless. and if it has vanilla in it then no way in hell would i touch it.

they should have called it DAGOBAR now that's funny.

Patient Zero
02-17-2006, 12:54 PM
I personally like 'Dagonbar: Now with extra tenticals'.

Dagon is an older Lovecraft movie for those that don't know.

JimJamBonds
09-21-2006, 08:18 AM
only 37% cocoa solids? wow that's not even chocolate at all. I wouldn't accept anything less than 80% solids. That there looks like candy. sickly and tasteless. and if it has vanilla in it then no way in hell would i touch it.

37% sounds about right for milk chocolate, dark chocoate would have a higher cocoa content.

Jargo
09-21-2006, 08:30 AM
Milk chocolate is not real chocolate at all. Milk chocolate is for wusses and girls. so there :p

JEDIpartner
09-21-2006, 12:08 PM
I only like dark chocolate. Ooooh... dark chocolate Hob Nobs!!!! Mmmmmm...

stillakid
09-21-2006, 12:46 PM
I only like dark chocolate. Ooooh... dark chocolate Hob Nobs!!!! Mmmmmm...

You're being a chocolate-cist. :sad:

Jargo
09-21-2006, 12:55 PM
I suppose to be safe we have to say 'cocoa rich' instead? It's political correctness gone MAAAAAAAAAAAD!

2-1B
09-21-2006, 06:35 PM
I like creamy cocoa butter.

seanmcfripp
09-21-2006, 06:53 PM
Dagobah is hippy chocolate. I always see this stuff at the Common Market (organic grocery store we have here in Frederick, MD...lotsa hot dirty hippy chicks work there). Hippies get a sweet tooth every now again too, just like the rest of us.

Stilla actually started this thread to tell us that he's a danged dirty hippy. He's a level 5 vegan - he doesn't eat anything that casts a shadow.* Not that I blame him at all, cuz I have a total weakness for hot dirty hippy chicks.



* Yes, I borrowed that from the Simpsons

Darth Jax
09-21-2006, 07:09 PM
plus vegan chicks are easy (at least in hollywood they are, i cite john tucker must die for proof).

Jargo
09-21-2006, 08:01 PM
All vegans are easy because they're too lethargic to protest due to being malnourished.

hippies like chocolate? would that perhaps have something to do with ingesting a certain extract of plant that leads to munchies? :)

JimJamBonds
09-22-2006, 08:38 AM
I suppose to be safe we have to say 'cocoa rich' instead? It's political correctness gone MAAAAAAAAAAAD!

I'm not sure "rich" is the correct word to use either... perhaps "cocoa content" instead?

Jargo
09-22-2006, 10:54 AM
"Big cocoa bean content! (contains 80% cocoa solids max.) *May contain traces of nuts or cacao bean kernel, dead insect, human skin, factory floor dirt or hemp sacking.* +over indulgence may make you fat and wobbly and give you acne+ [Contrary to popular belief is unlikely to work as active afrodisiac unless ingested in large amounts.] #Will melt in hand# {May lead to death of pets if given as part of diet}

JimJamBonds
09-22-2006, 11:47 AM
"Big cocoa bean content! (contains 80% cocoa solids max.) *May contain traces of nuts or cacao bean kernel, dead insect, human skin, factory floor dirt or hemp sacking.* +over indulgence may make you fat and wobbly and give you acne+ [Contrary to popular belief is unlikely to work as active afrodisiac unless ingested in large amounts.] #Will melt in hand# {May lead to death of pets if given as part of diet}

Also contains less then 0.0000001 % Soilent Green.

stillakid
09-22-2006, 01:22 PM
Also contains less then 0.0000001 % Soilent Green.

0.0000001 % = one Gary Coleman.

JimJamBonds
09-23-2006, 11:51 PM
0.0000001 % = one Gary Coleman.

Not bad young man! lol