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03-27-2006, 07:10 AM
I will endeavor to make this easy enough for everyone to follow:

What if the Truths we believe in were False? How would we know what was False if we didn't know what was True? Then if something was True we could prove it wasn't False. But if it was actually False, how can we prove it isn't True because it is True that it is False?

03-27-2006, 08:32 AM
A question a child might ask, but not a childish question.....


03-27-2006, 09:48 AM
The only way to know the truth, is to truly know. :lipsrseal

And I ain't sayin' nuttin', see?

03-27-2006, 11:07 AM
A question a child might ask, but not a childish question.....

I think it's the other way around. lol

03-27-2006, 11:08 AM
Dogs and cats living together.... mass histeria!!!

03-27-2006, 11:32 AM
Def Leppard selling a million albums.... mass Hysteria !!!

03-27-2006, 11:35 AM
The drummer from Def Leopard only got one arm!

03-27-2006, 11:36 AM
Does it look like it's holding an apple? ;)

03-27-2006, 11:45 AM
What if the Falsities we don't believe in were True? How would we know what was True if we knew it wasn't False? Then if something was False we couldn't prove it wasn't True. Bit if is was actually True, how can we prove it is False because it is False that it isn't True?

03-27-2006, 11:50 AM
True dat !

03-27-2006, 11:53 AM
True dat !Are you sure it's not false dat?

03-27-2006, 11:54 AM
No, I was talking about how cool AOTC is. :mad:

03-27-2006, 11:57 AM
Are you sure it's not false dat?Then I shall quote myself to retort.

And actually I'm quite positive that it IS false dat when talking about how "cool" AOTC is.

Dar' Argol
03-27-2006, 06:20 PM
Well, all you have to do is remember 2 things . .

Thingy 1. Only try to realize the truth . . . that there is no spoon. Then you'll see, that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself.

Thingy 2. Its tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that right on time, its Tricky!

03-27-2006, 09:49 PM
"There can be only one!" - false

"Always two there are, no more, no less: a master, and an apprentice." - false

"Comedy is always funny in threes." - true

03-28-2006, 08:16 AM
"you can't judge a book by its cover"- FALSE
"you can't keep a good man/cop/cowboy down" - FALSE
"it's a good film, you just don't understand it"- FALSE

"the grass is always greener on the other side" - FALSE
"We have nothing to fer but fear itself" - FALSE
"tree don't fall far from the nuts" - TRUE

El Chuxter
03-28-2006, 08:57 AM
You can't judge Slicker's mom by Slicker: TRUE

03-28-2006, 09:01 AM
When gone am I the last of the Jedi will you be: TRUE

El Chuxter
03-28-2006, 09:02 AM
When Slicker is gone, the Slicker's mom jokes will be less funny: FALSE

03-28-2006, 10:00 AM
"the grass is always greener on the other side" - FALSE

Actually, that's true. There was a study done (you know how us Americans love wasting money) that showed that because of the angle at which you look at it combined with the light and such it appears greener than the patch of grass you are standing on.

Anyway, Slick's mom blah blah blah...

03-28-2006, 01:53 PM
What I meant was is that once you get there, it ain't.. stop spreading false-truths Solo ;)

And slickers mom blah blah blah... aren't you glad YOU ain't linked to that stuff Bro?? :beard: