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TheDarthVader
06-09-2006, 02:33 PM
Welcome to my newest thread, Who's Who Among the Original Trilogy. You can find a similar thread in the Prequel Trilogy section.
This is a voting thread. I will ask a question and you will vote for ONE creature/character that best fits the question.

Question number one: Who is the stinkiest creature/character in the Original Trilogy?

I thought about the ewoks (boy I bet they stink), the dianoga (creature in the death star trash compactor), banthas, tusken raiders, and taun tauns (I thought they only smelled bad on the outside), and Jabba the Hutt.

Without a doubt, I am going to vote for the taun taun.



RESULTS
Q1-stinkiest
__________________
Taun Taun 1

El Chuxter
06-09-2006, 02:48 PM
Probably Taun-Tauns, followed closely by Jawas.

JediTricks
06-09-2006, 08:37 PM
Tauntaun only because it was expressed as such.

Jabba probably would be stinkiest if he didn't have slave girls to clean him.

Rocketboy
06-09-2006, 10:34 PM
I'd think Yoda probably stinks like a mofo - 20 years in a swamp.

JimJamBonds
06-10-2006, 12:31 AM
I doubt Chewie smells like a rose.

2-1B
06-10-2006, 01:34 AM
Chewbacca gets my vote, too...just think of the dried up turds matted into his fur back there. Disgusting.

TheDarthVader
06-10-2006, 02:18 PM
Caesar, that was hilarious! :D

UPDATE

RESULTS
Q1-stinkiest
__________________
Taun Taun 3
Chewbacca 2
Yoda 1

Kidhuman
06-10-2006, 02:26 PM
I am going to say Bantha. Hairy arsed beasts on a Desert planet. Gotta be raunchy

JediTricks
06-10-2006, 04:51 PM
But Tauntauns excrete their waste through their skin!!! It gets all congealed into their fur! And then they smell WORSE on the inside!!!

El Chuxter
06-10-2006, 07:40 PM
That's EU, so if we count that, we also have to count the EU fact that Jawas communicate through scent.

JediTricks
06-10-2006, 07:50 PM
Well, if Caesar is counting that Chewie can't use the bathroom even though he's a starship pilot and technician, and Rocketboy says Yoda smells because he lives near a swamp, I can count whatever I want as well.

Jawas communicating through smell is stupid though, we've seen them communicating through their crazy verbal language already.

2-1B
06-10-2006, 08:27 PM
I think Chewbacca knows how to use the bathroom, it's just that with all that hair it is unreasonable to think that he's not going to have some...snarls. And you know Han ain't gonna get out the comb and scissors to lend his partner a helping hand. :p

El Chuxter
06-10-2006, 08:28 PM
Wookiees shave their butts from the time they start growing hair. They then wear, for modesty's sake, a sort of skirt that matches their own pelts. So it wouldn't be an issue.

Jargo
06-10-2006, 09:58 PM
Anakin, because he's a habitual bedwetter. Palpatine sensed it and knew that he could channel the hatred towards those who taunt Anakin for his own gain. And then look what happens, Anakin ends up in a suit with a catheter. positively swimming in it he is so i say Anakin is the stinkiest.

TheDarthVader
06-11-2006, 12:26 AM
Question two: Who smells the best?

The given answer is Leia, but she did spend some time in that garbage disposal. Surprisingly, I am going to go with Lando Calrissian. Let's face it people...this guy is such a pimp, and I can almost smell his aftershave when I watch ESB. I bet he was smelling good in ROTJ too, even in that disguise! He's a pimp bro!



RESULTS (so far keep voting! :) )
Q1-stinkiest
__________________
Taun Taun 3
Chewbacca 2
Yoda 1
Bantha 1
Anakin (Darth Vader) 1

Q2-best smelling
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Lando 1

2-1B
06-11-2006, 01:49 AM
Hmmmm, I'm tempted to vote for Pote Snitkin's husk musk but I'm going to go with Slave Leia* who, I believe, possessed the cure for cancer twixt her nethers.


(*pre-CarrieFisherDruggedOutAndDoingGod
KnowsWhatForAFixIfYouKnowWhatIMean)

Slicker
06-11-2006, 02:42 AM
Worst smelling - Mon Mothma. I'm not a fan of the scent of Ben-Gay and Geritol


Best smelling - total agreeance with Caesar.

Kidhuman
06-11-2006, 03:29 AM
Best Smelling - Moff Jerjerrod.

Rocketboy
06-11-2006, 11:58 AM
Best Smelling - At first I was going to say Lando, but he probably wears way too much cologne. I think I'll have to go with the consensus and say Slave Leia.

Jargo
06-11-2006, 02:07 PM
Bail Organa. i know he's technically PT but he's sort of in the OT on that planet - somewhere. I think looking at bail he probably wears a really classy subtle cologne. understated and masculine perhaps with a base note of musk and a mid note of woodsmoke and a top note of something fresh and zesty.
A mans man. with a mans man aroma. Even under pressure bail looks cool as a cucumber.
And the fact that he managed to get the Empreror so mad that he destroyed Alderaan makes bail cool to me.
Course, at the time of the planets destruction bail probably smelled a little like roast pork......

Prior to that Bail gets my vote.

El Chuxter
06-11-2006, 03:00 PM
Guys, slave Leia has to sleep pressed against Jabba, who is well established to stink. Think about it.

2-1B
06-11-2006, 03:16 PM
Chux again, always naysaying. :mad:

figrin bran
06-11-2006, 06:00 PM
i think it has to be the dianoga.

Jargo
06-11-2006, 07:56 PM
The dianoga smells good?

*calls off* A little rhinoplasty for the man here! lol

JediTricks
06-11-2006, 11:09 PM
Guys, slave Leia has to sleep pressed against Jabba, who is well established to stink. Think about it.That was to be my counterargument as well.


Admiral Piett, it's the real reason he survived Vader's wrath throughout the trilogy.

Deoxyribonucleic
06-12-2006, 05:13 PM
Leia, at the end of ANH at the Ceremony...you KNOW she smelled damn good there...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

JediTricks
06-12-2006, 05:24 PM
Leia, at the end of ANH at the Ceremony...you KNOW she smelled damn good there...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! Yeah, I'm changing my vote to that!

El Chuxter
06-12-2006, 05:30 PM
No doubt. :beard:

Slicker
06-12-2006, 05:58 PM
I never even thought of THAT version of Leia.

She's smells good AND her boobies are look big.

That's a win win

Jargo
06-12-2006, 09:35 PM
AND her boobies are look big
Wow concentrate, breathe, BREATHE BOY!!!!! Jeez get a hold of yourself... NO! don't do that just breathe.. just breathe.

TheDarthVader
06-12-2006, 11:55 PM
Yeah, I'm changing my vote to that!

Ditto. The thought didn't cross my mind about that Leia.

tagmac
06-13-2006, 12:25 AM
Worst smelling: Tauntaun
Best Smelling: Leia

jedi master sal
06-13-2006, 09:59 AM
Worst smelling: Sarlaac-You would be too if you were constantly digesting things and THAT took 1000 years...
Best Smelling: Hmm, I want to give an answer other than Leia, but since I can't think of anything different right now, I'll have to go with that too.

Bel-Cam Jos
06-13-2006, 08:05 PM
Worst smelling: Sarlaac-You would be too if you were constantly digesting things and THAT took 1000 years...
Sal, you stole my thunder! Even if it's Seymour the Sarlacc or the Big Mouth version, it's open all the time, and to clean it out on a desert world you get... sand and rocks.
But, another worst smelling could be Imperial Dignitaries because of where they seem to keep their noses. ("Yes, my leige. Your choice of decision to make that choice was wonderful. Amazing! " ;) ).

Best smelling? Garindan. Dude could smell a Tatooine farmboy from 12 parsecs away!

TheDarthVader
06-14-2006, 03:05 PM
Bel-Cam...let me rephrase...who has the most pleasant odor?

Q3: Who is the most clever?

Kidhuman
06-14-2006, 04:42 PM
Obi-Wan no doubt

El Chuxter
06-14-2006, 04:48 PM
Luke. He's pretty clever, for a human.

Bel-Cam Jos
06-14-2006, 06:31 PM
Bel-Cam...let me rephrase...who has the most pleasant odor?

Q3: Who is the most clever?I knew that... just being clever and all (need to say it in Jeremy Irons' voice from The Lion King) :D

Clever? I'd take R2. He knows all, gets hurt a little but keeps coming back for more, and survives all kinds of trouble.

tagmac
06-14-2006, 07:10 PM
Most clever: Darth Vader

It's clear he was only pretending to be Tarkin's lackey in ANH, while all along plotting behind the Emperor's back, knowing full well Luke was key to helping him defeat Palpatine.

Deoxyribonucleic
06-14-2006, 07:18 PM
Most clever: Darth Vader

It's clear he was only pretending to be Tarkin's lackey in ANH, while all along plotting behind the Emperor's back, knowing full well Luke was key to helping him defeat Palpatine.

I like that! :thumbsup:

Rocketboy
06-14-2006, 10:18 PM
As with the PT, I'll go with Artoo.

2-1B
06-15-2006, 01:23 AM
Paploo - clever enough to get the rebs into an upperhand situation at the shield generator bunker.

TheDarthVader
06-16-2006, 12:34 PM
I am going to go with R2-D2.

In ANH, he tricks Luke into removing the restraining bolt.

In ESB, he lets out the smoke screen and fixes the hyperdrive.

In ROTJ, he shocks some ewoks right after he is released. I believe this to be clever. :D

Bel-Cam Jos
06-16-2006, 11:20 PM
Most clever: Darth Vader

It's clear he was only pretending to be Tarkin's lackey in ANH, while all along plotting behind the Emperor's back, knowing full well Luke was key to helping him defeat Palpatine.But he forgot a small detail...
"Whoo hoo! The Emperor is gone! I won! Wait... I'm dying. D'oh!"

TheDarthVader
06-19-2006, 11:52 AM
Q4: Which character or creature is the dumbest?

I am going to vote for the Gammorean (GamMORON) Guards.

2-1B
06-19-2006, 12:00 PM
Dengar

how else to explain the bandages ? :confused:

Bel-Cam Jos
06-19-2006, 01:44 PM
Dumbest would have to be Oola. (Perhaps that's why the SW galaxy has so many "greens" jokes out there... as in, a green walks into a Hutt palace, and...) Let's see, I don't like my job, so I'll pull on the chain that has me trapped, then end up in a pit of an eating machine. Smart! :rolleyes:

Dumbest species or group of characters would have to be biker scouts. So much for "a legion of my best troops." Cases in point: shot by a bowcaster, distracted by a little fur ball, tricked by the ol' tap-on-the-shoulder gag, fly into giant trees, etc.

Slicker
06-19-2006, 03:25 PM
I'm gonna vote for Boba Fett.

Deoxyribonucleic
06-19-2006, 03:27 PM
I'm voting for Panda Baba and/or Dr. Evasan for messing with "Old Ben".

JediTricks
06-19-2006, 04:23 PM
Palpatine dumbest...

"This carefully-constructed trap is perfect, I'll have my entire fleet swoop in to trap the Rebels and then have this grand Imperial Navy just sit there and not do anything while I waste massive resources in a pointless 1-on-1 small fighter dogfight so I can charge up a giant gun that is too slow to hit anything but the largest of the enemy fleet! Mwa ha ha!"

Jargo
06-19-2006, 09:32 PM
Cleverest: I have to vote for Obi Wan Kenobi. well he chose a cool location to hide out in, sun sand and sandpeople babes. while yoda has to be the Dumbest: Yoda does a lot of retrospective, "forseen this was not" stuff so he's not too clever.plus he picks a big toilet smelling mud pit to hide out in. weirdo. loser.
plus ben made sure he knew that self preservation 'corporeal form to phantasm form' off by heart. and uses his new form to be to luke what he wasn't to anakin, a hero.
Meanwhile Yoda hobbles around like an old lady behaving like a spoilt two year old and being size-ist.

plus ben probably kept a lot of holovids of padme. kept himself busy. yoda just held meditation seminars for dragonsnakes. no contest.

tagmac
06-20-2006, 12:19 AM
Dumbest - Admiral Ozzel

Rocketboy
06-20-2006, 12:39 AM
Dumbest: Luke - he hangs out with the crazy old man in his neighborhood that his Uncle warned him about. Yeah, that was real smart.
Luke was just lucky that Ben's real name wasn't Old Man Herbert and he didn't offer Luke a popsicle from the cellar.

JimJamBonds
06-20-2006, 01:15 AM
Dumbest: Luke - he hangs out with the crazy old man in his neighborhood that his Uncle warned him about. Yeah, that was real smart.
Luke was just lucky that Ben's real name wasn't Old Man Herbert and he didn't offer Luke a popsicle from the cellar.

And had he stayed home he would have been a burnt corpse.

2-1B
06-20-2006, 01:23 AM
And had he stayed home he would have been a burnt corpse.

True, but then he would be spared a lifetime of broken relationships as a result of the damage done by the molestation.

JimJamBonds
06-20-2006, 01:38 AM
True, but then he would be spared a lifetime of broken relationships as a result of the damage done by the molestation.

BUT then he would have never known what his old man looked like before he was an old man.

Rocketboy
06-20-2006, 01:39 AM
Exactly what I'm talkin' 'bout.

2-1B
06-20-2006, 03:15 AM
Rocketboy, just remember to stretch out your creamy hamstrings.

TheDarthVader
06-21-2006, 11:30 AM
Q5: Who is the craziest?

Rocketboy
06-21-2006, 12:17 PM
Rocketboy, just remember to stretch out your creamy hamstrings.Why, it must be my birthday.

JimJamBonds
06-21-2006, 01:59 PM
Han for staying with that crazy group of Reb's.

Kidhuman
06-21-2006, 04:07 PM
Craziest - Tarkin for not evacuating.

JediTricks
06-21-2006, 04:18 PM
Craziest: Yoda, who clearly went off the deep end years before Luke Skywalker got there, though according to Uncle Owen it should be Obi-Wan.

Deoxyribonucleic
06-21-2006, 04:31 PM
Han Solo...he'll do ANYTHING!

maatu
06-21-2006, 04:56 PM
yeah i think jabba

Slicker
06-21-2006, 06:50 PM
That wacky Jar Jar. He's so funny AND crazy.

Rogue II
06-21-2006, 07:04 PM
Dr. Evazan. Announcing that he had the death sentence on twelve systems in a bar full of bounty hunters and Imperial informants.

2-1B
06-21-2006, 11:57 PM
Kitik Keedik

Bel-Cam Jos
06-22-2006, 11:40 AM
Tessek (the Quarren also called "Squid Head" by Kenner). "Hmm... I'm a water-based creature, so I should go to a place where water is plentiful and not a luxury. I Know; Tatooine! :confused: "

2-1B
06-22-2006, 12:03 PM
Han Solo...he'll do ANYTHING!

except Shoot First, of course. :D

JimJamBonds
06-22-2006, 12:10 PM
That wacky Jar Jar. He's so funny AND crazy.

I didn't know Jar Jar was in the OT. :p

Deoxyribonucleic
06-22-2006, 12:41 PM
except Shoot First, of course. :D

Daaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :Pirate:

2-1B
06-22-2006, 01:32 PM
I didn't know Jar Jar was in the OT. :p

Sure he was, in ROTJ. :)

tagmac
06-22-2006, 10:45 PM
Craziest - Captain Needa, for "apologizing" to Vader.

TheDarthVader
06-23-2006, 12:52 PM
I am going to vote for Han Solo.

(I am keeping track of the results, and they will be posted later)

TheDarthVader
06-25-2006, 12:27 AM
original trilogy results
RESULTS (so far keep voting! )
Q1-stinkiest
__________________
Taun Taun 4
Chewbacca 2
Yoda 1
Bantha 1
Anakin (Darth Vader) 1
Mon Mothma 1
Dianoga 1
Sarlaac 1

Q2-best smelling
___________________
Slave Leia 3
Moff Jerjerrod 1
Bail Organa 1
Ceremonial Leia 6

Q3-most clever
___________________
Obi Wan Kenobi 2
Luke Skywalker 1
R2-D2 3
Darth Vader 2
Paploo 1

Q4-dumbest
___________________
Gammorrean Guard 1
Dengar 1
Oola 1
Boba Fett
Ponda Baba 1
Dr Evazan 1
Palpatine 1
Yoda 1
Admiral Ozzel 1
Luke Skywalker 1

Q5-craziest
_____________________
Han Solo 3
Tarkin 1
Yoda 1
Jabba 1
Dr Evazan 1
Kitik Keed Kak 1
Tessek 1
Captain Needa 1

TheDarthVader
06-27-2006, 12:30 AM
Q6: Who is the strongest? (This is up for your interpretation. Strong could be mental, physical, or both.)

Kidhuman
06-27-2006, 03:09 AM
Chewbacca :roar:

Rocketboy
06-27-2006, 10:51 AM
Darth Vader

Bel-Cam Jos
06-27-2006, 01:23 PM
Q6: Who is the strongest? (This is up for your interpretation. Strong could be mental, physical, or both.)Hmm... that's a big spread.

Mentally, I'd have to go with Uncle Owen for keeping Luke safe and out-of-the-loop with his geneology, as well as surviving the harsh land and poor economic possibilities.

Physically, I'd say Chewbacca. Not a lot of feats of strength in the OT, if you discard using the Force.

tagmac
06-27-2006, 02:02 PM
Mentally: Princess Leia
Physically: Chewbacca

TheDarthVader
06-28-2006, 11:40 AM
I only need one vote. I can not count both mentally and physically strong. You must decide who you would like to vote for.

I am going to vote for Chewbacca.

Rogue II
06-28-2006, 12:08 PM
Chewbacca. Obvious physical strenght and has the mental strength to serve his life debt to Han away from his family. Or, if you've seen the Holiday Special, the strength to put up with his family. Either way...

Bel-Cam Jos
06-28-2006, 12:12 PM
I only need one vote. I can not count both mentally and physically strong. You must decide who you would like to vote for.Then Chewie's out and Uncle Owen remains.

(See pciture below of Bel-Cam with arms ripped out of sockets now) :p

2-1B
06-28-2006, 01:09 PM
Wait, did Bel-Cam just vote for Uncle Owen's remains? :confused:

lol lol lol

Kidhuman
06-28-2006, 07:11 PM
Probably the strongest smelling thing in the OT.

tagmac
06-28-2006, 07:16 PM
Chewie it is.

Deoxyribonucleic
06-29-2006, 12:37 PM
Princess Leia

Bel-Cam Jos
06-29-2006, 06:03 PM
Wait, did Bel-Cam just vote for Uncle Owen's remains? :confused:

lol lol lolThere are several ways to respond:

#1: Crass, Ashton Kutcher version

"OOH! BURN!!!!"

#2: Honest mistake

"Oh, I am terribly sorry if you were mistaken by my response. I meant that my choice of Uncle Owen should remain."

#3: Angry, irrational reaction

" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "
[verbage removed due to inappropriate reply]

#4: Emoticon

:rolleyes:

TheDarthVader
07-01-2006, 12:28 PM
Q7: Who is the weakest?

Slicker
07-01-2006, 12:36 PM
Boba Fett. He got done in by a blind man with a stick.

Kidhuman
07-01-2006, 01:07 PM
3PO is the weakest

JediTricks
07-01-2006, 03:41 PM
Dack is the weakest, all that talk and he didn't even get 1 shot off!

Bel-Cam Jos
07-02-2006, 04:49 PM
Bib Fortuna. He has one job to do (don't let the Jedi in the palace) and he fails. He gropes droids (that's awful), can stand to be close to a Hutt instead of other creatures less repulsive (no, I odn't give him "strong" points for that, that's just follow-the-leader weakness), and actually is the "door man" of Jabba's palace. Then, if you believe the EU stories, gets his brain scooped out and put into a B'Omarr walking droid. WEAK!

tagmac
07-03-2006, 02:23 AM
Weakest - the Woklings

JimJamBonds
07-03-2006, 11:00 AM
Weakest = Younglings.

TheDarthVader
07-05-2006, 12:16 PM
I am going to vote for captain antilles. Once Vader has him, he is like a limp noodle.

DarthAngel
07-06-2006, 06:04 PM
As much as I don't want to, and I know some of you will disagree with me, but I am gonna have to say the Vader we see in ANH is the weakest. I mean for a Sith Lord that is as bad *** as he is, to take orders from Tarkin, just seems so weak.

Banthaholic
07-06-2006, 11:45 PM
R5-D4 can't even keep himself composed for a few seconds for a new home (unless he knew in advance Owen's charred remains would smell and faked a blown motivator )

JimJamBonds
07-07-2006, 12:31 AM
R5-D4 can't even keep himself composed for a few seconds for a new home (unless he knew in advance Owen's charred remains would smell and faked a blown motivator )

... then that would make him the smartest. :p

2-1B
07-07-2006, 01:11 AM
Malakili...

Slicker
07-07-2006, 02:42 PM
R5-D4 can't even keep himself composed for a few seconds for a new home (unless he knew in advance Owen's charred remains would smell and faked a blown motivator )But according to the EU he's the most compassionate since he PURPOSELY blew his motivator to keep R2 and 3PO together. Now that's a loving droid.:rolleyes:

Banthaholic
07-07-2006, 03:23 PM
But according to the EU he's the most compassionate since he PURPOSELY blew his motivator to keep R2 and 3PO together. Now that's a loving droid.:rolleyes:
EU can be entertaining at points, but I was never a fan of it's attempt to over-ride film ideas with some authors fun theories.

Maybe R2-D2 is force sensitive. While on Mustafar he witnessed Anakin choking Padme, and learned a bit of the trick himself. While on Tatooine, he force choked R5-D4 forcing his motivator to blow and allowing R2 to complete his mission.

Maybe I could be a EU author :shocked:

TheDarthVader
07-11-2006, 12:54 AM
original trilogy results
RESULTS (so far keep voting! )

Q1-stinkiest
__________________
Taun Taun 4
Chewbacca 2
Yoda 1
Bantha 1
Anakin (Darth Vader) 1
Mon Mothma 1
Dianoga 1
Sarlaac 1

Q2-best smelling
___________________
Slave Leia 3
Moff Jerjerrod 1
Bail Organa 1
Ceremonial Leia 6

Q3-most clever
___________________
Obi Wan Kenobi 2
Luke Skywalker 1
R2-D2 3
Darth Vader 2
Paploo 1

Q4-dumbest
___________________
Gammorrean Guard 1
Dengar 1
Oola 1
Boba Fett
Ponda Baba 1
Dr Evazan 1
Palpatine 1
Yoda 1
Admiral Ozzel 1
Luke Skywalker 1

Q5-craziest
_____________________
Han Solo 3
Tarkin 1
Yoda 1
Jabba 1
Dr Evazan 1
Kitik Keed Kak 1
Tessek 1
Captain Needa 1

Q6-strongest
______________________
Chewbacca 3
Princess Leia 1
Darth Vader
Uncle Owen's remains 1

Q7-weakest
______________________
Boba Fett 1
C3PO 1
Dack Ralter 1
Captain Antilles 1
Bib Fortuna 1
The Woklings 1
Malakili 1
R5-D4 1

Q8: Who would you want to be friends with or what creature would you want as a pet? ONE ANSWER PLEASE

Kidhuman
07-11-2006, 11:03 AM
Honestly I would want Dewback a for a pet.

JimJamBonds
07-11-2006, 12:06 PM
If I were famous I'd want Chewie to be my bodyguard.

Bel-Cam Jos
07-11-2006, 12:38 PM
original trilogy results
RESULTS (so far keep voting! )

Q1-stinkiest
__________________
Taun Taun 4
Chewbacca 2
Yoda 1
Bantha 1
Anakin (Darth Vader) 1
Mon Mothma 1
Dianoga 1
Sarlaac 1

Q6-strongest
______________________
Chewbacca 3
Princess Leia 1
Darth Vader
Uncle Owen's remains 1

Q8: Who would you want to be friends with or what creature would you want as a pet? ONE ANSWER PLEASEI thought there were 2 votes for the Sarlaac. And I voted for Uncle Owen, alive. It was someone else who thought it was the remains of UO, because I used "remains" as a verb, not a noun. :rolleyes:

My pet would be an Ewokling. Young enough to teach them human ways and speech, still cute enough to pull chicks at the local Ewok park. :D

CaptainSolo1138
07-11-2006, 03:41 PM
Luke. He wanted to nail his sister but he continued taking the proverbial cold showers.

Banthaholic
07-11-2006, 04:44 PM
I could go for a pet Jawa

tagmac
07-11-2006, 06:42 PM
Chewbacca!

Rogue II
07-11-2006, 06:45 PM
Chewbacca. Just so I can have him help me fix my truck and tell him "NO, this one goes here, that one goes there."