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Slicker
07-26-2006, 05:40 PM
...and this is my first post. (http://forums.sirstevesguide.com/showpost.php?p=331831&postcount=44)




I also remember the avatar KH had for some reason. It was the Ultimate Warrior and his location was "monkey pressing yo momma". Don't ask me why but that's what it was.

El Chuxter
07-26-2006, 05:44 PM
Four thousand, two hundred and seven posts later, your mama still dresses you funny.

jjreason
07-26-2006, 06:18 PM
Hilarious.... I wonder if I can find mine. If I recall correctly it was arguing some moot point about Sifo Dias with JediClint. :rolleyes:

EDITED: How did you do that? I can only get it to show 500 of mine.

Slicker
07-26-2006, 06:36 PM
I honestly just remembered what my very first post was and what it was about so I searched for the key words and found it.

You could also try looking at all of the THREADS you've posted in. I'm sure that'd be a much smaller amount.

Kidhuman
07-26-2006, 07:31 PM
My first post was asking about the Ephant Mon error/variation. I can still dig it up if you want to see it.

El Chuxter
07-26-2006, 08:19 PM
Twice as many posts, and you remember your first one, too? Maybe we should be making fun of your mom.

"Kidhuman's mom"? Nah, just doesn't have the same ring to it.

I bet after 10,000 or so, Slicker's mom didn't remember her first. I'll wager he was on shore leave and possibly was suffering from leprosy.

Darth Instigator
07-26-2006, 08:28 PM
there was an ephant mon error? I had so many of those and have another carded one.

bobafrett
07-26-2006, 11:22 PM
Shoot, I'm lucky if I can remember what I'm supposed to do when I get to the next room, let alone what my first post was.

jjreason
07-26-2006, 11:53 PM
LOL, Bobafrett - ditto for me. I have some concerns that we're old. :D

Phantom-like Menace
07-27-2006, 12:58 AM
I found mine:

http://forums.sirstevesguide.com/showthread.php?t=20382

How well did I remember my first post? I couldn't even remember after reading the subject line. Complaining about the AotC figures' magnets. Wow, Hasbro, how you infuriate me sometimes.

darthvyn
07-27-2006, 09:13 AM
i think i found the first thread that i started (http://forums.sirstevesguide.com/showthread.php?t=9808)... and subsequently got shot down in. i still think the jedi of the prequels were loosely based around the catholic priesthood as well as monks and samurai...

Lowly Bantha Cleaner
07-27-2006, 10:46 AM
My first post came in May of 2000, on the old, old forums. It was on the Micro Machines board and it was titled "Rite Aid Treasure Chests" and it stated how I found some rare Action Fleet vehicles at local Rite Aids. I was just a wee young shaver back then.

JediTricks
07-27-2006, 04:55 PM
...and this is my first post. (http://forums.sirstevesguide.com/showpost.php?p=331831&postcount=44)Well, it says right there that it was your first post, so I guess so, but it's odd because your account was registered a month before that, in mid-May. Hard to believe 4200+ posts later, you used to be a lurker. :p And notice that as a newbie, all the jerk forumites ignored the hell out of your inflamatory post. ;)



You could also try looking at all of the THREADS you've posted in. I'm sure that'd be a much smaller amount.That's a good idea, it does work for anybody who posts multiple times in 1 thread. Another one is to set the search date to "A year ago" and "older".


Vyn, that's not your first thread, you had 2 earlier, this one is your first:
http://forums.sirstevesguide.com/showthread.php?t=8902
(you can set it to search by user, search only threads started by user, and then sort by threat start date).



The first post of the whole forums: http://forums.sirstevesguide.com/showthread.php?p=14

The second post of the whole forums:
http://forums.sirstevesguide.com/showthread.php?p=25

The fifth post of the whole forums, and the first poll:
http://forums.sirstevesguide.com/showthread.php?p=28

Slicker
07-27-2006, 06:48 PM
Well, it says right there that it was your first post, so I guess so, but it's odd because your account was registered a month before that, in mid-May. Hard to believe 4200+ posts later, you used to be a lurker. That's because I didn't have a computer at that time (actually I didn't get a computer until Sept.) so I was using the free computers at the Enlisted Club on base.


:p And notice that as a newbie, all the jerk forumites ignored the hell out of your inflamatory post. ;)
2 years and 4,200 posts later things haven't changed a bit.:p



The first post of the whole forums: http://forums.sirstevesguide.com/showthread.php?p=14
Sorry but the urge to post in a 5 year old thread was too much

Kidhuman
07-27-2006, 07:03 PM
Sorry but the urge to post in a 5 year old thread was too much



I have to agree

Dar' Argol
07-27-2006, 09:23 PM
Hmmm . . . can't seem to find my first one. I click on the "See all posts by this user" and I only get 500 entrys . . the last one being 2-23-2003 . . I joined in 2002 or something . . .

On a side note, I found a bunch of "mod" posts I made back in the day . . ahhh the memories . . . .

Bel-Cam Jos
07-27-2006, 11:12 PM
I left the old Forums in the top 5 posters (maybe even top 3), behind JediTricks (surprise! ) and GNT (another surprise!... was he "GNT(2)" then?), perhaps others. So my first post would've been in May 1999. Here, I'll check another time for my first.

New drinking game: every time Bel-Cam types the word "nostalgia," take a drink of juri juice...

every time B-CJ types the word "list," take two sips...

if you know what a BSLOS is, take a drink while humming a tune...

El Chuxter
07-28-2006, 12:27 AM
And then don the Jar Jar Binks Avatar of Shame, the lack of which on these "new" forums caused the BSLOS to exist.

And for God's sake, wake DeckardSmith up.

2-1B
07-28-2006, 01:23 AM
Vyn, sorry if I shot you down in that thread. Didn't mean to be harsh. :D

darthvyn
07-28-2006, 07:05 AM
Vyn, that's not your first thread, you had 2 earlier, this one is your first:
http://forums.sirstevesguide.com/showthread.php?t=8902
(you can set it to search by user, search only threads started by user, and then sort by threat start date).

ah, i see... i must've done it by last post date or something... i dunno. ah, yes... motion blades. i'm so glad hasbro made those and subsequently i kept collecting star wars toys instead of dropping them like a lead weight into the mariana trench... oh, wait... they didn't, and i did...


Vyn, sorry if I shot you down in that thread. Didn't mean to be harsh. :D

oh, you think you're sorry NOW... just wait... you're on the list...

:D

Dar' Argol
07-28-2006, 02:32 PM
Hmmm . . . I think I may have located my very first post here . . .


http://www.sirstevesguide.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4139


I was such a newbie!

El Chuxter
07-28-2006, 03:24 PM
I can't be 1000% sure, but I think I found something here (http://forums.sirstevesguide.com/showpost.php?p=367&postcount=1).

Bel-Cam Jos
07-28-2006, 04:10 PM
And then don the Jar Jar Binks Avatar of Shame, the lack of which on these "new" forums caused the BSLOS to exist.

And for God's sake, wake DeckardSmith up.Ironically, my first post is about the esteemed Mr. DSmith, from 08-16-2001, 08:17 AM, titled "Farewell DeckardSmith." It's a locked thread, too!

Just Startin' Over Again (http://forums.sirstevesguide.com/showthread.php?t=34)

Note that I "created" my own sig line (anyone recall that signature lines were slow in working properly back in tha day?)

JediTricks
07-28-2006, 04:23 PM
ah, i see... i must've done it by last post date or something... i dunno. Yeah, your first and second threads were more popular than your third one by quite a bit.


ah, yes... motion blades. i'm so glad hasbro made those and subsequently i kept collecting star wars toys instead of dropping them like a lead weight into the mariana trench... oh, wait... they didn't, and i did...Motion blades - see Unleashed, then see my face --> :sleeping:
(alternate smilie gag... "Motion blades - this is the only motion that idea should get --> :rolleyes: ")


DA, that is the same date you joined, so very likely. I didn't realize you had mastered the blue color text even then. :D


BCJ, I don't remember why, but there was a problem with some of you saving your sigs, that cleared up in about an hour - I blame you personally. ;)

El Chuxter
07-28-2006, 04:28 PM
Hard to believe that, before June of 2004, none of us could crack on Slicker's mom.

Well, we technically could. We just called her less polite things since we didn't know she was Slicker's mom. :p

darthvyn
07-28-2006, 04:36 PM
Motion blades - see Unleashed, then see my face --> :sleeping:
(alternate smilie gag... "Motion blades - this is the only motion that idea should get --> :rolleyes: ")

oh, you will pay for your lack of vision... the awful versions they had on the unleashed figs were totally NOT my idea...

anyway, i might've found my first post (http://forums.sirstevesguide.com/showthread.php?p=86715#post86715), although i could've sworn i was around for TPM... i seem to remember signing up as "darth mall" but never posting. then the forum was upgraded, and that user didn't exist anymore. THEN, someone else signed up with that name. weird...

Bel-Cam Jos
07-28-2006, 04:45 PM
BCJ, I don't remember why, but there was a problem with some of you saving your sigs, that cleared up in about an hour - I blame you personally. ;)You know what they say about blaming: it makes a gift horse out of spilled milk on the other side. :o

I remember why, though, JT. You were all against me! You're with them! You're always holding me back, jealous of my powers!

Or something. :rolleyes:

Kidhuman
07-28-2006, 07:27 PM
Found my first post ever, talked about being ignored.....



http://forums.sirstevesguide.com/showthread.php?t=15839

I still dont know a good online price guide

UKWildcat
07-28-2006, 07:42 PM
Found my first post ever, talked about being ignored.....

Ouch. :hurt:

You know there's not a snowball's chance in hell of you getting ignored now!:twisted: lol

Not sure what my first post was but I'm sure it was something in the old Hampton Roads thread. I'll have to get digging, or maybe I can hire Caesar to do the work for me. :whip:

JediTricks
07-28-2006, 09:34 PM
You know there's not a snowball's chance in hell of you getting ignored now!:twisted: lol Look, I'm ignoring him right now! :Ponder:


I thought that old saying was blaming makes an a55 out of the grass that's always greener on the sunny side of the street.

plasticfetish
07-28-2006, 10:26 PM
My first post? About cereal...

http://www.sirstevesguide.com/forums/showpost.php?p=75241&postcount=14

:)

(Oh, BTW, the kid's 8 now.)

Dar' Argol
07-29-2006, 11:48 PM
DA, that is the same date you joined, so very likely. I didn't realize you had mastered the blue color text even then. :D


It was like I was born to be blue . he he he . . . Its funny loking back at some of these posts. JT, that was the first thread I started . . I don't know that it was my fist post . . . can't seem to get back that far to see . . . .

2-1B
07-30-2006, 03:09 AM
I'll have to get digging, or maybe I can hire Caesar to do the work for me. :whip:

I'd be delighted to, provided I don't get banned for making the obligatory "Slicker's Mom" reference to Dar's misspelling of the word 'first' ;) ;) ;)

Mr. JabbaJohnL
07-30-2006, 01:31 PM
This (http://forums.sirstevesguide.com/showthread.php?t=4188) is the earliest one I can find. I remember that it took a while for me to do my first post, but I kind of don't think it was that long. Looks like I later had some trouble with the font size. :D

I know I was around on the old SSG forums as well, since I was just JabbaJohnL then. Couldn't you pick a new avatar every time you posted?

Jargo
07-30-2006, 01:49 PM
Don't remember what my first post was but it was back on the old bulletin board. home of the dreaded ISE. it may have been a complaint about people being unwelcoming. or it may have just been a very loud entrance and interruption of a thread flow. I know it got me noticed though. I believe it was back in 1999. a century ago!

Bel-Cam Jos
07-30-2006, 02:19 PM
Don't remember what my first post was but it was back on the old bulletin board. home of the dreaded ISE. it may have been a complaint about people being unwelcoming. or it may have just been a very loud entrance and interruption of a thread flow. I know it got me noticed though. I believe it was back in 1999. a century ago!I don't have the link to the Old Forums, but I believe I do have an early one of your first posts, Ja- er, Mr. Daddypants. :rolleyes: I copied much (sadly, not all :cry: ) of the infamous "I don't even collect the cards, but..." thread into a Word doc, taking out post #s and such.


DarthMaulgotmaueldE1:A Long Time Ago in this very Forum.... 5-22-2001 - 07:32 PM
...I created the single most responded to post ever! With dozens upon dozens of replies, it quickly changed from simple game to inter-forum domination! The Empire swelled and grew, amassing itself with new allies, and acheiving the view of the enemy....The Moderators.
And alas, as hastifully as it grew, it diminished. Now only a memory, it is a fading example of how much fun can be had by foolish ideas. Some type paragraphs of words describing thoughts on the Trilogy, and the Prequels, others, the toys. I myself, have been there, but nothing my friends, nothing compares to the Other Cards Trading Section.
And that is why we must fight. Yes, we will lose, but we are destined to lose, and we shall be the must ungraciful, rude, loud, obnoxious losers ever!
THE TIME HAS COME FOR ALL GOOD FOR ALL GOOD MEN TO COME TO THE AID OF THEIR PARTY.
May the Force be with you comrades........

jargo: Oh - so where have you been all this time some of us have continued the fight? HMMM?

El Chuxter: To arms, my brethren! We must locate our enemies and drop gigantic elephants made entirely of half-melted ice cream on their heads!

DarthMaulgotmauledE1:The elephants? I thought they melted at the Dune Sea years ago?

Bel-Cam Jos III: Perhaps centering our battles here, in the expected territory, is our problem. New worlds await our conquering grips. Unless they're just going to slip through them, in a bad British accent. Scouts; seek out new regions to take!

DarthMaulgotmauledE1:Very insightful Belcam, I see your powers have increased since my leave. Impressive.....most impressive....

Bel-Cam Jos III: Ah, so I was merely a pawn then; now I have risen to the level of lackey? Hmm... methinks there is some condescension afoot. Perhaps, action will have to be taken...

DarthMaulgotmauledE1:I always considered you an equal, but it is pleasing to see that you have managed to motivate your fellows in my absence. A lacky would be jargo, enteraining, but a Padawan. We are The Jedi Council my friend, the few and the proud. We have the power, and I suggest we use it.
We have managed to restart our Empire, and yeas it's only a matter of time before this is lost to the moderators, but nothing can stop that now. Go my son.er..friends. Go, and claim the kingdom thats rightfully ours!

Jargo: Harumph!...... enteraining indeed!

DarthMaulgotmauledE1:Prove yourself jargo, by becoming a Jedi Knight, and earn the respect of your peers

Jargo: Dang! You know as well as I that the ranking system is rigged. I blame Teek, he obviously stole the vital string of programming that allows people like me to progress up through the ranks. Why by the sheer volume of drivel messages I've posted I should be 'Jedi spirit' by now! You ask the impossible DarthMaulgotmauledE1, how could I possibly achieve a result with this insane task you set? No, it cannot be done despite what Yoda the all singing all dancing frog says. I wage war my own way, I'm a renegade padawan I use a fighting of my own making - frut jusitsu!
Now, I'm off to begin my new campaign.
You should not have come back DarthMaulgotmauledE1, Once i was but the learner. Now I am the master!!!!!!

etc. etc.BTW, it's 14 pages long, in size 8 font with narrow margins. :eek:

2-1B
07-30-2006, 06:08 PM
quite the literary dagwood you've got there !

Jargo
08-02-2006, 05:51 PM
oh - my - god........ and that was before i went crazy and needed brain pills to sort me out. I may still have been drinking coffee at that time...

2-1B
02-26-2008, 12:50 AM
Welcome aboard, Slicker !!! :grin:


I thought that old saying was blaming makes an a55 out of the grass that's always greener on the sunny side of the street.

Please do not swear around the autocensor. There is an Announcement posted about this very subject across all forums. :thumbsup:

Slicker
02-26-2008, 02:15 AM
Hi Caesar!

I must agree with you. That's not very professional of him to circumvent the autocensor like that.




BTW, reading this thread I realized that I have Darth Instigator blocked. Imagine that...

Kidhuman
02-26-2008, 06:56 AM
...and this is my first post. (http://forums.sirstevesguide.com/showpost.php?p=331831&postcount=44)




I also remember the avatar KH had for some reason. It was the Ultimate Warrior and his location was "monkey pressing yo momma". Don't ask me why but that's what it was.


That was a great avatar. Mabs had Ric Flair at the time also.

Tycho
02-26-2008, 12:46 PM
I don't know how to find my first post. Searching all posts by Tycho seems to only go back 500 posts and that only seems to cover the more recent years.

I know I came to these boards in 1996 on the old system. On this new system, it says I started in August of 2001.

2-1B
02-26-2008, 10:23 PM
Hi Caesar!


high n00b howz r u ? Lolz

Slicker
02-26-2008, 10:35 PM
I don't know how to find my first post. Searching all posts by Tycho seems to only go back 500 posts and that only seems to cover the more recent years.

I know I came to these boards in 1996 on the old system. On this new system, it says I started in August of 2001.I just happened to remember what my first post was. You could always try checkin' the threads you've created...although those probably go over 500 what with all of your dream threads. :p

DarthQuack
02-26-2008, 10:45 PM
When I saw this thread I figured he was coming out as an alcoholic.

2-1B
02-26-2008, 10:47 PM
He is a sexaholic.

Slicker
02-27-2008, 02:06 AM
He is a sexaholic.And you know it! :thumbsup:

Slicker
02-27-2008, 02:07 AM
My bad.

I thought you said REXaholic talking about Sexy Rexy. :love:

JediTricks
02-28-2008, 02:25 AM
I don't know how to find my first post. Searching all posts by Tycho seems to only go back 500 posts and that only seems to cover the more recent years.

I know I came to these boards in 1996 on the old system. On this new system, it says I started in August of 2001.
Your first post will likely be on the second day of forums activity because that's when you joined. I went through posts 100-200, yours was not among them, but #200 only got me to 4 in the morning, so if you keep going from there it'll eventually come to yours: http://forums.sirstevesguide.com/showpost.php?p=200

CaptainSolo1138
02-28-2008, 07:33 AM
There's a solid chance that this was my first post:

Pre-posing works well with some figures. For instance, the 100th figure Boba Fett was frickin' incredible ( he's looking at me as I write this ). On the other hand, Nute Gunray kinda looks like he's playin' with himself ( with all due respect to the viceroy ). So I'm really on the fence with this topic.

3,000+ posts later and I think all have been pretty much about the same thing.

Kidhuman
02-28-2008, 09:52 AM
My first post can be found here (http://forums.sirstevesguide.com/showthread.php?t=16736). I was lurking before I posted.

JediTricks
02-29-2008, 01:22 AM
What a doofus!