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pegger
08-04-2006, 01:20 PM
Not sure where this belongs, but read the description on this auction. You EU guys should love this!!!

http://cgi.ebay.ca/Star-Wars-Sith-Utapau-Shadow-Trooper-Exclusive-Waffles_W0QQitemZ270013255704QQihZ017QQcategoryZ10 1609QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

El Chuxter
08-04-2006, 01:24 PM
That's classic! I wonder if the guy just wanted to see if anyone would pay attention or what. I thought he was giving some BS explanation about the DVD until I read the whole thing.


Star Wars Utapau Shadow Trooper Target Exclusive figure from the Revenge of the Sith Line. In Perfect Condition, still in the hard shell case. The Shadow Trooper did not appear in the theatrical version, but appears in the deleted scenes on the DVD. It's the one where Obi Wan gets mad because he cant find his waffles, and it turns out the Shadow Trooper stole them when no one was looking. By far the funniest scene in the whole saga! Will be shipped securely via UPS. Shipping is $3.00. Any questions? Please send them along. Good luck.

Kidhuman
08-04-2006, 01:46 PM
Thats classic.

Jargo
08-04-2006, 01:51 PM
Hehe, good sense of humour there. Cheeky.

JON9000
08-04-2006, 02:33 PM
I try to have some humor in my listings, without thinking too hard about it. Here's one I wrote for Kobra Khan (spraying snake dude) from Masters of the Universe:

Here we have KOBRA KHAN from Mattel's Masters of the Universe (He-Man). This guy was one of my favorites because you can remove his head, pour water inside his body, then use a pump action to make him "Spit". All I can say is Teela got spat on. A lot. Anyhow, I tested the spitting action and it works, so now you can degrade Teela (or whomever) yourself if you so choose!

Kidhuman
08-04-2006, 02:35 PM
Thats really funny Jon.

UKWildcat
08-04-2006, 04:01 PM
Not sure where this belongs, but read the description on this auction. You EU guys should love this!!!

Pegger's Link (http://cgi.ebay.ca/Star-Wars-Sith-Utapau-Shadow-Trooper-Exclusive-Waffles_W0QQitemZ270013255704QQihZ017QQcategoryZ10 1609QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

You probably aren't going to believe this, but I saw this auction a few days ago. I was looking up the Starwarsshop Exclusive Shadow Trooper and the 501st CC trooper and came across this. I about died when I read the description. lol

DarthQuack
08-04-2006, 05:52 PM
I'll have my waffles with syrup please.

Darth Instigator
08-04-2006, 06:02 PM
waffles, eh? lol