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JEDIpartner
08-08-2006, 03:14 PM
I had the craziest dream the other night involving Kermit auditioning new songs for the show.

I woke up remembering the words and the whole melody... the kicker is, as far as I know, this song doesn't even exist!!!!

Muppet 1: Tell me what kind of bag you need...

Muppet 2: I need a bag; a paper bag

Muppet 1: Why do you need a paper bag?

Muppet 2: I need it for my goat!

Muppet 1: Why do you need it for your goat?

Muppet 2: I need it to carry him 'cross the moat!

Muppet 1: Is that why you need a paper bag?

Muppet 2: Yes, my poor goat cannot float!


Just knowing me kinda explains all of this, doesn't it?

DarthQuack
08-08-2006, 03:37 PM
I wish I had the last 30 seconds of my life back...

Jargo
08-08-2006, 03:57 PM
I think you need to stop eating so late at night.

Kidhuman
08-08-2006, 03:59 PM
I think you should play it at a Show JP.

JEDIpartner
08-08-2006, 05:11 PM
I wish I had the last 30 seconds of my life back...

Oh, you're SO important. :rolleyes:

jedi master sal
08-13-2006, 08:10 AM
Just knowing me kinda explains all of this, doesn't it?

Yes but shouldn't that read "a fabulously dressed goat" then....JUST KIDDING!

JEDIpartner
08-13-2006, 06:18 PM
Yes but shouldn't that read "a fabulously dressed goat" then....JUST KIDDING!

This one doesn't say "fabulous"... :sleeping: